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Re: God by Maynman: 2:18pm On Feb 26, 2023
HellVictorinho7:
offpoint and off target , find me ice 4 nothing ,use cocaine,preach crack, praise loud, boom!!!

Are these your achievements?
Better than begging aimlessly for some cheap high.
Re: God by HellVictorinho7: 4:06pm On Feb 26, 2023
Maynman:


Are these your achievements?
Better than begging aimlessly for some cheap high.
am not low, no dey yarn bonz, i have seen worse and heard yeeeeeh ,take whatever 2 be typed, stones.
Re: God by Maynman: 4:11pm On Feb 26, 2023
HellVictorinho7:

am not low, no dey yarn bonz, i have seen worse and heard yeeeeeh ,take whatever 2 be typed, stones.

🥱
Better than being a beggar.
Re: God by HellVictorinho7: 4:19pm On Feb 26, 2023
Maynman:


🥱
Better than being a beggar.
ver7se 2
Re: God by Maynman: 4:20pm On Feb 26, 2023
HellVictorinho7:
ver7se 2

Chapter beg5ing
Re: God by HellVictorinho7: 4:22pm On Feb 26, 2023
Maynman:


Chapter beg5ing
that is a hit
Re: God by Maynman: 4:25pm On Feb 26, 2023
HellVictorinho7:
that is a hit

grin
Re: God by HellVictorinho7: 4:28pm On Feb 26, 2023
Maynman:


grin
legend

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Re: God by Image123(m): 3:01pm On Feb 27, 2023
LordReed:


LoLz. I ridiculed the ridiculous idea that an almighty god needs an army, all the other stuff you are just imagining. I even called it all a fake story so I dunno what is making imagine all these other things you are cooking up in your head. Bwahahahahaha.

What exactly is ridiculous about having an army? Can you rationally explain why it is funny or ridiculous to have an army? Is it okay for the US or Russia, or Nigeria to have an army?
Re: God by LordReed(m): 3:34pm On Feb 27, 2023
Image123:


What exactly is ridiculous about having an army? Can you rationally explain why it is funny or ridiculous to have an army? Is it okay for the US or Russia, or Nigeria to have an army?

LordReed:
LoLz. I ridiculed the ridiculous idea that an almighty god needs an army

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Re: God by Image123(m): 4:38pm On Feb 27, 2023
LordReed:

LordReed:
LoLz. I ridiculed the ridiculous idea that an almighty god needs an army

In other words, you have no reasonable reason for the mentioned nations not to have an army. You have no logical reason for any government not to have an army, except God. You will make a good clown. You don't know any God, you don't have any idea how it/he/they operate, but you somehow think you should define God and he must fit your definition to be truly God. What a joke.
Re: God by Maynman: 4:42pm On Feb 27, 2023
Image123:


In other words, you have no reasonable reason for the mentioned nations not to have an army. You have no logical reason for any government not to have an army, except God. You will make a good clown. You don't know any God, you don't have any idea how it/he/they operate, but you somehow think you should define God and he must fit your definition to be truly God. What a joke.

Is there any nation or government that’s “omnipotent”?
Are you comparing your deity to nations and governments led by humans who are not “omnipotent”?

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Re: God by LordReed(m): 6:10pm On Feb 27, 2023
Maynman:


Is there any nation or government that’s “omnipotent”?
Are you comparing your deity to nations and governments led by humans who are not “omnipotent”?

LoLz. As in he needs us to explain to him why an OMNIPOTENT or ALMIGHTY god needs an army is a ridiculous idea. Bwahahahahaha! I just can't...LMFAO!

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Re: God by Maynman: 6:14pm On Feb 27, 2023
LordReed:


LoLz. As in he needs us to applying to him why an OMNIPOTENT or ALMIGHTY god needs an army is a ridiculous idea. Bwahahahahaha! I just can't...LMFAO!

It seems one has to be “spiritual” to understand their ridiculous ideas. grin
Re: God by LordReed(m): 7:32pm On Feb 27, 2023
Image123:


In other words, you have no reasonable reason for the mentioned nations not to have an army. You have no logical reason for any government not to have an army, except God. You will make a good clown. You don't know any God, you don't have any idea how it/he/they operate, but you somehow think you should define God and he must fit your definition to be truly God. What a joke.

LMFAO! You really need me to explain why the idea, that the god that created a universe with billions of stars and planets needs a few life forms on a single planet as soldiers, is ridiculous . Bwahahahahaha!

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Re: God by Image123(m): 7:35pm On Feb 27, 2023
LordReed:


LMFAO! You really need me to explain why the idea, that the god that created a universe with billions of stars and planets needs a few life forms on a single planet as soldiers, is ridiculous . Bwahahahahaha!

Oh, you should be explaining if He needs them to win, and if He cannot use them to win. So yes, explain logically.
Re: God by Maynman: 7:43pm On Feb 27, 2023
Image123:


Oh, you should be explaining if He needs them to win, and if He cannot use them to win. So yes, explain logically.

Why does an omnipotent god even need to go to war? And in that war he’s suit up with weapons alongside his army bwahahahaha

Think na image123
Revelation is talking about King Nero.
https://www.nairaland.com/7382665/how-revelation-got-into-bible

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Re: God by LordReed(m): 7:50pm On Feb 27, 2023
Image123:


Oh, you should be explaining if He needs them to win, and if He cannot use them to win. So yes, explain logically.

NVM.

Bwahahahahaha!

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Re: God by KnownUnknown: 8:35pm On Feb 27, 2023
Image123:


Oh, you should be explaining if He needs them to win, and if He cannot use them to win. So yes, explain logically.

Why does he need an army in the first place?
Did he create the enemies he needs an army to fight?
Your god sounds crazy and violent. Imagine creating enemies so you can go to war. Lmao

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Re: God by Image123(m): 3:21pm On Feb 28, 2023
LordReed:


NVM.

Bwahahahahaha!

Checkmate as usual and as expected. You could not offer any logical reasons why any Potentate or government should not have an army.
Re: God by Image123(m): 3:25pm On Feb 28, 2023
KnownUnknown:


Why does he need an army in the first place?
Did he create the enemies he needs an army to fight?
Your god sounds crazy and violent. Imagine creating enemies so you can go to war. Lmao

Rather why does He not need an army. Is there any main government without an army? Is it wrong to have an army? Can you help to logically answer these simple and straightforward questions instead of being emotional and changing goalposts, or worse still going on a rigmarole like reed will do?
You have assumed on your own that God needs an army to fight. In other words, you have supplied an answer for yourself on why God needs an army. Do you believe the Bible?
Re: God by Maynman: 3:27pm On Feb 28, 2023
Image123:


Do you believe the Bible?
You “know” books, you don’t “believe” books.

Re: God by KnownUnknown: 4:07pm On Feb 28, 2023
Image123:


Rather why does He not need an army. Is there any main government without an army? Is it wrong to have an army? Can you help to logically answer these simple and straightforward questions instead of being emotional and changing goalposts, or worse still going on a rigmarole like reed will do?
You have assumed on your own that God needs an army to fight. In other words, you have supplied an answer for yourself on why God needs an army. Do you believe the Bible?

Lmao. You sound so confused.

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Re: God by LordReed(m): 4:17pm On Feb 28, 2023
Image123:


Checkmate as usual and as expected. You could not offer any logical reasons why any Potentate or government should not have an army.

LMFAO! If you read my post before last and still say this I don't see any reason to discuss this any further, you aren't worth the time or effort. Bwahahahahahaha!

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Re: God by HellVictorinho7: 7:32pm On Feb 28, 2023
Maynman:

You “know” books, you don’t “believe” books.
u don start again ,no be matter of dem beg anybody, u just dey answer wetin nobody ask u, like say na only u sabi type, oya do or say ur not special worst.
Re: God by Image123(m): 7:33pm On Feb 28, 2023
KnownUnknown:


Lmao. You sound so confused.

Sure, it's confusing to you when you cannot answer any of the questions.
Re: God by Maynman: 7:33pm On Feb 28, 2023
HellVictorinho7:
u don start again ,no be matter of dem beg anybody, u just dey answer wetin nobody ask u, like say na only u sabi type, oya do or say ur not special worst.

Listen to your advice.
Re: God by Image123(m): 7:37pm On Feb 28, 2023
LordReed:


LMFAO! If you read my post before last and still say this I don't see any reason to discuss this any further, you aren't worth the time or effort. Bwahahahahahaha!

i read your last post before this already many years ago, lol. You don't know God, God does not fit into your definition and imagination, therefore there is no God. Tell me, what do you think God should need and why?
Re: God by LordReed(m): 8:16pm On Feb 28, 2023
Image123:


i read your last post before this already many years ago, lol. You don't know God, God does not fit into your definition and imagination, therefore there is no God. Tell me, what do you think God should need and why?

LordReed:


LMFAO! you aren't worth the time or effort. Bwahahahahahaha!
Re: God by Image123(m): 8:24pm On Feb 28, 2023
LordReed:



Then act it out, you keep making the time and effort for years. Are you afraid of hell?
Re: God by Maynman: 8:25pm On Feb 28, 2023
Image123:


Then act it out, you keep making the time and effort for years. Are you afraid of hell?

“Hell” bwahahahah.
At least have knowledge on the terms you are using, no wonder you are a Believer.

Re: God by HellVictorinho7: 8:54pm On Feb 28, 2023
Maynman:


Listen to your advice.
no be advice,na anoda thing , try sand

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