sukkot:
hey it's sacrifice I make to bring y'all good content .

Sukkot baba!

sukkot:
So I went to see my gurl Hilda Baci to see what she got cooking. had to empty the bank akant just to bring yall this content. the place is alright, the AC is very strong, its small and cute.

The food prices? A bit on the high side for like swallow eaters like soup starts from 5000 naira. Just the soup alone without the meat and swallow. the rice i bought is 1500, the fish 2000 and malt is 400 for a total of 3900 naira. the food was straight up garbage. TAsted horrible. I could only stomach half of it till i abandoned the rest. I give it a solid 3 out of 10.

The positives are the AC is very cold and the malt was very cold. would i go back ? nope

hater spotted

AgentGoat:



He's a critic of everything

how did he criticise everything? he only criticised the food.

he paid for the food. doesnt he have the right to say how he feels about the food?

mariahAngel:


Abi?
I bet even Nlfpmod thinks so too.

he only criticised the food but gave a positive review on the ambience.

he paid for the food. doesnt he have the right to say how he feels about the food?

Wawelexy:
If Hilda is not serving me herself, I'm not buying, Period!

Werey, you sef wan see yansh and breast?

Because of 2k food you wan buy.

ibkayee:
Sukkot with the food critic series lol

Did you end up getting the double bacon and cheese burger from Burger King eventually?

lol wagwan Wiff youuu. Nah I would do that next and create a thread. Their 🍔 are pretty legit though. The real deal .

nwajesus12:
hater spotted

since you arent a hater, why havent you gone there to spend your money?
someone went to spend his money somewhere and isnt impressed by what he got, you de vex for am

sukkot:
dont all nigerian women have big nyash ? its like working as a bank cashier and being amazed at the sight of a 1000 naira note

all nigerian women? how?

sukkot:
lmao there ain't gone be no next time Mariah. The food was trash. The ambiance ? It was nice and cute . Quite small. Can seat a max of 15 people. The ac was powerful. The decor was nice. It's alright. You would not be blown away but you would not be disappointed either . It's a one off for me. Not impressed at all with the food

No jejely carry your money go mama put.

ufotunang:
Soup 5,000 naira with no meat ... nawaoooo 🙄

lol na big man food bruv

Oceanjagaban:

Na because say na your last money and entire savings you use chop the food that's why e no sweet for your mouth,next time try chop wetin no go vex you

lol country hard. Edakun . Nah but seriously though this is a honest critique. I struggled with the food. I left half of it.

ufotunang:
....maybe to see her he has to buy all her restaurant 🙄

lol

sukkot:
actually the food is reasonably priced for lekki standards but I am also painfully aware that many earn 30k a month so I try to use my words wisely so I don’t offend. If you say 3500 is cheap for food I will agree and if you say 3500 is too expensive for food I will agree . I agree with everybody .

You spent a total of 3500 in Lekki, omo you're lucky o. A plate of rice in Hard Rock Cafe is like 12,000 naira. Her restuarant is super affordable.

Dem suppose beat you comot for that restuarant.

lexy2014:


the person went to patronise the restaurant and spent his cash which will be a contribution to the business's growth. you are here and havent contributed a dime to the lady's business and you are criticising someone who did of "PULL HIM DOWN SYNDROME" because he said that what he paid for wasnt worth his money. as a customer, he has every right to air his views on the service he paid for. if that is how he felt about the service, then its left for the owners to improve on it.

thank you Sir. Finally, a rational thinker not these emotional persecution complex bots

Ofemmanu1:


Sukkot baba!

wehdone CHief

sukkot:
i think it’s reasonably priced for lekki

What? That's someone's feeding for a week on the mainland

Sucre6:


Exactly, I dated one calabar babe, this girl would always make 3 different kind of soup whenever she comes around especially during the weekend, her vegetable soup game is A+, white soup, top notch, okazi soup, very tasty and will store all of them in the freezer, omo forgerit calabar babes way their eye dey ground can cook 🥺, shes well mannered, she will give u good food and even better sex, what else can a guy ask of ?

Couldn't marry her as I wasn't financially stable then, babe traveled out and got married to a white man, still miss her uptill today, such a sweet soul, we still in contact though

If calabar woman romance you ehh, you are finished. When we were younger, one held popsis friend. No talk them no tell this man to return to his family, for where? Years later when the man eye clear, they spoke with him, the man was just looking at them as if they were mumus, all he said was if calabar woman handle you, una no go de talk this one una de talk.
Same thing with elder ojewale in our church way back. One calabar chick caught this man, a whole deacon in church, Bros abandoned his family and church for years.
They are clean, they can cook, they can romance and more specially, they have PhD in the other room.

Ofemmanu1:


Werey, you sef wan see yansh and breast?

Because of 2k food you wan buy.

Sucre6:


She's the only child and her parent was on her case to get married at that time, I just finished service then and I wasn't financially balanced then, the parent arranged for her to travel out, and before u know she's married to a white guy, omo, e really weak me, but she was telling me everything as things unfolded, I couldn't do much

Next time be man and get it done. You dad probably didn't have a dime when he met your mom. Have you made the money now?

lexy2014:


since you arent a hater, why havent you gone there to spend your money?
someone went to spend his money somewhere and isnt impressed by what he got, you de vex for am

i tire ooo lol

I dont know when you will realize that street bookas cook better and tastier meals

lexy2014:


all nigerian women? how?

this same Nigeria we are in ? I think the fascination would be seeing a woman with no yansh. All these women in Nigeria are stacked like a deck of cards in Las Vegas. Even the girl hawking pepper is stacked . So I wonder why guys are amazed when they see Hilda. I see a million Hilda everyday with mo ass than a donkey. That’s a joke by the way. Gerrit ? Donkeys are called ass

sukkot:
So I went to see my gurl Hilda Baci to see what she got cooking. had to empty the bank akant just to bring yall this content. the place is alright, the AC is very strong, its small and cute.

The food prices? A bit on the high side for like swallow eaters like soup starts from 5000 naira. Just the soup alone without the meat and swallow. the rice i bought is 1500, the fish 2000 and malt is 400 for a total of 3900 naira. the food was straight up garbage. TAsted horrible. I could only stomach half of it till i abandoned the rest. I give it a solid 3 out of 10.

The positives are the AC is very cold and the malt was very cold. would i go back ? nope

"My Food by Hilda." Sukkot the Godfather was here... N3900 pere!

localbreed:

Hilda is Akwaibom, not Calabat

I know. But they are all loosely referred to as Calabar. Just the way we Deltans are referred to as Igbo.

tosinhtml:


You spent a total of 3500 in Lekki, omo you're lucky o. A plate of rice in Hard Rock Cafe is like 12,000 naira. Her restuarant is super affordable.

Dem suppose beat you comot for your restuarant.

hard rock cafe is a Hollywood celebrity franchise

Moderators thank you for putting me on front street. Much appreciated 🙏🏽

XAUBulls:

"My Food by Hilda." Sukkot the Godfather was here... N3900 pere!

lmao bro you know I had to represent

lavylilly:
What? That's someone's feeding for a week on the mainland

its lekki lol

mariahAngel:




How come almost all of you guys at some point in your lives have dated "one Calabar girl" that was good in everything, but none of you ever marry them?
How come, ehn?

There's always a story to tell about "one Calabar girl" by you guys.
You never disappoint.

Never dated one. Wished I did. Funny enough, I served in cross River state. Was supposed to be posted to a nursing school. Omo come and see girls!!!!
I was so excited and was silently praying I was accepted. Las las dem see them don get enough. I almost cried. Maybe that would have been my opportunity.
My neighbor over there dated one. He eventually held a meeting with us to inform us that he was dumping his yoruba girlfriend.
He said he has seen the light. Gedoni completely revamped this guy's life
The secret here is that a Calabar or akwa ibom girl with a good head screwed on her shoulder goes the extra mile to make her man special and treat him like a king.
I'm planning on going down to akwa ibom for a two weeks getaway

sukkot:
lol

..yes na 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ufotunang:
..yes na 🤣🤣🤣🤣

you wild bro lmao

U for buy fofo and egusi wey U dey use to nau..