sukkot:
lol na big man food bruv

sukkot:
lmao bro you know I had to represent

ufotunang:
..and if you chop that 5,000 naira soup it will not be delicious like the soup sold in Mama ngozi canteen which a plate is 400 naira🙄

sukkot:
hehe but na gutter water dem dey take cook the 400 naira food. How she wan make profit if she buy pure water take cook ? Na gutter water dey make the soup sweet like that. Na joke ooo

XAUBulls:

Indeed Sukkot. You made a nice food review of 3/10. I trust your judgement there. It means they need to improve on the food servings.

Congrats as well on the new democratic cycle that took place today just like you affirmed last year.

lavylilly:
Next time be man and get it done. You dad probably didn't have a dime when he met your mom. Have you made the money now?

Mom007:
You went to a calabar woman's restaurant and ordered rice? Not really their strong suit you know... They are known for their soups though this ones sound ridiculously overpriced. If you want great rice meals, our mothers from the west have that on lockdown!

nedekid:

If calabar woman romance you ehh, you are finished. When we were younger, one held popsis friend. No talk them no tell this man to return to his family, for where? Years later when the man eye clear, they spoke with him, the man was just looking at them as if they were mumus, all he said was if calabar woman handle you, una no go de talk this one una de talk.
Same thing with elder ojewale in our church way back. One calabar chick caught this man, a whole deacon in church, Bros abandoned his family and church for years.
They are clean, they can cook, they can romance and more specially, they have PhD in the other room.

mariahAngel:




How come almost all of you guys at some point in your lives have dated "one Calabar girl" that was good in everything, but none of you ever marry them?
How come, ehn?

There's always a story to tell about "one Calabar girl" by you guys.
You never disappoint.

sukkot:
So I went to see my gurl Hilda Baci to see what she got cooking. had to empty the bank akant just to bring yall this content. the place is alright, the AC is very strong, its small and cute.

The food prices? A bit on the high side for like swallow eaters like soup starts from 5000 naira. Just the soup alone without the meat and swallow. the rice i bought is 1500, the fish 2000 and malt is 400 for a total of 3900 naira. the food was straight up garbage. TAsted horrible. I could only stomach half of it till i abandoned the rest. I give it a solid 3 out of 10.

The positives are the AC is very cold and the malt was very cold. would i go back ? nope

Sucre6:


Exactly, I dated one calabar babe, this girl would always make 3 different kind of soup whenever she comes around especially during the weekend, her vegetable soup game is A+, white soup, top notch, okazi soup, very tasty and will store all of them in the freezer, omo forgerit calabar babes way their eye dey ground can cook 🥺, shes well mannered, she will give u good food and even better sex, what else can a guy ask of ?

Couldn't marry her as I wasn't financially stable then, babe traveled out and got married to a white man, still miss her uptill today, such a sweet soul, we still in contact though

sukkot:
yes Sir we always can sense the winners and we roll with the winner with no bias . I already knew it was his. Spiritual perception. As with the food, I wasn’t even being harsh like these people think. The jollof just had a weird unusual taste to it. MAybe it is akwa Ibom way of making jollof but it’s not for me at all.

Marv650:
Who ask you all these stories? Some of you can't just wait to tell stories.

sukkot:
lol country hard. Edakun . Nah but seriously though this is a honest critique. I struggled with the food. I left half of it.

Blitzking:

E sure me say no be hilda cook this one. Na just staff

renderme:

No meat?

XAUBulls:

I suspect the Hilda jollof rice may have gone stale and had been cooked many days before then rewarmed over and over again. Some eateries or restaurants do that to minimize wastages and make more profit.

Nothing beats the smell and intense taste of freshly cooked party jollof rice though.

Oceanjagaban:

You for eat better mama-put,with like 12 pieces of meat .lol

sukkot:
hehe but na gutter water dem dey take cook the 400 naira food. How she wan make profit if she buy pure water take cook ? Na gutter water dey make the soup sweet like that. Na joke ooo

mariahAngel:




How come almost all of you guys at some point in your lives have dated "one Calabar girl" that was good in everything, but none of you ever marry them?
How come, ehn?

There's always a story to tell about "one Calabar girl" by you guys.
You never disappoint.

Sucre6:


Things are looking good now bro
Believe me I wanted to go ahead with the marriage, the parent arranged and flew her to the UK

ufotunang:
. gutter wetin....I reject it 🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️

ufotunang:
. gutter wetin....I reject it 🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️

sukkot:
you know I think you may have solved the riddle of why it tasted so bad. It definitely has that taste of something cooked many days ago and they just keep warming and warming. I don’t think rice is top selling as people say they go for akwa ibom soups so maybe that has been cooked since April last month lmaooo

Olachase:
to bring who content? Did you contact me before going 😒😒

Werèy you too go comfirm the yahshe
Content kill you there 😂😂

sukkot:
So I went to see my gurl Hilda Baci to see what she got cooking. had to empty the bank akant just to bring yall this content. the place is alright, the AC is very strong, its small and cute.

The food prices? A bit on the high side for like swallow eaters like soup starts from 5000 naira. Just the soup alone without the meat and swallow. the rice i bought is 1500, the fish 2000 and malt is 400 for a total of 3900 naira. the food was straight up garbage. TAsted horrible. I could only stomach half of it till i abandoned the rest. I give it a solid 3 out of 10.

The positives are the AC is very cold and the malt was very cold. would i go back ? nope

coputa:
You are not a good customer.you only went there to demarket the Guinness book of records holder.


A civilized customer should have given feedback to them when their food is bad which i doubted and also tell the public when the food is good, you are now doing the opposite ostensibly to feed your ego of hate.

You're obviously an 'enemy of progress"learn to celebrate people and not pull them down,so that you will be celebrated too.

AngelicBeing:
Hian, He is a British citizen and also the CEO of Astral Magic Investment Bank headquartered in Lekki with an annual turnover of 777 Trillion dollars, l wonder why he didn't buy off the entire restaurant from Hilda, @ sukkot, go back to the restaurant tomorrow and give Hilda 2 million dollars from the trillions you are hiding and take over the restaurant and employ new cook's directly from the celestial realm

Mom007:
You went to a calabar woman's restaurant and ordered rice? Not really their strong suit you know... They are known for their soups though this ones sound ridiculously overpriced. If you want great rice meals, our mothers from the west have that on lockdown!