DONkollione:

FOR YA PRIMARY SCHOOL DEM GV U HEAD BOY, , FOR SECONDARY SCHOOL DEM GV U HEAD PREFECT. .UNIVERSITY DEM STILL GV U HEAD OF DEPARTMENT, , NOW U DON COM NAIRALAND DEM CARRY MOD HOD GV U , OMO NA HEAD OF STATE U GO BE COME 2015

OKPONUCIOUS IMBECI, LE wey you, dat nite ehn your long kpe.kus just dey hang my network ni stupid upon nonentity upon

baskatsity, no difference between you and an average madman on the street, of lagos. .bros you get striking resemblance like dat of ape

Muntula!!!

Agybabe:

@donkolie the tallest man for your village пo fit climb mango tree and if he siddon for ontop maggi, him leg no go touch ground.
You eat bread finish and you use the nylon sew condom.
The richest man for your village, na wheelbarrow be I'm car.
Them send you make you go buy family biscuit, you go they pack all your family come
Them say make you go buy chinese balm, you go dey fight chinese with bald man.
You blow cattarh put for plate, you go tell you parents say "mama, papa see our morning akamu
You drink coke you come dey arrest bottle
You drink burukutu finish, you go they dry belle for sun
You say you wan commit suicide, instead to put the rope for neck, na for belle you put am because you пo breath well.
You see two kulikuli dey fight, instead of you to seperate them, you carry one eat.
You mess udala fruit (agbalumo) tye scarf.
"DON'T TRY ME"

YOU WAN KILL AM ,

Agybabe:

@donkolie the tallest man for your village  пo fit climb mango tree and if he siddon for ontop maggi, him leg  no  go  touch ground.
You eat bread finish and you use the nylon sew condom.
The richest man for your village, na wheelbarrow be I'm car.
Them send you make you  go  buy family biscuit, you  go  they pack all  your family come
Them say make you  go buy chinese balm, you  go  dey fight chinese with bald man.
You blow cattarh put for plate, you  go  tell you parents say "mama, papa see our morning akamu
You drink coke you come dey arrest bottle
You drink burukutu finish, you  go  they dry belle for sun
You say you wan commit suicide, instead to put the rope for neck, na for belle you put am because you  пo breath well.
You see  two kulikuli dey fight, instead of you to seperate them, you carry one eat.
You mess udala fruit (agbalumo) tye scarf.
"DON'T TRY ME"

dani1luv:

^^ na albino babe you dey find agy na albino babe nah and s[color=#990000]he short [b]pass tiger battery [/b][/color]

bunmioguns:



I not fit laff o, abeg agy, ashy, precipitate defend urself

Her 2nd name too nah ashy chei, I bin think say you be ha hubby nah

dani1luv:

Her 2nd name too nah ashy chei, I bin think say you be ha hubby nah

bunmioguns:

Hubby ke, where u wan make i carry the agybabe, ashybabe go, you wan make I die young

wetin you mean now, say agy na local babe?

DONkollione:

^^^^

@BUNMIOGUNS AND DANI1LUV
See as una fat, for una house dem dey use gate as door, with una head lyk "OSHODI PARK" , una balls like cube of suger , CASTERATED men way dey plan to violation woman,


** omo i dey run outta yabs abeg mk persin back me up** **

DONkollione:

^^^^
Abeg u too much, u go marry beta husband jawe, just dey helep me yab dem i go dey gv u cover,

@BUNMIOGUNS AND DANI1LUV
See as una fat, for una house dem dey use gate as door, with una head lyk "OSHODI PARK" , una balls like cube of suger , CASTERATED men way dey plan to violation woman,

** omo i dey run outta yabs abeg mk persin back me up** **

scumbag, go slap you worwor face to an ecrypted page jor, mugu upon nonenity, you nor know who you jam with your muscle like skeletal system

DONkollione:

^^^

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Bado I trowey salute oo. Una don kill mε̲̣̣̣̥ for hia ̶̲̥̅̊ ma bullet don finish I surrender

** raises Hands Up n kneels down **

DONkollione:

^^

See ya head lyk rice and beans ̶̲̥̅̊ ̶̲̥̅̊ if I blow u slap u go dey piss n shitt 2geda

Undiluted messmorised nincompoopscious mumuscious dondeyism ̶̲̥̅̊
SOURCE : HON. PATRICK

You never still learn your lesson , you nor know who you jam, i.iidiot with ya legs like insect biceps your nose like mosquito antennae and

ya 1inch p,.rick like my mtn f@stlinks, wey nor dey bring network at all capascious gbeskisity imbecia,ll

lilkech:

lOl

SEE YABZ

EVEN PEOPLE I NEVER BELIEVED HAD THE GUTZ TO DO SO

MAKE I RUN COMOT FAST BEFORE PERSON DASH ME THE ONE WEY GO MAKE ME HANG FACE LIKE ' MONKEY WEY LICK LIME '

Oga, as I see you two left k-legs and your head like coconut, you go sabi yab

dani1luv:

Oga, as I see you two left k-legs and your head like coconut, you go sabi yab

lilkech:

SO U GET MIND DEY YAB MY LEG WEN OUR MATH TEACHER BEEN DEY USE YOUR OWN LEG DEY DO ' BODMAS ' EXAMPLE FOR CLASS THAT YEAR

U DON FORGET SAY your LEG RESEMBLE ' BRACKET ' * ( ) *

D ONE WEY VEX ME PASS BE SAY U WAN COME YAB MY HEAD

NA SO your POPSI DRAG U GO CHECK-UP YESTERDAY NA HIM DOCTOR OPEN YOUR ' RIGHT EAR ' COME TELL your PAPA SAY " OGA , THERE IS NOTHING ' LEFT ' INSIDE THIS EAR " . . . HIM COME TURN GO your ' LEFT EAR' COME OPEN AM LOOK INSIDE TELL your PAPA SAY " SAH , THERE IS NOTHING ' RIGHT ' INSIDE THIS ONE "

You dun talk finish, na only observation I make, you come dey misyarn nonsense , If i talk now dem bin, don, and oderemo go dey beg, you be apology sef