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̶̲̥̅̊ dem don yab u na u wan dey use style dey Beg ̶̲̥̅̊

With ya left eye like "nokia torch" u nor know road to pit latrine for ya village u dey use nokia tracker ̶̲̥̅̊

Imbetus mugutus ignoramus stupendus ̶̲̥̅̊
SOURCE : HON PATRICK

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U wey run 100 metres with snail carry last ̶̲̥̅̊ ̶̲̥̅̊ with ya tongue like scrubbing brush ya teeth like broken pepsi bottle ̶̲̥̅̊

Oloshhiburuku odemumuscious retardeenious inpertus slowpokenoniism
SOURCE : ACHEBE

dani1luv:

You dun talk finish, na only observation I make, you come dey misyarn nonsense , If i talk now dem bin, don, and oderemo go dey beg, you be apology sef

OGBENI GO SIDON JOOR

U NOR REACH

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Abeeg helep mε̲̣̣̣̥ tell am **hits his chest hard** am da last keyboard warrior standing nor body fit stand me

But. Guy y ya nose come be lyk elevator na ̶̲̥̅̊ see ya head like " oxford dictionary "" ̶̲̥̅̊

Abeg nor vex

DONkollione:

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Wen dem born u NEPA take light nowonder u com black like charcoal ̶̲̥̅̊
With ya head like NEPA BILL, ya neck like NEPA POLE

Chinekee yeee na me u enter so

Guy I no blame u sha, normal guys dey wankkk to mojo, u dey juwo wen monkey dey mate.

Bush man like you u enter lift u begin tink say na inside plane you dey.

DONkollione:

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Abeeg helep mε̲̣̣̣̥ tell am **hits his chest hard** am da last keyboard warrior standing nor body fit stand me

But. Guy y ya nose come be lyk elevator na ̶̲̥̅̊ see ya head like " oxford dictionary "" ̶̲̥̅̊

Abeg nor vex

OMO . . . WONDERS SHALL NEVER END

SEE AS THIS RANDY HE-GOAT COOL DOWN DEY FANTASIZE ABOUT MY VERY SEXY & HANDSOME FACE

ABEG NOR PRINT MY PICTURE GO HANG FOR YOUR WALL DEY ' self-service ' OH !

NA ' BLOOD ' U GO RELEASE OH !

^lmao blood u no wicked boi

Don baba K dat pics fit give u typhoid beware lol

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̶̲̥̅̊ nor mind LILKECH en tiink say we dey en village town hall were dem elders dey do hand wrestling, ̶̲̥̅̊

@ badosky with ya brain like mustard seed ̶̲̥̅̊ ̶̲̥̅̊ si as stagnant water full ya head nowonder mosquito dey born pikin for there. With ya face like persin wey get acute malaria ̶̲̥̅̊
Ya nose like perrsin we get elephantiasis of D̶̲̥̅̊ nose

Idowuogbo:

^lmao blood u no wicked boi

Don baba K dat pics fit give u typhoid beware lol

MY SISTER DAT PARTICULAR PIX WEY U DEY SEE FIT DO MANY THINGS

E FIT REPAIR OR SPOIL . . . HEAL OR KILL . . . DISTURB OR CALM

IF U THINK SAY I DEY JOKE EHH . . . WHEN NEXT U BEGIN DEY ' CARRY TORCH LIGHT ' DEY FIND YA PERIOD

JUST SETTLE DOWN DEY FANTASIZE ABOUT MY PIX

I PROMISE U SAY YA MENSES GO ' FALL OUT ' AT ONCE

* dat one nor mean say u go come give ya bobo go ahead to dey do u skin to skin oh . . . my face neva dey work HIV problem yet oh *

DONkollione:

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̶̲̥̅̊ nor mind LILKECH en tiink say we dey en village town hall were dem elders dey do hand wrestling, ̶̲̥̅̊

@ badosky with ya brain like mustard seed ̶̲̥̅̊ ̶̲̥̅̊ si as stagnant water full ya head nowonder mosquito dey born pikin for there. With ya face like persin wey get acute malaria ̶̲̥̅̊
Ya nose like perrsin we get elephantiasis of D̶̲̥̅̊ nose

Eeemh shattap dia persin go don trek go sahara desert come back wiv how long it took u to compose dis beautiful nonsense.

Bobo see as u swell u b  like yeast inside puff puff, d day u step foot in my house ur weight dermacate my house dats y surveyors call it semi-detached.

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My bruda cool down ur face fit block womb , I rada no take chance, no b ur pic amadioha deu use barren woman he wan wicked ni

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U go wound mε̲̣̣̣̥ wif laff ̶̲̥̅̊

See shoe wey u dey wε̲̣̣̣̥arε̲̣̣̣̥, D̶̲̥̅̊ shoe wey moses pull to enter holy ground for bible na em u go thief they wear ̶̲̥̅̊ as u dey like pregnant mosquito ̶̲̥̅̊ ya head like "fuel subsidy"

^oh goodness talking about shoes, I swear d wan wey dey ur leg u suppose post am go russia as sample for the machine gun wen dem wan invent, see as d front long am sure if measured na d same inches to the length of a javelin , na size 20 u dey wear canoe foot.

Guy incase I forget dis ur head jus dey attract tom cruise, for hin mind it won't b a bad idea investing money as its bigger than his current yatch Origbimmm!

Idowuogbo:

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My bruda cool down your face fit block womb , I rada no take chance, no b your pic amadioha deu use barren woman he wan wicked ni

NOR BE DAT YA SAME WOMB WEY NTA SHOW FOR ' EYE WITNESS ' NEWS LAST MONTH

WEY UR WOMB DEY HOLD RECORD FOR THE MOST AMOUNT OF BASTARDS PRODUCED THIS YEAR

UR WOMB CARRY LABEL (MAERSK) . . . AS NA D HIGHEST IMPORTER OF THE DECADE

EVEN ALL THE PIKIN WEY BEEN DEY COMOT FOR INSIDE DEY CARRY ' BILL OF LADEN ' COME AND NA ONLY ' CLEARING & FORWARDING ' AGENT DEY ALWAYS DELIVER U

^i no 2 blame u now na testube baby dey always vex like dis, is it my fault dat d scientist dat cloned you made you come out wiv an extra dickkk in ur mouth, dats y ur mouth jus dey drip wiv customised nonsense.

Bros guiness book of record dey find you ,dis year its ur turn to win wierdest creature ever cloned

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See ya head like parachute u dey shout for inside envelope to send voicemail ̶̲̥̅̊ ur mate dey ride hummer strecth u dey ride canoe strecth wey get bullet proof ̶̲̥̅̊
See ya face like retired house wife ̶̲̥̅̊


Am back

Idowuogbo:

^oh goodness talking about shoes, I swear d wan wey dey your leg u suppose post am go russia as sample for the machine gun wen dem wan invent, see as d front long am sure if measured na d same inches to the length of a javelin , na size 20 u dey wear canoe foot.

Guy incase I forget dis your head jus dey attract tom cruise, for hin mind it won't b a bad idea investing money as its bigger than his current yatch Origbimmm!

NAH SO I BEEN DEY CROSS UNA BACKYARD YESTERDAY COME SEE YOU DE STAND FOR OUTSIDE INSIDE SUN DEY LOOK UP


WHEN I BEEN ASK YOU WETIN YOU DEY DO


YOU COME TELL ME SAY " MY BRODA NOR BE SMALL THING OH, I NOR SEE MY HANDKERCHIEF AGAIN SO I SAY MAKE I KUKU USE SUN DRY MY SWEAT COMOT "

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dis guy small small