menike:

Hahaha Nigga, 2months on Nairaland n' evryone knws u as a fool
I got a Visa for you to America homie, go ahead n' act a fool
Plus I got a very decent job 2 4 you in the USA- Come clean my poop (filthy hmmm u stiinnk)[/i]

Alexpissu:

@Bolajibaok

Bolaprick u got served

Menike left You handcuffed .

Alexpissu:

@alexpissu

Alexpissu u got served

Menike left You handcuffed .

. . . . AND ALEXPISSU HIS MOUTH ORGAN WHO IS THE SAME AS MAILMALC.

AfroCynic:

@ This fool called 'Alexpissu'
ENGLISH TRANSLATION:HE HAS BEEN A FOOL ALL HIS LIFE !

I find myself battling with a dude that cannot spell or speak English, wow, ALEXTISSUE BLOODY ILLITERATE, COLLEGE OF EDUCATION /POLYTECHNIC STUDENT

How come is those who should shut up that want to yell?
They think of a hot line of two and their heads swell
Alexpissu, here the issue,
you might have thing between your legs
but you're a bitch too


AFRO THANKS A LOT FOR DESTROYING THIS ALEX TISSUE INTO PIECES
THE IDIOT IS A BLOODY ILLITERATE, SINCE You DONT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT AFRO DA BIONIC CYNIC IS TRYING TO SAY

LINE 1
I find myself battling with a dude that cannot spell or speak English, wow
ENGLISH TRANSLATION :THIS CLEARLY MEANS THAT UR A BUSH ILLITERATE
LINE 3-5
Alexpissu, here the issue,
you might have thing between your legs
but you're a bitch too
ENGLISH TRANSLATION: THIS ONE MEANS THAT YOU ARE ALSO A BITCH WITH AN HERMAPHRODIC PENISS IN BETWEEN UR LEGS!

LINE 6 :I don't even have the motivation to diss you
ENGLISH TRANSLATION:THIS MEANS THAT You R NOT IN HER CLASS, You R AN AGBERO!

That'll be like robbing blind people

I come before You, lyrically and alphabetically
This here is not even a challenge for me
LINE 10 Zephyr got me a battling a cripple
ENGLISH TRANSLATION: ONLY A CRIPPLED REFEREE WITH FIX A CRIPPLE WITH A LADY

LINE 11-12 Who wouldn't know what to do with a C cup
or an erect nipple.
ENGLIST TRANSLATION :HE IS AN IMPOTENT gay WHO NEVER GOT HEAD
I am too fickle to take a hypothetical
Interest in you
LINE 14-16 Your silly raps don't move me
The rhymes are see through
ENGLISH MEANING : YOU ARE AS WACK AS A TRANSPARENT MIRROR, SHE EVEN SEES THRU You! FOOL
LINE 16-18 I can barely make sense of
that garbage you wrote

ENGLISH TRANSLATION:You HAVE BEEN A GARBAGE ALL UR LIFE

The cynic should embarass you
with a direct quote
But no
That'll serve no purpose
You don't affect me,
You're way too low on the
totem pole.

@AFROCYNIC
I BEG CYNIC THE BIONIC HE DON DO You, U HEAR ITS OK , THE MOST ANNOYING PART IS THAT THE CRIPPLED REFEREE ZEPHHYR MAY COME OUT FROM HIS CYBERCAFE SHELL TO DECLARE THAT ALEXTISSUE BEAT AFROCYNIC

AFROCYNIC THE BIONIC CYNIC JUST LOOK AT THEM AND HISS You ARE WAY OUT OF THEIR LEAGUES!
THIS ONE IS TOTAL DESTRUCTION!
I WILL NAME IT ''THE FINAL BURIAL OF ALEX TISSUE''

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Peace

My lezbian sister said hi, she remebers you from gay night in Iyana Ipaja
Said u were up in the club like 50cent yellin A GAY GAY GAY, A GAY GAY GAY (wit a bitch tone)

u can ask Steve Jobs, i got that big Mac/
sit back//peel backs with that Klik Klak/

u may be ripe for tha crown but u’ll never taste it
stay original while u newbie clowns copy ish and paste it

@Malthuss
guess its on again. . .

bolajibaok:

@menike aka da punchline professor
menike my diss to u must keep ringing in your head like a babboon, now relive the lyrics and see how i destroyed menike the pooping shit professor!

THIS IS MY OFFICIAL DISS TO MENIKE TITLED '' THE BURIAL OF MENIKE AKA THE PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR''

YOU CALL URSELF MENIKE THE PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR/
I WILL ERASE UR PROFESSION WITH MY LYRICAL ERASER/
I COME WITH DA FLOWS OF A THOUSAND AGGRESSORS/
MY SCISSORS IS SHARPER THAN UR RAPPING PRODECESSORS/
WITH ERRORS I SHOW OFF MY LYRICAL INTENTIONS/
JUST TO DESTABILIZE You WITH MY POETIC FABRICATIONS/
WHEN IT COMES TO DA LECTURES OF DA PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR/
I WILL SKIP HIS CLASSES AND INTRUDE ON HIS PRIVATE PROFESSION/
LIKE BOOK SECTIONS/
MY FLOWS ARE DISSECTED INTO PROVERBIAL DIMENSIONS/
JUST TO MAKE You FEEL THE PAINS OF MY DESTRUCTIVE INTENTIONS/
WITH MUCH VENOMS I SPIT INTO UR VOCAL DENOMS/
LIKE AGRESSION You GATHER UP MY COLLECTIVE EVICTIONS/
MY SCATTERED ACTIONS WILL BE THAT OF RETALIATION/
MY DISS TO DA PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR IS IRREVOCABLE/
CANT You SEE ALL THE RAPPERS FEAR ME COS AM SO UNTOUCHABLE /
GIVING THEM ALL TROUBLES , I RESEMBLE THEIR DUMBLES/
AM UNTESTABLE ,GBADE AND WORDSMITH HAVE been TOO UNABLED TO ENABLE /
ABLE BODIED MEN ,NOW THEY ARE SERIOUSLY DISABLED/
THATS WHY THEY ARE BOTH REFERRED TO AS THE PHYSICALLY DISABLED /
THEY CANT REPLY MY DISSES COS THEIR TONGUES ARE ALREADY DIS-ENABLED/
BUMBLE AM GONNA DISINTERGRATE THEM WITH DA TIP OF MA MOUTH NAVEL/
MY FLOWS SOUND LIKE FLAKES, /
THE CRUMBS WILL LEAVE You ALL EATEN UP LIKE NASCO CORNFLAKES/
NAIRALANDERS PLS DONATE SOME HANDCUFFS /
I WANNA TIE THE PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR UP LIKE HE WAS PROFESSOR POOP /
AM BETTER LIKE THE WRAPPER TIED TO THE BOTTOM OF MY WAIST/
MY FLOWS ARE SO RETARDED /
MY DISSES WILL LEAVE UR JAWS SHIFTED
LIKE THE PUSSI OF DA AFROCYNIC BIONIC BIATCH
KNOWN IN NAIRALAND AS THE AFROCYNIC BIATCH

for those who didnt know this is the verse that banished menike the pooping professor into ETERNAL exile on shit land!

AfroCynic:

Zephyr, you are a joker! I respect you as a judge but are you seriously going to tell me that my rap was not way better that Alex's? On a serious note dude.