@ Bolajobaok

bolajibaok:

@SIMMY
SIMMY YOU ARE VERY CORRECT, ALL THIS WANSKTAS ARE SO WACK .BUT IF You THINK You R NOT LIKE THEM THEN ACCEPT MY IV FOR A STRAIGHT BATTLE . YES OR NO ?

@ZEPPHYR
THE MOST ANNOYING ONE IS THE REF ZEPPHYR WHO IS SCARED OF MY PERSONALITY
HE SAID I WAS RUDE, I HAVE TO RE-EMPHASIZE, MOST RAPPERS ARE RUDE!PUNK
You KNOW WHY You MIGHT JUST GET SHOT? because EVEN AFTER MY APOLOGY AND RESIGNATION TO FOLLOW THE RULES, YOU STILL KEEP BEEFING ME. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT GETS NIGGAS SHOT! BE CAREFUL.

@ALEXPISSU
I KNOW You HATE ME COS I ONCE DEFEATED You, SO EATS MORE BEEF AND KEEP THE BEEF COMING AT ME

@JOO CHET
SAUCEKID IS A CONTRADICTORY ASSWIPE.HE DECLINES AND THEN ACCEPTS , CANT You SEE HIS A CHAMELOEN? HE FIRST SAID You SHLD SPIT UR NURSERY RHYMES WITH BOLAJI NOW HE WANTS TO BATTLE You. COME TO THINK OF IT CAN JOO CHET REALLY BATTLE BOLAJI?
JOO CHET You CAN ACCEPT MY IV IF You ARE MAN ENUFF THOUGH? ACCEPT YES OR NO ?

@AFROCYNIC
You WERE ONCE KNOWN TO BE AN INDEPENDENT LADY WITH AN INDEPENDENT MIND AND
I KNOW You REALLY WANNA BATTLE ME, THEN ACCEPT MY IV FOR A BATTLE IF UR PUB PERIOD IS OVER ! IGNORE THE BAISED REF ZEPHHYR AND BE A WOMAN OF UR OWN WORDS ACCEPT YES OR NO ?

GBADE-X OR WORDSMITH
OUT OF CURIOSITY?IS GBADE WORDSMITH? I DESTROYED HIM B4 SO KEEP LAYING LOW !

@MALLTHUIS
I DONT THINK You GOT 3 BARS , ZEPHHYR IS A BAISED GOAT WHO DASHES BARS TO THOSE HE LIKES. IF You R MAN ENUFF ACCEPT MY SOUL REAVING IV OR You MAY CHOOSE THE ZEPPHYR FOLLOW FOLLOW SYNDROME JUST LIKE THE REST OF EM.
ACCEPT YES OR NO ?

@PADDY _LO
ZEPPHYR IS A COMPLETE PICTURE OF THE WORD IGNORAMUS AND BIASE
HE NEVER ANALYSES LYRICS,LINES OR PUNCHLINES, HE JUST SAYS You WIN ,You LOSE
AND THIS DUMBASSES ACCEPT WHATEVER HE SAYS , NO WONDER THE FOLLOW FOLLOW SYNDROME GOT THEM ALL ANSWERING FOOL TO ZEPHYRR

P.S :COMPARING LINES AND PUNCHES , PADDY_LO MURDERED THAT WANKSTA.

@ANY OTHER BRAVE SOULS HERE
ANYONE GOT THE BALLS TO BATTLE ME, MY NAME IS BOLAJI , A RAPPING TERRORIST!
THEN STATE UR CASE AGAINST ME NOW !

@BOLAJIBAOK

U WAN BATTLE I WILL LEAVE UR ASS
STRAIGHT ON A STRETCHER
U WISH U NEVER KNOW ME

I'M THE MYSTERIOUS KING JOO CHET
U BETA REP B4 UR SOUL WILL BE RAVED
TO ME UR ARE A DEATH NIGGA ALREADY
B4 I SLIT THE NEXT BAR

IF U REP I MYTH CONSIDER TO BRING BACK TO LIFE
BETA NOW NOW I'M THE BEST

@joo chet
very good joo chet
now give me 10 seconds to complete the typing of my lyrical doomsday bombshell on you .alexpissu and co called u a weak new bie. am about to leave u like they found u
This battle is officially started

@naijafan and hybrid x
All i do is ryhme?,  no message? silly?, man! how ironic coming 4rom guys like u! lets go then whenever ure ready u can spit! if u didnt see the message in that u  must be blinder than i thot
lets go anytime

if u don't understad what im saying then say so,  don't tell me itheres no message punk

bolajibiok
yes!!! sure anytime !! lets see what youve got!!

@joo chet and saucekid

joo chet ,,, i didnt know i wasn't the only one that noticed that saucekid is a thief
first he stole a newbie's joo chet line , then he stole his naira name from the original saucekid , now he stole my quotes just to paste em to say wack! because he has nothing original.to say .

short of words i leave u dumbfounded simply to be stealing lines
or better still demoralised like a plagiarised thief that u really are
thief ole saucekid, thief thief , bring tyre , ole ajibole

bolajibaok:

@joo chet
very good joo chet
now give me 10 seconds to complete the typing of my lyrical  doomsday bombshell on you .alexpissu and co called u a weak new bie. am about to leave u like they found u
This battle is officially started

LAME THREATS

^{whats ma biz?? got better fishes to fry}

@ bolaji,

never knew yous a dumb ass nigga. requoting a line to prove a point is not stealing line.seems to me you didnt finish primary level of schooling boy
anyways, you cant battle me cos to me, you just plain DEAD

@JOO CHET

JOOCHET THIS IS MY OFFICIAL BOMBSHELL FROM ME TO  YOU : HERE IT GOES !

JOJO 'SKIRT' OR JODECI 'SHIRT' MY FLOWS ARE SEXUAL LIKE AN EXPLICIT CONTENT
I COME INTO UR MOUTH WITHOUT UR MUTUAL CONSENT
MY INTENT IS TO BE THE FIRST TO IMPREGNATE You WITH MY VOCAL CONTENT
JUST TO ASCEND INTO THE THRONE WITH MY ROYAL CONSENT
WITH STRAY VEMOMS I SPIT ON YOU FROM DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS
MY SKILLS ARE RETARDED THEY GET MADDER ON DIFFERENT OCCASIONS
USING ONLY THE 'SION' WORDS TO METAMORPHOSE INTO UR ANUS
WITH STARK ERECTIONS I LEAVE You WITH MY UGLY INFECTIONS
MY MISSION IS TO DEFLATE UR ANUS INTO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS
MY ACTIONS ARE SPONTANEOUS LIKE A NUCLEAR REACTION
LIKE A YEAST INFECTION
I DISINTERGRATE UR TONGUE WITH MY VOCAL PELLETS
JUST TO DELIBRATE MY SKILLS AND SIGN EM ACROSS UR UGLY FACE
PUNK FACE, WITH MUCH FARCE I DEFEACATE ON UR PUBIC FACE
JUST TO MAKE SURE You NEVER MATURE INTO YOUR PUBERTY PHASE

JOO SKIRT THAT IS JUST MY WARNING SHOT TO You, FALL BACKWARDS ON UR BACKSIDE COS  AM TOO LYRICALLY ILL 4 You , OR BETTER YET PROMOTE UR DOOM BY RETALIATING TO THIS ISH !

REF OR NO ZEPH
I RUN THIS SHOW LIKE I AM THE SHOWSTOPPER!

saucekid:

LAME THREATS

^{whats ma biz?? got better fishes to fry}

@ bolaji,

never knew yous a dumb ass nigga. requoting a line to prove a point is not stealing line.seems to me you didnt finish primary level of schooling boy
anyways, you can't battle me because to me, you just plain DEAD

I REMOVE THE WORD DEAD AND REPLACE IT WITH SCARED

RUN RUN RUN , U CANT STAND MY TESTICLES THIEF SAUCEKID , OLE RUN RUN RUN
LIKE A MAD TIGER , I CUT INTO UR POSTS AND REPEAT THIS ON UR FACE , SAUCEKID OLE OLE OLE
SPEAKING OF PRIMARY SCHS , ALEX OR MALC, TOLD ME U ARE A 200LEVEL STUDENT IN ONE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION, HOW COULD AN UNDERGRAD NOT DISRESPECT GRADS BY STEALING THEIR LINES .THIEF SAUCEKID THIEF .OLE AJIBOLE , EVEN JOO CHET IS MORE SENSIBLE THAN YOU ARE .FOOLISH

I INVITE EVERYONE TO TAKE A LOOK AT SAUCEKID'S PROFILE AND U WILL ALL SEE A FUNNY CARTOON THAT THIS GUY IS MADE FROM,


FUNNY PEOPLE THEY ARE CHECKING HIS PROFILE ONE AFTER THE OTHER .

@SIMMY
ITS NICE You ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE INSPITE OF ZEPHHYR THE REF COMMENTS  ON ME
REAL GANGSTAS RECOGNISE ONE WHEN THEY SEE EM
AND I KNOW THAT GAME WILL DEFINITELY ALWAYS RECOGNISE GAME.
JUST GIVE ME SOME FEW MINUTES TO COOK UR OWN NUCLEAR BOMBARDMENTS
AS U CAN SEE JOOCHET ,JOJO SHIRT IMAN JODECI SKIRT IS OFFICIALLY DEAD
WITH JUST A WARNING SHOT FROM ME ! I WONDER WHAT MY FULL SHELLS WILL DO TO HIM
OR BETTER YET SIMMY BEFORE I DROP EM You MAY GO FIRST

ANYONE MAY JUDGE THIS ONE
SINCE ZEPHYRR IS TOO SCARED AND IMMATURED TO BE INVOLVED IN MA BATTLES
HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW THAT THIS IS ALL A VIRTUAL JOKE  JUST FOR THE FUN ONLY.
SIMMY AM COMING STRAIGHT AT You , LETS SEE IF You CAN WITHSTAND MY NUKES LIKE A
GANGSTA You FRAME URSELF AS! OR WASNT You THAT SAID THAT ALL THEM REST RAPPERS ARE ALL WACK
NOW LET ME SHOW You WHAT THE ILLEST ONE WILL DO TO You

LIKE I SAID ANYONE MAY JUDGE THIS ONE , WHY ? because I RUN THE SHOW !

bolajibaok:


I REMOVE THE WORD DEAD AND REPLACE IT WITH SCARED

RUN RUN RUN , You CANT STAND MY TESTICLES THIEF SAUCEKID , OLE RUN RUN RUN
LIKE A MAD TIGER , I CUT INTO UR POSTS AND REPEAT THIS ON UR FACE , SAUCEKID OLE OLE OLE
SPEAKING OF PRIMARY SCHS , ALEX OR MALC, TOLD ME You ARE A 200LEVEL STUDENT IN ONE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION, HOW COULD AN UNDERGRAD NOT DISRESPECT GRADS BY STEALING THEIR LINES .THIEF SAUCEKID THIEF .OLE AJIBOLE , EVEN JOO CHET IS MORE SENSIBLE THAN YOU ARE .FOOLISH

totally gone LOCO

bolaji u go 1st, like the saying goes ladies 1st, any1 one else who s interested in taking me on can take the 1st shot! im open to all

@ SIMMY
OK LIKE UR PAPA I WILL GO FIRST COS I WAS BORN FIRST
NOW I DROP MY BOMB ON U LIKE I WAS THE FIRST BORN!
EXPECT UR BURIAL IN 2MINUTES
BOLAJI VS SIMMY IS OFFICALLY PRONOUNCED OPEN

@SAUCEKID ,I MEAN SAUCEINFANT

MY WORDS ARE SO IGNORAMUS
U SIMPLY CANT IGNORE

NO WONDER U ALWAYS REPLY EVERYTHING I SAY
CANT U SEE I CANT BE IGNORED

ON THIS THREAD AM SIMPLY UNIGNORABLE
WITH MY VOCAL NAVELS I AM SOSO ENABLED .

LOCO JUST LIKE FABOLOSO IS A BETTER WORD TO USE 4 ME .THANX SAUCEELEPHANT I MEAN SAUCEINFANT.

@simmy

nairaland in-filtrated with mc's so illeterate
simmy simmy where's ur brain at u need to concentrate

cant relate to the ish u spit,u bleeping celebate
"star warz" corporate lyrics trademarks on every federal state

u the type that get blown out the bleeping orbit
the rhymes brid spit's be apocalyptic . . .

. . .mystic . .billistic, u's a cartoon characteristic
coming tru so fresh and clean,u off and on like epiliptic

juggle vocabulary. . .my tots rip tru ur memory
so obvious simmy simmy's a rhyme without melody

mr rap-phony . . something similar to ca-co-phony
transmitting on a high-brid frequency,

hiphop crusader . .star-warz-general for the undergroung calvary
mentally,defeat simmy-see with the simplest simplicity. .

put u out like that lil candle in da wind. .u aint got that liver . .
one hand on the mic the other on my 9er . .recorgnise simmyboy am great like the wall of china

@wordsmith
how are you feeling man.saty strong . . . .my prayers with u dowg

@rapsody

how is it going?hows work n the struggle . . . . . . we gonna get some day . . . with the Lord on our side . . . .


@naijafan

wassup. . . . . .see u busy making em cash uh!!!!! ,. . . or chasing em chicks? take is easy . . . still chilling aint going no whr till u post ur ish . .

@zee
wetin dey?
ur hands are really full . . . . .but u dey try sha . . .

much respect to all em cats on tha yard

@SIMMY

SIMMY, SHIMMY AKA SLIMMY SIMISOLA
THIS ONE IS TITLED BOLAJI'S FIRST ATTACK ON You  
ANYONE CAN JUDGE THIS AFTER UR REPLY TO ME
- HERE IT GOES :

SIMMY , I RENAME UR REAL NAME LIKE A VIDEO WITH NO NAME
SHAMELESS AND NAMELESS You CANT HAVE NO FAME
WITH MY VOCAL FAME I DEFRAME UR FRAMES
TURNING UR EYEBALLS INTO A NAIRALAND SHAME  
MAGICALLY MAKING UR LYRICS BECOME SO LAME
LIKE A DUMBSTER WHO NEVER SPOKE NAMES
RIDING RODEOS MY FLOWS WILL BE SO RUDE ON YOU
LIKE A JUDGE I PROMISE MY JUDGEMENTS WILL BE RUDE TO You
SIMMY You WANNA JUGDE MY JUDGEMENTAL FLOWS
I ADVICE You TO JUGDE NOT SO You WONT BE JUDGED FIRST
AM ADJUDGED TO BE THE LYRICAL ADJUDGER
MY RHYMES ARE JUDGMENTAL ,
THEY JUDGE You LIKE A JUDICIAL STATEMENT
JUDGDING FROM THE JUDGEMENTS OF PAST JUDGES
I WILL BE A JUDGE JUDGING ON UR EXPECTED JUDGEMENT
JUDGING DISSES INTO You LIKE I WAS A JUDGES JOGGERS
I RE-JUDGE INTO UR CASE LIKE I WAS A JUGGLING JUGGERNAUT
WITH MA MOUTH JUGGLES , I JUMBLE You INTO UR JOMBO
LIKE I WAS AN OMO KNOWN AS DA SUPER-JOMBO
THE NAME OF AN ELEPHANT WITH A SUPER COMBO
LIKE A MOBILE MOBO I MOBILISE INTO UR STINKING 'OBO'
JUST TO REPASTE UR FLOWS INTO MY SAGGY GARRI MODO
WITH JUST ONE MODULE I MOULD You WITH MY VIRTUAL MOJO
JUST TO LEAVE You DUMBFOUNDED LIKE I WAS A LYRICAL MOFO.


THATS IT SIMMY,
IF You DONT REPLY I ASSUME You ACCEPT THAT UR DEAD, IF You DO THEN ANYONE MAY JUDGE US WITH OUR LINES, PUNCH  AND RHYMES AND STATE CLEARLY WHO THE WINNER OF THIS BATTLE ROUND IS.

MUCH RESPECT TO EVERYONE -BOLAJI AKA BJPUMPIN

@SIMMY
AM WAITING LIKE A PATIENT DOG

@e'ryone
Sorry for my late reply. I have been having prob'ems wit my connection. But e'ry thing is alright now.


@joo chet, hybrid x
Please allow me make sauce-kid sauceless. u can bettle him when i'm done wit him that is if he recovers on time.

@zephyrr
I'll drop mine in a couple of hours i'm in a cyber i'll have to do that from home.

See i don't think the there'll be a second round between Malc and Sauce. Like a train i'll run through him and continue my journey. . . . . . . . move ahead to TOUGHER battles     

you're going down dawg
no offense

@just a warm up . . . . . take note


smell em fake emcess like incense in the air
everyone's king,no ones hier to d throne in hurr

cooking up beef in my blast furnance
bagging more degrees than honours on street corners

lucky u now on life surpport machinery,jus like i tot
my flows make foes blood pressure rose close to em throats

niggarz on a choke. .put emcee on em toes like hoes
bang harder than landlords on ur doors

x-brid the lyricist slash excorcist . .show em the exits
u cease to breath wen i spit that ill-class-hits

its like jurassic park wen am on the mic-ky
deliever nicely,got the crowd in a frenzy

met this chic . .she's a cloned harly berry
whisper in her ears "'X' Love poetry" . . bitch replied "she love jewelry"

diamonds are forever . .Words are inspiring written in gold
freestyle in pharoahs tomb,my inscription laced up in scrolls

There's too much testosterone in here for me, gives me a headache, tone it down boys. I am bored of it. I think I'll post some poetry now

@Afrocynic
Dont take any personal .
ENJOY UR WEEKEND WITH DIS IS NAFDAC APPROVED

haa i dont battle no afrobitches Cos i leave her wit pussy stiches
why beef with broken teeths when u be left cryin with a blind dentists
Wackness has no gender U aint got withness when i bring U to Murder
Whose ur phantom lawyer watch me bring my lawyer called ur Mother
Ur weakmind still on masturbation as i drop my rhymes blind
knocking U, is no stress like throwin punches is a thing of d mind
Battling me aint no issue but dont flip my verse looking 4[b] Jesus[/b]
Pray hard he aint listening cos on d cross he took leisures
I dont punchline on hoe's I only farm on em like farm ridges
b#tch want to make history her fans are the clowned swahili refugees
Afrocynic just accepted defeated cos she's already spatin flawless
Like em pregnant woman in dilivery u cant kiss cos u jawless
U's never felt dis emotional urge in ur life not until U felt my swag
Why would i Bleep U when my dog is emotional he just got u[b] Tagg[/b]
I'ma leave ur lips mumbering like U ate harmattan Bleep d life u chose
Alex besides God in Jesus absence i execute ur life on Light poles


@All Members
I wish all ur a happy weekend .
Stay bless

@Zephyrr
My post at Afrocynic the word "mess" is "Fu#k" i didnt correct it ,pls take note of the correction.
Sorry 4 the late post of my ish .
SAFE BRO

@ tianshie,

ah-ha! I knew you'd drop some H-Bomb sooner or later! Now where the hell you been all this while?! Come partake in this slugfest, me's been having some fleshy carcass at my disposal

@ Hybrid,
what it do, homes? See you still schoolin' 'em wacks, recuperating, just feelin' weak and some shitty coughing. . .

@ zepphyr,

ay p, howzit goin'? I've gotta object about something. I believe the battle "Malthuss vs Paddy_lo" was a draw, and there should be a second round just like the other battles were. . .

@ Menike,

Say what? the Wordsmith versus Menike?/
rephrase that; it's gon' be menike in need of medic-aid/
gbade that old battle cat, go way back like the relic age/
Obits would read "Menike got stomped by the Word into an early grave"/
see the Word's got a thing for punchlines, i use 'em to slack jaws/
the guns don't clap dawg, they give a round applause/
i cook that beef nice, then i let that red juice ooze/
come wild off the head like a screw's loose/
when this head spits tight off the dome, i make this puss loose/
on wax, the 'Smith's got a killer instinct, i flip modes like Busta/
i busta clip with less strength i muster to crush ya/
Gbade the untouchable, come get some and u get burnt/
make this silly pussy bleed like it's that time of the month/
the clips in full//lyrically have u split in two/
the Common factor's we all see the Bitch in You/
tsk, coming at me with those lame arrows, that crap attack still is wack/
the Wordsmith stays fly as Sparrows, u still ain't Jack/
Menike murkin' the Word? ROF, bitch please/
i let that ease flow with that trig squeeze/
u can ask Steve Jobs, i got that big Mac/
sit back//peel backs with that Klik Klak/
i'm like this// ; a cobra wit enuff venom to spite this. ./
. . .wack mc, give menike's ass a passmark wit me nikes/
slice and dice with glee while menike screams for mercy/
the 'Smith's such a ruthless mofo, a murda session it was gents, merci/

@ Menike,

Say what? the Wordsmith versus Menike?/
rephrase that; it's gon' be menike in need of medic-aid/
gbade that old battle cat, go way back like the relic age/
Obits would read "Menike got stomped by the Word into an early grave"/
see the Word's got a thing for punchlines, i use 'em to slack jaws/
the guns don't clap dawg, they give a round applause/
i cook that beef nice, then i let that red juice ooze/
come wild off the head like a screw's loose/
when this head spits tight off the dome, i make this puss loose/
on wax, the 'Smith's got a killer instinct, i flip modes like Busta/
i busta clip with less strength i muster to crush ya/
Gbade the untouchable, come get some and u get burnt/
make this silly pussy bleed like it's that time of the month/
the clips in full//lyrically have u split in two/
the Common factor's we all see the Bitch in You/
tsk, coming at me with those lame arrows, that crap attack still is wack/
the Wordsmith stays fly as Sparrows, u still ain't Jack/
Menike murkin' the Word? ROF, bitch please/
i let that ease flow with that trig squeeze/
u can ask Steve Jobs, i got that big Mac/
sit back//peel backs with that Klik Klak/
i'm like this// ; a cobra wit enuff venom to spite this. ./
. . .wack mc, give menike's ass a passmark wit me nikes/
slice and dice with glee while menike screams for mercy/
the 'Smith's such a ruthless mofo, a murda session it was gents, merci/

@ Menike,

Say what? the Wordsmith versus Menike?/
rephrase that; it's gon' be menike in need of medic-aid/
gbade that old battle cat, go way back like the relic age/
Obits would read "Menike got stomped by the Word into an early grave"/
see the Word's got a thing for punchlines, i use 'em to slack jaws/
the guns don't clap dawg, they give a round applause/
i cook that beef nice, then i let that red juice ooze/
come wild off the head like a screw's loose/
when this head spits tight off the dome, i make this puss loose/
on wax, the 'Smith's got a killer instinct, i flip modes like Busta/
i busta clip with less strength i muster to crush ya/
Gbade the untouchable, come get some and u get burnt/
make this silly pussy bleed like it's that time of the month/
the clips in full//lyrically have u split in two/
the Common factor's we all see the Bitch in You/
tsk, coming at me with those lame arrows, that crap attack still is wack/
the Wordsmith stays fly as Sparrows, u still ain't Jack/
Menike murkin' the Word? ROF, bitch please/
i let that ease flow with that trig squeeze/
u can ask Steve Jobs, i got that big Mac/
sit back//peel backs with that Klik Klak/
i'm like this// ; a cobra wit enuff venom to spite this. ./
. . .wack mc, give menike's ass a passmark wit me nikes/
slice and dice with glee while menike screams for mercy/
the 'Smith's such a ruthless mofo, a murda session it was gents, merci/

@
wordsmith and menike
why is wordsmith posting this boring thing on menike 3 times, he must be an illiterate cos menike is the ish dropper!although they both know am thier papa

@ mailmac,

whad up man??

i'm back/lyrically streaming/thawing da ice
so hot/mailmac's gon be tastin ma spice
just chillin/sharpening up ma illest war machete
i'm out/with venom/slicing emcees like spaghetti
mailmac,yous a king/i'm a show u a thing or two
but basically/bring you down in ma lyrical coup
i'm da sauce K.I.D on da M.I.C
mailmac,yous a chicken/can't take da heat
i'm your dreams fulfilled
you can't spit with da best
unforgivable ,yeah
i put your limits to the test
just giving a dose/so u know how i feel
don't bother retaliating
or t'will be your R.I.P

mailmac, how things na? i no see obedz again oooooooo, abi hurricane don blow am comot?? i like the guy ooo he get fighting spirit but i don chop the spirit

@Saucekid

saucekid mo of a HUNCH BACK u's a[b] bleeped breed[/b]/
mailmalc PUNCH RAP out of ya now u is a rock kid/
rip off ur generation leaves u wrong as a duck seed/
pulverize u in pieces till u gud enough 4 a cock feed/
stop this! nah. . till peeps recognises u as a mock lead/
i ain't BEEFing just proving you to be a PORK yield/
i gat u rollin on d floor sayin "luk wat ur[b] Knock Did[/b]"/
sauce loss ! . . OMG! y'all watch dat Schmuck Bleed/
ain't lil mama but sure i can fix u up wit a lip gloss/
to show how bitchy u are even witout fmale emboss/
ma back lines delivers ur wack lines to trash folder/
u can neva match me even wen u are 9. .2 yrs Older/
Like death i slain u wit deep cuts dat are inevitable/
pierce your mood leaves u pale like green vegetable/
your machette is a clear example of a blunt tool/
i leave sauce dejected and aint notin he gon do/

@zephyrr
yea bro what it do? kk guess am done wit this please who's ma next victim? get him informed and rememeber to tell him to come wit an ambulance because he'll be needin it   

anyways i would like to battle any of the old cats. . . . . . . he might be a rat afterall

FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW HERE IS A LIL EXTRACT OF THE BOMBSHELLS I SPAT ON THE SO CALLED OLD TIMERS!

@ afrocynic , AFROCYNIC honey your handsome date is here for u take me as rude and possessive as i am , check it

afrocynic you are what u spit
i smell vagina when u spit
heyo i heard they said am an mc thats under-graded
slip of tongue nigga i think its under-rated
graded already?can't u see ma flows are x-rated
for sex i smell afrocynic's vagina pussy?
hussy , the sound of a gun ama use to smoke her
bitch ass wow she really smells like an overdue pussy
so delicious, fresh young and immature like b2k
she's too gay she feels like a gay with 2dicks
her entire pussy mouth flows like an excited Godzillia
who got a new date just to get herself disvirgined
deflowered heal her to deal her when i mess her
she sounds like an overgrown ibadan gorilla
guerilla my gun team will converge just to smoke her
then diverge just to refuck her for pleasure
at leisure whenever she has her period on heat
my war with this cynic chic is a war with no weapons
The only weapons i use are the lyrical weapons of mass destruction
my weapon is that of a lyrical assassin
Commiting arson just like the cerebral assassin
triple hhh
damn she wants some privates y'all action
eeno I will give her the black nigerian orgasmic attraction
As in am a commit a crime called arson as in
Harassing and raping her with my foul mouthish language anguish
just like the sounds of a mic assassin
assassinating Fasasi the surname of dare
a naija ninja who wears green
just like professor green sucking on jin like a gin who called her year in naira the year of the bitch
bitch ?yeah ? like afrocynic who just got bitched up like a bar with no beach (bar beach)


@WORDSMITH
THis NIGGAS MOUTH IS SO LOUD
HE TALKS SO MUCH TRASH
HIS MOUTH SMELLS LIKE PUSSy GUTTER MEN
I CANT BELIEVE he took SHOTS AT ME
UR BURIAL IS LAST LET ME RESCHEDULE THE QUEUE again
FOR UR IMMEDIATE detention, apprehension and final FUNERAL
When my name surpresses the hating,
thugstars and gangstas surpass the rating NIGGA
Brush your mouth nigga your gutter wide open smells like halitosis
Eyo I pack dirts let me borrow your dustbin
he tryin to grow big but he aint got mario's mushroom
Bjpumpin motherfucker show your ass how i do it
In my life men I live it up
i will kidnap u ,detain u,release u and re-apprehend u
And then u will be found dead like bam bam bigelow
Everybody's warming up to the beats of showstopper known as bolaji
So ill, so sick, flows dangerous like an hurricane gangster
Eyo im mad men let me show u why am number one
i kick rhymes i kick number ones
and I kick bubble gums like my name is goosygum
Eyo eyo don’t make me be cursing up in here
when i do
You will be embarrassed disgraced and re-embarrassed like atiku again
Firstly u will be omitted like atiku in inec’s list again
Beef tight beef hot beef smokin hot like tomatoes in my stew again
Humorous better still humongous like my shit was portrayed in the new masqueradas
Respirators the shit you will using when am through wit you
look at me boy when i speak to you
don't u know am your papa u came from my privates hose?
u can't face me , u prefer da bitch called cynic
shows that your privates is itching to mess the cynic bionic
i wonder what that bitch will do to u !
maybe she will open up and let you pump into her asshole from behind
and remove your dickkk when u got agro blood up init
nigga biatch ass one more shell from u , then u will b exhumed and recremated in space. wordsmith punk

@SAUCEKID
SAUCEKID THIS IS FOR You, I CAN SEE UR SCARED TO DISS ME ,, YOU HAVENT DIRECTED ANY MISSILES TO ME, THAT SHOWS You GOT SOME RESPECT FOR ME BUT REGARDLESS I SLAY ANY MC THAT STANDS CLOSE TO MY PALACE, SAUCEKID THIS IS FOR You COS I KNOW You R LYRICALLY ILL FROM WHAT You SPAT ON THE OTHERS
YO YO YO YO ,,, SAUCE KID CHECK IT
THIS NIGGA CANT DISS ME
COS HE KNOWS AM UNTESTABLE JUST LIKE HIS POPSIE'S TESTICLES
MY MOUTH IS BACK READY FOR SOME ACTION
LET THE BULLETS FLY EVERYWHERE SLAYING MCS TO ITS ALL DONE
I GAT MOUTH SKILLS
WHEN I SPIT IT I BLAST IT
I HEARD THE SAUCY SAUCE IS COMING FROM THE SAUCE POT JUST TO EAT EBA
LIL DID HE KNOW THAT EBA IS GONNA EAT HIM UP YO
MY FLOW IS SERIOUS NIGGA , AM SO SPITTIOUS
, I WONT USE SAUCE TO DISS SAUCEKID NIGGA
AM SO REALER , I DONT KNOW HIM TO DISS HIM NIGGA .
HE GOT NO ISSUES VICIOUS
COS HE NEVER DISSED ME
YO BLAME ON THE FACT AM SPIRITUAL
SPIITIN TIGHT LIKE AM NOT FROM DA PLANET EARTH
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
AM THE UNCROWNED SPITRITTER
START A MASSIVE WAR AND DAMAGE UP UR WHOLE CAREER TIME
MOVE OUT UR BODY PARTS
LEAVE You IN THE SUN AND LET UR SAUCE RE-PEPPER You
I SEE SAUCE COMING AT ME LIKE A GROWN MAN COS MY FLOW IS ODD
LIKE MY NAME SOUNDS AM DA NIGGA BOLAJI
HOT SPIRITTED LIKE ASPIRIN VENOMOUS IN TO IT
REPRESENTING 'A' TO THE 'B ' DRAWING UP THE VERY 'J '

@MATTHIAS ::,
MATTHIAS MOVE AWAY FROM THE CAR TYRE SO I CAN DISS You
LEAVE MATTER FOR MY TYRE WHO CALLS HIMSELF MATTHIAS
MICHELLIN DUNLOP NONE IS WORTHY TO BE MY LEG TYRE
HIRE AND FIRE COS I HAVENT TIRE TO RETIRE ,
YORKSHIRE HIGHER LIKE THE MATA OF MATTHIAS
ASS SO SWEET, HE GOT GAYS GAYING (WEIGHING) HIM UP
SIZING AND WEIGHING ,,,
THEY STILL GAYING HIM UP
YO HE JUST KISSED MY TYRE AND SAID HIGHER
HE'S HALLUCINATING CANT You SEE NIGGA MATTHIAS IS FLABBERGASTED

@HYBRID-X
@hybrid , high mosuckin breed ,
if u mention ma name nigga
, am going to diss the heck out of yo, just because u aint got skills
don't make u a hater
made yourself the kingmaker
just to umpirerise
so that u get to stand in d fence when the crocodiles come eat ya
, wax on nigga
get some nu rules like no dissin the umpire because he got d whistle
look me in d face son when i speak to u
hell nigga because am still your mosuckin mama

@wordsmith or rather blacksmith fool
here it goes----

blacksmith if u mention bolaji again
i will retailiate again
and re-order bakassi boys to go after u again
from abuja to lagos to kidnap and ransack your black anus again
am so venomous ,
so much stray poison spittin all over u again
this time around i will be spiitin vipers again
watch me as i come through your spine again
incapacitating and disintergrating you again
once again i speak ill again
this time though passing it via your anus again
not at your anus though
dogg at your fuckkkin asshole again ,
rude punk u can't step to this
flex with this , don't even attempt to duplicate this
feel this or better still enhance this
as i spit this over your spine's jugular veins
just to make u spineless.fineness
or better this replicate this from your various angles
i come at u from so many different angles
just to make your spine disintergrate into different shackles
punk.
.not even my tongue venom can u withstand or reply too
fall back or better still lean back fool.

this gangsta named bolaji is too gunz smokin for u

@NAIJAFAN-FAN BELT
THIS NAIJAFAN IS A STANDING FAN
HE BLOWS ONLY MOUTH ODOUR
NIGGAS WILL THINK HE IS A FAN OF COWBELL
LAME AND WEAK
HIS MILK WILL BE TOO SOUR
FALLIN You DOWN
I WILL ENSURE UR DOWNFALL
ASSURING You LIKE AM SO SURE
I EXECUTE THE PROPHECY OF UR DOWNFALL
TO MAKE You FALL AND BOW ALL IN THIS BIG HALL

@SAUCEKID , NAIJAFAN and BLACKSMITH,GOLDSMITH I MEAN WORDSMITH
THIS IS MY OFFICIAL DISS TO BOTH OF You , WATCH HOW I USE THE 3 letter METAPHOR"ATE" TO DISINTEGRATE 3 "BOTH" OF You , I DARE You TO RETALIATE !

this playahaters think am atiku-late /
i show this niggas that i am immaculate /
niggas USUALLY continue to playerhate /
i infiltrate u both , then i will titrate /
on both of u .i piss till u dehydrate /
just to paste your obituary on the goldengate /
so much hate i will make u depreciate /
just to make my flows to overappreciate /
with much hate ,your jaws i will dislocate /
just to relocate u THREE to the HELLgate /
i defeacate on your very case /
just to settle scores till u incapacitate /
hated mostly by the niggas that playahate /
i retailiate with my only delegate /
underate my name is what u hate /
an irate nigga, am the most atiku-late /
to relate , my bars i revaluate /
and evaluate the rates of your very hate /
bribes i don't take,/
so don't attempt to compensate/
i will hate both of u just to make my naira value TO appreciate /

TO ALL OLD RAPPERS ---NAIJAFAN,WORDSMITH,ALEXPISSU,GBADE-X,HYBRID-X,AFROCYNIC,ZEPPHYR,MAILMALC,REGINOL, KGODDIE,MENIKE,OBEDZ,RAPSODY.PADDY LO, MATTHAUIS,SAUCEKID

ON YOU OLD gays/ I WILL BE SPITTIN SHIT /
I 'PLAYERHATE' Y'ALL WITH THE GREATEST 'HATE' /
AM A NEWBIE THATS TRUE AND 'SHIT' /
BUT You NIGGAS GOT TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW /
THE HARDEST WAY IS THE ONLY WAY
AND BY THE ONLY WAY I WILL MAKE You LEARN
BY HOOK OR CROOK I COOK RHYMES
BUT BY HOOK ,LINE AND DA SINKER I SPIT CHIMES
MY FLOWS ARE DELIBERATELY IGNORED BY You ALL /
LIKE AFROCYNIC'S PUSSI CONSTANTLY SNORING IGNORAMUSLY/ Grin Shocked
You NIGGAS DONT HAVE THE ish TO TEST MY SALTY TESTICLES
MY TONGUE IS MADE TO DISS You ALL WITH ONE each
MY PENISS IS RICH IN SPERMATOZE
I TOAST YA'LL WITH MY FUCKIN TOASTS
SPITTIN CHORUSES MY FLOWS PLAY UR FUCKINN ROLES
JUST TO HOST 'STAR WARS' LIKE I WAS A GUEST HOST
HOSTING ALL YOUR SHOWS IN MY PANTYHOSE ,
AND I WANT TO LET You HOE'S KNOW THAT
AM HERE TO COHOST WITH SEUN THE ONE AND ONLY HOST
I IMPREGNATE Y'ALL LIKE MARY BY THE HOLY GHOST
CRUISING COAST LIKE AM IN GHANA DA GOLD COAST
MY TOAST WILL ROAST You ALL LIKE I WAS IN IVORY COAST
LIKE SOUKOSS I DANCE MAKOSSA WITH MY DIRTY BLOKKOS
TURNING MY BLOKKOS ON YALL LIKE I WAS AN HOLOCAUST
I DESTROY You ALL ON A DAILY BASIS WITH MY RAPPIN BASICS
CONNIVING AGAINST YOU ALL ON A DAILY BASIS
I SLAY MCS WITH MY RADIANT ATOMIC BASIS
MY EXPLOSIVES ARE SPIITIN HITS
SIMPLY because I AM DA MOST HATED
RATED THE LOWEST BY THE PIRATES AND UNDER-AGE ,
I DECORATE YOU ALL WITH A TOUCH OF AIDS ON MY OWN DAY.
INCURABLE MY BLOOD WILL SPILL REDS
I POST MADLY ON THREADS UNEXPECTEDLY
LIKE 'LOCKS' WITH ITS OWN 'DREADS'
SPITTIN VIOLETS/ I GOT You LOCKED-ON LIKE A SCUD 'MISSILE'
VERY 'FERTILE' MY DICKK WILL SOON GO ON 'EXILE'
JUST TO REPLY You WITH MY SOUL SEEKING 'MISSILES'
TRAILING You ALL LIKE I WAS THE TRAILBLAZER
I NEVER LAY 'LOW COS I AM NOT JENNIFER 'J-LO'
'HALO' MY 'FLOWS' SOUNDS SO 'YHELLO',
LIKE THE 'HELLO' SAID MOSTLY BY THOSE THAT USE 'YELLO'


AND YOU ALL SAY WE NEWBORNS ARE NOT ILL ,
OLD BOYS FACE IT UR TIMES ARE UP , RELUCTANTLY ACCEPT US
BOLDLY WRITTEN ,UR OBITUARIES ARE ALREADY PASTED
WE ARE JUST WAITING FOR THE GO AHEAD TO EXECUTE You ALL

-WATCH OUT FOR BOLAJI , THE ILLEST NEW BORN Shocked

@menike aka da punchline professor

THIS IS MY OFFICIAL DISS TO MENIKE TITLED '' THE BURIAL OF MENIKE AKA THE PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR''

YOU CALL URSELF MENIKE THE PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR/
I WILL ERASE UR PROFESSION WITH MY LYRICAL ERASER/
I COME WITH DA FLOWS OF A THOUSAND AGGRESSORS/
MY SCISSORS IS SHARPER THAN UR RAPPING PRODECESSORS/
ERRORS I SHOW OFF MY LYRICAL INTENTIONS/
JUST TO DESTABILIZE You WITH MY POETIC FABRICATIONS/
WHEN IT COMES TO DA LECTURES OF DA PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR/
I WILL SKIP HIS CLASSES AND INTRUDE ON HIS PRIVATE PROFESSION/
LIKE BOOK SECTIONS/
MY FLOWS ARE DISSECTED INTO PROVERBIAL DIMENSIONS/
JUST TO MAKE You FEEL THE PAINS OF MY DESTRUCTIVE INTENTIONS/
WITH MUCH VENOMS I SPIT INTO UR VOCAL DENOMS/
LIKE AGRESSION You GATHER UP MY COLLECTIVE EVICTIONS/
MY SCATTERED ACTIONS WILL BE THAT OF RETALIATION/
MY DISS TO DA PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR IS IRREVOCABLE/
CANT You SEE ALL THE RAPPERS FEAR ME COS AM SO UNTOUCHABLE /
GIVING THEM ALL TROUBLES , I RESEMBLE THEIR DUMBLES/
AM UNTESTABLE ,GBADE AND WORDSMITH HAVE been TOO UNABLED TO ENABLE /
ABLE BODIED MEN ,NOW THEY ARE SERIOUSLY DISABLED/
THATS WHY THEY ARE BOTH REFERRED TO AS THE PHYSICALLY DISABLED /
THEY CANT REPLY MY DISSES COS THEIR TONGUES ARE ALREADY DIS-ENABLED/
BUMBLE AM GONNA DISINTERGRATE THEM WITH DA TIP OF MA MOUTH NAVEL/
MY FLOWS SOUND LIKE FLAKES, /
THE CRUMBS WILL LEAVE You ALL EATEN UP LIKE NASCO CORNFLAKES/
NAIRALANDERS PLS DONATE SOME HANDCUFFS /
I WANNA TIE THE PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR UP LIKE HE WAS PROFESSOR KLUMPS /
AM BETTER LIKE THE WRAPPER TIED TO THE BOTTOM OF MY WAIST/
MY FLOWS ARE SO RETARDED /
MY DISSES WILL LEAVE UR JAWS SHIFTED
LIKE THE PUSSI OF DA BIONIC BIATCH
KNOWN IN NAIRALAND AS THE AFROCYNIC BIATCH Shocked Grin Shocked Grin

PS: final word to menike :
NOW MENIKE CAN You TEST THIS NEWBIE CALLED BOLAJI ,who is feared by all rappers here?
MY FLOWS ARE TOO GANGSTA I WILL SIMPLY WAIT FOR A ''WEEK'' FOR UR ''WEAK'' REPLY
thats if your balls are big enough though !

@JOO CHET

JOOCHET THIS IS MY OFFICIAL BOMBSHELL FROM ME TO YOU : HERE IT GOES !

JOJO 'SKIRT' OR JODECI 'SHIRT' MY FLOWS ARE SEXUAL LIKE AN EXPLICIT CONTENT
I COME INTO UR MOUTH WITHOUT UR MUTUAL CONSENT
MY INTENT IS TO BE THE FIRST TO IMPREGNATE You WITH MY VOCAL CONTENT
JUST TO ASCEND INTO THE THRONE WITH MY ROYAL CONSENT
WITH STRAY VEMOMS I SPIT ON YOU FROM DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS
MY SKILLS ARE RETARDED THEY GET MADDER ON DIFFERENT OCCASIONS
USING ONLY THE 'SION' WORDS TO METAMORPHOSE INTO UR ANUS
WITH STARK ERECTIONS I LEAVE You WITH MY UGLY INFECTIONS
MY MISSION IS TO DEFLATE UR ANUS INTO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS
MY ACTIONS ARE SPONTANEOUS LIKE A NUCLEAR REACTION
LIKE A YEAST INFECTION
I DISINTERGRATE UR TONGUE WITH MY VOCAL PELLETS
JUST TO DELIBRATE MY SKILLS AND SIGN EM ACROSS UR UGLY FACE
PUNK FACE, WITH MUCH FARCE I DEFEACATE ON UR PUBIC FACE
JUST TO MAKE SURE You NEVER MATURE INTO YOUR PUBERTY PHASE

JOO SKIRT THAT IS JUST MY WARNING SHOT TO You, FALL BACKWARDS ON UR BACKSIDE COS AM TOO LYRICALLY ILL 4 You , OR BETTER YET PROMOTE UR DOOM BY RETALIATING TO THIS ISH !

@SIMMY

SIMMY, SHIMMY AKA SLIMMY SIMISOLA
THIS ONE IS TITLED BOLAJI'S FIRST ATTACK ON You
ANYONE CAN JUDGE THIS AFTER UR REPLY TO ME
- HERE IT GOES :

SIMMY , I RENAME UR REAL NAME LIKE A VIDEO WITH NO NAME
SHAMELESS AND NAMELESS You CANT HAVE NO FAME
WITH MY VOCAL FAME I DEFRAME UR FRAMES
TURNING UR EYEBALLS INTO A NAIRALAND SHAME
MAGICALLY MAKING UR LYRICS BECOME SO LAME
LIKE A DUMBSTER WHO NEVER SPOKE NAMES
RIDING RODEOS MY FLOWS WILL BE SO RUDE ON YOU
LIKE A JUDGE I PROMISE MY JUDGEMENTS WILL BE RUDE TO You
SIMMY You WANNA JUGDE MY JUDGEMENTAL FLOWS
I ADVICE You TO JUGDE NOT SO You WONT BE JUDGED FIRST
AM ADJUDGED TO BE THE LYRICAL ADJUDGER
MY RHYMES ARE JUDGMENTAL ,
THEY JUDGE You LIKE A JUDICIAL STATEMENT
JUDGDING FROM THE JUDGEMENTS OF PAST JUDGES
I WILL BE A JUDGE JUDGING ON UR EXPECTED JUDGEMENT
JUDGING DISSES INTO You LIKE I WAS A JUDGES JOGGERS
I RE-JUDGE INTO UR CASE LIKE I WAS A JUGGLING JUGGERNAUT
WITH MA MOUTH JUGGLES , I JUMBLE You INTO UR JOMBO
LIKE I WAS AN OMO KNOWN AS DA SUPER-JOMBO
THE NAME OF AN ELEPHANT WITH A SUPER COMBO
LIKE A MOBILE MOBO I MOBILISE INTO UR STINKING 'OBO'
JUST TO REPASTE UR FLOWS INTO MY SAGGY GARRI MODO
WITH JUST ONE MODULE I MOULD You WITH MY VIRTUAL MOJO
JUST TO LEAVE You DUMBFOUNDED LIKE I WAS A LYRICAL MOFO.


THATS IT SIMMY,
IF You DONT REPLY I ASSUME You ACCEPT THAT UR DEAD, IF You DO THEN ANYONE MAY JUDGE US WITH OUR LINES, PUNCH AND RHYMES AND STATE CLEARLY WHO THE WINNER OF THIS BATTLE ROUND IS.

SIMMY DEFINITELY DIDNT REPLY ME, HE WASNT MAN ENUFF!

@AFROCYNIC
IS UR BUTT STILL AROUND?
THIS NIGGA SILENCED You LIKE A NEW VIRGIN WHO JUST GOT ******

IF You STILL GOT JUGS THEN LET ME BRING MY MUG!

@Bolash**t (u finally got what u want)

I'm a Resident Evil on Nairaland, I'm waitin' 4 an extinction
I bang chicks all day so who gives a fu*ck bout Bolashit dissin' me
I cultivate ya glory n' entertain ya pain, rags n' ya 1cent chick
Like Edosei said ya lines are nothing but some deep thought about, but sh**ty comedy
My class is executive, I eliminate many fools like u with a rat killer pill
I'ma pause ya lifestyle in Nigeria with a 2minute phone call
Fu*ck a punchline , all I need is talk n' at the same time chill
I'ma BOSS respected among my peers in New York n' Califonia
You just similar to a fool I knw who died of thyphobia yesterday
Nigga I'm versatile, all ya puches just made me amazed
You little'kid like Jduck all u need is turn 18 then comeback n' diss me
I'll make u kiss ya ass n' use ya teeth to shave the hairs around ya di*ck
Homie I kill niggas with guns, the closets u did was just pullout butter knives
Hahaha Nigga, 2months on Nairaland n' evryone knws u as a fool
I got a Visa for you to America homie, go ahead n' act a fool
Plus I got a very decent job 2 4 you in the USA- Come clean my poop (filthy hmmm u stiinnk)