@ naijafan,

*sigh* what can i say? So many wack mcs spittin' that wack BS. . .totally disgusting, only a few notable ones come ill.

@ Afrocynic,

lol, where u so nervous you had to type that silly post of yours up there? Lol, you're beginning to sound irrational - you first posted ur verse, i duly replied. . . .you posted ur second, i posted mine, now u're busy foaming at the mouth, ranting. What do u expect to do? It's a battle, silly. . .the 'smith is known to come relentless on a battle, it's not my fault you're way way below and damn wack in comparison.

PS: i did ask a friend about our verses. His reply? You should stick to the Poetry/Spoken Word. . .

@SAUCEKID , NAIJAFAN and BLACKSMITH,GOLDSMITH I MEAN WORDSMITH
THIS IS MY OFFICIAL DISS TO BOTH OF U , WATCH HOW I USE THE 3 letter METAPHOR"ATE" TO DISINTEGRATE 3 "BOTH" OF U , I DARE U TO RETALIATE !

this playahaters think am atiku-late /
i show this niggas that i am immaculate /
niggas USUALLY continue to playerhate /
i infiltrate u both , then i will titrate /
on both of u .i piss till u dehydrate /
just to paste ur obituary on the goldengate /
so much hate i will make u depreciate /
just to make my flows to overappreciate /
with much hate ,ur jaws i will dislocate /
just to relocate u THREE to the HELLgate /
i defeacate on ur very case /
just to settle scores till u incapacitate /
hated mostly by the niggas that playahate /
i retailiate with my only delegate /
underate my name is what u hate /
an irate nigga, am the most atiku-late /
to relate , my bars i revaluate /
and evaluate the rates of ur very hate /
bribes i dont take,/
so dont attempt to compensate/
i will hate both of u just to make my naira value TO appreciate /

can u withstand my wordplays? , then test my bars and let zepphyr judge on his own day !

@Bolajibaok

bolajibaok:

THIS NAIJAFAN IS A STANDING FAN
HE BLOWS ONLY MOUTH ODOUR
NIGGAS WILL THINK HE IS A FAN OF COWBELL
LAME AND WEAK
HIS MILK WILL BE TOO SOUR
FALLIN You DOWN
I WILL ENSURE UR DOWNFALL
ASSURING You LIKE AM SO SURE
I EXECUTE THE PROPHECY OF UR DOWNFALL
TO MAKE You FALL AND BOW ALL IN THIS BIG HALL

That piece of shit will never stop messing this thread up. Has anybody commented you on that shit you put up there, u trying  to build a cyber rap career  on Nairaland.

Naijafan wont waste bars  on clown(bolajibaok) when he has already sealed ur lips like beercans.

N.B Go and check all Naijafan post and tell me  if u are not ashamed of yourself.


@all members
Silence is the best answer 4 dat  clown(bolajibaok).
1 love to all members

Let me kick a lil Freestyle ***

Always concieved a raw mic layed bed to mic illness
cats just ill barrens lay em like baby crippin flawless
defrost niggaz when i spat cos cassidy said am a galaxy
Chase out lucifer outta hell puts wankstas in insanicy
Aint even ball yet they say am new Marcelo Lippy
1000emcees cant flow me like emptyin river missisipy
why woo my rhymes when u always flirt with disasters
my flows on ma palms punch in uncurable cancers
Quit tryin hard the iller i get the denser ur careers
am way ahead yall like 3D cats still all passers
got hardknock combos that cause broken hearts
U wanna box I'ma smash out ur chest into segments
leave bais mind puzzled am tha new pro call me Moses
Flip on mic restore hopes and sight like makin ridges
Aint dead miss me so sincere like Prophet Elijahs
leave yall with a last note never smoke d ganjas

@Alexpissu
Damn dog ! really that was wack!!!
and i aint beefing but cut me some f, ing slack!!
Prophet Elijah?!! u d better get an alias!!u mediocre trout
no doubt even u had no idea what u was talkng about
about now,  im getting a bad case of the bends
laffing my ass off over your f, ing nonsense
incensed by your pretence at being a dope rapper
after reading these lines u should give up this caper

Ps: i wasnt spittin, just telln the truth

**chirp***so much insults and playa hatin   

I don't hav prob'm wit anybody apart from that fcked up Bolaji

still mailmalc the daRK lyRIciST

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, / `---___________----_____|] [--} MALC's STILL (STEEL) REIGNS
, /_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
, ), ---.(_(__) /
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, //___//
, //___//
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@who ever wants to be d judge

hope these are the areas u check before selectin a tourney winner

Metaphors
Punchlines
Multies
Delivery
Creativity
Originality

@ Hybrid and wordsmith
Howfar u two? nid to know if you guys are down with da I.V .

@ bolaji's playahaters
its obvious that all of u are scared of my lyrical artillery
anyone who stay close to my territory
will get repatriated into the cemetery

*******MUCH RESPECT TO EVERY ONE OUT THERE******

see u guys have done a whole lot of "LYRICALL DAMAGES"
hope you guys had a cool wekend bccos i did.


lets do this,RESULTS ARE OUT

WORDSMITH VS AFROCYNIC

SORRY,THIS CALL IS A CLOSE ONE.U NEED TO GO ONE MORE ROUND.i am aware wordsmith already posted sumthing,its up to afrocynic to responed,this going to be the final round aight.hola back real quick


HYBRID VS ALEXPISSU
Congrats hybrid-x u just earned your first BAR


MAILMALC VS MALTHUSS
Congrats "M" u just earned your secound BAR .u knw who u are ,yes oh!!! Malthuss.u toping this joint at the moment with 2 BARS/2 K.O/2 KILLS

@hybrid,wordsmith

kgoddie officail invites u dudes to a battle,i dont know how its going to be, a tag team or what?but i understand its a first come first get knocked the Bleep out order.so,its up to u guys ,who sends his lines in first gets to battle kgoddie

@hybrid,afrocynic,wordsmith

after going tru menike's lines,men i think u dudes beteer respond real fast.menike really disrespected u folks.do something about that fast.he really clubbed ur asses flat.
bet its an invitation,who's going to accept the date first?

@menike

just call out whoever u want to battle,one at a time pls.enuf critising homeboy do ur thing aight.

********STAR WARZ RATING ********

MALTHUSS 2BARS
ALEXPISSU 1BAR
HYBRID X 1BAR

that the way it is peeps,keep them flows coming

@ZEPPHYR @EVERYONE
NO WONDER U HATE THE ILLEST RAPPERS OUT HERE
WITH THIS KIND OF FLOW UR ASSES DO NOT STAND A CHANCE

this playahaters think am atiku-late /
i show this niggas that am SO immaculate /
niggas USUALLY continue to playerhate /
i infiltrate u both , then i will titrate /
on both of u .i piss till u dehydrate /
just to paste your obituary on the goldengate /
WITH so much hate
i will make u ALL TO depreciate /
just to make my flows to overappreciate /
STILL PLAYAHATING ,your jaws i will dislocate /
just to relocate u ALL to the HELL'S gate /
i defeacate on your very case /
just to settle scores till u incapacitate /
hated mostly by the NAIRA niggas that I playahate /
i retAliate AS THE only delegate /
underate my name is what u hate /
an irate nigga, am the most atiku-late /
to relate , my bars i revaluate /
and evaluate the rates of your very hate /
bribes i don't take,/
so don't attempt to compensate/
i will hate both of u just to make my naira value TO appreciate /

I MADE U NIGGAS TO DISINTEGRATE

ma goddddddddd ,  been lng away in sch.

@ sauce kid(RoosterDrinker)


u ready to be buried??,  i go easy on u this time    pusssyyyy

@ Wordsmith,

Why do you keep mentioning my gender?
what's your agenda?
You get no pussy,
is that the reason for your anger?
Battling you is a chore, a bore
but you keep begging for more
This negro hates women
because he gets no score
A gay, he keeps his knees on the floor
Loves getting spread on the bed
spread on the floor
with a third leg to his jaw
he's the kind of guy I deplore
spitting wack lines begging for applause
I told you before, you're no match for me
Ignore the jaw jaw
Yes, a magna cu[m] laude
But even if you perfect in a sport
you couldn't join the board
I'll let you play with verbs
I employ metaphors
No need for a four four
Lyrics sparks a simile war
words come easy to the fore
While you force punchlines
as a matter of course
You, a lyrical scholar
Who won't make the grade
trying to battle me with a blunt blade
So let me call his spade a spade
You have nothing for me,
your deliveries are time delayed
Find another hobby
Cos your rap skills won't pay.

@zephyrr
yo I wasn't n will never diss Wordsmith (GBADE)
So don't get it twisted - I'll take a shot for him, Tianshie, Paddy, Naijafan,Dblock , Jduck, Kaydee, Magneto, Hoodboi, thecolonel, Jackal
all day cusz them are my dudes we go way back even before Nairaland Rap sh**t started

ON DISSIN NEWBIES

I'm the one that started this Nairaland RAP sh**t with Jackal
So I personally have the right to assasinate any of all y'all clowns (n' I hate clowns)
Y'all need to pay Homage to the Hoodloyalz DON cusz y'all only puss**ys to me

Go ask WORDSMITH what HOODLOYALZ did to flomirakuluz (Shishi)
My lines made that fat fool signed up for a fitness program in Atlanta now

@Menike
Word is Bond,soulja!

@HYBRID-X
Stay fly,cousin!

@Wordsmith
Still spittin,unh? Represent!

@Mailmalc & Alexpissu
Thanx 4 d off-line messages.I appreciate d gesture.

@Naijafan
Long tym no relatnz! What it do playa?

For a recording artiste who plans to eat off rap,hiphop albumz are like textbooks,i study dem.I Been crunk on Common's album "Finding Forever" 4 a while nw.And d questn bugs me:'when forever gon come?

I heard common ask/'when 4eva gon come?'/
when d gunshots ring out/are we forever gon run?/
emcees paying dues/"when d cheddar gon come?"/
will the 5-Mic albums/go 4 eva unsung?

Mad questnz/run around d back of my mental/
as i navigate d streetz of Lagos/spittin on instrumentalz!

D streetz is concrete/but i avoid d conflict/
mad focus,rhyme dopest/shade my gaze from d sun's heat/
stay in tune wt d game/real dudez i run wit/
coz wtout d love of d streetz/rap wouldnt be complete!

I seen d strong broken/poverty cud get u open/
selling ur own soul/4 a lil bit of token/
quiet men turn killerz/
neva shud hve been provoken/
too late! D barrell smokin/
man coughs on blood choking!

Its like a circle of pain/some call it karma/
but it dnt matter if u deserved it/ we all face d drama!

Mad questnz got me wondering/ if 4 eva gon come?/
when d robbers come calling/are we 4 eva gon run?

@ Afrocynic:

Now i rule this. . .//shit. . .with an iron fist, i fool this. . ./
. . .b*tch, ask Craig David, i was born to do this/
lungs choking//guns smoking with that Klik Klak/
one question Afro- don't u ever get tired of the bitchslap?/
mic check//spit the word out, lyrical muscles i flex/
in fly text// 'Cynic gon' be the next corpse to lie next/
yeah, you damn right i got probs with your gender/
come again, don't you also have probs with your gender?/
sure thing ma, NipTuck's got a date with you on the calendar/
lyrically leave Afro so bleeped up, peops gon' think the Word's a multiple sex offender/
never you provoke the 'Smith, this shit's uncalled for/
Bleep a Thesaurus, you's the definition of a bitch on all fours/
don't get it twisted, Gbade doesn't hate women/
u see man//i just hate a wannabe with a makeshift hymen/
so now//the crown stays on the dome now/
i sit on the throne now//eat u till there's nothing left and spit your bones out/
*belch!* i'm so sorry, i gotta bad habit. . ./
. . .of dropping wack mcs, since i come dope like crack addicts/
got u salivating at max, 'cause ur spit ain't tight/
left you for dead, 'cause your shit ain't right/*
since ur name's Afro, you don't get a clean shave with death/
you get a neat cut, with a hole 6ft beneath the earth/

*********RESULTS********

WORDSMITH VS AFROCYNIC

congrats,u just earned your first bar
well done Wordsmith.

Afrocynic ,u really earned my personal respect dear as an mc.to drag an ill mc like wordsmith to a second round.then u earned my own respect .
hope u still going to battle ,look forward to seeing more of u on this thread aigt.


@wordsmith

it aint over man ,a couple of cats want a piece of you.kgoddie,yep he is the one recorgnise the dude anyday.


@hybrid,afrocynic

menike wants a piece of u guys and at the same time the dude thinks he is veteran or something.

@menike

no disrespecting ,but if u think this new cats on the block(u disrespecting) aint 'oldbies' like ur self why bother taking shots at them.if u wannna battle just say so.give any one of this "newbies" a chance to funk u up at least.stop throwing cheap shots man,this is a battle zone ,if u wanna battle get into the battle field and stop critizing some other cats jus becos they hv not been on the "nairaland block" long enuf like urself ,i can bet some of this "newbies" been rapping long enuf.


IT DONT COUNT IF U R AN OLDTIMER ON THE NAIRALAND,ITS ALL ABOUT SKILLS AND RHYMES MR "OLD TYMER MC ON RETIREMENT EARNING PENSION".

@afrocynic,hybrid-x

damn,r u guys still breathing?i bet i saw paddy_lo blow ur heads off,yes i did! yes i did! i did see paddy_lo blow ur heads off.
yep ,he did peeps.and he did with jus one bullet.
i guess thats a formal i.v to battle.
what u felllas gonna do about it?



semms u two are the most sort after emcees on this joint.God help u cats


@paddy_lo

negro,u did not have to drop an atomic bomb on em peeps ,shiit was surposed to be a warning shot damn niggar,anyways nice flows,very nice flows,very very very nice flows

welcome to the "STAR WARZ" much respect

@ paddy_lo,

what it do homes? Been a long time. . .been tryna save some of 'em wack mcs for ya, dem boku like tilapia for agboju market. . .

Aight, kgoddie wants a piece of me he'll get it. But in the mean time, i'm sending an IV to MALTHUS. . .we have unfinished business. . .

@rapsody

what up man,its been a long while . . , decided to brek the silence huh! . . .hows work?

@wordsmith

dude,whats up,hows studies . . . . . see u keeping the flame burning and them rhymes coming . . . .big ups


@zephyrr

not to bad man . . . . u handling this ish better than i would have . . . uhmm

@kgoddie

i accept ur battle 101%. . . . .gonnna be on a first come first serve ish . . , am r respond to kgoddie first. . . .

@paddy

ill son,just ill . . . . . . . . . ,

@menike

hmmmmmmmmmm!!! if wannnna get down hommz jus holla . . . .beta get ur ish str8 negro. . . .read ur lines and i jus yarned boy. . , u aint hot. . . .running ur mouth . . . like u the boss or ish . . . . plssssssss

@menike

hmmmmmmmmmm!!! if wannnna get down hommz jus holla . . . .beta get your ish str8 negro. . . .read your lines and i jus yawned boy. . , u aint hot. . . .running your mouth . . . like u the boss or ish . . . . plssssssss
i accept to challenge u love,

@ Wordsmith,

I will give you props for you final verse, very nice, I think I had you until then but you came back nice, congrats on the win.


@ Paddy Low

Seriously dude?

@PADDY LO
THIS IS THE LONGEST PIECE OF THRASH I EVER READ HERE
WHY DONT U DIRECT UR SHOTS AT A NIGGA LIKE ME AND SEE HOW UR LENGHTY POEMS RICHOCHET BACK LIKE TO U LIKE A BOOMERANG !
PADDY LO PLS DONT WASTE OUR SPACE IF U CANT BUST JUST LAY LOW

@ZEPPHYR
WORDSMITH VS AFRPCYNIC
I THINK AFRO WON THAT , SEEMS UR JUDGEMENT IS VERY FOOLISH AND BIASED
I DOUBT IF U KNOW WHAT BARS AND PUNCHLINES ARE, LOOK AT WORDSMITH BEHIND AND SAY U R NOT AN HERMEPHRODITE .HOMOSAPIEN !

@AFROCYNIC
I WONDER WHY U HAVE TO ACCEPT DEFEAT WITHOUT BEING DEFEATED, WEAKHEARTED ONE , IS IT because U ALREADY KNOW THAT UR PLACE IS IN THE KITCHEN AND NOT IN THE FRONT SEAT , I BEG TAKE A SEAT .

IGNORANCE IS STUPID, BEING SCARED OF ME IS MUCH MORE STUPID

I DONT MEAN THAT DID I SAY THAT ??/?

@ mr 'smith

gladly accept ur challenge, i was w8ing, u didnt let me down

@HYBRID-X
Silence is Golden,but Freestyle stays platinum! U kno my steez! Strickly Positive Poetry.Been recording wt a musik group.Sm ill collabos,man!

some lines to spice things up. . if u think u hurt, throwback - thaz all

i'm rap's intellectu-al . . . the metaphysical/
ma linez seem so edibl//time to digest it too/

you's a hybrid wit an x on u//yea, i'm a killa too/
smells like xmas festival//like santa, put tha 'claws' on u/
six feet wit your wackass crew//zephrr and oracle/
its murda wit lyrical looks//uhn. . .four linez' enough for you/
you came to war wit a plasic tool//brought out da bitch in u/
that's cynic wit da afro nick. . .lol, she's got a pussy too/
want more of wordsmith's testiclez?//wake him. . . its half past 2/
love ta drop lines to make your milk shake. .but i'll stop at 4 lines too/
ride on, homeboi. .alexpissu//i got ma eye on u/
wannabees, y'all shld go to schl//to make a grade or two/
i'm da king of this game fo' so//bury y'all fcukin rooks/
like wayne in a hook for joe//i make it rain on u/

sup gbade. . .huh sorry. . .wordsmith, menike, paddy_lo, etc etc.
lame fcuks shld already knw betr than to thrw shotz at wordsmith. .except y'all trying to practiz. 

@alexpissu
show 'em what u got brotha. . and Bleep haterz.

yall remember the old joke from way back ? somethin about kate goin to goldengate to have dinner wit a date who later discovered her pussy was depreciated. 

some verse up here sound so similar. . . wit dumb lines like 'on both of u .i piss till u dehydrate'

@ Afrocynic:

thanks, lol. I'd readily admit u kept me anxious to know what u were gon' spit next since i had never battled you. Lol, and don't mind me with the reference to your gender. . .i'm not gender-biased. Gotta give u props for holding your fort down. My best verse of yours? I think it's the first, runner up 2nd. . .u had it pounding. . .

@ Malthuss:

oh, in due time. . .in due time, shall it be. It's guaranteed me and you are gon' cause another nuclear war. . .

@ naijafan,

keep spittin' that ish real slick. . .the battle axe is still sharp as ever.

@ menike,

what it do, homes? Been some time you've been on this boards. . .*sigh*, you know how we do it. . .gotta slay and spray 'em mcs. Good to know you got our back, keep it illin', pimpin'. . .

@ thecolonel,

where u been, dude? Damn, y'all old time cats coming at the right time. Hope u're back for gud.

TO ALL OLD RAPPERS ---NAIJAFAN,WORDSMITH,ALEXPISSU,GBADE-X,HYBRID-X,AFROCYNIC,ZEPPHYR,MAILMALC,REGINOL, KGODDIE,MENIKE,OBEDZ,RAPSODY.PADDY LO, MATTHAUIS,SAUCEKID

ON YOU OLD gays/ I WILL BE SPITTIN SHIT  /
I 'PLAYERHATE' Y'ALL WITH THE GREATEST 'HATE' /
AM A NEWBIE THATS TRUE AND 'SHIT' /
BUT You NIGGAS GOT TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW /
THE HARDEST WAY IS THE ONLY WAY
AND BY THE ONLY WAY I WILL MAKE You LEARN
BY HOOK OR CROOK I COOK RHYMES
BUT BY HOOK ,LINE AND DA SINKER  I SPIT CHIMES
MY FLOWS ARE DELIBERATELY IGNORED BY You ALL /
LIKE AFROCYNIC'S PUSSI CONSTANTLY SNORING IGNORAMUSLY/ 
You NIGGAS DONT HAVE THE ish TO TEST MY SALTY TESTICLES
MY TONGUE IS MADE TO DISS You ALL WITH ONE each
MY PENISS IS RICH IN SPERMATOZE
I TOAST YA'LL WITH MY FUCKIN TOASTS
SPITTIN CHORUSES MY FLOWS PLAY UR FUCKINN ROLES
JUST TO HOST 'STAR WARS' LIKE I WAS A GUEST HOST
HOSTING ALL YOUR SHOWS IN MY PANTYHOSE ,
AND I WANT TO LET You HOE'S KNOW THAT
AM HERE TO COHOST WITH SEUN THE ONE AND ONLY HOST
I IMPREGNATE Y'ALL LIKE MARY BY THE HOLY GHOST
CRUISING COAST LIKE AM IN GHANA DA GOLD COAST
MY TOAST WILL ROAST You ALL LIKE I WAS IN IVORY COAST
LIKE SOUKOSS I DANCE MAKOSSA WITH MY DIRTY BLOKKOS
TURNING MY BLOKKOS ON YALL LIKE I WAS AN HOLOCAUST
I DESTROY You ALL ON A DAILY BASIS WITH MY RAPPIN BASICS
CONNIVING AGAINST YOU ALL ON A DAILY BASIS
I SLAY MCS WITH MY RADIANT ATOMIC BASIS
MY EXPLOSIVES ARE SPIITIN HITS
SIMPLY because I AM DA MOST HATED
RATED THE LOWEST BY THE PIRATES AND UNDER-AGE ,
I DECORATE YOU ALL WITH A TOUCH OF AIDS ON MY OWN DAY.
INCURABLE MY BLOOD WILL SPILL REDS
I POST MADLY ON THREADS UNEXPECTEDLY
LIKE 'LOCKS' WITH ITS OWN 'DREADS'
SPITTIN VIOLETS/ I GOT You LOCKED-ON LIKE A SCUD 'MISSILE'
VERY 'FERTILE' MY DICKK WILL SOON GO ON 'EXILE'
JUST TO REPLY You WITH MY SOUL SEEKING 'MISSILES'
TRAILING You ALL LIKE I WAS THE TRAILBLAZER
I  NEVER LAY 'LOW COS I AM NOT JENNIFER 'J-LO'
'HALO' MY 'FLOWS' SOUNDS SO 'YHELLO',
LIKE THE 'HELLO' SAID MOSTLY BY THOSE THAT USE 'YELLO'


AND YOU ALL  SAY WE NEWBORNS ARE NOT ILL ,
OLD BOYS FACE IT UR TIMES ARE UP , RELUCTANTLY ACCEPT US
BOLDLY WRITTEN ,UR OBITUARIES  ARE ALREADY PASTED
WE ARE JUST WAITING FOR THE GO AHEAD TO EXECUTE You ALL

-WATCH OUT FOR BOLAJI , THE ILLEST NEW BORN

huh . . . as we were sayin' before the bombastic interruption. . .

@wordsmith & malthuss

guys u need to chill,u just cant go ahead and battle like that.wordsmith has 2 invitations to battle.
as for malthuss i will like to pair u with paddy_lo
its going to be a GRAND FINALE.i will start working on it.

i would really love to see wordsmith slugg it out with menike instead of hybrid-x .but it seems u dudes are pals or probably scared of each other uh.

@paddy_lo

how about u slugging it out with "word war one's" illest ,the true and only lyrically war lord,nairalands ILLEST Malthuss

 PADDY_LO       VS   MALTHUSS

everybody on this thread will definately wannna see this bout for real.
paddy,how it going to be do u accept or u just scared

@malthuss

accept this challenge  and give this thread some ill xcitment

@wordsmith

dude,cut the friendship bull crap thing and battle menike,its jus a freestyle man.besides we would never know who's better

@menike

u got skillz man,battle wordsmith.oldies letknow who's who in this joint .dont tell me u scared


WORDSMITH   VS   MENIKE