Bolaji, if you're ready, post your verse, let's get it on.

@wordsmith

u have a date with AFROCYNIC . . .

@afro,

nice one.lets wait on your date to respond,and if u still got more(that one was justa taster)

fell free to post a "CRUSHER" who knows u might just earn ur first BAR/FIRST KILL on the battle thread
keep it coming

@malthuss

nice man ,u earned ur first BAR ,whats up?u got a date with mailmalc.beat be prepared for the show down.show ur face man .i know u out there.i see u man

@mailmalc
get ur bars ready, i suggest u  drop sumthing hot on malthusss,u might just knock him out in tha first round .


@saucekid and obedz

start afresh.i suggest saucekid goes first

VACANT MCS FOR BATTLE

hybrid-x,alexxpissu(hayo's nowhere to be found),

hmmmmmmmmm!!!

@afrocyn and bolaji

guess u guys are heeding to the clarion call to battle.this is a chance for afro to earn her first BAR/KILL

bolaji is actually a under-graded mc


DO YA THING.AM RIGHT HERE AINT GOING NOWHERE

@Saucekid
Mind stepp up 2 me, tell me you down.

@zephyrr
Thumbs up bro.
If saucekid is down let him speak out and am still waiting 4 Heyo.
Peace

@Hybrid-X
You the only one left man i call U out for a challenge.
lets do it all 4 d love .
Peace bro


@Saucekid
Nevermind since Zephyrr said u and Obedz can start afresh .

@ hybrid

u got a call to battle from alexpissu.wake up !!!

@alexpissu

this might be another chance to earn ur second BAR.

i suggest you feel free to drop your ATOMIC BOMB first and kindly address it to hybrid thank you

@zeeee

see u already getting down to biz . . . .aight then . . .

@alexpissu

wtas up hommz . . . accept ur invitation to battle but its ur funeral men . . . .still waiting on ish man . . . mine's ticking away son . . . .what u got?

, still waiting man . . . still waiting . . .

@ all
right am back, i see there has been going ons since this morning, i even smell p*ssy


@ Mailmalc

enjoy

am da 67th book of da bible, thou shalt not Bleep with dat nigga Malthuss
beta find a safe place n keep that for the records
else u gon sip food from a straw for coming against ma ruckus
i rap attack on that nigga malc with ma rat-tat-tat
n make ur punchlines like busted tyres, they all flat

in this battle galactica i destroy ur dynamics
make ur flows fckin static cause ur shit be erratic
got ur tongue twitching like u's a fcking spastic
nigga i go on and on you can call me inelastic
n end ur fckin misery with a swift gun clappin

Mail[/b]malc i [b]post hot slugs on this Nairaland site
while u rigid like lampposts with no fckin lights
u's a mailman that cant deliver a mutha fckin mail
got ur fckin bitch on ma jock sending fanmails
make the bitch cum nigga, with just one email
capture ur whole posse with ma fcukin mailmerge
mail a letterbomb to ur crib n wish ur ass farewell

@Bolajibaok
U still PM me .
This time i will be opening ur  condolences register .

@Hybrid-X
I have always live by this code

"Respect all but fear non when shit hits U sieze to act like a Nun"
I will drop my ish make urs hot too,  then lets see whose goin 6feet.
Peace bro
@Naijafan
Whts up hommz been along time.
@Zephyrr
What if  Heyo steps up ?

@alexpissu

forget about heyo for now.u gotm scres to settle with hybrid.u invited him so go ahead and post ur bars

@mailmalc
malthuss's at it again man,this one definately ripppped the whole joint apart.that dont mean u dead yet man,tot u took cover in the basement.hola back reall quick.we need to be sure u survived this one at least .

@alexpissu


what up man . . . .jus a wake up call . . . .still waiting on ya

mic check this . . . . .


call me hybrid -clapton
"X" the general captain

clap alex so hard,
da niggarr back flip like obafemi martin

negrro so scared he swallow spit
"x" spits that hot ish ,

split pissu into tiny bits
homeboy,u aint ready for the heat

star warz . .brake this fagoot like the bleeping law
am on course on a galactical tour

for all y'all who wannna battle hy
comm'on step on board

am tha mc art-collector
alecxpissu heads hanging on my wall

fear tha "x" factor . . .
hybrid jus ripped ur balls

knockd U out cold. . .now u seeing 'em starz
da lyrical samuel peters . . .dowg! u aint got no BARS

@hybrid,malthuss

can't judge nothing till your dates show up (if they still alive that is)

@alexpissu
i see u man,hola back

@mailmalc
whats up man,can u hear me?i just hope u still out there somehwere.hola back man

@wordsmith
man,afrocynic launched some real bazugas on your face,dont tell me u faceless at least u still got ur arms.man post something or anything.

@ obedz,


lyrically i storm you more like desert storm
technically i carve you/make you stiff as stone
i'd cum in yo mouth/make you suck on ma d!ck
yo mama tasted fine/she could swear i was so sweet
basically, ma shotgun's tucked under ma sleeve
i blast you out with 5' o's/no make that six
i'm a stand tall nigga/you know i be sittin on top
to numbskullz like u/i remain your God
rap floor's ma dinner hall
feed on ill emcees/like krenshaw
when i be thru
niggas in yo hood/be like man,whatsup?
i spit rhymes too tyt/do it better than twista
can still take you out/yo mama/nd lil sista
got out ma war machete/dine on u like spaghetti
spread ur parts all round like confetti
in yo hood
blood spillin/niggaz dying/mamas crying
mobb don is here/aint gat no feelin
i said it b4/i'm a say it again
i aint 9ice/you still taste to me like frenchfries

mic check one, two
damn, yous still a fool
word's enough (stupid not you) for the wise
was dreaming on beating me/wake up and apologise

I'm sorry, saucekid has to be the worst so called MC on this site, bar none.

@ afrocynic,

are you testin my hackles??

i'm down to the boy'z level but if you think you have a high horse, then i'm a bring you down

no holds barred, explicit contents

think about it

@ Saucekid


Get in line, there are two people ahead of you, but if you want it, bring it.

high time you know, men rule

hope you gat yo tampon on cos cos you'll be bleeding in every possible hole

I could nine months pregnant, about to go into labour and your wack ass still couldn't out rap me. Coming with the sexist shit aint gonna cut it either, just post your lil piece, if you sure you got the balls.

@zephyrr
Hw u doing. of course i'm still here. sorry about my late response i've been very busy all day.

@e'ry mc
Fasten your Seat belts. get ready to ride****


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Malc is commin up wit sumthing xtra-ordinary xplicit this time
like missy please nobody should duplicate or recycle my style

*******FINAL CHAPTER
A LETTER TO MALTHUS

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hi kiddo, it's mailmalc your big bro/read u'r post i aint mad tho
jst glad we both droppin em lik pro's yet u run from u'r own shadows

***your di(s)-proof/still proves me so lyrically ill
u sound lik u swallowed female contraceptive pill

starwars been invaded by your swollen headed junks
but now king malc reigns Era of bullet~proof~monks
check your lines so dreary like pullet~woof~skunk

i'm so ill been infected wit a deadly Syndrome
lik a game of Scrabble i constantly hit u on a premium

being known from writin on threads to rocking shows
smokin crack and bangin ho's is a  fcking life u chose

dn't bother replyin cuz my rap~rhyme out-rhymes your past~line
u ar a non-conductor yet my flow FLOWS through your last~spine

malthuss is good but king MALC is definately better
i just hope u don't feel awful when u read this letter

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THOW BACKS

"i rap attack on that nigga malc with ma rat~tat~ta"
so thoughtful of u but that leaves me good lukin like Pat~At~tah
saw my money stacks guess that is what u really are~af~ter

i eat up your bars like it was choco~bar
i dropped your letter bomb in your loco~car    

The Wordsmith reporting for duty. . . .

Lol, sorry peeps, was busy at the Soundcity shizzle, couldn't reply.
@ Afrocynic : aah, finally . I liked that spit, nice one . Now let's get down ma, and please don't take none personal. . .here goes. . .


Afrocynic? *sigh*she used to be the sweetest girl/
for turning bad, u get that jackhammer, now u feel the sweetest hell/
i defeacate illness on a mic, you reek with this. . ./
. . .shit, the Wordsmith known to come sick with this/
get ur dome split//yet i flow ill like syphillis/
u got gender issues? I don't give a Bleep like nuns do*/
damage's irreversible, never start what u can't undo/
a scared - pup's what i got u shook - like/
beta get an escort, from left u look-right/
you's an artificial inseminate gon' wrong/
a man in a bitch's clothing with a d*#ck gone long/
u ain't worth the iron fist, i treat u with kiddie gloves/
Bleep Sun Tzu, i bring the art of spilling blood/
a one man army, the Wordsmith known to bring WAR/
put that in reverse, i spit it to you RAW/
the G-man spits hard as a rock, you've gone microsoft like Office/
u don't wana test me ma, i give u multiple choices/
all lead to a one way ticket to ur early grave/
u get gassed in a casket, coffin's ready-made/
First thought, never ever Bleep with the Wordsmith/
On Second thought, you can Bleep with the Wordsmith/
face it// you's wasted, so says my trash can/
i spit slugs as lullabies, u go to sleep bitch, bedtime's callin', it's past time/
you outrap me? Lol, i spit the future in the present/
u's way dead ahead, have wishing u's an Immortal like Evanescence/

Saucekid, DON'T step in, stay outta this. . .it's between me and her.

@zephyrr
   i don't think i still fancy an individual being d "SOLE" judge. Lets allow other mc's pass their votes or we get more judges.  You can still be d organizer nd moderator but definately can't be the only judge.


**************left my ****b'hind

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@zepphyr
this is what zepphyr said about bolaji

afrocynic u got urself a date with bolaji ,
bolaji is actually an under graded mc?

can yall imagine this referee talking this bout me
hasnt he read how i lyrically slained the previous battle referee aka cross breed sorry high breed slip of tongue hybrid-x or hybrid sex

@ afrocynic , AFROCYNIC honey ur handsome date is here for u take me as rude and possessive as i am , check it

afrocynic you are what u spit
i smell vagina when u spit
heyo i heard they said am an mc thats under-graded
slip of tongue nigga i think its under-rated
graded already?cant u see ma flows are x-rated
for sex i smell afrocynic's vagina pussy?
hussy , the sound of a gun ama use to smoke her
bitch ass wow she really smells like an overdue pussy
so delicious, fresh young and immature like b2k
she's too gay she feels like a gay with 2dicks
her entire pussy mouth flows like an excited Godzillia
who got a new date just to get herself disvirgined
deflowered heal her to deal her when i Bleep her
she sounds like an overgrown ibadan gorilla
guerilla my gun team will converge just to smoke her
then diverge just to refuck her for pleasure
at leisure whenever she has her period on heat
my war with this cynic chic is a war with no weapons
The only weapons i use are the lyrical weapons of mass destruction
my weapon is that of a lyrical assassin
Commiting arson just like the cerebral assassin
triple hhh
damn she wants some dick y'all action
eeno I will give her the black nigerian orgasmic attraction
As in am a commit a crime called arson as in
Harassing and raping her with my foul mouthish language anguish
just like the sounds of a mic assassin
assassinating Fasasi the surname of dare
a naija ninja who wears green
just like professor green sucking on jin like a gin who called her year in naira the year of the bitch
bitch ?yeah ? like afrocynic who just got bitched up like a bar with no beach (bar beach)

feel me ? afrocynic that is just my first attack on u
i can see u sense intense words play and lyrical prowess from me just like a breaker once known as the combo breaker )from killer instinct
my instincts tell me u will rehearse and rewrite just to respond to ur new date's diss who is as hot, dark ,handsome and ugly as ever however
if u look under u may see ma email addy u can holla at me gurl if u want a real date , my name is bolaji aka bjpumpindogg@yahoo
i think u need to see ma face cos am way too handsome to get re-dissed by you ,
hollaback gurl with ur much awaited reply diss and let the freak show begin,
all them thugs and them gangstas in naira really wanna hear u
if u dont reply soon , zepphyr may as well declare a no contest and hand me my much earned BAR reluctantly aight
i will get back at yall when i wake up its 2am , i only came here to slay THAT AFROCYNIC CHIC , a date zephyyyr matchmade for me

words so ill my flows are so retarded
-bolaji aka bjpumpindogg

@afrocynic
afrocynic i can seee ur trippin so much for me , u can even say no words , ur mouth is wide opened like ""did that brother just diss me??''
i understand gurl , u may as well keep ur volume on mute and pause till i press play

@mattiaus and mailmalc
unbelievable .mattaius diss to mailmalc is total destruction , absolutely ill, if we put this shit on ma soundforge software mixed with matthias lines .we may have the illest freestyle battle diss of the century . i must admit mattiaus that was the illest shit i ever heard after i cremated u, cant believe u can re-resurrect like that dogg .ur bombs are so nuke mailmalc will take 50yrs to recover from this.

@zepphyr , all of you .this is zephyrr comment on mattiaus
malthuss's at it again man,this one definately ripppped the whole joint apart
zeph ur right i totally agree with ur judment on this , u r 100%correct , now we have the most anticipated showdown after that of afrocynic and bolaji cos i smell afro's puss gettin so tight now

@wordsmith and afrocynic
, wordssmither how could afrocynic outwit a flame thrower like u like this , or by now i should be accepting that that honey is more iller and realer than you honey, even afrocynic one line replies were hotter than ur entire diss to somebody, this afro chic is so hot on the mic i wish i could get a collabo with her? supp honey am feelin ur backside , holla back

@afrocynic and saucekid
afro chic i totally agree with u with a delivery like sauce'ss, saucekid is definitely the wackest mc of them all, how could anyone drop lines that are so incoherent , so loose , so rhymeless and so grouse, yuk am getting sick of this makossa by that nigga sauce, afro i think he got totally mouthmurdered after i dropped my terrorist attack on him, afro u need to scroll to page 1 or 2 and check my diss to him, it was seriously sauceterrorising, and i think he gettin furious on ur challenge , show em what ur made of gurl , show him that ur a full blooded nigerian chiquita , for me sugar drop a buttnaked breast sagging plasmodic bomb on him ,
and for the records of love ur one liner """let me quote it here ''I could be nine months pregnant, about to go into labour and your wack ass still couldn't out rap me. Coming with the sexiest shit aint going to cut it either, just post your little piece, if you sure you got the balls.

afrochiquita i had to insert 'be ' b4 9months pregnant , it sounds better to me that way

@mailmalc and my-tyres sorry mattiaus

i will extract 2 lines from malc that was hot i guess"""check it
1, ***your di(s)-proof/still proves me so lyrically ill
u sound lik u swallowed female contraceptive pill

2.
i'm so ill been infected wit a deadly Syndrome
lik a game of Scrabble i constantly hit u on a premium

and mailmalc reycling of mattius
"i rap attack on that nigga malc with ma rat~tat~ta"
so thoughtful of u but that leaves me good lukin like Pat~At~tah
saw my money stacks guess that is what u really are~af~ter

is very creative , this shows that mailmalc is not to be messed around with afterall

@wordsmith and afrocynic
on wordsmith diss to afrocynic, i have a comment on the following wordsmith lines ,

Afrocynic? *sigh*she used to be the sweetest girl/
for turning bad, u get that jackhammer, now u feel the sweetest hell/
i defeacate illness on a mic, you reek with this. . ./ note the wordsplay: shoulda been you rink and stink with this
. . .shit, the Wordsmith known to come sick with this/ feel diss (feel this )
get your dome split//yet i flow ill like syphillis/

@saucekid and wordsmith
nigga words if u r telling sauce not to step in btw u and the afro chic then i think u r telling him to stay down and accept defeat , we need multiple bombshells up in here , this is the 2nd thread after mtn mtv v-j search thread, even seun purposely drags our thread everyday to number 2, u think say na beans for naija niggas to flex mouth muscles this big ?

let the battle continue , much luv to everyone up in here keepin this thread gangsta

@afrocynic and saucekid

i was about to sleep but afrocynic one line diss to that nigga sauce keeps ringing ding dong on ma head
and as a former heavyweight remixer, recycler, resampler like the nigga puffy combs my brain keeps remixing afrocynic's shit into this
check it
''I could be nine months pregnant, about to go into labour
and your wack ass still couldn't out rap your mama.
straighten up ur dick son
my pussy is gettin bigger
Coming with the sexiest shit
i aint going to Mouth Action u,
just post your little dick up here in ma puss
as a deliver your baby ,
re-impregnate me from my bakassi
if you think you got the balls.

much respect and much luv to the original owner of this sample afrocynic sugar
i show y'all how to make a song from a little chorus just like holllabody ye for instance by 2face which was a chorus of one of the first plantation boys songs, i bet y'all never noticed that

Sorry, I was suppose to post immediately but my connection was Fu#king up.
But i will appreciate if u come fu#k hard dis time then i make em hot like solar.
Peace bro

@Hybrid-X
Hybrid been dead along time beecause of his tarnish~strength
see u ghost riding I'ma send dogs chase U to enternal banishment
X is dis tissuesless not until he met my force flows
Ya moms knows u so fearless run safe under my shadows
Crack dis X teeth then ya chick puts teeths to heat
now X on my hips crawl begging 4 big meat
Negro aint hard better do back ups singer 4 Homo(Elton John)
X heartless got no guts nd see ur ish as a slow mo
Dis total failure like Jambite scoring 40/400 to diss me
I'ma make u run over hot waters cos u pissin me
X Me throwin punches at U is child abuses
then I'ma whiltsle dogs 2 expose ur bruises
called dis bitch-X 4 battles he went doin work out
I'ma leave, u miss me so sincere X just got sauced out

Sorry, I was suppose to post immediately but my connection was Fu#king up.
But i will appreciate if u come fu#k hard this time then i make em hot like solar.
Peace bro

@Hybrid-X
Hybrid been dead along time beecause of his tarnish~strength
see u ghost riding I'ma send dogs chase You to enternal banishment
X is this tissuesless not until he met my force flows
Ya moms knows u so fearless run safe under my shadows
Crack this X teeth then ya chick puts teeths to heat
now X on my hips crawl begging 4 big meat
Negro aint hard better do back ups singer 4 Homo(Elton John)
X heartless got no guts nd see your ish as a slow mo
Dis total failure like Jambite scoring 40/400 to diss me
I'ma make u run over hot waters because u pissin me
X Me throwin punches at You is child abuses
then I'ma whiltsle dogs 2 expose your bruises
called this bitch-X 4 battles he went doin work out
I'ma leave, u miss me so sincere X just got sauced out
my ill verbal assaualt puts mirror on ur limbs
Cos i smoked U's out quenchin hell fires in glimpse

@Bolajibaok
Thumbs up 4 analysing members cos u did a good job on that.
Peace Bolaj

@ Afrocynic,

i think you've an admirer . Either that bolaji fellow's been reading too many Mills and Boons or he's in love

@ all,

no offence people, but i'll rather have someone like oracle99 analysing my lines than bolajiboak who bites Jin's rhymes from BET freestyles. Besides that, i just don't understand his analysis and it makes little sense. . .rink and stink? I never intended or wanted those words in 'em lines so why fit them there?

Afrocynic,

you still up for some ma?

@ mailmalc

here's ma reply, none personal let da best mc take it.

for comin against me u must be high on tetostorone
bitch stick to methodone or i split ur fckin dome
for thinkin u can come in here n step on ma throne
i rap in spirit worlds nigga u just flesh and bones

my style like a runaway train with no brakes
crushin through those wack tracks that u procreate
mail ur body parts home so they can cremate
saved hiphop cause ur wacks will never populate

Malthuss the volcanic reactor spittin larva
on that nigga Mailmalc, made him a burnt rapper
mailmalc gets ripped, nigga who da main man
Bleep u up from the island  to the main land
step up nigga n u gon be a lame man

got so much ice nigga catch a frost bite
hit that p*ssy tight ur bitch gives me love bites
survive in the arctic like a human polar bear
mailmalc better go find ur fckin rap pears

Moi is always in a battle state because i keep gettin better day after day*****


@malthuss

KING MALC REIGNS

How dare u confront a king wit WEAK LINE & CHEAP RHYMES/
wit ma shotgun u'll be getting a PEAK FINE i pop u BIG TIME/
12 blows on malthus chest for trying to DISS MALC/
i split bars on hot STEEL ROCKS if you can KISS DAT/
wit lyrical cages coated in STEROIDS i SEIZE CATS/
get u stuck in pain as i keep throwin THESE DARTS/

who's d main man" imagine what a dull ass like u POSTED
without a samsung toaster i still gat malthus ROASTED"
king malc is fire proof so quit trin to use Lava or Cremate
As a King i amend u from a servant 2 a cell "C" inMATE

even wit a 20meter Ladder i'm still aBOVE ya~reach(rich)/
Xtensively Xterminate u i aint got LOVE 4 ya~B*tch/
ma LINES throw PUNCHES in your body CURVE ya~Itch/
stitch YA HEAD because i'm AHEAD e'ry fckin time ya~Switch/
disengage your joints u wont even know where u'r FAULT~IS/
like a pest, on MALTHUS i play couple of MULT~IES/