..........when i was a child, i had some pretty funny ideas that i really cant stop smiling at when i remember them..........

........i used to think eggs GROW on trees...(DAMN)......
........at some time according to me,when one of your teeth gets off, you DIE....(HO BOY)....
........it bothered me that a measuring ruler starts from "0" (why not 1?).........hmmmmmmmm quite reasonable
........i ones asked my mum "how did u become bigger than me?"

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@mr moderator it will do good if this makes it to the front page.........

Very funny. When i was a kid, we were told in sunday school class dat on d last day, angels wil blow off their trumpets. So whenever a passin by car beeps its horn & i didn't see d car, i'll quickly assumed dat it's an angel dat blew its trumpet. I go com dey fear say world don end.

If u ask the adult then where do baby come from not to corrupt our little mind they told us from the stomach it then passed through the navel, no mention of the major female organ.

When I was a kid I used to think. "If for to say" was correct englishƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡
I tot when I swallowed an orange seed, the tree will grow inside me.
My mom told me I used to say tomorrow when I was supposed to say yesterday. Lol

Oh and my mum used to tell us if we fell sick she ll sell us and use the money to buy another baby, so whenever we were sick we ll pretend to be fine till we are almost dying! Lol

I still remember crying heavily the day i swallowed an orange seed and my mum told me it was going to grow out of my head. Sounds funny now but omo i cried and cried until i was told it wont happen

THE TOOTH FAIRY: my mom used to tell me that if my tooth fell off, the tooth fairy will change it to a one naira coin. Guess what, anytime I put the tooth under my pillow I always see a coin there next day, used it to buy guguru and epa!!!

But now, that's just fallacy!!!

I used 2 believ hummer jeep is d world's most expensive suv.

Wen i was smal i used to believe babys com from the Anus wen going 2 toilet. So any time an in d toilet i pray a baby should nt come out.

Every time someone hit me, i'll run to my mum crying epon mi ooo i.e my bollzz ooo. My mum wld get rilly mad and pick a fight. So one day she got rilly worried and asked me to point at my epon(bollz) and i pointed at my bumbum. i didn't know the difference between ar5e and bollz.

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i USED TO THINK FAT PEOPLE ARE NEVER HUNGRY EVEN IF THEY DONT EAT.

Wen I was small, I so much bliv dat I am the 1st person in d world togo by my name, cos av neva seen some1 older dan me wu goes by it, any lil child dat goes by it too was named after me

When i ws a kid,i used 2 tink dat when a man marries and if d man is wealthy enough 2 feed d wife well,d wife'll get pregnant soon untill i ws taught reproduction in skul

As a kid, I so wondered why if NEPA "takes" light, cars and motorbikes 'd still have light at nights. LOL

i was told as a kid dat if ur tooth goes off and you dont throw it on the roof of a house another one will not grow.my elder brother will swallow a small stone and bring it out from the back of his head and he will tell us its magic.my cousin was told dat if he bed wetted a snake will be tied round his waist and we will beg him not to bed wet. We were also told that if somone crosses his leg over your head u will not grow again and if u are flogged with the mouth of a broom it will suck your blood and you will die.

mr_man: Every time someone hit me, i'll run to my mum crying epon mi ooo i.e my bollzz ooo. My mum wld get rilly mad and pick a fight. So one day she got rilly worried and asked me to point at my epon(bollz) and i pointed at my bumbum. i didn't know the difference between ar5e and bollz.

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when i was a kid, i had this belive that a woman gets pregnant when she sleep beside a man.......and back then, my daddy is very tall!

When I was a kid I was told that if you bite someone and he/she rubbs the marks with hen's popo all your teeth will fall off. My mum also said that if a boy 'touches' you na pregnancy be dat. I got over it when I was in JSS 3.

when I was young I use to think when a guy touch my boob I will get pregnant I use to be very scared sitting close to guys. "THAT WAS THEN"

Panshow: Very funny. When i was a kid, we were told in sunday school class dat on d last day, angels wil blow off their trumpets. So whenever a passin by car beeps its horn & i didn't see d car, i'll quickly assumed dat it's an angel dat blew its trumpet. I go com dey fear say world don end.

muhehehehehehe. so u dey fear rapture?

i was told if u eat fish head, ur head will be big...i thought babies come from the anus..but one thn dt surprised me most is how i hear sounds from a speaker

That Isreal, Jerusalem, Nazareth etc were in haven.

As a male kid, i was told that the slightest body contact (even just holding hands) with a female will automatically result to pregnancy. I never discovered the truth until i started taking biology classes. I feel like giving my mum a knock for the smooches i missed earlier on!

Dujardin: when i was a kid, i had this belive that a woman gets pregnant when she sleep beside a man.......and back then, my daddy is very tall!

I actually had this believe until I was 17 years old when I argued with my classmates that once you lie down on the same bed with a female, you'll get her pregnant.

I also wondered why pastors who preached against fornication had wives that they slept with.

after my parents told us stories about what they experienced during the civil war,each time we see any helicopter on air we rush and hide under the bed,thinking that theres gonna be bombing..
Secondly,i found it very hard to believe that my parents actually made love which resulted to our birth,i used to think they are too clean to do such a thing.....we use to call it ''ihe iberibe'' .....meaning..foolish,naughty or nasty thing...SMH

Piyke: I still remember crying heavily the day i swallowed an orange seed and my mum told me it was going to grow out of my head. Sounds funny now but omo i cried and cried until i was told it wont happen

lol. I was told this too.

My mum told me that drinking coconut water makes one dull.

When I was a child, our landlord was a short man. I would always look at the height of the man and the height of the two storey building and wonder how the man was able to build the house.

when I was much younger, I used to believe that if I touch any of the buttons on the dash board while my dad's driving, that the car would somersault, that was what I was made to believe so I can keep calm while sitting in the front seat!

OMG! Even as a young teen, I still wondered how cars would know the car has gotten to a sharp bend and the car makes turning itself while in motion.

weneva one of my teeth falls off, my mom will collect it & say sh'll use it as maggi 4 d food i believed it 100%

ℓ☺ℓ @ all the ^^

Once my dad bought a new car and he gave me a ride in it explaining it was unregistered and dat it could get stolen if not registered. I embarrassingly told him to write his name on it; just like we were taught in school to write our names on our books. Lmao

I still cringe from dat incident.

i was told that somebody is inside radio tallking.. And remember my dad open that big kenwood speaker one day to repair but cud not find any.

Dat if u were beaten wit broom ur pen*s ill go inside. So i'l hav to touch it anytime i got beaten wit broom.