ball passed quickly by the ladies but bunmioguns intercepts the ball, passes eke, eke reaches homar, homar beats booqee, lays one cool pass to me, i beat idowu, beat vicky, comes face to face with bigvajina, i fire one shot but hey. . .the ball cannot be found, where did the ball go now??

slimyem: abeg,which one be cotton sports o?

the best club in the world located at the sub sharan desert via sudan enroute to somali.am proud of u gurl.i no say u go do them(somalians) proud

collects d ball, drible pass booqee who beats him wit her bo.ob, he did nt bother, he passes to bin, who drible pass vivly, oh no, bin abt falling, bt manage to pass to ekeroyal, chai, come see dis pot belly guy as he dey run, bigvagina intercepts him bt he manages to pass to lalaosky who nets d ball inside. . .and its a gooal. . .d score is now 2:1. . . .

bin gbagbo:
passes the ball to bunmi, bunmi passes back to me, still inside the centre circle, shoots, its a goàaaaaaal!!!


1-1

the refree and crowd r so estactic by bunmi's goal that they decyd to cancel switchic goal for using crack to dribble five hefty young men including lalaosky the nairaland vidic.scores z now 1-0

bunmioguns: collects d ball, drible pass booqee who beats him wit her bo.ob, he did nt bother, he passes to bin, who drible pass vivly, oh no, bin abt falling, bt manage to pass to ekeroyal, chai, come see dis pot belly guy as he dey run, bigvagina intercepts him bt he manages to pass to lalaosky who nets d ball inside. . .and its a gooal. . .d score is now 2:1. . . .

rushes ova to bumni, ekyroyal, bin and co to celebrate d poznan dance with them...wot a cracker by lalaosky

. . .gets the ball, locates mikuz at the far side, mikuz beats vicky and lays a cool one to eke, eke passes on to lalaosky, lalaosky strikes and oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, over rhe baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. ..

meanwhile bushy-anus is warming up on the touchline

too bad!!!!

am not a football fan

but am enjoying it all the way


nice 1 Bin gbagbo

lalaosky:
the refree and crowd r so estactic by bunmi's goal that they decyd to cancel switchic goal for using crack to dribble five hefty young men including lalaosky the nairaland vidic.scores z now 1-0

u wish! 1-1 game on

Homar gives the ball to the brillaint bin who lays it to el guapo who is lookin confused having been clubless for so long...he magically pases the ball to lalaosky who does a cristiano ronaldo step overs to liv vicky, bado, switchgurl in a trance...jes as he z about to unleash a heavy shot pass big vajaina, boobsqee uses her milk refinenary to dislocate his buccal cavity...lalaosky z injured!...mikuz signals for the refree to take him off...bushy anus reaplaces him and lalaosky rushes str8 to the intrenet.logs in on BET365 and bets a whooping 10,000 2go credits on to top dustbin gbagbo's head to score a scintillatin hat trick pass this hapless and clueless fake female team
bin, bin, bin...how many wey i call ur name...no try make loose this bet...na last hope of recharging my etisalat line for the free 15MB

Na wa ooo,it is only boobsqee bosom dat is causing injury...

A pinpoint cross from mikuz from the far left . . .but bin failed to get to the end of it. What a cross!

lalaosky: Homar gives the ball to the brillaint bin who lays it to el guapo who is lookin confused having been clubless for so long...he magically pases the ball to lalaosky who does a cristiano ronaldo step overs to liv vicky, bado, switchgurl in a trance...jes as he z about to unleash a heavy shot pass big vajaina, boobsqee uses her milk refinenary to dislocate his buccal cavity...lalaosky z injured!...mikuz signals for the refree to take him off...bushy anus reaplaces him and lalaosky rushes str8 to the intrenet.logs in on BET365 and bets a whooping 10,000 2go credits on to top dustbin gbagbo's head to score a scintillatin hat trick pass this hapless and clueless fake female team
bin, bin, bin...how many wey i call ur name...no try make loose this bet...na last hope of recharging my etisalat line for the free 15MB

who is this please? Are you ok? Me wey go play 90 mins. *gives him a hot slap inside the pitch*

mikuz: who is this please? Are you ok? Me wey go play 90 mins. *gives him a hot slap inside the pitch*

*referee gives mikuz red card!*

swtchicgurl:

*referee gives mikuz red card!*

red card for where? You've started seeing things. *gives her a dirty slap*

swtchicgurl:

*referee gives mikuz red card!*

meanwhile not knowing swtchgurl is rather seeing her period

referee signals the medical team to bring stretcher

**enters d electrical room and turned off d control switch**
D whole stadium is in darkness**
Rushes into pitch with my nokia torchlight looking for boobsquee bosoms.

*grabs d torch light from hand and search frantically for mikuz*
meanwhile dani1loff looks for a post to hide

Thread closed

Vivly: Thread closed

gives her a resounding slap...on's the light and the whole stadium is in shock seeing switchicgurl givin bin a BLow.job...
Bin maka y...u no no say i bet ontop ur caterpillar head?...*pissed*

lalaosky:
gives her a resounding slap...on's the light and the whole stadium is in shock seeing switchicgurl givin bin a BLow.job...
Bin maka y...u no no say i bet ontop ur caterpillar head?...*pissed*

gets up, sees bunmi with the ball, beats one man, beats another man, locates mikuz, what can mikuz do, he finds bushy, bushy beats booqee and booqee falls down, i get the ball, but passes homar and rush to go lie on booqee

crazy people everywhere

Homar playing selfishly like his club team mate arjern robben . Beats vivly and now now remaining only booqee and he looking at booqee boooobies and bigvarjina collects d ball from him and shoot a thunderous shot and scores . Homar and bin complaining to d refre that booqee booooobies is causing problem for d guys in d pitch but d refre is having non of it .

El Guapo: Gaffer U had berra get me Off this Game Lest i'll Squeeze Some Boobs -- I cant even take a Shot On target cos of Blocking Boobs

boobsqeee, u c wot u r causin...borntofork, tot u r d coach...do something to this evil bedeveling the male strikers

I just de post since non of those girls make attempt to play ball/bosom to me, abeg boobsqee play ur ball make i catch.

T-smooth:
I just de post since non of those girls make attempt to play ball/bosom to me, abeg boobsqee play ur ball make i catch.

* refree shows him red card for indecency*

bunmioguns: collects d ball, drible pass booqee who beats him wit her bo.ob, he did nt bother, he passes to bin, who drible pass vivly, oh no, bin abt falling, bt manage to pass to ekeroyal, chai, come see dis pot belly guy as he dey run, bigvagina intercepts him bt he manages to pass to lalaosky who nets d ball inside. . .and its a gooal. . .d score is now 2:1. . . .

Bunmi! Bunmi! Bunmi! How dare you call me 'pot belly'? What nonsense? Calls him close, prays for him & sends him to Priest Otooro. The priest sprinkles cele water on his head and gives him 24 strokes. Bumni is now sidelined for 6 months -injury like Wilshere. What a pity.

Its homar again with d ball he gives a one two pass with bin and it sees him one on one with d keeper he shoots but d keeper pushes it out and ekeroyal goes for d rebound shot but booqee booooooogies intercept and it bounce back and hits homars face and he is been taking to d sideline for treatment . And he is back in d pitch with a bandage over one eye and pop on one leg . Today na today if homar no squeeze those boooooobies dry d guys will find it difficult to score .

Homar: Its homar again with d ball he gives a one two pass with bin and it sees him one on one with d keeper he shoots but d keeper pushes it out and ekeroyal goes for d rebound shot but booqee booooooogies intercept and it bounce back and hits homars face and he is been taking to d sideline for treatment . And he is back in d pitch with a bandage over one eye and pop on one leg . Today na today if homar no squeeze those boooooobies dry d guys will find it difficult to score .

live dat boob.y...i have olready booked it jor

El Guapo: **Half Time Whistle Goes**

WhispeRs to Switchgurl who've been givin' him a torrid time to Meet wiv him ASAP at the Stadia's Men toilet - Urgent Converso before the Second half Insues!

meanwhile the babe the follow me instead, guapo is still at the toilet

bin gbagbo:

meanwhile the babe the follow me instead, guapo is still at the toilet

Cant Keep Waiting - takes a Peep frm the Window and sights Bin tryin to lure Switch towards the backyard!

Wont hesitate! Grabs 4 Sharp Cutlasses and goes after him

"I been tell them say this match no fit finish peacefully, our captain Is surely the Scapegoat"