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Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 8:44am On Jul 16, 2012
*whistling* Prrr! Prrrrrriiiii!! Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Homar(m): 9:49am On Jul 16, 2012
Lwkmdo . Lmfao . Lol . Too funny
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by miteolu(m): 1:23pm On Jul 17, 2012
THIS MATCH SHOULD BE HOME & AWAY GAME. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by EFULEFU1(m): 1:27pm On Jul 17, 2012
scores, goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by dani1luv: 1:40pm On Jul 17, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Ajibel(m): 1:43pm On Jul 17, 2012
This is real madness grin grin grin
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by dani1luv: 1:46pm On Jul 17, 2012
Vivly: *grabs d torch light from hand and search frantically for mikuz*
meanwhile dani1loff looks for a post to hide
LMAO! grin grin grin grin grin grin

Slaps you off the pitch in Liu Kang style angry angry angry grin grin grin
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 1:53pm On Jul 17, 2012
Ajibel: This is real madness grin grin grin




be careful!!! angry u no dey respect? angry
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Ajibel(m): 1:59pm On Jul 17, 2012
bin gbagbo:



be careful!!! angry u no dey respect? angry

are u high? who is meant to be more respected? you or i? put it up in a poll if you doubt it's me
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 2:06pm On Jul 17, 2012
Ajibel:

are u high? who is meant to be more respected? you or i? put it up in a poll if you doubt it's me


ok, ask that useless dani to do a poll grin
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Ajibel(m): 2:16pm On Jul 17, 2012
bin gbagbo:

ok, ask that useless dani to do a poll grin

no you ask dani, or are you scared of the useless mod
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by dani1luv: 2:30pm On Jul 17, 2012
Ajibel:

no you ask dani, or are you scared of the useless mod
me useless??
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 2:59pm On Jul 17, 2012
dani1luv:
me useless??



no be me talk oooo!! angry
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jul 17, 2012
bin gbagbo:


no be me talk oooo!! angry

U DEY FEAR DANI?
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 4:17pm On Jul 17, 2012
EFULEFU1: scores, goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
mtcheeeewww...u neva trap ball yet u scored?...*gives her a dirty slap and shoves her back to bin gbagbo memorial hospital of dejected souls*
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 4:18pm On Jul 17, 2012
lalaosky:
mtcheeeewww...u neva trap ball yet u scored?...*gives her a dirty slap and shoves her back to bin gbagbo memorial hospital of dejected souls*

lwkmh cheesy
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 5:31pm On Jul 17, 2012
~vicky~:


U DEY FEAR DANI?



allah forbid! i dont fear that pig one bit angry na only ban i dey fear, but even if he tries ban, i will invoke sango to deal with him grin grin
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jul 17, 2012
miteolu: THIS MATCH SHOULD BE HOME & AWAY GAME. grin grin grin grin grin

Fifa are Doin everything within their Capability to Schedule the Return Leg at the Players Respective Bedrooms! cheesy cheesy grin

**Second Half Whistle Goes**

And the ball is been kicked around the Ladies half -- Vicky to Switch back to Vicky who drills a Long pass towards the Guys half, its superbly controlled on the Chest by Booqee who feeds Vivly. . .a wicked right foot shot by the Attacker sails into the bottom corner of the Net 2-2! {Where was the Defense} shocked shocked shocked

Guapo Walks Up to the Goalkeeper who should have spared the Sleeping Defense Blunder and Gives him his Twitter Username ''Mate Its Guapo6, i promise to tweet how stupid u are at One On Ones''
angry angry angry
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 5:47pm On Jul 17, 2012
scores is now 2-2, which is so embarassing,

bunmi passes eke, eke tries to run pass bigvajina but ball quickly intercepted by the ladies, who is this vicky, vicky on the run, she beats one man, beats another man, dribbles cunninly homar but hey, lalaosky brings her down in the 18 yard and referee whistles for penaltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy for the sex-starved ladies grin. . .booqee picks the ball to go and effect it. . . .
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by swtchicgurl: 5:57pm On Jul 17, 2012
smh
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 6:13pm On Jul 17, 2012
**Penalty to be taken by Vivly who arguably have been incredibly in this match**

She takes first step Second step and and and Inexplicably shoots the ball straight at Bin Gbagbo's Big Peniis! shocked shocked

YEPA! Our Captain Is on the Ground . . .MEDICS!

The Ref have to Show her the Matching Orders -- Thats Footballing Assault
grin grin grin
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 7:09pm On Jul 17, 2012
El Guapo: **Penalty to be taken by Vivly who arguably have been incredibly in this match**

She takes first step Second step and and and Inexplicably shoots the ball straight at Bin Gbagbo's Big Peniis! shocked shocked

YEPA! Our Captain Is on the Ground . . .MEDICS!

The Ref have to Show her the Matching Orders -- Thats Footballing Assault
grin grin grin



el, are u sure u are watching the match??

meanwhile booqee shoots. . .and its over the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!

referee shows booqee the yellow card for stup!d play
cool
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jul 17, 2012
^^^ lmao



grin
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Homar(m): 9:06pm On Jul 17, 2012
Now boogieee with d ball she passes to vivly who dribbles eke to d ground now she has only homar to deal with before getting one on one to the keeper and she dribbles homar to d flor but homar grabs her boooooobies to gain balance and d refre blows for a penalty and shows homar d red card . Now booogieee to take d penalty . She takes a run and shoots with her booooobies instead of her leg and scores . 3-2 . Now d guys are 1 man down and with two big boooooobies to deal with . While leaving d pitch homar whispers to bin ear to make sure that booqee gets a booobie injury .
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 9:18pm On Jul 17, 2012
Seeing the scores z at 2-2 with bin misfiring, lalaosky decyds to show d stuff he z made of...he collects a through pass from el guapo (who is facing a lifetym ban for dreamin of seeing bin's blokus) and zig-zags his way through the crooked-shaped female players...sagallo's boobsqee(while dodging her weapon of bre.ast destruction), dribles badosky, efulefu,switchicgurl,jackpot....with big vajaina left alone in d post, lalaosky decyds to take one last luk to his left b4 unleashin a screamer pass d d useless goalie and the next tn d crowd hears from lala is ''chineke ooooooo....am i dreamin''...lala is stunned by vickys seductive semi-revealed figure 8 body...chisos!..i tot boobsqee had it ol!...while stupidly eyeing vicky assnal, he z met by thunderous slaps by bin,dani,bunmi and el guapo among numerous ''thunda faya u'' '' ur fada yansh' ''oloshi, toto go kill''...partially blinded by d slaps and beatings, the love crazed lala manages to say ''if toto no kill me wetin go kill me...mek una park one side mek i view bo.ooby abeg''
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 9:23pm On Jul 17, 2012
~vicky~:


lwkmh cheesy
u dey mynd dat bench warmer?...person wey neva enta pitch wan score...na God go save am if she go make am out of bin's hospital for mad people alive
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 11:39pm On Jul 17, 2012
Number one shirt for me! Lovely! grin grin
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 11:47pm On Jul 17, 2012
The resumption of hostilities. The atmosphere here is bordering on the frenetic! Tackles have been flying in!

bunmioguns is complaining to the coach that he would rather KEEP than STRIKE! Fluid26 obliges him and takes his position! Fluid26 exchanges shirts with bunmioguns and is now adorning the number 10 shirt. Bunmioguns smiles *sheepishly and struts his stuff to the 18 yard box. grin

With fluid26 as the top marksman now...the ladies are in for a venomous fight! angry May God have mercy on dem! grin
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 12:18am On Jul 18, 2012
Seeing as the team is one-man down, Seun the special one has decided to change the formation to 4-4-1 . He withdraws bin-bagbo to midfield....leaving the striking superstar Fluid26 as a point man. grin

Bin bagbo retorts rudely like his brother Ikemefuna always does after drinking his master's wine. angry however, the fear of a ban makes him accept the role and follow instructions. He blends in and begins to orchestrate the midfield.

FOUL! Swtchicgurl has brought down ekeroyal...the referee beckons her...she gets off with a warning! Ekeroyal with a low pass to el guapo...who flicks a magnificent through ball to bin gbagbo. Gbagbo runs down right with the ball, dribbles past boobsqee, crosses the ball down left to Fluid26. Oh! What vision!! shocked Fluid traps the ball in mid-air, does a 180-degree turn in a split second...takes a quick glance at the post...aims for the top right corner........and WHAM!

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!

It is in! A very classy finish...from a player of huge quality! grin Ooooh! He steadied himself...he looked around...took the applause of the crowd...and then he finished them off! A remarkable finish! grin

3-2 the scoreline!
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Ishilove: 12:42am On Jul 18, 2012
fluid26: Seeing as the team is one-man down, Seun the special one has decided to change the formation to 4-4-1 . He withdraws bin-bagbo to midfield....leaving the striking superstar Fluid26 as a point man. grin

Bin bagbo retorts rudely like his brother Ikemefuna always does after drinking his master's wine. angry however, the fear of a ban makes him accept the role and follow instructions. He blends in and begins to orchestrate the midfield.

FOUL! Swtchicgurl has brought down ekeroyal...the referee beckons her...she gets off with a warning! Ekeroyal with a low pass to el guapo...who flicks a magnificent through ball to bin gbagbo. Gbagbo runs down right with the ball, dribbles past boobsqee, crosses the ball down left to Fluid26. Oh! What vision!! shocked Fluid traps the ball in mid-air, does a 180-degree turn in a split second...takes a quick glance at the post...aims for the top right corner........and WHAM!

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!

It is in! A very classy finish...from a player of huge quality! grin Ooooh! He steadied himself...he looked around...took the applause of the crowd...and then he finished them off! A remarkable finish! grin

3-2 the scoreline!
You get time
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 7:19am On Jul 18, 2012
Ishilove:
You get time

yeah baby! Lots of it! shocked shall we put it to good use? wink indulge me! grin
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by swtchicgurl: 8:27am On Jul 18, 2012
fluid26:

yeah baby! Lots of it! shocked shall we put it to good use? wink indulge me! grin

U WISH!

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