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Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by ekeroyal(m): 9:13am On Jul 18, 2012
@fluid26, am not sure how old you are but you must be that young to over indulge in PES esp. The 2010 edition. Thanks for patronizing and even at that, I doubt if you got the original copy.

And to all who have acted as commentators in here, can't you guys say something different apart for me bringing down somebody or been taken out by another? angry
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 9:19am On Jul 18, 2012
hehehehe...eediat! grin grin don't worry, BIG VAJINA go soon give u injury undecided .
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 9:22am On Jul 18, 2012
swtchicgurl:

U WISH!

yea yea...whatever! undecided
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by ekeroyal(m): 9:26am On Jul 18, 2012
fluid26: hehehehe...eediat! grin grin don't worry, BIG VAJINA go soon give u injury undecided .

Pagal+wiener=fluid26
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 9:30am On Jul 18, 2012
fluid26: Seeing as the team is one-man down, Seun the special one has decided to change the formation to 4-4-1 . He withdraws bin-bagbo to midfield....leaving the striking superstar Fluid26 as a point man. grin

Bin bagbo retorts rudely like his brother Ikemefuna always does after drinking his master's wine. angry however, the fear of a ban makes him accept the role and follow instructions. He blends in and begins to orchestrate the midfield.

FOUL! Swtchicgurl has brought down ekeroyal...the referee beckons her...she gets off with a warning! Ekeroyal with a low pass to el guapo...who flicks a magnificent through ball to bin gbagbo. Gbagbo runs down right with the ball, dribbles past boobsqee, crosses the ball down left to Fluid26. Oh! What vision!! shocked Fluid traps the ball in mid-air, does a 180-degree turn in a split second...takes a quick glance at the post...aims for the top right corner........and WHAM!

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!

It is in! A very classy finish...from a player of huge quality! grin Ooooh! He steadied himself...he looked around...took the applause of the crowd...and then he finished them off! A remarkable finish! grin

3-2 the scoreline!
*a thunderous slap frm lala wakes the dreamer up from his dreams...mumu..u cant evn catch a weak shot from boobsqee bre.ast na im u dey think of scorin?...spilt sec ko! 180 degrees ni!..refree gives fluid a yellow card for dayreamin*.
Game resumes
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 9:39am On Jul 18, 2012
ooooooh! What's happening? It seems there is an argument on the pitch! Ekeroyal is caught on camera...racially abusing his teammate! shocked lawd have mercy! Where are his manners? What happened to professionalism?

Seun, the head coach is enraged...he runs into the pitch...gives ekeroyal a thunderous right hand slap...follows it up with a left jab beneath the jaw shocked ...and another right jab on his face...good lawd! Seun is running amok! shocked ekeroyal has collapsed! He needs help! The medics run into the pitch...throw him into a stretcher and wheel him away!

What a match! shocked Drama! This has got to go down as a historic event! grin
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by swtchicgurl: 9:44am On Jul 18, 2012
fluid26: ooooooh! What's happening? It seems there is an argument on the pitch! Ekeroyal is caught on camera...racially abusing his teammate! shocked lawd have mercy! Where are his manners? What happened to professionalism?

Seun, the head coach is enraged...he runs into the pitch...gives ekeroyal a thunderous right hand slap...follows it up with a left jab beneath the jaw shocked ...and another right jab on his face...good lawd! Seun is running amok! shocked ekeroyal has collapsed! He needs help! The medics run into the pitch...throw him into a stretcher and wheel him away!

What a match! shocked Drama! This has got to go down as a historic event! grin

are you serious?
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 9:58am On Jul 18, 2012
fluid26: ooooooh! What's happening? It seems there is an argument on the pitch! Ekeroyal is caught on camera...racially abusing his teammate! shocked lawd have mercy! Where are his manners? What happened to professionalism?

Seun, the head coach is enraged...he runs into the pitch...gives ekeroyal a thunderous right hand slap...follows it up with a left jab beneath the jaw shocked ...and another right jab on his face...good lawd! Seun is running amok! shocked ekeroyal has collapsed! He needs help! The medics run into the pitch...throw him into a stretcher and wheel him away!

What a match! shocked Drama! This has got to go down as a historic
event! grin




grin grin grin ekeroyal is declared clinically dead by the medics.....another patrice Muamba?? grin

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Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 10:02am On Jul 18, 2012
Bin, u no release substitute list? angry we need a replacement for the dead player... undecided
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by uprigtd: 1:31pm On Jul 18, 2012
D faNz R sOBIng, ekeROYAL has nAW NAw diED...
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bunmioguns(m): 5:13pm On Jul 18, 2012
I wan leave dis game cos e be like say all dis babe jst dey hide their bobby undecided undecided undecided
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 5:59pm On Jul 18, 2012
**Goes Over to where Vivly Is**

Er Vivly Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Give me Ur 2go Username
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 9:40pm On Jul 18, 2012
when this silly referee go award some penalty for me. . . angry
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by ekeroyal(m): 11:35pm On Jul 18, 2012
^It's your fathers that died and were stretched of the pitch only to be declared physically & spiritually dead. Gambaris! angry
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by jackpot(f): 3:55am On Jul 19, 2012
El Guapo: **Goes Over to where Vivly Is**

Er Vivly Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Give me Ur 2go Username
undecided undecided undecided
2go get Spanish version? tongue
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 8:48am On Jul 19, 2012
jackpot: 2go get Spanish version? tongue

Not Like as if u're Goin' to Present ya Ill mannered Childish Acts on evry NL Thread?! undecided undecided
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by swtchicgurl: 10:00am On Jul 19, 2012
MTCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*exits thread completely* angry
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by jackpot(f): 1:16pm On Jul 19, 2012
El Guapo:

Not Like as if u're Goin' to Present ya Ill mannered Childish Acts on evry NL Thread?! undecided undecided
i only asked a kweshun, you this darkskinned skinny NIQQA.

Ain't it time you gonna ask Seun to change your username to El-Enyimba? tongue

Can't forget the day Dude yarned me say he grad. at Universidad du Complutense la Madrid. Never knew NOUN gat spanish nickname. wink cheesy

maybe you felt I gat booobies. . .

*hisses twice*

SMH
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by dani1luv: 1:53pm On Jul 19, 2012
issss a Goal
dani1luv scorreeed grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 2:00pm On Jul 19, 2012
jackpot: i only asked a kweshun, you this darkskinned skinny NIQQA.

Ain't it time you gonna ask Seun to change your username to El-Enyimba? tongue

Can't forget the day Dude yarned me say he grad. at Universidad du Complutense la Madrid. Never knew NOUN gat spanish nickname. wink cheesy

maybe you felt I gat booobies. . .

*hisses twice*

SMH





dirty bush pig!!!
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Vivly(f): 3:32pm On Jul 19, 2012
El Guapo: **Goes Over to where Vivly Is**

Er Vivly Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Give me Ur 2go Username
undecided undecided undecided
i rili cant.
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Vivly(f): 3:36pm On Jul 19, 2012
El Guapo: **Goes Over to where Vivly Is**

Er Vivly Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Give me Ur 2go Username
undecided undecided undecided
sowwwwwwwwwwi i dont 2go chat. Y not buy me a bb so we culd ping?
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by jackpot(f): 6:18pm On Jul 19, 2012
dani1luv: issss a Goal
dani1luv scorreeed grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
yeah, as you no come tie water-proof for your kini, you scored for Ekaette's goalpost and she got preg. . . tongue tongue wink
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 8:31pm On Jul 19, 2012
jackpot: yeah, as you no come tie water-proof for your kini, you scored for Ekaette's goalpost and she got preg. . . tongue tongue wink

Dani must be a wonderful player cheesy
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 12:29am On Jul 20, 2012
jackpot: i only asked a kweshun, you this darkskinned skinny NIQQA.

Ain't it time you gonna ask Seun to change your username to El-Enyimba? tongue

Can't forget the day Dude yarned me say he grad. at Universidad du Complutense la Madrid. Never knew NOUN gat spanish nickname. wink cheesy

maybe you felt I gat booobies. . .

*hisses twice*

SMH

Your family tree must be a cactus
because you're all prickz. . .You mother is so old she went to
an antiques auction and people bid on her and that get me Askin' mate How were you born? Cos for Real Your dad has no ballz! And The gene pool could use a little chlorine. {Hope u did Biology?}

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool and I bet your mother has a lou bark! wink

Jacky but u know u really set low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

Lest i forget You have a good family tree though, but the crop is a failure. . .I don't mean to diss you bro, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue!

Jxt Prayin' u Get a Life cool
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 12:35am On Jul 20, 2012
Vivly:
sowwwwwwwwwwi i dont 2go chat. Y not buy me a bb so we culd ping?

**Clearz throat**

Is it after u Don Disgrace me finish for this match wiv plenty Overheads and Solos? Er Kwa? undecided
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 8:01am On Jul 20, 2012
El Guapo:

Your family tree must be a cactus
because you're all prickz. . .You mother is so old she went to
an antiques auction and people bid on her and that get me Askin' mate How were you born? Cos for Real Your dad has no ballz! And The gene pool could use a little chlorine. {Hope u did Biology?}

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool and I bet your mother has a lou bark! wink

Jacky but u know u really set low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

Lest i forget You have a good family tree though, but the crop is a failure. . .I don't mean to diss you bro, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue!

Jxt Prayin' u Get a Life cool
word! You hit d nail right on d head dude! grin

Jackass pls get a life.
#gbam! tongue
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 9:23am On Jul 20, 2012
booqee: word! You hit d nail right on d head dude! grin

Jackass pls get a life.
#gbam! tongue

Hope He abides wink wink
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Abyjah: 12:41pm On Jul 20, 2012
Abyjah: By the most sacred names of God, I summon ye powers that make obeisance before His throne to appear before me in sane forms.

*Forms begin to appear accompanied by lightening and thunderclaps*

Abyjah: You're wc o ye Hosts Of Throne, in peace have I called, so be peaceable.

Hosts Of Thrones: You called us down from our abode, Abyjah. How may we help you?

Abyjah: I need you to return all these lunatics to Gbagbo's asylum cos they're far from being sane!!!
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 12:53pm On Jul 20, 2012
Abyjah: Abyjah: By the most sacred names of God, I summon ye powers that make obeisance before His throne to appear before me in sane forms.

*Forms begin to appear accompanied by lightening and thunderclaps*

Abyjah: You're wc o ye Hosts Of Throne, in peace have I called, so be peaceable.

Hosts Of Thrones: You called us down from our abode, Abyjah. How may we help you?

Abyjah: I need you to return all these lunatics to Gbagbo's asylum cos they're far from being sane!!!



GUY, your momma never advise you to stay away from igbo??
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Abyjah: 1:05pm On Jul 20, 2012
bin gbagbo:


GUY, your momma never advise you to stay away from igbo??
#born2befool!# Watch your mouth b4 I go make you fall in love with craze woman pant :-
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 1:16pm On Jul 20, 2012
Abyjah: #born2befool!# Watch your mouth b4 I go make you fall in love with craze woman pant :-



boy, your mates are in class studying to pass their exams and u are here madding about?? na your papa i pity shocked shocked












bush pig!!!
angry

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