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Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by ekeroyal(m): 9:13am On Jul 18, 2012 |
@fluid26, am not sure how old you are but you must be that young to over indulge in PES esp. The 2010 edition. Thanks for patronizing and even at that, I doubt if you got the original copy. And to all who have acted as commentators in here, can't you guys say something different apart for me bringing down somebody or been taken out by another? |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 9:19am On Jul 18, 2012 |
hehehehe...eediat! don't worry, BIG VAJINA go soon give u injury . |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 9:22am On Jul 18, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: yea yea...whatever! |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by ekeroyal(m): 9:26am On Jul 18, 2012 |
fluid26: hehehehe...eediat! don't worry, BIG VAJINA go soon give u injury . Pagal+wiener=fluid26 |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 9:30am On Jul 18, 2012 |
fluid26: Seeing as the team is one-man down, Seun the special one has decided to change the formation to 4-4-1 . He withdraws bin-bagbo to midfield....leaving the striking superstar Fluid26 as a point man.*a thunderous slap frm lala wakes the dreamer up from his dreams...mumu..u cant evn catch a weak shot from boobsqee bre.ast na im u dey think of scorin?...spilt sec ko! 180 degrees ni!..refree gives fluid a yellow card for dayreamin*. Game resumes |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 9:39am On Jul 18, 2012 |
ooooooh! What's happening? It seems there is an argument on the pitch! Ekeroyal is caught on camera...racially abusing his teammate! lawd have mercy! Where are his manners? What happened to professionalism? Seun, the head coach is enraged...he runs into the pitch...gives ekeroyal a thunderous right hand slap...follows it up with a left jab beneath the jaw ...and another right jab on his face...good lawd! Seun is running amok! ekeroyal has collapsed! He needs help! The medics run into the pitch...throw him into a stretcher and wheel him away! What a match! Drama! This has got to go down as a historic event! |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by swtchicgurl: 9:44am On Jul 18, 2012 |
fluid26: ooooooh! What's happening? It seems there is an argument on the pitch! Ekeroyal is caught on camera...racially abusing his teammate! lawd have mercy! Where are his manners? What happened to professionalism? are you serious? |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 9:58am On Jul 18, 2012 |
fluid26: ooooooh! What's happening? It seems there is an argument on the pitch! Ekeroyal is caught on camera...racially abusing his teammate! lawd have mercy! Where are his manners? What happened to professionalism? ekeroyal is declared clinically dead by the medics.....another patrice Muamba?? 1 Like |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 10:02am On Jul 18, 2012 |
Bin, u no release substitute list? we need a replacement for the dead player... |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by uprigtd: 1:31pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
D faNz R sOBIng, ekeROYAL has nAW NAw diED... |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bunmioguns(m): 5:13pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
I wan leave dis game cos e be like say all dis babe jst dey hide their bobby |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 5:59pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
**Goes Over to where Vivly Is** Er Vivly Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Give me Ur 2go Username |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 9:40pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
when this silly referee go award some penalty for me. . . |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by ekeroyal(m): 11:35pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
^It's your fathers that died and were stretched of the pitch only to be declared physically & spiritually dead. Gambaris! |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by jackpot(f): 3:55am On Jul 19, 2012 |
El Guapo: **Goes Over to where Vivly Is**2go get Spanish version? |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 8:48am On Jul 19, 2012 |
jackpot: 2go get Spanish version? Not Like as if u're Goin' to Present ya Ill mannered Childish Acts on evry NL Thread?! |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by swtchicgurl: 10:00am On Jul 19, 2012 |
MTCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *exits thread completely* |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by jackpot(f): 1:16pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
El Guapo:i only asked a kweshun, you this darkskinned skinny NIQQA. Ain't it time you gonna ask Seun to change your username to El-Enyimba? Can't forget the day Dude yarned me say he grad. at Universidad du Complutense la Madrid. Never knew NOUN gat spanish nickname. maybe you felt I gat booobies. . . *hisses twice* SMH |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by dani1luv: 1:53pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
issss a Goal dani1luv scorreeed |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 2:00pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
jackpot: i only asked a kweshun, you this darkskinned skinny NIQQA. dirty bush pig!!! |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Vivly(f): 3:32pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
El Guapo: **Goes Over to where Vivly Is**i rili cant. |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Vivly(f): 3:36pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
El Guapo: **Goes Over to where Vivly Is**sowwwwwwwwwwi i dont 2go chat. Y not buy me a bb so we culd ping? |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by jackpot(f): 6:18pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
dani1luv: issss a Goalyeah, as you no come tie water-proof for your kini, you scored for Ekaette's goalpost and she got preg. . . |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 8:31pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
jackpot: yeah, as you no come tie water-proof for your kini, you scored for Ekaette's goalpost and she got preg. . . Dani must be a wonderful player |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 12:29am On Jul 20, 2012 |
jackpot: i only asked a kweshun, you this darkskinned skinny NIQQA. Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all prickz. . .You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her and that get me Askin' mate How were you born? Cos for Real Your dad has no ballz! And The gene pool could use a little chlorine. {Hope u did Biology?} You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool and I bet your mother has a lou bark! Jacky but u know u really set low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. Lest i forget You have a good family tree though, but the crop is a failure. . .I don't mean to diss you bro, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue! Jxt Prayin' u Get a Life |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 12:35am On Jul 20, 2012 |
Vivly: **Clearz throat** Is it after u Don Disgrace me finish for this match wiv plenty Overheads and Solos? Er Kwa? |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 8:01am On Jul 20, 2012 |
El Guapo:word! You hit d nail right on d head dude! Jackass pls get a life. #gbam! |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 9:23am On Jul 20, 2012 |
booqee: word! You hit d nail right on d head dude! Hope He abides |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Abyjah: 12:41pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
Abyjah: By the most sacred names of God, I summon ye powers that make obeisance before His throne to appear before me in sane forms. *Forms begin to appear accompanied by lightening and thunderclaps* Abyjah: You're wc o ye Hosts Of Throne, in peace have I called, so be peaceable. Hosts Of Thrones: You called us down from our abode, Abyjah. How may we help you? Abyjah: I need you to return all these lunatics to Gbagbo's asylum cos they're far from being sane!!! |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 12:53pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
Abyjah: Abyjah: By the most sacred names of God, I summon ye powers that make obeisance before His throne to appear before me in sane forms. GUY, your momma never advise you to stay away from igbo?? |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Abyjah: 1:05pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:#born2befool!# Watch your mouth b4 I go make you fall in love with craze woman pant :- |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 1:16pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
Abyjah: #born2befool!# Watch your mouth b4 I go make you fall in love with craze woman pant :- boy, your mates are in class studying to pass their exams and u are here madding about?? na your papa i pity bush pig!!!
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