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Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 7:05pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask, or not. Desperate times call for desperate measures so I'm forced to throw caution to the winds due to the direness of my situation. The thing is I'm really hungry right now, I mean the worms in my insides are gawning at my intestines. Since morning I haven't tasted anything called solid food, and damn it, boy's cashless. But I have a few shellfishes left (a relative of mine bought them when he came visiting yesterday). So I don't know whether God will get angry with me if I decide to make some shellfish stew. I'm really helpless here. Don't know what to do. Please help me Nairalanders from this dilemma... Should I damn the consequences and use the shellfishes to make stew, thereby invoking God's ire, or just quietly starve to death? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 7:29pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Cc: 4evergod/ Naijadeyhia KingEbukasblog anas09 felixomor True2god Engineerboat Damogul |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by felixomor: 7:32pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Hanaway: Use the shellfishes. If u are still not belly-ful, Go to he nearest church and ask them for food. They will give u. I hope this helps. Cheers 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:34pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
This is from Hanaway Hanaway: Hanaway: Hanaway: Felixomor beware ... another atheist looking for an opportunity to mock and ridicule Christians Modified : Hanaway has now apologized Hanaway: 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 7:36pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
felixomor:Thanks. But what about the strict warning God sounded in Leveticus 11:9-12? 1 Like |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by felixomor: 7:36pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog: Thanks, bro. I already gave him a response that will sink his boat before he even enters sea. E never jam. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:39pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
felixomor: His response with Leviticus 11:9-12 exposes his weak chicanery . . That's why he said he had shellfishes to eat These atheists are not smart at all . But I admire his bold attempt anywhere 3 Likes |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 7:40pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog: Must everything be about theist vs atheist to you? You need to see beyond theism-atheism scuffles. The case here is a serious one, especially as the life of a well-meaning Nairalander is involved. It's not a joking stuff. I will appreciate your input. 1 Like |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by felixomor: 7:42pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog: Lol. Thats why i told him to go ahead. I am sure he would be shocked. E never shee shumtin 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by yorhmienerd(m): 7:43pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Damn! KingEbukasBlog, Damn mehn, that was cool!!! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Sunnymatey(m): 7:44pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
It is situations like this that great men emerges. I can remember in 2009 when l was face with this same challenge, it was right at the floor where l layed waiting for dead that l got inspiration, today l dont lack say #100k at any given time. I have been of help to many. |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:45pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Hanaway: Dude , your game is up . Let me explain - Judaism is like a religion and tradition for the Jews only . That bible verse was the law that guided them those days . It does not apply to them or Christians now . You can eat your shellfishes . Nice try though 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 7:45pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
felixomor: Don't mind KingEbuka. He's just trying to deviate as usual. Please respond to my latest query. |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by felixomor: 7:47pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Hanaway: First go and eat. Then close this thread. The aim of the thread has been achieved. Ch33Rs 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:47pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
yorhmienerd: Thanks bro 1 Like |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:51pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
felixomor: These atheists are funny . The tactic was argumentum ad passiones - appeal to emotions Appeal to emotions don't work on Logicians E never shee shumtin They neva jam 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 7:52pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog: What game? Good to know. But I have not seen any verse in the new testament that states that abstaining from eating shellfishes is no longer prohibited. Why don't you provide the text where that assertion was made? It's important you do, sir. |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by availableisme: 7:53pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Hanaway what manner of tomfoolery is this? You already have a record just like the boy who kept crying wolf when there was no wolf and then when a real wolf appeared nobody took him seriously. I personally am not taking you seriously. You do not believe in God but you are scared of eating the shellfish you claim he outlawed in leviticus. Come on man enjoy your life. Barbecue or roast or grill the shellfish to your satisfaction and when done post a picture of the shellfish with Hanaway written on paper beside it so we can learn to sometimes take you literally. Ebuka the one who gave me the einstein carton i bless God for you. 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:54pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Hanaway: We are not mandated as Christians to obey Mosaic laws . And Mosaic laws don't apply to anyone now . Romans 10:4 4 For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to everyone who believes. |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by availableisme: 7:58pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog: The funny part is that some casual observer would have believed his childish lying tale. lol @ I am hungry but do not know if i should use the shellfish to prepare stew He is hungry but has money for pepper, tomatoes, onions, groundnut oil, vegetables for the stew. lmao 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 7:58pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
felixomor: I should have done that before now, but like I said, I'm ignorant as to whether God permits eating shellfishes or not because I have nothing on me right now, except the shellfishes. This thread could be informative to other christians who are waving in their faith as well. Let's keep it civil please. |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by availableisme: 8:00pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Hanaway: Lmao he says lets keep it civil please. Even in an alleged hunger he wishes to keep it civil and hold a discussion. You must be the most disloyally loyal atheist i have ever met. lmao 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 8:00pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
availableisme: This does not the least address the question, but you can give it a shot again. |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by availableisme: 8:01pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Hanaway: I did not see any question. What i saw was a joke. A funny one though with you as the main character. lol 2 Likes |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:02pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
availableisme: Exactly ! He had money to for all the ingredients for the stew but went ahead to buy shellfish not meat or fresh fish o oo just for him to come to Nairaland to ask us if God permits eating it The guy na correct comedian sha 2 Likes |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by felixomor: 8:02pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Hanaway: Ok, cheeRs You are not hungry. We r out. Bye 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Anas09: 8:02pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog:Thanks for this info Man. See this guy. I wonder why he tagged me. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Ranchhoddas: 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Now that I think about it, I realize I don't even know what shellfishes are. |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
availableisme: He is ravenous but still has the energy to hold civil discussions . When researches revealed that atheism has devestating effects on the brain , they thought it was a joke https://www.nairaland.com/3493419/researches-reveal-atheism-devastating-effects 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:05pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Anas09: He is a popular atheist with an alternate account that explains how he knows our monikers . |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 8:05pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog: Does that include the 10 commandments, or am I missing something? Romans 10:4 This particular verse is vague as vague can get. So, when you say that the arrival of Jesus has rendered the laws of the old days useless, are you actually referring to all mosiac laws or just a select few? Do explain. |
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Anas09: 8:06pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Hanaway:Why are you specific about the Shellfish? Why didn't you ask your Athiest brethren for money? Isn't Otem sharing money here? Why not pm him? Hmmm, these people. 1 Like 1 Share |
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