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Romance / Re: In Love With A Married Woman And This Is Happening.. by Therock5555(m): 5:45pm
marksonrick:


I'm no virgin bro. Just fear and I don't know why.

I lack self expression and also can't keep up with discussion.

I grew up as introvert and not knowing what to say at any point in time.

At times, when the event has happened, then, I will know a better response.

This afternoon, she came to work, she didn't come to my office, next thing I heard was Eric my boyfriend, Eric my boyfriend, where are you.

I was like what is this lady playing with me. I went to her office, I met her assistant, they share sane space. She has been on leave and resumed this morning.

I asked her why the shouting, she looked at me and her assistant. Few minutes later the assistant left for documentations.

I tried kissing her but she turned her cheek to me.

I told her to come to my place, she said no, that it won't work. I told her that we should try first, she repeated no.

I still persist then she asked if I deliver a baby that she'll come to my house?

I told her that I've been to her house, that she should come and know mine. She repeatedly said no.

I paused when I noticed her assistant is coming.



I am a full blown introvert too.

Always have been, always will be.

But that doesn't stop me from getting what I want, when I want.

I could be in a room and no one would know I exist but the moment I choose to speak, you'll be wondering why I did not say anything all this while.

So the fact that you're an introvert should even endear folks to you cause they can't predict your next course of action.

Be sneaky like a snake and be wise like a fox.

Shebi I said I won't even advice you for free again, ahhh. Lemme pause here with one useful advice, if you don't Gerrit, then forget abourrit.


Go Dark Mode on your Manager, if you don't understand, put your phone on dark mode and see something, if you still don't understand, come and pay lemme teach you more.


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Religion / Re: The Atheists Costly Error: Assumption That Everything REAL Must Be TANGIBLE by FRANCISTOWN: 5:45pm
TenQ:

I think you are too much in a hurry:

Is this premise below fundamentally true?

Known Facts:
1. The Universe began from a singularity some 13.8 billion years ago
2. Prior to this time t=0, all the laws of Physics and Chemistry do NOT exist and not in operation
3. Prior to this time t=0, space , time and matter did not exist
Well the thing is, no one knows. I mean the bigbang is still a theory and not a law. No one was really there to tell what happened.
We are only trying to make sense of things based on observations and Friedman and other mathematical equations.

Your question is more like a causality dilemma, the egg/hen paradox.

No scientist in the world can prove whether there were physical laws before the bigbang or whether they were simultaneously created alongside the universe.

Once upon a time, there was a singularity and this singularity was very hot and it was expanding and cooling very fast until it became what it is today. Well, interesting theory from our astrophysicists.

The answer to your question is. No one knows what really happened before the bigbang.

Time is imaginary, so some scientists agree that. Time must have been in existence even before the universe. That's why you see phrase such as "1 sec after the bigbang, the universe was..."

I repeat, no one knows.
Whether there was time, space and physical laws before the bigbang. We can't tell.

But after the bigbang at t=0. We are sure of matter, laws, principles and the continuation of time at t=0 + ∞.
Education / Re: The Plea Of University Lecturers To Teachers In Secondary Schools!!! by Frankking(m): 5:44pm
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Politics / Re: Abdulrahman Zubairu: β€œtinubu And His Ministers Are Just A Disappointment. by Good2go1: 5:44pm
May God help us on the hand of this criminals
Agriculture / Re: High Cost Of Day Old Chicks. What Is The Cause? Any Solution? by Ameboperoo(m): 5:44pm
Pepperdemisback:

It is normal Agric eggs, I know about.
To the best of my knowledge. Most egg commercial producers stock female only and the eggs from such farms can never hatch.
For an egg to be fertile, a rooster must hv mated with the layer.
I am open to corrections though if there are new technologies like artificial insemination etc..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by Emu4life(m): 5:44pm
Elusive001:




Iran?
Oh, oh, oh, your hope is on Iran that was humbled by Israel? Meanwhile Israel killed an Iranian inside Iran either yesterday or today .

New York Times, BBC, FOX, CNN or Times Of Israel.
Na media dem dey use now deceive gullible followers.
We told you guys real life War is not Hollywood and that Iran is not Palestinian Orphans, you think it's joke?

Meanwhile, we are still waiting for "Tehran would be leveled" crooners cheesy
Education / Re: The Plea Of University Lecturers To Teachers In Secondary Schools!!! by victory36(m): 5:44pm
ChangedMan1999:
Thunder fire πŸ”₯ you



Are universities better?

Universities where lecturers for no good, justiciable and reasonable reason will just be hating students


Where not less than 70percent of lecturers have tested the Kuntus of different female students


See, it is even lecturers that are encouraging laziness among the female gender; when these females finally experience that allowing them lecturers stab their womanliness won't kill them, rather it will result upgrading their actual score, they will be looking down on hardwork.



Lecturers will contribute to your low self esteem, which mostly last a life time; they will humiliate you in such a way that you strongly believe that you are a failure



Forget what Pan Africanists tell us about loving our blackness and continent Africa; black man is nearest to the giant fork wielding devil with tail.



Listening to these lecturers talking ill about politicians will leave you in wonder and aware; you will be like is it this heartless man that is talking about immorality of politicians





To hell with the opinion of university lecturers







Lastly telling secondary school teachers and parents to muster all their efforts for the development of students is like a dentist filling up a rotten tooth without first clearing the cavity. The government are the ones that should first be told to be responsible.

Due to governments callousness and wickedness parents who should chanel at least 50 percent of their energy on their children won't have no choice but to muster more of the energy on work in order to feed, shelter their family.


So government should first be talked to before writing hypocritical letter to parents and students


one cold beer for you sirπŸ™Œ
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by Elusive001: 5:44pm
olusipimp:

In ur dream... I'm not in support of what the islamist did but Israel should tread with caution cos they won't know what hit them. This isn't a Bible war but sophisticated weapons


Who go hit them? You?
Autos / Re: Ship Cars from the US (Copart, IAAI):Take Advantage of the Naira Appreciation! by Gimporters: 5:44pm
Tell us where the vehicle is and you can be rest assured.
Politics / Re: Lagos To Celebrate Yoruba Week Annually In September by lionshare: 5:44pm
lwisee:
Nice one.
And there should be a customized 'asoebi' which must be worn by everyone residing in Lagos be you Igbo or Hausa most especially traders across the state.
Failure to comply should attract stiff penalties.
This will be a constant reminder that Lagos is Yoruba land.

Landlord calm down! πŸ˜‚
Politics / Re: Michael Chibuzo Replies Obi's Criticism Of The Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway by nedu666: 5:44pm
9jatriot:
Is there anything wrong in doing the 2 at once. Must people do only linear projects? Is it a crime to do concurrent projects? Questions....


Would it make sense to construct another lagos Ibadan expressway that goes tru the Bush when there is an existing road. Or imagine construction of another steel mill while ajoakuta is left to rot.
Properties / Re: I Finally Moved Out Of Face Me I Face You by SlayQueenSlayer(m): 5:44pm
So you have no erotic story from your Face me, I Face you to share with us. Come on, you can do better. We all know a lot goes down there.
Politics / Re: House Of Representatives Summons Petroleum Minister Over Fuel Scarcity by goshee: 5:44pm
where are TINUBU'S/BUHARIS BINGOS? They are all patiently waiting for Obi's name to be mentioned.
Education / Re: The Plea Of University Lecturers To Teachers In Secondary Schools!!! by santaclaws: 5:44pm
My sentiments exactly. Everyone knows most WAEC results are rigged, not even up for debate. Maybe this year's JAMB would have been filled with rigged results if not for strictness.

The system we have needs to be overhauled. Those results are the reflection of our society. The ministry of education needs to step in...
Education / Re: The Plea Of University Lecturers To Teachers In Secondary Schools!!! by jojomario(m): 5:44pm
If whistle blowers are allowed to arrest most of these proprietors and head teachers. A lot will change. Most people know them in the communities.
Education / Re: The Plea Of University Lecturers To Teachers In Secondary Schools!!! by jiz: 5:43pm
Lecturers don do this one shegeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
ChangedMan1999:
Thunder fire πŸ”₯ you



Are universities better?

Universities where lecturers for no good, justiciable and reasonable reason will just be hating students


Where not less than 70percent of lecturers have tested the Kuntus of different female students


See, it is even lecturers that are encouraging laziness among the female gender; when these females finally experience that allowing them lecturers stab their womanliness won't kill them, rather it will result upgrading their actual score, they will be looking down on hardwork.



Lecturers will contribute to your low self esteem, which mostly last a life time; they will humiliate you in such a way that you strongly believe that you are a failure



Forget what Pan Africanists tell us about loving our blackness and continent Africa; black man is nearest to the giant fork wielding devil with tail.



Listening to these lecturers talking ill about politicians will leave you in wonder and aware; you will be like is it this heartless man that is talking about immorality of politicians





To hell with the opinion of university lecturers







Lastly telling secondary school teachers and parents to muster all their efforts for the development of students is like a dentist filling up a rotten tooth without first clearing the cavity. The government are the ones that should first be told to be responsible.

Due to governments callousness and wickedness parents who should chanel at least 50 percent of their energy on their children won't have no choice but to muster more of the energy on work in order to feed, shelter their family.


So government should first be talked to before writing hypocritical letter to parents and students


Education / Re: The Plea Of University Lecturers To Teachers In Secondary Schools!!! by Egalitarian1: 5:43pm
The ugly situation is really getting out of hand
Education / Re: The Plea Of University Lecturers To Teachers In Secondary Schools!!! by ironheart(m): 5:43pm
My point on earlier threads
Politics / Somebody With ₦80 Billion Can Spend ₦1 Million A Day For 80,000 Days- Seun Kuti by Gjrich(m): 5:43pm
Seun Kuti, the son of the renowned Fela Anikulapo Kuti, has raised concerns about Nigerian politician Yahaya Bello's alleged financial mismanagement.

Kuti pointed out the gravity of the issue by explaining the reported embezzlement of ₦80 billion. He clarified that this sum is massive, equivalent to 80,000 million.

To put it in perspective, Kuti illustrated that someone with ₦80 billion could spend ₦1 million daily for an astounding 80,000 days, which amounts to a staggering 219 years.

Kuti highlighted the excessive wealth accumulation and questioned the necessity of amassing such immense amounts. He emphasized that these funds could have a far greater impact if utilized to aid others instead of solely benefiting a select few individuals.

In a video Seun Kuti shared via his YouTube Channel, He said, β€œThey said Yahaya Bello has stolen ₦80 billion. Let’s go into the mathematics of what ₦80 billion is. ₦8 billion is 8, 000 millions. ₦80 billion is 80, 000 millions. Meaning somebody with ₦80 billion can spend ₦1 million a day for 80,000 days. I want to know who needs this kind of money? Is it that you need it?

So now, ₦1 million a day for 80,000 days. 80,000 days is 261 years (219 years actually). 80,000 days is 219 years of spending ₦1 million everyday. Are you telling me that this person needs this money or this person just want to make sure that that money is not used for the betterment of your life.”

Properties / Re: I Finally Moved Out Of Face Me I Face You by forerunner022(m): 5:43pm
Thank God for you
Religion / Re: Polygamist, if God Gave Him Wives, Why Did God Accuse Him Of Takin Sum1s Wife? by StillDtruth: 5:43pm
Westerhoffe:

...All your accusations against GOD are grievous acts of blasphemy and ridicule against the Almighty. You should be editing your comments instead of trying to condemn GOD to justify yourself.

Comparing GOD to Nigeria police still shows you're really dumb honestly.
If not that you're just so daft, how many years have David had his wives and their children? Why didn't GOD intervene and speak to him against them?

Why did GOD rather act so speedily when Uriah's wife was taken?[/b]

See it Madness Unlimited!!!
Autos / Re: Do You Need A Warehouse To Load and Ship Cars via Container From The US? by Gimporters: 5:43pm
Do you need a warehouse service?

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Crime / Re: Man Cut Off His wife's Hand Over ₦3000 In Jos (Graphics) by Cantonese: 5:43pm
This man certainly must be made to face Shariah treatment. He must not be allowed to have peace with his own hand. That machete must be used to severe his hand.

What a wicked man. What is 3,000 that made the evil man cut off that ladies hand? His punishment must be commensurate with the offense committed.

Why marry the lady in the first place? So if she took the entire 20k, that would have cost her life.

This is so painful.
Technology Market / Re: Dell E7450 Core I5 Motherboard For Sale by Exedyne: 5:43pm
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Autos / Re: 2023 Model Lexus Lx600 Toks Full Option Good Deal by hubcruz(m): 5:43pm
Still on
Properties / Re: I Finally Moved Out Of Face Me I Face You by Pootle: 5:43pm
congrats bro you funny
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Vehemently Condemns Lagos-Calabar Highway As A Misplaced Priority by lapintoz: 5:43pm
I beg let this man shut the Bleep up!

He is becoming a nuisance......

70 million Nigerians will benefit from this project. Each phase OF THE PROJECT will boost our GDP......is this man's IQ worse than the 3rd class he had in school?

Buhari did AKK Gas pipeline and rail line to maradi at a a cost of $6 billion.....100% paid for by FG.....Obi was deaf and dumb then.

I think craze don dey enter.....

But we will continue to enjoy the comic relief cos this man don turn to jester 😁
Properties / Re: I Finally Moved Out Of Face Me I Face You by Frankking(m): 5:43pm
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Literature / Re: Please Help Me, I Am Dying by yewit37486: 5:43pm
adamma24:


The guy uses so much energy to scam...instead of working

Honestly. The energy he uses to create multiple monikers each day would have earned him some money no matter how small if used productively.
Politics / Re: BRACED Commission: South South Govs Should Focus On Entrepreneurship - Siasia by Michaelmikki: 5:43pm
Ok
Politics / Re: Petrol Scarcity: IPMAN Threatens To Withdraw Services Over N200bn Bridging Claim by SoloCraft306: 5:43pm
This people Are still paying subsidy if not then what is that money for, if you continue to support this people at your own peril my brother be wise okay.

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