mazaje: Nice thread. . .

Thanks bro!

You are very creative. The Lord has blessed you with many talents, More annointing.

What about the Muslim and free thinkers team list?

enilove: You are very creative. The Lord has blessed you with many talents, More annointing.

What about the Muslim and free thinkers team list?

muslim? Do you want maclunji to throw bomb in this room

enilove: You are very creative. The Lord has blessed you with many talents, More annointing.

What about the Muslim and free thinkers team list?

Thanks man! Working on the Islam team list!

mumumugu: muslim? Do you want maclunji to throw bomb in this room

Can't stop laughing.
This will definitely ease today's stress.

striktlymi:
CHRISTIAN SECRET WEAPON: OBADIAH777

He needs no introduction! He is a 'one man riot squad'. Capable of taken a whole team of eleven players by himself. Whenever the going is not good and every member of the Christian eleven cannot play, then the coach can unleash this weapon of mass destruction. His ability to whip the fear of God into the hearts of 'heathens' is legendary.

Priceless!!!!

Laughter is the best medicine.
Much better than prayers (lol)

ISLAM INCREDIBLE TEAM

You just got to see it to believe it! Don't worry, you do not need glasses, you are indeed looking at a less than eleven man team list. This team is the very definition of small but mighty.

Records have been shattered by this team as they are the only team in the religious section that has never suffered a defeat both home and away...erm...erm...actually every match they play is done at home. Even when they go away, by some miracle the home team will find themselves on the field of this wonderful Islam team.

The team is lead by the ever efficient and able coach Maclatunji...who incidentally is also the referee of every match played by this team. If you are a betting man, then your money should be on this team...

TEAM C: Islam

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LINE-UP:

Goalkeeper: None

Are you in doubt about the empty goal post? You think its impractical to win a match without a goalkeeper?? You think its impossible to not concede a goal without a goal keeper?? Well, the Islam team has shown all who care to see that goalkeepers are overrated. Who is that striker with twenty heads who dare play the ball into an empty net where it is boldly written that SCORING A GOAL AGAINST THIS TEAM IS OFFENSIVE TO THE RULES!!!

Defenders: Right Centre Back: Lagosshia; Centre Back: BethaThings; Left Centre Back: tbaba1234

The trio of Lag, Betha and tbaba are indeed a beauty to watch. Truth be told, their defensive skills is top of the shelf stuff. Without worrying about conceding any goal from the opposition, they have ample opportunity to show off their ball joggling skills and also their prowess in supporting the attack.

Midfielders: Centre Midfield: Deols; justaqad

When you see these guys in action, the meaning of the word prolific comes to mind. With support coming from tbaba, Deols and justaqad are as deadly on the ball as they come. Their dribbles are just a beauty to behold. These guys strike fear in the hearts of defenders but there is just one snag...its against the rules to touch the ball when they make their beautiful runs...you are asking me why?...the last defender who asked me that question was given a red card by the coach referee.

Centre Forward: vedaxcool

This is the top striker of the record breaking team Islam. If you have seen the 'Dictator' (movie) you would understand why this guy is so prolific in front of goal...well you can say the goal has a way of being in front of him irrespective of the direction he is facing. This gangling striker has scored in every match played by team Islam...you better let him score or you would play that match from morning till evening until he scores...no be ojoro o, its just part of the golden rule.

COACH/REFEREE: Maclatunji

This team always brings smiles to the face of their coach. They have done so well this season and next season will not be different from the way things are going. With Maclatunji at the centre of every match played by this team, the cloud is just their starting point.

plaetton:
Laughter is the best medicine.
Much better than prayers (lol)

Haba , why field half team when we ve got more than enough players?
Tbaba is a prolific defensive midfielder not a left back,
Hmmmmm
I just can't stop laughing.
You made my day Mr stk.
Ermmm where is Deols na?

justaqad: Haba , why field half team when we ve got more than enough players?
Tbaba is a prolific defensive midfielder not a left back,
Hmmmmm
I just can't stop laughing.
You made my day Mr stk.
Ermmm where is Deols na?

Lol!!! Thanks! The players on the field are more than enough to do the job ni!

The left back position is very important o; we need someone who is quick at turning defense into attack. Note that tbaba supports the attack

@Op

If i were the fleet owning billionaire owner, i'd fire you mr technical director, or whatever you are. Plus probably coaches, etc. For instance,

your xtian 11 against muslims is lined up 4 3 3, why? You don't need to defend against them, would you expect barca to defend against say a secondary school girls squad? They aren't even pros!

Same with your plans, the temerity of even attempting to take on your atheist overlords. You should be preparing to park the bus with a 10 0 0 and prayers, vigils, etc.

Selection is questionable, obadiah is a fantastic keeper. The crazier the keeper, the better. See kahn, lehman, chilavert, scorpion kick keeper, etc etc

Etc

wiegraf: @Op

If i were the fleet owning billionaire owner, i'd fire you mr technical director, or whatever you are. Plus probably coaches, etc. For instance,

your xtian 11 against muslims is lined up 4 3 3, why? You don't need to defend against them, would you expect barca to defend against say a secondary school girls squad? They aren't even pros!

Same with your plans, the temerity of even attempting to take on your atheist overlords. You should be preparing to park the bus with a 10 0 0 and prayers, vigils, etc.

Selection is questionable, obadiah is a fantastic keeper. The crazier the keeper, the better. See kahn, lehman, chilavert, scorpion kick keeper, etc etc

Etc

LWKMD!!! One million likes!!!

Don't try team Islam o oga wieg! You don forget say na vex you dey the last time you guys played. How can you win with Maclatunji as the referee?

striktlymi:

LWKMD!!! One million likes!!!

Don't try team Islam o oga wieg! You don forget say na vex you dey the last time you guys played. How can you win with Maclatunji as the referee?

Well, i didn't think of mac refereeing, good point.........

Perhaps we could find a way to put a fanatic of another sort on the refereeing team and......... Pray

wiegraf:

Well, i didn't think of mac refereeing, good point.........

Perhaps we could find a way to put a fanatic of another sort on the refereeing team and......... Pray

Lol when did islam team sign Toba? Abi Christian team decided to loan him out after atheist team accused him of rigging last year's best player election?

Paschal007: Lol when did islam team sign Toba? Abi Christian team decided to loan him out after atheist team accused him of rigging last year's best player election?

Lol!! Thought he is Muslim! Update coming right up! Thanks!

Reyginus: Lol. Too bad I didn't make the team.

You are mildly rabid. Im glad you didnt make the team.



Now Strik, how do you justify Anony not making the team? Or Ihedi his team mate? They are like the Uche brothers. Methinks your team was biased much.

I see people there that I dont see unless there is a catholic thread.

Pyguru? Like seriously?

wiegraf: @Op
scorpion kick keeper, etc etc

Etc

Carlos Valderrama (Colombia)

lOL funny thread I must say!

jayriginal:

You are mildly rabid. Im glad you didnt make the team.



Now Strik, how do you justify Anony not making the team? Or Ihedi his team mate? They are like the Uche brothers. Methinks your team was biased much.

I see people there that I dont see unless there is a catholic thread.

Pyguru? Like seriously?

Lol!!! Worry not, there is a special task force to beat the Atheist eleven. Working on it!

PAGAN 9JA:
lOL funny thread I must say!

The Islam incredible team got tears rolling down my cheek.
I've never laughed like dis on Nairaland.

oiseworld: The Islam incredible team got tears rolling down my cheek.
I've never laughed like dis on Nairaland.

lwkmd..
this used to be my coach's tactics. fielding less players and eventually winning.lol
I LOVE TEAM ISLAM

jayriginal:

You are mildly rabid. Im glad you didnt make the team.

Looks like somebody wants to take the game to an entirely new level. Jay, do we have a problem? Have we had any before?

Reyginus: Looks like somebody wants to take the game to an entirely new level. Jay, do we have a problem? Have we had any before?

Any demons pressed you last night?

striktlymi:

Strikers: Alfaman and ooman

Alfaman has been forced to play a bit deep into the attack, behind ooman, the new top striker. His prowess in front of goal is yet to be tested as the referees, Jesoul and manmustwack, have been quick to issue him a red card whenever he is with the ball. This however is just a small glitch cause the new coach is on the job.

What can you do when the referees have been bought and paid for by the opposition.

alfaman2:

What can you do when the referees have been bought and paid for by the opposition.

Hey, strik,
i'm a bit unhappy, why put in as goal keeper? Haven't you seen a captain play defensive midfield before?
I'll admit i wear a pair hand gloves to every match (so i don't fatally injure my opponents), but that notwithstanding, i'm not a keeper, update that list and put me as a "glove-wearing-captain", defensive midfield.
Hey note, i,ve never gat a yellow card. Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
How are u doing man?

^^^^
Lmao..

hey stryk... i no wan be coach o...
put me on the left wing.. I'll run rings around tobechi..

Ubenedictus: Hey, strik,
i'm a bit unhappy, why put in as goal keeper? Haven't you seen a captain play defensive midfield before?
I'll admit i wear a pair hand gloves to every match (so i don't fatally injure my opponents), but that notwithstanding, i'm not a keeper, update that list and put me as a "glove-wearing-captain", defensive midfield.
Hey note, i,ve never gat a yellow card. Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
How are u doing man?

Lol!!! I am doing great man! Coach Goshen believes you would do well in that role. The goalkeeper is the most important man in defense