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Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by ijawkid(m): 6:47am On Apr 10, 2013 |
Abeg strikt you for no put pygru for right wing attack o....the boy dey attack like musa.....him no dey know the direction of him attack..................... 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 6:52am On Apr 10, 2013 |
CAMEROONPRIDE: Striktlymi funny thread. |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Pygru: 6:53am On Apr 10, 2013 |
ijawkid: Abeg strikt you for no put pygru for right wing attack o....the boy dey attack like musa.....him no dey know the direction of him attack..................... Ijawkid, Boomark, & truthislight open the link below https://www.nairaland.com/1252257/facts-should-know-jehovahs-witnesses#1252257.19 |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 6:53am On Apr 10, 2013 |
ijawkid: Abeg strikt you for no put pygru for right wing attack o....the boy dey attack like musa.....him no dey know the direction of him attack..................... Na so o my brother! The guy attacking prowess no get mate |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by ijawkid(m): 6:56am On Apr 10, 2013 |
Pygru: You see what I'm saying........the boy plays second half of a match before finishing first half....na this kin person wan attack??.......chei......goshen abeg come put somebody else wey I fit give better iniesta-like pass to.............. 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 7:02am On Apr 10, 2013 |
Bidam: Lol.. where is the referee to blow the shofar let the game begin.. am not happy being in the reserve though...me wanna play to win trophies. |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Rich4god(m): 7:45am On Apr 10, 2013 |
Nice thread... Gudos to the Op. Can I be among the 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 8:05am On Apr 10, 2013 |
Rich4god: Nice thread... Gudos to the Op. Can I be among the LWKMD!!! |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by inspiredbyGOD(m): 8:29am On Apr 10, 2013 |
People like us go dey supporters club cheering the main men on the field. I no even know which team I belong to. |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by HumbledbYGrace(f): 8:29am On Apr 10, 2013 |
toba a muslim Nice thread strik...why isn't Rey on the defence though? |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 8:43am On Apr 10, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: toba a muslim Nah Toba is Christian! Just my mistake! |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 8:44am On Apr 10, 2013 |
inspiredbyGOD:.: I want to believe you will find your way to God's side! |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Ishilove: 8:51am On Apr 10, 2013 |
tchidi: *screaming*Ta, stop dat dia!! You wan give them cholera?? Boiz, when you're ready tell me make I go arrange orobo Pepsi and gala for everybodi 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 8:52am On Apr 10, 2013 |
jayriginal:I'd like you to understand my person personally. I can never be offended by that which how it came to be, I'm still figuring how to understand, talk more, understanding it. You can keep your apology to yourself until I come to understand. Like somebody hasn't eaten beef in a while. |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 8:54am On Apr 10, 2013 |
deebrain: how i wish that nairaland religious thread can be this fun! This is so cool. May God bless the op.Lolol. Are you in any way related to osaze? |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:02am On Apr 10, 2013 |
striktlymi:ayt |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 9:46am On Apr 10, 2013 |
Ishilove: but it was produced under d supervision of a born again, 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Goshen360(m): 11:47am On Apr 10, 2013 |
Ermm, Ermm *okay, official signal...trynna make a or some changes* The match is very hot right & I need make 1 or 2 changes. #Consulting with technical adviser mode activated before making changes# 1. I need HOLY WATER NOW, THE HOLY WATER will work miracles. I need Prophet Bidam to get us that ASAP or we send EMERGENCY words to MOST SENIOR PROPHET T.B JOSHUA. but, tchidi, can continue selling cold zobo to spectators ONLY WHILE THE ZOBO REMAINS COLD. 2. I need take that pygru guy out of the field and bring JeSoul in but my fear is, I hope we won't have to bring JeSoul out again within 2 minutes but make I see wetin she fit play as she dey dare TECHNICAL ADVISER. That pygru guy is just running round the field AIMLESSLY. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 11:59am On Apr 10, 2013 |
*mock salute* Coacheeee!!!! Na u we know!!!! Goshen na u be oga! X2 Any other coach, na so so yeye! Any other coach, na so so yeye!! |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 2:02pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
Goshen360: Ermm, Ermm *okay, official signal...trynna make a or some changes* We just got word that Coach Goshen has made a tactical move after being two goals down just before the break...I tell you, this team Islam are smoking hot. They haven't even touched the ball and they are already two goals up...We just learnt that the player being substituted is the new kid on the block (pygru) who has been found guilty of scoring the two own goals against his team... Oh no, what am I seeing...pygru has poked his hand into the eyes of a fellow team mate (Ijawkid)...I just hope this does not demoralize the Christian team as they need nothing short of a miracle to get out of this predicament...Coach Goshen really got a lot of work to do if he hopes to get past this record breaking team Islam. WHAT!!!...the rules of the game have just been re-written right under the very nose of the ever watchful Maclatunji...the Christian team has just brought in Jesoul (a former referee). Rumour has it that Jesoul was a prolific attacker during her spell with the team...now she is back from retirement! Does this mark the end of the unbeaten run of team Islam? I have just been informed that the miracle of always playing at home perfected by team Islam has been put on hold with the coming of Jesoul...this is going to be a cracker of a match I tell you. If you think the match between Dortmund and Malaga was tough then wait and see the outcome of this epic match.. But wait...I see Maclatunji putting on a jersey and...oh no!!! a boxing glove!!! Maclatunji is really breathing out fire and brimestone...FIFA ooooooooo! Where arth thou before some borry wound some borry for hear o! Ladies and gentlemen, the match has been put on hold pending word from the FIFA president, Seun, on the use of boxing gloves in the field of play...as we await official word from Seun...let's go through the Christian eleven formation again: 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 2:07pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
^^^^^ Peace and much Love brother. Can you kindly change my team , some of my team members are scoring goals in the opposite direction . 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 2:08pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
frosbel: ^^^^^ LWKMD!!! |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Goshen360(m): 2:18pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
Okay, that team is okay for Christians now. @ all my mid-fielders, I neey y'all do some dangerous pass now. I want JeSoul, Image123 and Frosbel score me some goals right now! C'mon boys....YES, WE CAN! |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by plaetton: 2:23pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
frosbel: ^^^^^ Frosbel will always be Frosbel Lol. Maybe it's because of the shifting nature of the goalposts. If you quit shifting the goalposts, they might actually find the right net. Cheers! 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by deebrain(m): 2:26pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
striktlymi: {ranting on twitter} See what ive been saying? despite my contributions to the team, some back stabbers ally with the coach to make some people scape goats @fanofdeebrain...{earlier tweet}deebrain a new list is just out and you are not in it... |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 2:29pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
striktlymi: ATHEIST FIRST ELEVEN: wdf!!!! |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by inspiredbyGOD(m): 2:35pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
Some people are beginning to take this thing seriously oooo. |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 2:36pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
lmaoooooooooooooo you got way too many jokes @ striktlymi. sup coach Goshen. take it easy on us sir. we refuse to train on the sabbath coach 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 2:38pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
Atheists to win hands down! A billion Yahweh will find it hard score a goal lol |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Goshen360(m): 2:40pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
inspiredbyGOD:.: No mind those 'pikins' them ^ The title of the thread says....Just For Laughs!!!. Instead wey we go just take this thread dey cool our nerves, some will actually take it serious. I, with the help of the Technical Adviser, will start putting 'some' people in the bench soon. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 2:43pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
Goshen360: You know that list cannot be complete without Obadiah777... By the way, this is a very good creative thread...for laughing. Well done bro.i no sabi play soccer oooooo. make we switch position. make i coach. na you be the secret weapon |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 2:47pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
striktlymi, the only position i will change is truthislight. he is too belligerent to be in the mid-field. we need to make him the ball boy or the person who will wash our jersey after every game. midfield should be calm and composed like xavi 4 Likes |
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