obadiah777: striktlymi, the only position i will change is truthislight. he is too belligerent to be in the mid-field. we need to make him the ball boy or the person who will wash our jersey after every game. midfield should be calm and composed like xavi

LOL

Lord Obadiah777, I trust you to put everyone in their right places.

plaetton:

LOL

Lord Obadiah777, I trust you to put everyone in their right places.

lmao chief Plaetton i troway salute sir. i am trying to tweak our side after looking at how formidable your side is. we must carry this cup or Yahawah will throw us in the lake of fire. this is do or die bruv

plaetton:


Frosbel will always be Frosbel

Lol.
Maybe it's because of the shifting nature of the goalposts.
If you quit shifting the goalposts, they might actually find the right net.
Cheers!

I think it is a healthy practice to keep shifting the goal post , till it is better positioned for more accurate scoring of goals.

frosbel:


I think it is a healthy practice to keep shifting the goal post , till it is better positioned for more accurate scoring of goals.

You have point there.

obadiah777: striktlymi, the only position i will change is truthislight. he is too belligerent to be in the mid-field. we need to make him the ball boy or the person who will wash our jersey after every game. midfield should be calm and composed like xavi

I dey laff

see talent oh.

frosbel:


I think it is a healthy practice to keep shifting the goal post , till it is better positioned for more accurate scoring of goals.

your ojoro is too much. switching d goal post disallows fair play.

Lolz
OP,NICE THREAD!!!

Where is logic boy

Goshen360: Ermm, Ermm *okay, official signal...trynna make a or some changes*

The match is very hot right & I need make 1 or 2 changes. #Consulting with technical adviser mode activated before making changes#

1. I need HOLY WATER NOW, THE HOLY WATER will work miracles. I need Prophet Bidam to get us that ASAP or we send EMERGENCY words to MOST SENIOR PROPHET T.B JOSHUA. but, tchidi, can continue selling cold zobo to spectators ONLY WHILE THE ZOBO REMAINS COLD.

2. I need take that pygru guy out of the field and bring JeSoul in but my fear is, I hope we won't have to bring JeSoul out again within 2 minutes but make I see wetin she fit play as she dey dare TECHNICAL ADVISER. That pygru guy is just running round the field AIMLESSLY.

Psalm 1

1 Blessed is the one
who does not walk in step with the wicked
or stand in the way that sinners take
or sit in the company of mockers,
2 but whose delight is in the law of the Lord ,
and who meditates on his law day and night.
3 That person is like a tree planted by streams of water,
which yields its fruit in season
and whose leaf does not wither—
whatever they do prospers.
4 Not so the wicked!
They are like chaff
that the wind blows away.
5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment,
nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
6 For the Lord watches over the way of the righteous,
but the way of the wicked leads to destruction.

2 Corinthians 6:14 ►
New International Version (©2011)
Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness?

2 Corinthians 6:15 ►
New International Version (©2011)
What harmony is there between Christ and Belial? Or what does a believer have in common with an unbeliever?

*falls asleep midway*


*wakes up*


Who tiff my zobo?!!! My zobo haf short!
Who tiff my zobo?!
*heads for MacLatunji...sees his boxing glove, changes direction and heads for Frosbel and Goshen instead*

obadiah777: lmao chief Plaetton i troway salute sir. i am trying to tweak our side after looking at how formidable your side is. we must carry this cup or Yahawah will throw us in the lake of fire. this is do or die bruv

Small fonts...

tchidi: *falls asleep midway*


*wakes up*


Who tiff my zobo?!!! My zobo haf short!
Who tiff my zobo?!
*heads for MacLatunji...sees his boxing glove, changes direction and heads for Frosbel and Goshen instead*

Carry your zobo away.
The orobo pepsi is chilled and waiting for consumption

Ishilove:
Carry your zobo away.
The orobo pepsi is chilled and waiting for consumption

Excuse me miss, but coachee said I could sell my zobo as long as its cold!
*goes ahead to share the zobo*

I b striker oooo
BTW why is pagan9ja on the bench? You fear he juju the ball?

Miss LB

obadiah777: lmaoooooooooooooo you got way too many jokes @ striktlymi. sup coach Goshen. take it easy on us sir. we refuse to train on the sabbath coach

tchidi:

Excuse me miss, but coachee said I could sell my zobo as long as its cold!
*goes ahead to share the zobo*

Toh. Nobody should call me when the vomitting and stooling starts

Ishilove:
Toh. Nobody should call me when the vomitting and stooling starts

Lol!!!

What the Christian 11 needs is missing is someone in the mould of Balotelli - just there for business, no time for frivolities, no friends, no smiles... nothing..

Uchkochi comes to mind..

musKeeto: What the Christian 11 needs is missing is someone in the mould of Balotelli - just there for business, not time for frivolities, no friends, no smiles... nothing..

Uchkochi comes to mind..

Hmmmmm...

Ishilove:
Small fonts...

YEZZUR

musKeeto: What the Christian 11 needs is missing is someone in the mould of Balotelli - just there for business, no time for frivolities, no friends, no smiles... nothing..

Uchkochi comes to mind..

I THINK THE CHRISTIAN SIDE ALSO NEEDS SOMEONE TO SHINE OUR BOOTS SO WE CAN LOOK FLY ON THE FIELD. I NOMINATE BOOKMARK FOR THAT POST. HE WASTES SO MUCH SALIVA TALKING CRAP HE MAY AS WELL PUT THE SALIVA TO GOOD USE. USE THE SALIVA TO SPIT-SHINE OUR BOOTS

obadiah777: I THINK THE CHRISTIAN SIDE ALSO NEEDS SOMEONE TO SHINE OUR BOOTS SO WE CAN LOOK FLY ON THE FIELD. I NOMINATE BOOKMARK FOR THAT POST. HE WASTES SO MUCH SALIVA TALKING CRAP HE MAY AS WELL PUT THE SALIVA TO GOOD USE. USE THE SALIVA TO SPIT-SHINE OUR BOOTS

LWKMD!!! No let Boomark hear o!

obadiah777: I THINK THE CHRISTIAN SIDE ALSO NEEDS SOMEONE TO SHINE OUR BOOTS SO WE CAN LOOK FLY ON THE FIELD. I NOMINATE BOOKMARK FOR THAT POST. HE WASTES SO MUCH SALIVA TALKING CRAP HE MAY AS WELL PUT THE SALIVA TO GOOD USE. USE THE SALIVA TO SPIT-SHINE OUR BOOTS

lmao.. I can imagine you in football boots, a white gown and John the Baptist afro about to bend a freekick over the atheist wall...

striktlymi:

LWKMD!!! No let Boomark hear o!

musKeeto:
lmao.. I can imagine you in football boots, a white gown and John the Baptist afro about to bend a freekick over the atheist wall...

LMAOOOOOOOO I JUST PICTURED WHAT YOU TYPED. SOUNDS LIKE AN AFROCENTRIC SPORTS LOVING BLACK BIN LADIN LOL

musKeeto:
lmao.. I can imagine you in football boots, a white gown, John the Baptist afrodada and a bell in hand, about to bend a freekick over the atheist wall...

Berra

Goshen360:

^

Know ye not that they\he who is made the goalkeeper is he who is capable of saving the team, should they face penalty kick. Hence, they should remain in their goal post - Epistle according to Coach Goshen360 Chapter 1 verse 1, You don't need Strong's concordance anyway to understand this Epistle.




I'm Goshen360 & I ENDORSE your message! Good work on my behalf....You're hereby promoted to be the TECHNICAL ADVISER.

uh uh...
Ok i'll consider ya offer when u increase my pay by 50 percent. Money doest most things. And hey no preaching

Goshen360: Ermm, Ermm *okay, official signal...trynna make a or some changes*

The match is very hot right & I need make 1 or 2 changes. #Consulting with technical adviser mode activated before making changes#

1. I need HOLY WATER NOW, THE HOLY WATER will work miracles. I need Prophet Bidam to get us that ASAP or we send EMERGENCY words to MOST SENIOR PROPHET T.B JOSHUA. but, tchidi, can continue selling cold zobo to spectators ONLY WHILE THE ZOBO REMAINS COLD.

2. I need take that pygru guy out of the field and bring JeSoul in but my fear is, I hope we won't have to bring JeSoul out again within 2 minutes but make I see wetin she fit play as she dey dare TECHNICAL ADVISER. That pygru guy is just running round the field AIMLESSLY.

hope u noticed i'0 not in the field, i may not even be training throughout the month. Time to make those changes.

musKeeto:
lmao.. I can imagine you in football boots, a white gown and John the Baptist afro about to bend a freekick over the atheist wall...

Rotflmao

Wonderful thread, seems am enjoying though I know little or nothing when it comes to football.

Wonderful thread, seems am enjoying though I know little or nothing when it comes to football.@str weldon bro

#Strictlymi# I just want to salute your POWER OF CREATIVITY. HONSTLY I am YET to see a thread as UNIQUE as this on NAIRALAND RELIGIOUS SECTION.