Anticipating...

Uduak come update na. No make me vex o or else i go test my new nuclear weapon for ur body. *angry scowl*.

ur own good, u get garri, me i nor even get garri to drink. Abeg make una borrow me small garri, i nor need suger.

*setting my nucleear weapon...aiming uduak head.....in two hour tym una go hear d news

Uthman51: *setting my nucleear weapon...aiming uduak head.....in two hour tym una go hear d news

Mods were are y'all, we have some of Osama bin laden's and Pyongyang's children here oooo‼‼‼‼‼. And you know what's next Na

Uthman51: *setting my nucleear weapon...aiming uduak head.....in two hour tym una go hear d news

Mods were are y'all, we have some of Osama bin laden's and Pyongyang's children here oooo‼‼‼‼‼. And you know what's next Na

Uthman51: *setting my nucleear weapon...aiming uduak head.....in two hour tym una go hear d news

Mods were are y'all, we have some of Osama bin laden's and Pyongyang's children here oooo‼‼‼‼‼. And you know what's next Na

kingphilip:
missed ur noise tho....
Wat r u doing been awake at 3.21am

reading preacher son's story

Make i sama una long one like main road then i dey go sleep.

Typing.....

priceless love: ur own good, u get garri, me i nor even get garri to drink. Abeg make una borrow me small garri, i nor need suger.

Choi!! Na so ur own bad reach ni?!

Ruthia: reading preacher son's story

happy sunday jare hope u no go church late

Wisdom-me u scarce these days o

Uduak!!!where art thou?.......I go shoot ur lyf o

Guy ur story don make me dey search for Hausa girls wey I go Preacher-son to

kurocyte:
*looks around to discover 5 empty Alomo bottles under my seat in the front row***
@Sexy sapphire,are they yours?

Alomo ke? I don't do alomo cos its lik takin snapps, I go for somtin stronger.

Maybe u shud ask Rock weda dat was wat he took dat he refused to update

kingphilip:
happy sunday jare hope u no go church late

no ooo i no late

Hmmmmmm.....Make una beg me now ooooo before I vex send my guys to this short man called Rock

OGA WOMANISER
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"man P-rooo, i don show, now i dey go the babe shop, maybe if things happen i go show for your place to bleep her" Peter boasted on the phone as he called me, i had already seen him so i was happy my plan was working wella.

I waited a little while before peeping outside again, i saw Peter walking with Racheal to the back of their shop then waited a little while again before coming out and saw Mama Otusha cooking.

"Uduak you don see Racheal?" she asked me as she saw me coming to her direction.

I almost smiled cus my worries were solved for me already, i just pretended to scratch my head and then spoked to her.

"Ma i no see her oo, but i saw two people following the back of this shop" i said and made to walk away.

"I talk am na, that girl too like boys, i go deal with that her boyfriend today" Mama Otusha said and grabbed the bucket she just washed yam inside and took it with her to the backyard. I followed slowly behind to avoid stories that touch and also witness the first hand drama. I had locked our door so that i would be like no one was around if anything went wrong.

"Wayo Allah" Peter screamed as the yam water was splashed on his body, he took off while scratching his body madly and ran into our compound, he did not see me so he ran out still sractching his body heavily, i almost fell on the ground with laughter as Mama Otusha rained abuses on him, his body would really scratch him before he gets home, serves him right though, i thought as i watch him running away, a hot slap on the face of Racheal brought me back to my senses.

"Ma e don do abeg" I pleaded and held her tight, she was cursing Racheal and asking her to pack her things out but i pleaded on her behalf to allow the poor girl some spaces.

Racheal could not look at my face cus she was ashamed, me too i also frown my face and walked away after Mama Otusha calm down, i knew she was going to come beg me later but i had the advantage to dash her red card.

"My Inlaw abeg come collect some shirts oo" Mama Otusha told me as she saw me leaving, she was trying to appreciate me for helping her catch the cuprit who was disturbing her sales girl. Mama Otusha was also a cloth and shoe dealer, she usually goes to Cotonou where she has a house there, she buys enough clothes and shoes which finishes as soon as they arrive but as na me be the main inlaw i usually select mine free of charge first.

"Uduak please let me talk" Racheal called me back when she saw me alone that evening, i remebered the earlier event and almost laugh but i controlled myself and looked at her sternly.

"Wetin?" i fired at her.

"Its not what you think(naija film line shebi), i was just warning him to stay off before my madam come catch us" she explained.

"Hehehehe abi, toor see you in the evening" i said bluntly and walked inside, she was shell shock but i was gone before she recovered herself.

When she came in the evening i taught her with out laughing, she tried giving me girls trademark slap but i gave her a strict warning which made her keep her hands to herself.

"Ubanka!!" Peter cursed as he picked my call that evening

"Bros we dey fight?" i politely asked him.

"You be devil, if you see as them pack sand sratch my body today you go pity me. So her madam dey and you come dey decieve me, Peter you be bastard" he insulted more.

"OGa Womaniser!!!" i screamed and bursted into fists of laughter, the end tone made me drop the phone, he was angry but my mind had settled down, i had no more worries.

"Uduak Multilinks dey do bonus oo, so make we form number call na" My brother disrupted my heavingly thoughts, Multilinks had done it again with free cals bonanzers.

"E make sense oo, if na girl na me go talk oo" i warned him.

"No problem na, wetin be my problem with girls" he replied coldly and thats one thing i loved with my younger bro, him and girls no dey jam oo, the guy na holy boy.

I dialled the first number, boy, my bro talked till he was tired, the second, third, fourth were all still boys, i was discouraged and went to my room only for my brother to burst into the room screaming that i should take the phone.

I collected it gladly and listened to the voice, it was still a make voice but what he said interested me, me and my brothers voice are almost the same, its very hard to differentiate so i continued talking with the guy.

"So you want to talk to my sister ba? Gloria person wan talk to you" my unknown caller who identified himself and Micheal spoke.

I heard shuffling of feets then a macho female voice sounded at the other end of the line. Chai na jazz.

"Helo is this Blessing" i asked to be sure.

"Yes how are you?" she replied.

I smiled and cleared my throat to begin dry toasting...

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"Make i go check other threads"

see una tomorow

Uduak uduak or should I cal u oduwaa, av been reading your story for d past 4days (d part 1)and today am glad dt av reached where u stop (part 11). I must commend u,u are a great writer and God wil continue to increase your wisdom. Some parts are so funny dt I ll just b LOL nd my younger bro wil giv me a face of are u sure u are not loosing ur mind. I love your story.

Make i go check all the thread we i don miss. Goodnite oo

deebarbie: Uduak uduak or should I cal u oduwaa, av been reading your story for d past 4days (d part 1)and today am glad dt av reached where u stop (part 11). I must commend u,u are a great writer and God wil continue to increase your wisdom. Some parts are so funny dt I ll just b LOL nd my younger bro wil giv me a face of are u sure u are not loosing ur mind. I love your story.

wow am flattered, welcome jare

Uduak....Really na ROCK u b!!I salute ur creativity.....so enjoy d story..........!Money-car.....Hana.....Rachael.....dat madman wey pursue U!!!!

kingphilip: Wisdom-me u scarce these days o

guy no vex ooo, I dey oo, my guy's babe missed her period but Thank Jah she don dey see am back. Time to dey comment fully

Uduak

Rock my niggie..hafa na.......

b4 i sleep i want to introduce una 2 a new story by our own Kidda Berry. Pls lets show some luv nd encouragment na her first story.
https://www.nairaland.com/1529707/black-diamond
thanks in anticipation

*kida-berry#:
Mods were are y'all, we have some of Osama bin laden's and Pyongyang's children here oooo‼‼‼‼‼. And you know what's next Na

U no knw say I be BOUNCER

Uthman51:


U no knw say I be BOUNCER

..

No be her fault jawe..She no knw as e dey go ni....

Una goodmorning ooo. Make i go work and begin type...

*runs into thread/office with my shoes in my left hand, and unknot tie, unbottun shirt, my 'coat' in my right hand, my trouser almost falling off while shouting 'God Is Great' 'God Is Great'*

Glory Be To God, At Last those 'BH' Have Released Me, Chai! Its Only Sexy S. & The Rock That Remember Me o. Oga Rock Nice Work Sha

*grabs my yoghurt and moi-moi and sits down in my office waiting for next update*

Typing....