*walks in with ma cup of codeine* singing ' i am on gud kush nd alchohol, cuz i c smoke everywhere'. Bia, rock555, ur story tastes lyk suya *sips ma codeine* brb. *walks out to refil ma cup of codeine*

Always rocking

Rock how far naa, kudos to u jawie i echo a big shout-out to rock fans
#TeamUduak#

bia rock555, i opened page 1 4u. I deserved sumtn 4rm u even if na 50naira airtym transfer. Lolx. C wetn ASUU dey cause.

lekinz:

Oga i been dey wait OOOOO****Grabs d first chair on d first roll at d first seat****

****Let me stay at d front********Calling 10 bouncers*****....Uthman :Come quick...Stay here....Winnie:Where are thou...?

Boss I dey kampe I DON SIGN DEAL WIT BH dem go dey supply me nuclear bomb cuz of any body wey mess up

Uthman51:
Boss I dey kampe I DON SIGN DEAL WIT BH dem go dey supply me nuclear bomb cuz of any body wey mess up

Oga Lekinz nd Uthman,i wan join una bouncer's crew o.

Rock, ur story is da BOMB...i want Usher post o.

Yaaaaay, we're here alredi. Kudos to u Rock cos u rili rock.

Me, myself and I, the one and only Sexy Sapphire is so signing up for the secretarial post. What do y'all tink? Any objection?

lekinz:

I no understand ur "vocabulary" Oooooo

I dnt talk too much

CHISTAR IS HERE.

Hope I'm not too late

Hanna...........Money car.."Monika".....Oya nw its notin

odogwu abatala.....aka wuba eba

laughs in French come ooo rock, you no wan dey give us steady update abi? Too much suspense dey kill Tory oooo

Hehehehehehehe see as my belly dey sweet me now like say i drink crey fish soup. Where i go start from, i wake up this morning only to see new page don add, this my fans una 3much.

Hibty-no wate time oo, if ur own sweet abeg do come write am.

Spatacle- i shout ameeennnn ooo

Trendii tee-pity the bouncer na

Ninja4life-welcome sir

I hate 9ja-thankGod say u no hate my story like naija. Welcome sir

Peterjosh-oya go fetch kunu from basin for celebration.

Heskeyw-Welcome sir

Jumizie-Welcome babe.

Eyezik-carry ur eyes dey look wella ooo

Uthman-A whole BH, abeg no allow me call JTF oo

Philcz-U sef u get muscles, oya just manage usher jare

Sexy saphire- babe no objections, oya i appoint u dey honourable secetary, i hope u no go run like first gentleman.

Sir chistar-welcome boss

Miss.terious-Hehehe miss hate, oya siddon near my bouncer Uthman, i hope u don hate bouncers.

Buoye-hehehe, lol, welcome dude

Mr born todo it-no worry, torry go pour wella.

Good morning y'all.

Typing....

hibty: we started from the bottom now we here......i dey ur back always.tinking of putting up my story here too sometime soon dou it wud be my first ever public write up.i av dis problem,m never confident abt my writing buh ur story however inspired me to start sumtin....peace

Start it as soon as possible. I promise i'll be there for you #winks#. Sorry i mean i'll be there to comment and edge u on.

Breakfast!!!!

Walks into thread with ak47. Oga lekinz abeg i need enough grounnut to load this my chicken lap because e be like say plenty people go mess up today and i go dey ready to send them six inches below this thread.

#whisting#chistar my long lost broda hw na?welcome
@rock,wetin u dey talk na?u cook soup 4 ur belle ne?oya put spices ooo.bt make sure say u update asap oo

Patiently waitn

*runs into thread(office) with an unknot tie, unbelted trouser, my shoes on my left hand and not fully buttoned 'COAT'* I Want To Apply For Secretary, Infact, Vice Secretary Would Be Ok. What Do You Think? *grabs chair, sit down, buys yoghurt and moi moi and waits for application approval and next update*

Winnie1950: Walks into thread with ak47. Oga lekinz abeg i need enough grounnut to load this my chicken lap because e be like say plenty people go mess up today and i go dey ready to send them six inches below this thread.

madam winnie i neva knew u were monica lewiski aka fight na food.me i get odeshi,bt no shoot me o.d baba say i need 2 offer 3bouncers head as sacrifice b4 i become immortal,bt wit heavy hrt and deep sorrow i regret 2 announce 2 u dat i ve 3 pple in mind{winnie,lekinz and uthman}hope u dnt mind?{hahahahahaha}gud mawning pple

Follovving...

RAG DAY
*******
Rag day is the dance celebration that happens immediately after the cross over, lots of youths and teenagers gather around to party and dance round town till morning, most of them disguise themselves with charcoal and paint, then wear different kinds of weird clothes, some would put on pants and singlets or some guys wear bra and leggins.

I dont know if it happens other places but it was the first time i was experiencing that kind of experience, though its been hapening long in Akwanga, the Zenda boys would not allow this kind of thing in Makurdi, except you want to sleep inside cell.

Since i was a jjc i held Monica well in order not to get lost, part of my head was already telling me to run back home cus i did not know what to face.

"Are you scared?" Monica wispered to me when we began hearing music from afar.

"Haba, why should i be, am not jare" i answered as my heart began beating fast, what i smelled from her breath was not normal, it smelled like dry Gin(dont ask me how i knew the smell of dry gin)

She was stargering sef, as she held me tighter. My heart began beating more faster, i was hanging out with a wild girl.

The sound of beating drums was louder now to my hearing, i saw people dancing frantically to the rythm of the beats.

"Hey Monica you brought your guy ba?" a short boy who wore a big pant asked as we came near.

"Yeah he is my guy, abeg that wine is it still remaining" She asked.

"You like better thing oo" the guy said and gave her the bottle. My eyes widden as she took heavy gulps.

"you have not even told me your name, are you drinking? Mr unknown" she said and offered me the drink, i regetted it quickly.

"Lets go in, we still get plenty waka today" she replied.

"Me and you get waka abi? You aint see nofin yet" i told myself.

As we went inside the hall she slipped something into my pocket, i dipped my hand and felt it, it was two Cds, i swallowed hard, something was about going down.

The hall they used was a college of Education main hall so there was light there, i was feeling cold but the musical gyration of the hall warmed me up immediately.

I was not suprised, lots of girls were there, i smelt sex in the air, i wondered how all those girls could leave their homes for this rag day dance/party.

I noticed some guys dragging girls out to one dark corner, my JT began nodding his head, i warned it to stay quiet or else, Monica was frolicking with the short boy that gave her Gin to drink.

I was not concerned because she tried dragging me but i was not interested to dance with any one, i was planning to leave when i sighted her coming back, she was more drunk than ever.

"Are you enjoying yourself?" she wispered.

"Ofcus yes" i said dryly.

"Am going now" i wispered and made to go out when the most wicked thing happend.

NEPA TOOK LIGHT.

The whole hall began shouting in joy, that moment someone grabbed my crotch.

"Its the real party time" Monica wispered.

Then i understood, it was someone that put of the light, they were going to have a sex party.... My new year resolution was to be broken.

"Chai i don enter one chance moto or so i thought"

Foxy_Flow: This thread no get decorum at all oo...

E dey pull traffic sha so you no go see Mynd for here...

You guys are eating up the pages and The Rock aint even updating...

Nawao oga Foxy, no be last night i start, i don update ooo. Welcome sir.

MachineX: *runs into thread(office) with an unknot tie, unbelted trouser, my shoes on my left hand and not fully buttoned 'COAT'* I Want To Apply For Secretary, Infact, Vice Secretary Would Be Ok. What Do You Think? *grabs chair, sit down, buys yoghurt and moi moi and waits for application approval and next update*

Ok sir, Sexy Saphire na our secetary so submit ur credentials to her so that she go consider u.

@Money soldier-Welcome boss.

Make i go work oooo

thanks y'all

Nice Update, Hmmmm, Were Is SexY Saphire You Still Need My Credentials?

#Following thread#

You don reach here?

Money Soldier: Follovving...

I c you!

Foxy_Flow: This thread no get decorum at all oo...

E dey pull traffic sha so you no go see Mynd for here...

You guys are eating up the pages and The Rock aint even updating...

Nice one.

Oga rock warn ur audiences wel wel cos if anybody mess wit me fr gate walahi i go stab am wit my mai suya knife