Did I hear u say tomorrow? U won't dare. Am awaiting the next update in about 2hrs time, so go back to writing(as per secretary tinz)

Na indian film!!!!!!I don tire o....Uduak no go kil me wid yah suspnce o...com piss 4 ma toilet abeg!

Guy u and wahala e get as e be ooo......fu!ck u no gree Bleep......shey wahala get toto ni?wey u jst dey fu!ck wahala

lolzzz abi u told ur mum say u wan go piss na as u dey tell us

Chai Nepa no wan bring light ooo

i go dash una four short updates tomorow.

Goodnite oo, make una no vex plsss

Baddest guy....udua i beg remain small akamu for ur future wyf oo

So I later land here....all my haters if una like make una find mi cum here!!!!Ifot

Click this link to read my story. https://www.nairaland.com/1516453/loss-dignity-story/8#19727795

So no tori dis 9te

Make Una go sleep jooor...e never do Una bah?

05:54am. Oga rock, i see you this morning oo, u nor dey sleep?

Daddy me no go gree for this thing were you the do so.

i have been following patiently with my popcorn in between my legs.
Where are you this morning ?

Uduak!!! Where hath thou? Waiting impatiently 4 d next update

En en, i don see my Teddy bear. Make i resume work fully.

Jumizie13: En en, i don see my Teddy bear. Make i resume work fully.

already here? Hope u've served dem breakfast already ba

Hmmm silently following

charlie! where @thou... uduak come update nah,abeeg

Clemzy16: Click this link to read my story. https://www.nairaland.com/1516453/loss-dignity-story/8#19727795

Na super story

buoye1: Na super story

check and see for yourself.

Ruthia: Hmmm silently following

Ruthia where av u been its been lng i saw u last

See me see gbege

Typing... Devil na liar, jim wan make work kill me.. My Budies i sight una all

Nna that ur piss long o. Next time make u hold the piss or u piss for rubber nao

Legally waiting.......ilegally patient.........

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I tot today na ur weddin ni dis one wey we no see u all day. I jst kept on refreshin only to see comments. Jst make sure u av lik 4 long updates waiting for us the next time I check back.

Goodluck wit dat

SENSE MAN
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"mummy why you wan see my calculus na?" i asked my mother.

"Is it bad to check what you are doing? My friend give me that thing" she urged me.

Since there was nothing to do again i took the paper and made to give her when Racheal overtook me and gave my mother her book instead.

"Ma look at the one he did for me, i got it correct" she said and handed my mother the book.

"Uhm you're sure that its this my son Uduak that did it for you?"

"Yes ma" Racheal replied excitedly, i slowly folded the paper and throw it into my mouth.

"Oya Uduak do and come inside, i have a business for you" my mother said and went inside.

I heaved a sign of relief and looked at Racheal, she was smiling beautifully.

"You get sense oo" i smirked and continue with my fake lessons.
The next day was going to be fun or so i thought
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"Ehen Mummy how far with your business cus me don broke oo" i asked my mother as i got in.

"Ehm its some drawings that we were given as assignments in school, those old women dont know how to draw so i told them my son is a good artist, so if you draw one you would be paid N100" she explained.

I pumped my fist in joy cus i knew that cash was coming soon, my mother was schooling in the college of Education so she was with other old lazy women who never did their assignments instead they looked for others to help them cus they gat cash, mehn i no care oo, money remains the same wether it comes from Jos or Abuja as far as i work for it i dont care.

After doing about three hefty assignments and six drawings i smacked my lips in anticipation, i was rich in my own eyes, Playstation began ringing in my ears but i waved it off, i had a date the next day.
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"Daddy you no dey go office today?" i asked my dad for the untempt time,i cut a fustrated figure cus my dad wanted to spoil my date, i had everything planned out, bought Malt(if you see as my body do me as i been dey buy am eh, i be wan buy purewater but i change my mind-No be say i stingy oo, but i was preserving the little money i gat)

"Why is your body scratching you? do you have any plans?" my dad questioned me.

"No be like that na daddy, i dey sure say people go begin dey wait for church them go need counselling" i said and smiled sheepishly.

"My friend go and sit down jare, are you the pastor?" he joked.

I went inside and slept restlesly not happy with how things were going, Racheal had been flashing me with her rubber ring tied Nokia phone(i dey abuse person like say my own no be something wey i don use super glue handle. My papa say na too much playing of game cause am, i wonder how snake game come dey too much)

i told Racheal that when i am free she would get my call, but love sickness wan kill her, for her mind sha.

I stayed in that position till i fell asleep only to be woken up by my dad, he was dressed up already, it took a great sense of self control that stopped me from dancing Etighi sorry i mean Makossa.

"Am going to church so come to the palour and sit down and make sure you cook for your younger ones" he instructed me and went out, i followed him till he entered his bus and zoom off then i winked at Racheal who was already smiling cus she knew the coast was clear.

Before i even flashed her i had the gate opening, then a knock at our door, i obilged her in which she quickly did.

"I thought that you did not want me to come again, i was becoming sad" She said as she sat down.

"No na, na my father no wan gree comot" i replied and she began laughing.

She was smelling smoke and i was almost suffocating when she took of the shirt she wore, another one was beneath, i smiled happily cus my problem was solved and got up to bring her malt.

"Kai Uduak you love me oo, only me this malt, thanks alot" she replied and began siping it like she was doing drinking competition, i took one cup of water to also keep my mouth busy.

"So what are we going to do now?" Racheal asked a Jamb question which needed a demonstrative action so i shifter near to her, action time was now.
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"Chai my mumsy don show, make i go collect my goody bag".

Good night oooi

Gud nite as in

If I hear Go.......hmmmm...no try me oo u knw who I be naa

With dis kind of small update ......no let me start mike tyson style wit u oooooooo u better. Come update ASAP!!!

I don REFRESH so teeeeyyyy d refresh icon no show again.......Uduak u are steping on my eyes uhmmm........ **burning heart**searching for ny nuclear bomb if Uduak no update b4 I sleep....something go happen**

@yemlizzy u are sighted...

Nice one....liking this.