Rock what av u been typing...?u wan ma person grow grey hair 4 here ne?

Mehn, nemesis don catch peter.. I dey feel you bruv..buh in ur last update you said gloria and then blessing. Which one?

Guy make i no lie,am feeling ur story.....................waitin 4 ur next update oooooo

ASSISTANT WOMANISER
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"Hello, how are you?" a macho female voice spoke.

"Shoo you sure say this one no be another man" i thought, maybe na the speaker sha or na my ears begin dey deaf dey to high use of ear plugs.

"Hi is this Gloria?"i asked to be sure.

"Why not, dont you hear my voice?" she asked a stupid question which i gave her a more stupider answer(wether grammar dey like that).

We talked alot tha night but their location was frightening me, she said she was in Lasgidi then but her last words sweet my belly wella, they just went for holidays there but they were based in Makurdi, i began dancing Skelewu round the room(na me teach Davido the dance).

I slept smiling that night only to dream one useless dream, the memories of the afternoon with Aunty Charity came crashing back, that afternoon after the hot sex with Racheal i went to Aunty Charity's room to answer her calls only for me to open the curtain and found her sprawled at angle 90, her kitty cat was position to the door so as i opened the curtain i was staring at the most pinkest large cl'it i ever seen in my life, i was so suprised that i closed the curtain and ran for my life even though she was calling me back, i was already weak nai this woman wan kill me with her oversize toto.

I jumped up from bed and went to the palour then sat down and began thinking, one part of me was blaming me for not bleeping Aunty Charity when i got the chance while the other part told me i did the right thing but Aunty Charity could expose me at anytime she like and i was at risk.

The Multilinks phone began ringing so i quickly picked it up before it wakes the whole house up, it was Micheal our new phone friend but when i answered it, it turned out to be his sister. Fear catch me o, i think say the gorl na winch or so i thought.

"You never sleep?" i said gently because everywhere was quiet.

"I wanted to hear yoiur voice again, i could not sleep, it seems like i knew you already for a long time, you make me restless" she explianed with a tiny voice this time, it seems she was in the bathroom cus her voice ws echoing.

"Shooo, na so e go be, why this girl wan come fall my hand na? Anyway na to follow go cus i trust Idoma babes" i thought.

"Wow, i also could not sleep, i so miss you too" i lied which made her start giggling.

After stressing me for about two hours she finally went to sleep after i pleaded alot, the next day another call again, she later gave me her own Multilinks number and began bombarding my phone with calls.

I began hating Multilinks for even giving people free calls, you need to see different types of multilinks on display, people that dumped theirs went to where they dropped it and began using it again.

I hail Miulitilinks for that stunt sha, i wonder why Mtn abi Etisalat no wan do am, them go just bankrupt.

"We have come back to Makurdi" Gloria announced happily to me two weeks after our chat, i was calculating how to go to Makurdi but their was no chance until an idea presented itself, my mother was invited to a wedding Ceremony in Makurdi.

"Mummy i must foillow you, abeg" i pleaded day and night till she finally agreed at the cost of all my savings which i used as transport.

So many things ran through my mind to do in Makurdi- Idowu, Mercy, Kolo my three main pals then i had a visit to Modern market where Gloria and Micheal said they reside but how to pull that stunts was my worries cus my mother would never let me out of her sight.

"Atleast Makurdi here i come, th rest would come later" i sigh and closed my eyes as the car pull into the road to begin the most nervous two hours of my life.

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"Chai make i go sleep, headache wan kill me"

sкчscrαρεr™:
Mehn, nemesis don catch peter.. I dey feel you bruv..buh in ur last update you said gloria and then blessing. Which one?

Mehn i go check am later, na Gloria i mean, now my body dey shake, make i go find drugs buy.

I go modify am later

The Rock how far naa month don wan end, u know say me lawyer go collect salary! Weldone for the job done so far ooo

Rock i get only one question. How come the numbers of the pple wey u jst form kon call dey around markudi

Come update naa b4 I vex again oo ...

Don't suffer us with posts nw

U wan kill person@rock

Oga the rock i dey gbadun you. Gloria is in trouble but wait o did i hear you say Mercy?
I don start the part two of my story o.

so dis bad boy bleep babes fr my state abi@Rock

linpok: so dis bad boy bleep babes fr my state abi@Rock

Lol....as ur state babes like make one dey enter dier zero...

Hammer us tori

Nice story but na oliver twist mode i dey o

Wia is dat boy? Wia is philip? Rock is making me loose my period

Uthman51:

Lol....as ur state babes like make one dey enter dier zero...

U weeqed o! Bt dat guy na bad boi

Wisdom-Me:
Wia is dat boy? Wia is philip? Rock is making me loose my period

abeg no loose ur period oo

Boll2010: Hammer us tori

Tory coming up

Uthman51:

Lol....as ur state babes like make one dey enter dier zero...

badt boy

linpok: so dis bad boy bleep babes fr my state abi@Rock

Tar no be una girls colect my virginity, go read my season one again. Makurdi babes badt gan

D9ty7: Oga the rock i dey gbadun you. Gloria is in trouble but wait o did i hear you say Mercy?
I don start the part two of my story o.

Yeah all of them still dey Makurdi

I dey come ur side now, abeg paste the link here

Daniel2802: U wan kill person@rock

I no go kill u oo

buoye1: Don't suffer us with posts nw

U wont suffer sire

Uthman51: Come update naa b4 I vex again oo ...

No vex oo, i dey fear ur .97 armoured double barrel machine gun

eyezik3: The Rock how far naa month don wan end, u know say me lawyer go collect salary! Weldone for the job done so far ooo

No worry, i go write u check

scon-p:
Rock i get only one question. How come the numbers of the pple wey u jst form kon call dey around markudi

all of them dey Makurdi oo, i hope u no know them

make una no vex oo, my body been dey weak today. Typing sweet long update...

Waiting for next update ooooooo

I stil dey d background dey observe!!!!

BACK IN MAKURDI
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"Driver slow down abeg" My mother shouted at the driver for the untempt time but the guy was still maintaning his nitro speed like we were going to heaven.

I love things that speed cus the adrenaline rush warms my blood frantically but its not the same for old people, they are easily scared of dieing like they had not enjoy life before.

The journey seem to take forever, my heart beats increased at every given moment, i had been to Makurdi again after we were transferred but then it was with my dad, i went for my check up in the hospital that i was operated on. The doctor was glad to see me, almost all the nurses were there except Nurse Ngozi who i learnt died in a ghastly motor accident. RIP Miss Ngozi.

Noone knew we were in town, my dad used military style, we just came greeted few of his pastor colleagues and went to the hospital then after the check up, it was straight back to Akwanga, i never met any of my former buddies but am sure my mumsy would allow me alittle space to tangle with my friends.

"your attention is alreadyin Makurdi abi? Dont worry, we are going to stay in their Mercy's house till the wedding is over" my mother disrupted my thoughts.

Joy overtook my heart, atleast if its only Mercy and Kolo i would see, then its still good.

I allowed the fast air sweep over my face when i noticed the driver shouting and horning heavily, my attention went to the driver's wind screen. A slow trailer was overtaking another and our driver was coming with high speed, a cold sweat came over me though i was not too scared, i was sitting at the door side facing the road so any impact would have affected me.

"God abeg make i see Gloria before i come heaven" i silently prayed and closed my eyes before a strong impact hit our vehicle, my head hit the glass hard but it did not broke neither did our car tumble or anything, infact i did not feel any injury.

"Abi i don die" i thought and opened my eyes only to see my mother shielding my head, she reduced the impact of my hit, surely i would have gotten a concussion with the impact of the glass.

I was expecting to see the trailer sprawled in one corner but instead it was a J5 bus i saw stopped at our front, our driver was already trying to get out and he was furioused.

"All this small boys, you like speed abi, did you not see me slowing down for trailer to pass, instead you wanted to squeeze between the trailer and us, now look at our car" The driver raged on, i opened the door and made to comeout when the driver slammed it back, my fingers were already out so i quickly withdrew it but it was too late, it slammed two of my fingers, tears almost poured out of my eyes but i held it back and bit my lips in pain.


I came out through the other door to see the damage, my side door was smashed in badly but the J5 was unscarred. The driver and his boys were begging, they claimed to be carrying fruits for a customer in Makurdi and they had no money on them. My phone rang so i shifted away from there to answer it, the number was strange so i just picked it all the same.

"Uduak Una never reach?" a familiar female voice which i tried to recall spoke from the other side of the line.

"Abeg who be this?" i asked.

"So you dont know Mercy again?" she said.

"Wooow, Mercy yoh, how far na, how you take get my number and how you take know say i dey come Makurdi?" i asked so many questions.

"Look at you, dont you know news flies" she joked and bursted into laughter, i told her we were almost there while excluding the little accident we just got.

"Abeg do come quick" she said excitedly and put off the call. I smiled and walked back to my mum's side.

"Mummy Makurdi people dey wait for us ooo" i said and she began laughing.

"Oh you sef, they have been calling me since yestaday" She replied as another call came in again.

The drivers settled themselves and we continued our journey, my happiness and anxiety had made me forget the pains from my fingers. Makurdi on my mind.

WELCOME TO MAKURDI

The big Dunamis church sign board read as we landed in the city that changed my life or let me say open my eyes to the reality of the real world.

We passed Ogri oko College, the school i went for my first gang fight with Attai, i smiled and sent Gloria a text message that i was in town, my adrenaline rush increased when we passed Julian's house, i was tempted to beg my mother so that i can branch there but i held myself calm, we would meet if fates wants it to happen.

Makurdi had not really changed in my eyes, Public Transport Buses as usual, bikes etc, Including poor power supply- Adegwurulez go tell una more, Makurdi Nepa na bastards

When we landed at north bank Junction a hot damsel that had been waiting for us ran to embrace me. I cleaned my eyes well, it was no other person than my own Mercy, what the fuQ, that babe package had upgraded.

"Mehn see hips" i mistakenly said out for her to hear.

"Uduak you never repent oo" she joked and blow me.

Make i type small add

captain sinzu: I stil dey d background dey observe!!!!

sorry I thought u said u dey under de peep wetin dey below

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"Why i go repent when you still dey alive and hot like this" i said close to her ear to avoid my long eared mother from hearing, Mercy nugded me with his shoulders.

"Ehen so na because you don tall abi, nansense" i said and she bursted out into laughter.

"Uduak i though by now, you would have been in Nite of a thousand laughs with all this your jokes" Mercy said.

"How man go do, Wale Adenuga wey i wan act Papa Ajasco for no wan accept me so i stay for house na" i replied and she continued laughing.

We held hands like lovers and went into their compound, Her two twin sisters jumped out of the house to embrace me, they were all grown up and were developing their own packages.

"Uncle Uduak how is their Favour, Ini and Victory" the asked of my three younger siblings.

I began grinning like i was given suya to chop cus they call me Uncle no be like my siblings wey no fit even add brother title for my name, dem still dey shout Uduak like ringing tone, na only for sunday school class them dey call me Uncle, make dem try call my name for church na, my assistant go flog nonsense comot from their hands.

"They are fine, they wanted coming but my dad said they could not leave their schools" i explained.

"Oya give us their numbers?" Mercy sisters urged me which i willingly did, then my sisters had one apkaco Nokia phone for them both, Uhm just jss students oo, when me reach ss1 before i see break light of phone, world dey change sha.

"The whole area dey wait to see you oo" Mercy said and dragged me to go and buy fuel first before i start my legediz benz waka. We held hands like lovers and talked about out life since i left Makurdi.

I was feeling big boy things as we walked on, cus i was holding the most beautiful girl in North bank or so i thought, i had totally forgot about Gloria.

"Ehen where Kolo na, i never see am oo" i asked Mercy.

"You dey find Kolo, that one na gangsta already, dont worry he would find you himself, he gat his own ways" she explained and i smiled, his badness DNA was surely higher than mine.

After buying the fuel and forcing me to eat, Mercy and her sisters dragged me out, it was time to show me round the area, my own former area, still Kolo had not still arrived home, i was begining to fear that dude or so i thought.
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"Shebi i don try ba? Oya goodnight ooo" love you all.


Make i go check my Kidda berry, Clemzy, Dhourtun and D9ty7

Gud nite all & say no to wet dreams

Great episode

I dey follow dohourtun die!!make I see wetin kidda berry gat to oFfer!....

Nice update, gud nite y'all

Una good morning ooo, make i type small

The rock5555: Una good morning ooo, make i type small

waiting..

The rock5555: Una good morning ooo, make i type small

Bros we dey wait you