hibty: we started from the bottom now we here......i dey ur back always.tinking of putting up my story here too sometime soon dou it wud be my first ever public write up.i av dis problem,m never confident abt my writing buh ur story however inspired me to start sumtin....peace

hibty if u no give me the link to ur story i go vex wit u beta no 4get me o

D9ty7: Winnie was beggin immediately she saw a police van waiting for her. She bribed me by giving me her number and residential address.
Lekinz is forming macho man. A back heel kick was unleashed on him and immediately he dropped his gun and promised me his daughter's number.

dat got me laughing hard. Buhahahahahahahahahaha

@Foxy u no go see my sister number unless na she give u by herself. Or maybe when i start calling u Floxy

@Priceless love-Thanks babe.

@D9ty7; Winnie and Lekinz- make una take am sofri oo b4 my oga at the top book una for derailing.

@Daniel and Clemzy-Am glad u both are here, una go be my right hand men.

Prince my son-go better continue ur story oo, welcome dude

Typing inside Youth Meeting....

Pls accept my sincere apology @foxy _flow
No mine me jare, na too much white garri na e cause #wìnk#

I see una @ Kingphilip and Money soldier

Uduak this your first update is very long ooOoo, shey u don buy another phone niyen?

Ormorlehwah: Hahahaha, u don miss @kingphilp

no worry jare i don show....glo tot dey were wiser than solomon...
So for dis whole thread no person notice my absence only this beta person

Winnie1950: Walks into thread with ak47. Oga lekinz abeg i need enough grounnut to load this my chicken lap because e be like say plenty people go mess up today and i go dey ready to send them six inches below this thread.

hmmm, your picture looks innocent but you talk razz. I love razz girls and i wouldn't mind a female bouncer with chesting abs.

Clemzy16: Uduak this your first update is very long ooOoo, shey u don buy another phone niyen?

Na still as normal oo, the thing go dey long 2day,tomorow e go come short, na the tin sabi itsef.

My job na too type till 5000 words finish

lekinz:

It seems dis guy is a learner....Groundnut nd chicken laps are codes used in describing bullet nd gun respectively nd if u still dont understand ask Foxy ....u better don't try rubbish ....Enuf groundnut dey Ooooo

Oga Lekinz tell am o,groundnut plenty make him no mess up..

Chai Uduak, u and pussi ehn... By the way, which position you give me?

philcz: Oga Lekinz tell am o,groundnut plenty make him no mess up..

No mind am Jawe

Roflmao!!! See the way you clap the innocent child... Actually i fit do worse ooOooo.. I get annoyed when babies cry too much, especially when i am trying to concentrate on something. By the way, nobody even cared to ask for me! *sad face*

lekinz:

Oga accelerate jooor

GoD punish devil. I don finally catch up wit una. I bin dey fear to start the story with the number of comments wey i see, i nor know say na about 3 or 4 updates Uduak don drop!!

I'm officially back. Let the fun continue. . .

Ritababe - na which year u wan start your story naw, abi u just dey joke fa! I wan know how you take go russia come back at 16. Hope say no be libya you follow go?!

Clemzy16: GoD punish devil. I don finally catch up wit una. I bin dey fear to start the story with the number of comments wey i see, i nor know say na about 3 or 4 updates Uduak don drop!!

No mind d yeye guy joor

lekinz:

No mind d yeye guy joor

Abi o! Uduak come and update before......

Kingphilip no worry,we r together..... Rock cumma update ooooo

Clemzy16: Abi o! Uduak come and update before......

Shey u wan dey threaten am ni??

hibty: Kingphilip no worry,we r together..... Rock cumma update ooooo

hope u don de put pen for paper ba? Abeg do start

Ritababe shey make we roast cow shit for u b4 u go start the tory?

Rock mey ne yanafaruwa mana ka zo ka yi ma ni update

HAUSA BOYS
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"where you dey play your Pes?"I asked Peter.

"Na for one small boy place oo" He replied.

"So na small children you dey use teach lesson bah?" I taunted him.

"You dey mad oo, you know me, i don play sowtey dem beg me sef" He bragged, i kept quiet because we had to face eachother to prove ourselves.

We took a bike to my favourite game shop,owned by one of my muslim friends. He was glad to see us, the guy always gives me his own laptop Pes3 to use anytime i came there so we were very close.

When we drop from the bike i saw some group of dudes quarelling and rasing their voices at each other, i noticed one of them was putting on a military uniform so i did not even near there cus those soldier boys could be very unpredictable.

Suddenly a black dude bursted away from the group of people and walked passed us, he was cursing and swearing at unknown things, he followed the exact road that we were supposed to take to the game shop.

"Make una come naw, Walahi i go kill person" The guy was shouting as he went ahead of us, we followed him but something was wrong, he was daring his enemies to come but when i turned just me and Peter were on that road with him.

"So una dey come ba?" i go kill person be that" The guy threatened and then placed his hands between his back trousers and brought out a long knife wrapped in its sealth, my eyes opened wider, i wondered how he placed the knife there and still walked comfortably.

"Your own don finish be that, begin pray your last" The hausa boy suddenly said and began walking back to our direction.

"Peter you sure say no be us this man dey come for..." i did not notice any one by my side again, i turned to see that Peter had disappeared, leaving me to my fate.

"So na so Uduak go take die, for hausa man hand, Me wey Jos Riot no fit Kill me, Accident no fit, Operation no fit, Zenda no fit kill, Makurdi cult guys no fit, Ombatse boys no fit, na just one rugged Hausa boy go send me six feet below, what a lie" I told myself.

Since i was not guilty neither did i know who was quareling with him my yeye legs refused to run, i stood transfixed then something told me to protect myself so i covered my stomach with one hand and held my head with the other-Foolishness na disease oo.

"Leave me na, bastard, Zain Chi Boron Uhban ku" The guy said. Ask Foxy for meaning

I slowly opened my eyes which i closed with fear to see the guy held down on the ground by the soldier guy and some people, he was kicking and struggling but the blows he got from his captors weakened him.

"Kai Peter, if say i get camera phone i for snap you, you just stand like say you dey collect Blessing from heaven" The st'upid Peter mocked me, i chased him like a mad man, partly due to anger and partly due to relief that i survived the near death experience.

I eventually gave up after i could not catch him cus he was running like an Antelope, we went to the game shop together after he apologised.

"Man P-roo, i hear say you nearly die" Hussaini the shop owner hailed me.

One thing with bad news-It flies.

"Naso jare, thats why you go give me enough free game to use celebrate oo" I replied and collected his laptop, it was time to show Peter whose boss.

He selected Manchester city F.C while i took my customised team, Peter F.C. You can call it cheating but na my sweat and brain i use create them, i had players with super powers.

My favourite player was a guy i created called Krachenko, The Commentator had gotten used to the name that he shouts it at every given moment. Till date that is my nick name in that shop.

"Kai Uduak you be mugu oo, which team be this wey you no fit collect ball if them dey go to your post? Fall dey no wan fall, na just to dey tear net with shot" Peter complained, i began laughing hard.

"I tell you say you be learner naw" i scolded him after i had given him 10-nil for the untempt time, The guy was not smiling again.

He got tired and got up angrily so i began playing Residence Evil 4, Damn that game is so sweet am sure Miss terious would certainly hate it, but i love popping zombie brains.

After playing for like 2hours i got up to pay only to find out that i was wearing a pocketless trouser, the bend down select type that my sister gave to me as her departure gift when she was leaving for school.

That moment my phone rang so i ran outside to recieve it, it was my dad.

"Where are you?" h shouted as i answered.

"Ehm am coming, am just nearby" i said nervously

"I give you 5minutes to be here, and i hope you cook the rice for afternoon food that i told you to cook cus this children are hungry" my dad said and put off the phone.

I was in four hot mess,1. No money to pay game fee, 2. Be at home in five minute when i no get bike money, 3.I was with house key, 4. I did not cook afternoon food.

"Maybe Davido began composing Gobe lyrics after he saw my plight that day" I was doomed.

Trouble was my second name again, i had not grown above it...

To Be Continued...

See una tomorow, i go house dem chop food leave me.

#Murder mood activated#

I dey enjoy this story die

I don show, so una no ask of me! *i just dey look una*

So "rock's family" dey dedicate dia child @ Season 2 & nobody cared to invite me. God is watching

Lolzzz u don enter am again.nice update

Na so so one chance u dey enter?...i sure say na because of u p square sing danger.......

Chai wahala dey.....

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]I was in four hot mess,1. No money to pay game fee, 2. Be at home in five minute when i no get bike money, 3.I was with house key, 4. I did not cook afternoon food.[/O


ONly you!!!!!!

Rotfl......I no evny u o,....
am so loving dis story

#following#

chade: Rotfl......I no evny u o,....
am so loving dis story

#following#

Where u dey since?
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