Clemzy16: hmmm, your picture looks innocent but you talk razz. I love razz girls and i wouldn't mind a female bouncer with chesting abs.

i talk razz but i don't act razz. Only my close friends and classmates know that side of me. I'm usually reserved (melancholy) but i can act like an extrovert when i want to.

I dey skul dey teach my student i cum online to see say oga rock neva update *vexing tinz* why u dey do me like dz naa upon say i bin dey set question for exam i still dey squeeze myself cum read ur update, i don dey vex for u ooo..well i understand sha oga rock, so far say i b ur lawyer i go dey respect my clients
#TeamUduak

eyezik3: I dey skul dey teach my student i cum online to see say oga rock neva update *vexing tinz* why u dey do me like dz naa upon say i bin dey set question for exam i still dey squeeze myself cum read ur update, i don dey vex for u ooo..well i understand sha oga rock, so far say i b ur lawyer i go dey respect my clients
#TeamUduak

Bros no vex ooo, i had emergency work so i went by 6am today.

Make i begin type now sef.

Good morning y'all

The rock5555:

Bros no vex ooo, i had emergency work so i went by 6am today.

Make i begin type now sef.

Good morning y'all

Na God save u.....wey I don dey send

Uthman come ur hauz....***Calling

Uthman on his chinko android

*****tuuuun tuuuunnn....****No carry d

gun go again ....come back d guy don dey update

The rock5555:

Bros no vex ooo, i had emergency work so i went by 6am today.

Make i begin type now sef.

Good morning y'all

Na God save u.....wey I don dey send

Uthman come ur hauz....***Calling
Uthman on his chinko android
*****tuuuun tuuuunnn....****No carry d
gun go again ....come back d guy don dey
type

>>>>>following silently<<<<

Oh I don start late again becos of work load, this part two no shaking I dey follow closely. Oga cook, where breakfast

Fonydear: Oh I don start late again becos of work load, this part two no shaking I dey follow closely. Oga cook, where breakfast

join queue jare wen u turn vip wey i go de serve u personally

kingphilip:
join queue jare wen u turn vip wey i go de serve u personally

Na wa for u o his excellency king philip. Make I join that deparment jare.
Rock accept my application, I go dey cook edikang ikong n ekpang for u. No try calabar girl for kitchen o

FOUR BIG WAHALA
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"Peter you don play finish?" Hussiani asked me.

"I don finish oo" i said nervously.

"Ok, your money na N1500" Hussaini said excitedly, if only he knew that even N5 i no get.

"Peter you hold any money?" i asked my friend.

"Walahi na only N10 i get o, and i wan use am buy purewater" he replied.

"You well at all, so na free of charge dem dey come play game" I queried him.

"Peter you dey mad bah? No be you say make we come play game" i fired me back, there was no time for arguing so i left him alone and called Hussiani one side.

"Bros abeg i no hold money here oo, you fit allow me go come back later with am" i pleaded.

"Peter you think say here na charity organisation? Abeg pay me my money" he shouted at me.

"Uduak i dey go, thank you very much" Peter said and left me to my predicament for the third time that day.

"Haba Hussaini, no be like that na, you know say i dey always pay you, na my trouser no get pocket" i explained. He dragged my trouser to one side and found that i as saying the truth so he had pity on me.

"Ok, do go bring the money come back" he said and turned to go.

"Hussiani abeg wait, please i fit borrow fifty naira from your hand?"

"Ubanka, you never pay me for the one you owe you wan collect collect another one...." i quickly sprinted out before they would all turn on me cus it was a muslim neigbourhood.

Thank God for giving me the ability to decipher short routes, i began running faster than Usain Bolt, people were wondering what was wrong with me but i did not care at all, i was timeing myself as i ran with all my energy.

Finally i reached home at excatly 6mins time, all together i had spent about 10minutes in the shop, my brain was working anti clockwise, so many thoughts ran through my mind.

I had conquered two problems which one was still blinking red and i had two more to conquer, my dad's Vehicle was outside so i knew he was waiting for me to come first- One slap was to be my payment. Then an idea entered my sharp brain. I had one ally. Mama Otusha my in-law.

"who dey here?" i shouted.

"Na me oo" another female voice spoke from inside, not like Mama Otusha's own, it was one of her girl called Racheal.

"Ehmm abeg i want food" i replied.

"How much own?" she asked.

"Put N70 own for three plates"

When she did she covered the plates and gave to me, and stood waiting for me.

"Wetin?" i asked boldly.

"You don give me money? Abi the food na free?" She asked me.

"Ehm i be Mama Francis Inlaw na, na me go marry Otusha" i said with my vapourized brain.

"See this mad boy oo, how much you don pay for her head? Na baby you wan marry. My freind better give me money before i slap you oo" she threatened.

"So you fit slap me?" i asked suprised.

"Look at you, small boy like you, if i slap you what can you do?" she boasted.

If that i was not holding food i would have placed my hands on my head cus that was disrespect of the highest order. An ss1 girl that is belittling me like this, what rubbish- Chai if say i get Bear bear now she for fear me, i thought but i was a beggar and a beggar has no choice so i had to mellow down.

"Ok sorry oo, make i go bring the money come" i said and went inside, i was in deep Shi't.

When i open gate i began singing.

'Happy birthday to you'

Without even allowing me finish singing my dad tear me one slap which made all the food to pour one the ground. That moment the gate Opened, it was Racheal.

"So you don pour the food, better pay me my money oo" Racheal said.

"Where are you coming from?" my dad shouted.

"Uduak i hope you don cook ba?" My siblings moaned while holding their stomachs.

For the first time in my life, my lies suddenly deserted me, my head was empty like a frying pan.

I was in a tripple mess.

"Psquare's wahala dey was ringing in my head"

If una know how am occupied now eh, una go pity me, na hiding mood wey i use type this one oo, pls bear with me. When i have time i go cont

Fonydear:
Na wa for u o his excellency king philip. Make I join that deparment jare.
Rock accept my application, I go dey cook edikang ikong n ekpang for u. No try calabar girl for kitchen o

4 cooks?aren't bad at all jst submit ur application to either Jumi or Ormor and dey'll give ya feedback

Fonydear:
Na wa for u o his excellency king philip. Make I join that deparment jare.
Rock accept my application, I go dey cook edikang ikong n ekpang for u. No try calabar girl for kitchen o

Yeah i like calabar girls cooking oo, no be like Jumizie wey sabi cook tea and bread only u are welcomed to start work

So my bouncers still dey use chinko fones, make una send Winnie by 10pm to my bedroom to collect three brand new c-10 touch Blackberry fones. I say only Winnie should come alone oo

Kai rock,ur name suppose be wahala

Fonydear:
Na wa for u o his excellency king philip. Make I join that deparment jare.
Rock accept my application, I go dey cook edikang ikong n ekpang for u. No try calabar girl for kitchen o

i hear say calabar girl dey sweet to nyansh wella, no other tribe fit try them. Na true??

Chai, Uduak if u no fit slap Racheal wen she be dey insult u, na wetin the girl wey u beat som days back come do yhu.

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Abeg who knw seun make e help me tell am say i don spend more than a month online since wen i register, na 3hours i com see nw. Na how i wan take make almost 2000 comments for 2hours, shey i be winch? *angry*

Rock as a silent reader for part1 I kept laffin my ass out till d yansh remain smal...now u don start part 2...bros wetin go cum hapen to my yansh na.... Have mercy on ur boi... Btw abeg I wan learn work for ur hand..wetin b d registration process na baba mi?

Oya na, I don show for here.

#Ghostmodeactivated

Nkpume Iko is here now.

Finally i'm here

Rock see as wahala dey follow lyk housefly for dis story

He denied you as Peter denied Jesus three times.

The rock5555: So my bouncers still dey use chinko fones, make una send Winnie by 10pm to my bedroom to collect three brand new c-10 touch Blackberry fones. I say only Winnie should come alone oo

i dey come with my sexy pink bikini but if i see any funny looking shape like carrot or cucumber for ur trouser i go shoot am. *evil grin*

Clemzy16: I'm officially back. Let the fun continue. . .

Ritababe - na which year u wan start your story naw, abi u just dey joke fa! I wan know how you take go russia come back at 16. Hope say no be libya you follow go?!

guy no blame me oh.. U know i dont even comment like before again, am very busy now i dont want to start it and stop at the middle........i wil start as soon as possible for now

study and assignment are my two husbands

kingphilip:
hope u don de put pen for paper ba? Abeg do start

Ritababe shey make we roast cow shit for u b4 u go start the tory?

Rock mey ne yanafaruwa mana ka zo ka yi ma ni update

chaii see as una don put me for hotsit......abeg i nor go fit start now

this is my first year in school and i have to settle down, i even still dey look for apartment to stay and lecturer no want make we rest at all...........8 to 6 everyday plus assignment abi una want make i start am and dey update every weekend?

ritababe:

chaii see as una don put me for hotsit......abeg i nor go fit start now
abi una want make i start am and dey update every weekend?

We no want dat o. Afta u must av settled down u can start with ease.

[b][/b] am waitin for the next update with anxiousness:-D