;d

hmm!

person wey dey fear woman like tomorrow no dey

hmm!

Ben who are you referring to?

uhh ''Mully'' tell me u don't know

;d

i wouldn't ask if i do

did you hear wht the guy called you?

A boy returned from school after the promotional
examination and the following ensued between him and his
father:

Son: Daddy, do you know what?

Daddy: No, not until you tell me my son.

Son: You are not going to buy books for me next session

Daddy: Why? Have you been given a scholarship?

Son: No! I am repeating the class.

A middle aged man met his secondary school mate at a filling station, they exchanged pleasantries. The school mate was dressed in a French suit and was driving a hummer
jeep.

The man was amazed and asked his friend what job he was doing, the friend replied that he was a pastor and asked him to give his life to Jesus for things to go well for
him. The man collected his complimentary card.

On getting home, he decides to be a pastor so as to amass wealth. Luckily for him on getting out the next day, he sees a vacancy for the post of an assistant pastor in front
of a church. He immediately applied and the interview was conducted immediately.

The interview went thus:

The church: Give us your full name, surname first.

The man: Brown, Peter Samson

The church: Give us a verse in the New Testament and give a message on it for three minutes.

The man: Turn your legs to one side, do not kill that insect for you cannot create insects.

The Church: Give us another verse before you preach.

The man: Twinkle, twinkle little star. How above thy,

The Church: (Interrupts) where can we find the two verses in the Bible?

The Man: The first one is in chapter Romans Verse John, the second is in chapter Romans verse Corinthians.

The Church: Before you applied for this job, you must have been a worker in God's vineyard. Tell us the job you were doing in the vineyard?

The Man: Barman, experience, one year. I can carry four bottles of beer and four glass cups all together in my hand and none will fall.

The Church: It is okay. Come tomorrow for the result!

Jude had closed work on Wednesday, on his way home; Jude decided he would give any lady that came his way a lift.

After the 2nd turn from his office in Apapa expressway, he saw a Catholic Sister and gave her a lift.

While they were driving; he did not know how to start a conversation with her. Jude therefore placed his hand on the Sister’s laps, pretending it was the car gear stick.

The Sister softly said "Mathew 7:7"; He quickly removed his hand, and resumed concentrating on his driving.

Some distance later, Jude attempted placing his hand on the Sister’s laps a second and third time, each time, the Sister repeated, "Mathew 7:7".

When the Sister got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the Jude, "Young man, The problem with you is that you don't read your Bible" Mathew 7:7

When the Jude got home, he took his Bible and opened Mathew 7:7; which reads "Ask and it shall be given you".

Jude was really really sorry for himself.

lol, u look like jude

now I know you're the catholic sister that wouldn't say her mind

read this before

that's one of the common statements we hear in the jokes section

winchie ur thread is ok, kip it up

i miss u sha, yeye winse

and the most thing that happen from you is ctrl C ctrl V

@Ben,
tight ones, lol

Sylve

wetin happen to your eyes? abi you smoke weed

no be everybody dey smoke weed na, some prefer dry shit mixed with sulphur

dat type dey spark By. brain

by.dot even dey mix it up with crude oil for more satisfaction

come pour am inside foil paper for more effect

you wey don get experience, what is the outcome?

madness!

and where will that lead him to?

kk