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Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Backagain: 12:08pm On Sep 29, 2009
I wan laff die grin grin grin
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bashydemy(m): 2:20pm On Sep 29, 2009
laff now just cover your gutter
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bydot1(m): 5:14am On Sep 30, 2009
U dey talk o shocked
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bashydemy(m): 8:31am On Sep 30, 2009
make i no talk?
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bashydemy(m): 8:35am On Sep 30, 2009
make i no talk?
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by clemcykul(f): 8:48am On Sep 30, 2009
na u get ur kpomo mouth o
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 8:53am On Sep 30, 2009
lol, twinny how bori? kiss kiss cool
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by romsky: 8:58am On Sep 30, 2009
fyn o Sgt Syl
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by clemcykul(f): 9:06am On Sep 30, 2009
impersonator!

u nid to be stoned
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by lbotus(f): 9:29am On Sep 30, 2009
ok, but don't kill me. please!!
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by clemcykul(f): 9:31am On Sep 30, 2009
lol no stress u know am kind hearted
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 11:11am On Sep 30, 2009
kind hearted in stealing
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Abbeycity4(f): 11:25am On Sep 30, 2009
wey clem!!!
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 11:30am On Sep 30, 2009
you think say I dey fear the winch?
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Abbeycity4(f): 11:38am On Sep 30, 2009
Ben bawo? i dey find am to beat ni jare cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 11:49am On Sep 30, 2009
you don dey get power be that o. remember say clems na samuel peter.
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by clemcykul(f): 11:50am On Sep 30, 2009
may amadioha garnish una left leg
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by lordjoe(m): 11:54am On Sep 30, 2009
cheii Ben no go kill me with laffs grin grin
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 11:57am On Sep 30, 2009
abeg wait make I see better people cheesy joe waddup?

Clems you wey amadioha don bend ya neck 4yrs ago
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by clemcykul(f): 12:23pm On Sep 30, 2009
lol onye ara
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by lbotus(f): 1:42pm On Sep 30, 2009
lol
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 5:24pm On Sep 30, 2009
A man was caught sleeping with his landlady by his Landlord. And after thorough beating by other neighbours and passersby, he decided to go to court to justify his
action and challenge the treatment he received from his landlord and neighbours.

Now before the magistrate the man asked:

"If CARPENTERS enjoy CARPENTRY,

POETS enjoy POETRY,

COOKS enjoy COOKERY,

INFANTS enjoy INFANTRY,

THEN ADULTS should be allowed to enjoy ADULTERY!"
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 5:28pm On Sep 30, 2009
A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man in Mecca Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled bottles of beer, when suddenly the police entered and arrested them.
They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each received 20 lashes.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"

The Yoruba man thought for a second, then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done.

The Igbo man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." This was done.

The Hausa Man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "Since you share the same tribe with the President of your country, you are permitted to have two wishes!"

The Hausa Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip
available."

"If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back before the lash."

grin grin
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Backagain: 5:32pm On Sep 30, 2009
grin shocked wicked hausa man
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Potu(m): 9:06pm On Sep 30, 2009
Essentially, a waste of time!
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bashydemy(m): 9:34pm On Sep 30, 2009
the man na person like Ben
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bydot1(m): 1:41am On Oct 01, 2009
U mean Benard
duudee, cnt stop lafin grin cheesy
that hausa man too wicked o
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bashydemy(m): 7:56am On Oct 01, 2009
yes bernard him full name na bernand contagora
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bydot1(m): 5:07am On Oct 02, 2009
hw u take knw him full name? sad'
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 8:47am On Oct 02, 2009
you still dey listen to that guy wey too dey lie. na 419 o
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by clemcykul(f): 10:50am On Oct 02, 2009
yawns**

winchie my pikin how u dey?
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 12:05pm On Oct 02, 2009
gerrout! who be ya pikin

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