semd me Devine help Lord!

Nice thread... Welcome home bro

Fairview1:
Ije awele (Smooth sailing bro)

You mean you left Nigeria since 2011?

Wow! That's a whole lot of years outside the shore of this beautiful Country called Nigeria. 8years is no moi moi. A lot of things must have happened within the past eight years, either as a student or a hustler in a country where things usually work out as planned when you chose to put in the works.

I can see and sense lots of transformation in you. Financially, Mentally, Physically, Ideologically, etcetera.

Pls, make sure you buy us those beautiful UK chocolates. I have missed them a whole lot.

I beg help collect my iPhone wey dey my brother hand if u dey come.. I go give u transport fare.. Stay calm nija dey hot.

pocohantas:
Hmmmm. Alex US is coming back for Christmas.

De Alex, are you coming to take a wife?

Safe journey o.

Olosho Somebody already trying to take care of business...

salford1:

I remember by days of traveling with naija passport. There was a time I was singled out by a border official in Paris CDG airport. I was almost stripped search. They said I look suspicious. Naija passport holders have little respect in foreign countries.

Lol, this made my day. But true true my man, were you not looking suspicious?

I hope there is no traffic in the road ryt

seunmohmoh:
I have to park here.

Alexandre7:


Yes I do.

But they only asked for my U.S. Passport.

Only British Passport Holders, European Passport Holders, U.S. Passport Holders, Canadian Passport Holders & Australian Passport Holders are allowed to use the smart gate.

See the bold letters up top.. That is my zone.. lol.. Will visit London, UK pretty soon.

Well?

Have you poked Poco yet?

YorubaKing:


Olosho Somebody already trying to take care of business...

Lol. I am an olosho for asking a young man if he is coming back to take a wife? I didn't fûck him and collect money o. Na wa!

ufotty2001:
Pocohantas@ this is the best time for u to eradicate poverty in ur life and family..

There is no poverty in my life/family, neither is marriage a poverty alleviation programme. Please do not insult my hardworking parents. Thanks

bukatyne:
Interesting thread.

And we need the update on the budding romance between Alexandre and Poco hantas

Lol. God is in control, Sis.

Lol...

Pocohantas don wet finish. The power of green card

Alexandre7:


Yes I do.

But they only asked for my U.S. Passport.

Only British Passport Holders, European Passport Holders, U.S. Passport Holders, Canadian Passport Holders & Australian Passport Holders are allowed to use the smart gate.

.. Africans don suffer,. there's no single African country there..

agarawu23:
my prediction is coming to reality, they have both gone offline to exchange numbers

Nawa o, no be the same Poco wey talk say she don engage? Baba God biko help me make i jand so I fit come back snatch any snatchable

Alexandre7:
Currently at Abu Dhabi Airport and getting ready to board to Lagos.

So I wasn't able to visit Dubai because I had a lot of places to go to here in Abu Dhabi.

Hopefully on my way back to the United States, I should be able to make a stopover in Dubai.

Please dont argue with any uniform man in Nigeria, I heard they are all mad.

The number of viewers on this thread is scary

Btw those of you tackling Pocohantas for seemingly being over-friendly and exchanging numbers, while ignoring the other males are hypocrites

Someone already asked to be shown love, another is already begging for School fees, one is talking about real estate without being asked but I don't see anyone tackling them

YorubaKing:


Olosho Somebody already trying to take care of business...

Y the name? Biko respect yourself this is a civil happy thread carry ur mu.mu vibes comot

adewumiopeyemi:
I hope there is no traffic in the road ryt

There is traffic in Lagos every time. I'm tired.

blessedvisky:
The number of viewers on this thread is scary

Btw those of you tackling Pocohantas for seemingly being over-friendly and exchanging numbers, while ignoring the other males are hypocrites

Someone already asked to be shown love, another is already begging for School fees, one is talking about real estate without being asked but I don't see anyone tackling them

I don't even understand why they are insulting me upandan. Later they will say Nigerian girls are unfriendly, but when you are friendly - you still get tagged olosho.

Which one person go do so?

Having that united state passport will give you rest of mind till the day you die.

No Unnecessary undue harassment..you get respect in every airport in the world as far as you are not a criminal.

God when?

YorubaKing:


Na wah for you sef. How you take know say this guy get money? Cuz he dey live Yankee no mean say him get money na.

Not only meant for him
You are also involved

pocohantas:


I don't even understand why they are insulting me upandan. Later they will say Nigerian girls are unfriendly, but when you are friendly - you still get tagged olosho.

Which one person go do so?

lol... that’s why I don’t like travel threads coming to front page ooo... na once different people go come take things wey be just for fun seriously. You can ignore the thread for now. But it seems you have a lot of enemies on nairaland, wetin you do dem??

Alexandre7:
Hello Everyone,

I’ll be traveling back to Nigeria for the Christmas Season. This’s my first trip back home in almost 8 years.

I’ll be flying from Newark, New Jersey to London, England for via United Airlines &

I’ll be flying from London, England to Lagos, Nigeria via Etihad Airways.

So my current itinerary is: Newark, New Jersey – London, England – Rome, Italy – Abu Dhabi, UAE – Lagos, Nigeria.

I’ll be spending a day in London, England & two days Abu Dhabi, UAE

Join me as I share my trip experience back to my Motherland.

is this idiocy, showoffs or what exactly?. If you get kidnapped for exposing your whereabouts, you start blaming village people. Even US president itinerary is never revealed to the public. Have you even learned about "surprised visit" before?. Put on your thinking cap

SaintHilary:
Who else noticed the picture quality reduced immediately he got to lagos



Brodas hold your babe o.. Ndi Abroad people don dey land one by one

Thats to tell u the amount if co2 in the air. Zoo Republicans are not doing anything about it. Common nepa light, we no get.

Can't you just find a less expensive way of flexing the holidays without coming back to Nigeria

All this Buhari talk wey we don dey yarn since no dey enter Una ear?

Must U experience it

I was all smiles and all until you arrived Nigeria and your beautiful travel story took another turn!

I hope Nigeria can still be redeemed from its curses, because it is obvious Nigeria is cursed! The OP used words of reassurances and beauty while abroad.., when he got to Nigeria, you can read words like- Kidnapped, rob, security conscious, be careful, village people, attacked etc!

God bless we all

Paccus:
lol... that’s why I don’t like travel threads coming to front page ooo... na once different people go come take things wey be just for fun seriously. You can ignore the thread for now. But it seems you have a lot of enemies on nairaland, wetin you do dem??

Nlders are just so rude. Any mature human would know it was just fun. One even took the screenshots to another thread, said I have been in the hotel with him, undergoing intense fûcking. Lmao!!!

I don't know o. They are just angry that a feminist is about to hook Green card. Which isn't even the case. So, they should calm down biko...

otokx:


Most of our African leaders are selfish and greedy.

Yes and no. Watch former AU ambassador to US, Dr. Arikana to understand why borderless entries within Africa is harder and expensive than EU. Most to you guys here don't know a thing.

This thread shouldn't have made fp