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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 5:26pm On Apr 22, 2020
Stephenmoka4:
I know how some play, if you make any tiny mistake they won't let you correct yourself.
You even didnt make any, only that he was trying to catch you out. They know the bible, have the heart and head knowledge of it, but thats where it ends, anything else after, is to try and slip you up with word, try to get you embarrass yourself from not be 100% conversant with the word, just as was done with Eve, lol. Maintaining your stand, standing solid on the word and holding the ground, is best defence, lol
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 10:30pm On Apr 22, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
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From start to end all, in the Bible.

You cant dispute anything in the "sermons", so your only option, is as usual, to be undecided, lol.

This current side of life, is nothing but a rehearsal for eternity, lol.

Sorry, I didn't read the sermon because it's from the nonsense book called Bible grin

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 3:23am On Apr 23, 2020
geoworldedu:
Sorry, I didn't read the sermon because it's from the nonsense book called Bible grin
Skedaddle as much as you like, but mark down the following words.

What you've just now there phrased "nonsense book called Bible" will be presented and used as exhibit to witness against you, lol. Your very own words, will haunt you, as they will turn around and up too, be tendered for use, as evidence presented against you, lol
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 5:57am On Apr 23, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
Skedaddle as much as you like, but mark down the following words.

What you've just now there phrased "nonsense book called Bible" will be presented and used as exhibit to witness against you, lol. Your very own words, will haunt you, as they will turn around and up too, be tendered for use, as evidence presented against you, lol
Laughable grin grin grin Heavenly people with their poor recording system. They recorded everything inside scrolls instead of Google cloud. Just one burning escapee from hell fire will set their whole books of record on fire and that's all grin grin

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 8:29am On Apr 23, 2020
geoworldedu:

Laughable grin grin grin Heavenly people with their poor recording system. They recorded everything inside scrolls instead of Google cloud. Just one burning escapee from hell fire will set their whole books of record on fire and that's all grin grin
Laughable indeed. Now where is Google cloud itself, lol, if not above us, stored on satellites, in space, lol, hmm?

OK, so you think this is typical Naija "burning evidences" culture almost always done to cover things up, right? Where they wifully ignore good practice of Disaster Recovery with Full Redundacy & Failover huh?

All escapee shall not go without las las having their due comeuppance
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:12am On Apr 23, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
Laughable indeed. Now where is Google cloud itself, lol, if not above us, stored on satellites, in space, lol, hmm?

OK, so you think this is typical Naija "burning evidences" culture almost always done to cover things up, right? Where they wifully ignore good practice of Disaster Recovery with Full Redundacy & Failover huh?

All escapee shall not go without las las having their due comeuppance
If the earth is rotating, above will become below and vice versa. And last time I checked you guy's heaven is not found in the sky as you think. Your heaven is in your individual heads grin
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:14am On Apr 23, 2020
Where are God's people? They must know all functions of his penis.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 11:33am On Apr 23, 2020
geoworldedu:
If the earth is rotating, above will become below and vice versa. And last time I checked you guy's heaven is not found in the sky as you think. Your heaven is in your individual heads grin
"This is what the LORD says,
Heaven is my throne
and the earth is my footstool ...
"
- Isaiah 66:1a

There are different places, flavors, kinds and/or types of heavens.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:45am On Apr 23, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
"This is what the LORD says,
Heaven is my throne
and the earth is my footstool ...
"
- Isaiah 66:1a

There are different places, flavors, kinds and/or types of heavens.
How different are you from Isaiah? You can also write I MutteyLaff use heaven as my doormat and the earth is my parlour grin and some stupid people will still believe you cheesy
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 12:09pm On Apr 23, 2020
geoworldedu:
How different are you from Isaiah? You can also write I MutteyLaff use heaven as my doormat and the earth is my parlour grin and some stupid people will still believe you cheesy
Quite different thank you very much for asking. In fact, I am unique. There isn't any two of me.

Fortunately, its not MuttleyLaff, we are discussing here, lol nor my hypothetical write(s) anyway, lol.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:49pm On Apr 23, 2020
geoworldedu:
Where are God's people? They must know all functions of his penis.


pillow biter geoworldedu, nairaland forums queerest cat
you are infatuated with penis

geoworldedu: You can't counter my post because the intelligence is higher than what you could ever imagine. To you, you think God is someone far away in the sky that we can't even touch his penis? No, no, no bros. God is like our friend, we can pull at his dicck in prayers cheesy

geoworldedu:
My hope is built on nothing else than Jesus dicck and righteous mess.
I cannot suck his dicck alone but call on all my friends and foe.

On Christ God's solid dicck I stand, all other diccks are stinking bad, all other diccks are stinking bad (Song by Yahwehpenis) grin





2Timothy
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
For men shall be blasphemers, unholy

Romans
Being filled with fornication, wickedness, haters of God




Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
men with men working that which is unseemly,




Revelation
And whoever was not found written in the Book of Life were thrown
into the Lake of Fire
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:32pm On Apr 24, 2020
johnw47:



pillow biter geoworldedu, nairaland forums queerest cat
you are infatuated with penis









2Timothy
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
For men shall be blasphemers, unholy

Romans
Being filled with fornication, wickedness, haters of God




Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
men with men working that which is unseemly,




Revelation
And whoever was not found written in the Book of Life were thrown
into the Lake of Fire
If I Bleep God, I have not lay down with mankind because God is not a man. It is not bad if I fornicate with God, who will judge God, nobody?
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Perfectbeing(m): 11:09pm On Apr 24, 2020
Where sin abound, the grace of God did much more abound.
The grace of God is with your spirit. Peace..
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:39pm On Apr 24, 2020
geoworldedu:

If I Bleep God, I have not lay down with mankind because God is not a man. It is not bad if I fornicate with God, who will judge God, nobody?

pillow biter geoworldedu,

you talk about handling and sucking dick, you talk about penis often, you are infatuated with penis
you are nairaland forums queerest cat

Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
men with men working that which is unseemly,
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 1:00pm On Apr 26, 2020
johnw47:


pillow biter geoworldedu,

you talk about handling and sucking dick, you talk about penis often, you are infatuated with penis
you are nairaland forums queerest cat

Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
men with men working that which is unseemly,
I don't suck human penis. Jehovah's penis is enough for me to play with.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:01pm On Apr 26, 2020
geoworldedu:
I don't suck human penis. Jehovah's penis is enough for me to play with.

pillow biter geoqueero

of course you do, anyone who talks about playing with and sucking penis
like you do is indeed a fairy, don'r worry i won't tell, oh closet cocck suckeroo

Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
men with men working that which is unseemly,



that you talk about touching and sucking God's penis
makes you even a more twisted homo than some others

geopansy the queerest cat in nairaland forums
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:44am On Apr 27, 2020
johnw47:


pillow biter geoqueero

of course you do, anyone who talks about playing with and sucking penis
like you do is indeed a fairy, don'r worry i won't tell, oh closet cocck suckeroo

Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
men with men working that which is unseemly,



that you talk about touching and sucking God's penis
makes you even a more twisted homo than some others

geopansy the queerest cat in nairaland forums

grin grin. Bro John don't take this thing too serious biko. Even God is taking it with light finger light penis.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:22am On Apr 27, 2020
geoworldedu:
grin grin. Bro John don't take this thing too serious biko. Even God is taking it with light finger light penis.

twisted geocato, you cant get your mind of penis and homosexual acts, of course

Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
men with men working that which is unseemly,
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:58pm On Apr 27, 2020
geoworldedu: You can't counter my post because the intelligence is higher than what you could ever imagine. To you, you think God is someone far away in the sky that we can't even touch his penis? No, no, no bros. God is like our friend, we can pull at his dicck in prayers cheesy

geoworldedu:
My hope is built on nothing else than Jesus dicck and righteous mess.
I cannot suck his dicck alone but call on all my friends and foe.


geopoofo, you are infatuated with penis and homosexual acts

you are nairaland forums queerest cat

1Co 6:9  Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate,
nor men who practice homosexuality
,

Rev_20:15  And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by abduljabbar4(m): 12:26am On Apr 28, 2020
geoworldedu:
Pls I really need an answer to this. It bothers me day and night. Does God also wee wee with his peniis or he only used it to straff vrigin Mary to give birth to baby Jesus? Pls I need answers.
Yahweh also Got laid by thousands of Virgin canaanites
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 1:09am On Apr 28, 2020
^^^ queer birds of a feather

infatuated with penis
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 9:17am On Apr 28, 2020
abduljabbar4:

Yahweh also Got laid by thousands of Virgin canaanites
This is fact. I've been talking about the private parts of Yahweh God for a while now. He's capable of doing what you just alleged.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 10:23am On Apr 28, 2020
geoworldedu:
This is fact. I've been talking about the private parts of Yahweh God for a while now. He's capable of doing what you just alleged.

geohomo, you never stop talking about private parts/penis
and about handling and sucking them, oh nairaland forums queerest cat

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 5:28am On Apr 30, 2020
johnw47:


geohomo, you never stop talking about private parts/penis
and about handling and sucking them, oh nairaland forums queerest cat
God's penis is good for a suck cheesy
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:29am On Apr 30, 2020
geoworldedu:
God's penis is good for a suck cheesy

^^^ that is reply to this vvv

johnw47:


geohomo, you never stop talking about private parts/penis
and about handling and sucking them, oh nairaland forums queerest cat

smiley
pillow biter geohomo, see yet how you are obsessed with penis and with sucking them, oh nairalands queerest cat
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:31am On Apr 30, 2020
geoworldedu:
God's penis is good for a suck cheesy

oh duh homogeo, its already very well known that you are a poof infatuated with penis
its so very clear you are nairalands queerest cat, which you are obviously proud of

and im happy to keep reminding you of your queer self, and of your destination:

Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly,

1Co 6:9  Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor men who practice homosexuality,

Rev 21:8  But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Rev_20:15  And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.

poor dum homo, smile
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 1:32am On May 01, 2020
is this drag queen geoworldedu

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11453762_dragqueen7_jpegdd74268bf1dc68459b8c5438bb61057f

or with those nails, maximus69 wife, could be one or the other
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by orisa37: 6:50am On May 01, 2020
It's a Miracle unsuitable for uncommon discuss.]
The Holy SPIRIT straffed Mary not Good. It was a SPIRIT DIFFERENT FROM Physical.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by orisa37: 7:02am On May 01, 2020
She looks cool after the straffing-Miracle wonder
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 12:17pm On May 02, 2020
orisa37:
She looks cool after the straffing-Miracle wonder
grin Have u backslided?
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by orisa37: 3:30pm On May 02, 2020
geoworldedu:
grin Have u backslided?



Into what? I am a SnrJesus but still Chris-Hyphen
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 1:46am On May 03, 2020

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