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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by TaminaliaCatapa: 11:25pm On Apr 19, 2020
geoworldedu:
God belongs to the straffers club too. Hmm.

Omg bro... grin
You really made me laugh so hard...

Those folks up there are taking life too seriously, especially religion.

So tell me, are u an atheist OR you believe in God but just don’t dig religion

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 12:30am On Apr 20, 2020
TaminaliaCatapa:


Omg bro... grin
You really made me laugh so hard...

Those folks up there are taking life too seriously, especially religion.

So tell me, are u an atheist OR you believe in God but just don’t dig religion
The latter cheesy

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by TaminaliaCatapa: 12:42am On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:

The latter cheesy

Same here man...those folks lack mental capabilities to challenge “norms” they were forced to believe..


I also don’t give a rat’s ass about any fucking religion....religion has killed more than corona, HIV and cancer will ever

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 12:45am On Apr 20, 2020
TaminaliaCatapa:


Same here man...those folks lack mental capabilities to challenge “norms” they were forced to believe..


I also don’t give a rat’s ass about any fucking religion....religion has killed more than corona, HIV and cancer will ever
Exactly. Religion in Africa is a great setback. We need to shake their dumb head from it.

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by TaminaliaCatapa: 12:47am On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:
Exactly. Religion in Africa is a great setback. We need to shake their dumb head from it.

Really shows these guys have very low IQ...

Please keep up the good work bro...

Their fav pastors and imams can’t provide cures or do miracles...they are waiting for corona to be over so they can start their miracle night Crusades and festivities

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 12:47am On Apr 20, 2020
TaminaliaCatapa:


Really shows these guys have very low IQ...

Please keep up the good work bro...

Their fav pastors and imams can’t provide cures or do miracles...they are waiting for corona to be over so they can start their miracle night Crusades and festivities
grin grin

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by TaminaliaCatapa: 12:49am On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:
grin grin

Bless you big man...I thought I’m alone...liberated people like us are pretty scarce

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 1:01am On Apr 20, 2020
TaminaliaCatapa:


Bless you big man...I thought I’m alone...liberated people like us are pretty scarce
Thanks man

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by ArcFresky(m): 1:25am On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:
But the Bible said that God impregnated Mary. Check our Bible well before you post.

Oga, naa u sabi
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Nobody: 4:48am On Apr 20, 2020
1stola:

Stupid question
Lol...e pain you? Enter a church anywhere in the world and shout Allahuakbar and see whether they will not leave the church for you in fear. But enter a mosque on
our very own Kano and shout blood of Jesus and see whether your head will not leave your body.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Faithful4real(m): 4:51am On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:
But the Bible said that God impregnated Mary. Check our Bible well before you post.

Chaii you dey read backyard Bible.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:35am On Apr 20, 2020
Faithful4real:


Chaii you dey read backyard Bible.
U don't study our Bible at all. God bleeped Mary na.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Faithful4real(m): 11:35am On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:
U don't study our Bible at all. God bleeped Mary na.


the Holy spirit came upon her
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:41am On Apr 20, 2020
Faithful4real:



Madoo the Holy spirit came upon her
The holy spirit cummed upon her

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Faithful4real(m): 11:45am On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:
The holy spirit cummed upon her

I can see you have mental problem. Mary was the only person who did not get pregnant with sexual intercourse and sperm.

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 12:05pm On Apr 20, 2020
Faithful4real:


I can see you have mental problem. Mary was the only person who got pregnant with sexual intercourse and sperm.
Your own mental problem is COVID-19 related. As in, no cure for it yet.

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Faithful4real(m): 12:11pm On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:
Your own mental problem is COVID-19 related. As in, no cure for it yet.

You are only saying this because you don't have any proof. You atheist all you do is to curse and curse cool
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 12:12pm On Apr 20, 2020
Faithful4real:


You are only saying this because you don't have any proof. You atheist all you do is to curse and curse cool
proof of what? And u even started the curse sef, plus I'm not an atheist.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by HeavenlyHolines(m): 12:15pm On Apr 20, 2020
If you like write textbooks against God that wouldn't change who God is. He has told us that people like ur type will arise which he called Antichrist. So we r not perturbed. For the fact that u don't believe in him,wouldn't make him change his nature. Whichever way he use to control d world doesn't concern you because he is d maker n d creator of all. An employee doesn't tell the employer what to do. IPhone, Tecno,Infinix, Samsung etc products wouldn't tell the producers how to make them. They produce at their will. As Christians, we know this is not our final place n since he has promise us a place either by rapture or death in which ever come it may come,we are OK because his thoughts towards us is of peace n not of evil to give us a better end. Brethren, what shall separate us from d love of Christ? Corona virus, malaria,accident, war,hunger etc in all these things we r more than conqueror because greater is He that is in me than him that is in the world. I am born of God, filled with the spirit of God and I am on my way to Heaven. Shalom

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 12:26pm On Apr 20, 2020
HeavenlyHolines:
If you like write textbooks against God that wouldn't change who God is. He has told us that people like ur type will arise which he called Antichrist. So we r not perturbed. For the fact that u don't believe in him,wouldn't make him change his nature. Whichever way he use to control d world doesn't concern you because he is d maker n d creator of all. An employee doesn't tell the employer what to do. IPhone, Tecno,Infinix, Samsung etc products wouldn't tell the producers how to make them. They produce at their will. As Christians, we know this is not our final place n since he has promise us a place either by rapture or death in which ever come it may come,we are OK because his thoughts towards us is of peace n not of evil to give us a better end. Brethren, what shall separate us from d love of Christ? Corona virus, malaria,accident, war,hunger etc in all these things we r more than conqueror because greater is He that is in me than him that is in the world. I am born of God, filled with the spirit of God and I am on my way to Heaven. Shalom
Your epistle is too long joor

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Askme2020(m): 12:51pm On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:
How about this?

Oga try and understand something.. All these gods u are mentioning are not human with flesh.. It is flesh that get weak/sick not spirit beings OK.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 1:26pm On Apr 20, 2020
Askme2020:


Oga try and understand something.. All these gods u are mentioning are not human with flesh.. It is flesh that get weak/sick not spirit beings OK.
1. The Bible said that God created us in his own image.
2. Jesus said that if you have seen him, then you have also seen God.
3. The Bible said that God sits on his throne and he makes the physical earth his footstool.
4. Moses saw the back part of God.
5. God walked in the garden of Eden and Adam and Eve saw him.
6. The finger of God wrote Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin on a wall and King Betshazzar and others saw it.

Now if God has a finger, a buttock for sitting on a throne, feet to lay on the earth, etc, will it not mean that God is a disabled being if he doesn't have a penis?

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by kingxsamz(m): 2:17pm On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:
The holy spirit cummed upon her

grin fool

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by kingxsamz(m): 2:17pm On Apr 20, 2020
Faithful4real:


You are only saying this because you don't have any proof. You atheist all you do is to curse and curse cool

Proof of what?

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by ThinkFreely: 2:43pm On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:

1. The Bible said that God created us in his own image.
2. Jesus said that if you have seen him, then you have also seen God.
3. The Bible said that God sits on his throne and he makes the physical earth his footstool.
4. Moses saw the back part of God.
5. God walked in the garden of Eden and Adam and Eve saw him.
6. The finger of God wrote Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin on a wall and King Betshazzar and others saw it.

Now if God has a finger, a buttock for sitting on a throne, feet to lay on the earth, etc, will it not mean that God is a disabled being if he doesn't have a penis?
grin grin
You are so hilarious

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by aadoiza: 3:32pm On Apr 20, 2020
ArcFresky:
Lol, if anybody straffed Mary, it was Joseph.
God is not human, God doesn't engage in lowly human activities.
MuttleyLaff would disagree with this. He says there's nothing lowly for the Christian god to do.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 5:17pm On Apr 20, 2020
ArcFresky:
Lol, if anybody straffed Mary, it was Joseph.
God is not human, God doesn't engage in lowly human activities.
You are right about God is not human. Absolutely, God is not human, from the factual basis that God is incorporeal. Now having said that, the context where the Bible states that "... God is not human ..." is said on the understanding that, God is like human beings who would be unjust and deceitful over a matter. That exactly is how what the construct of that phrase means and how it is about.

On to the second part of your comment, I am sorry to burst your pretty bubble with telling that, God, by virtue of His partly revealed "I AM that I AM" name, will by that telepraphy name, will be whatever He necessarily needs to be. So God, because of necessity, when He became human on earth, did engage in all human activities bar commit a sin while at it. Praise God. Alleluia.

aadoiza:
MuttleyLaff would disagree with this. He says there's nothing lowly for the Christian god to do.
aadoiza, if not for the sake of the respect I have for you, I normally overlook geoworldedu's ignorant threads or posts.

God, with the first commandment, this in a paraphrased said manner, states, not to have any other god and/or gods before or after Him and not make a graven image of Him.

The thing aadozia, is that the Christian god is a human invention, it's a Constantine contraption, an invented up god, hotchpotched with varied Roman paganisms, lol.

You are dragging me aadozia into chalk and cheese, into apples and oranges, into two different and two unlike things, lol.

PS: God never straffed Mary. Why would He? Why should He? Why must He?
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 7:33pm On Apr 20, 2020
Mutteylaff avoiding my threads like plague grin

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 7:54pm On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:
Mutteylaff avoiding my threads like plague grin
Of course I do because I know you dont understand so I prefer to let you be and let your ignorance be your bliss.

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by OtemAtum: 7:57pm On Apr 20, 2020
Argumentative essay
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by princevinco(m): 8:13pm On Apr 20, 2020
@ geoworldedu.
It is very obvious, it is only the like-minded fellows like geoworldedu that are those reacting to his foolish posts. Proverbs 26:4 says Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him. Look at all his posts, you will see that he has problems with his mental reasoning.

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:16pm On Apr 20, 2020
princevinco:
@ geoworldedu.
It is very obvious, it is only the like-minded fellows like geoworldedu that are those reacting to his foolish posts. Proverbs 26:4 says Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him. Look at all his posts, you will see that he has problems with his mental reasoning.
You can't counter my post because the intelligence is higher than what you could ever imagine. To you, you think God is someone far away in the sky that we can't even touch his penis? No, no, no bros. God is like our friend, we can pull at his dicck in prayers cheesy

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