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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 12:28am On May 04, 2020
johnw47:

could be geoworldedu getting ready for a drag queen show

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11465267_dragqueen1_jpeg51be3c46759141caf1bf37bce025a037
Bikonu this is bobrisky not me abeg
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 12:29am On May 04, 2020
geoworldedu: God's penis is good for a suck cheesy

Exodus 20:7 You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 12:34am On May 04, 2020
geoworldedu:
Bikonu this is bobrisky not me abeg

yeah of course it is queery, everyone knows you are a truthful pervert, go back in to your closet
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 12:46am On May 04, 2020
geocato
no wonder you poofs are called queer, for you certainly are
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 1:31am On May 04, 2020

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 4:58am On May 04, 2020
Mat_7:20  Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

everyone is known by their fruits
either you are of God
or you are of satan:

geoworldedu: God's penis is good for a suck cheesy
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 5:07am On May 04, 2020
Laugh now, you will cry and scream out later!!

1. Matthew 13:48-50 When it was full, the fishermen hauled it ashore. Then they sat down, sorted the good fish into containers, and threw the bad ones away. That is how it will be at the end of the age. The angels will go out, cull out the evil people from among the righteous ones, and will throw them into a blazing furnace. In that place there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.”

2. Galatians 6:6-10 Nevertheless, the one who receives instruction in the word should share all good things with their instructor. Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. Whoever sows to please their flesh, from the flesh will reap destruction; whoever sows to please the Spirit, from the Spirit will reap eternal life.

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 10:58pm On Jul 17, 2020
The head of God's penis is bigger than the head of our pestles at home
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:18pm On Sep 05, 2020
No good reply still.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:33pm On Sep 05, 2020
geoworldedu:
No good reply still.

Rev_21:8  But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

^^ that's very good reply geohomo

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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:57pm On Sep 05, 2020
johnw47:


Rev_21:8  But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

^^ that's very good reply geohomo

Do you mean that God's penis can murder, whoremong, perform sorcery, be idolised and lie? Then it will get roasted in a fire eventually? And then die second death? Pls explain better.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 12:07am On Sep 06, 2020
geoworldedu:
Do you mean that God's penis can murder, whoremong, perform sorcery, be idolised and lie? Then it will get roasted in a fire eventually? And then die second death? Pls explain better.

most duh unintelligent homogeo, it's you the abominable
who will get roasted in a fire eventually
u got it now queero

https://www.nairaland.com/5819477/god-homosexual/1#93617435
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:06am On Sep 11, 2020
johnw47:


most duh unintelligent homogeo, it's you the abominable
who will get roasted in a fire eventually
u got it now queero

https://www.nairaland.com/5819477/god-homosexual/1#93617435

I'm typing from the fire already. I don die taytay grin
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Kenflowise: 4:39pm On Sep 11, 2020
The young man that have been giving you quotations from the Bible cares for you.


Please listen to him and be guided.

Take care
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:16pm On Sep 11, 2020
Kenflowise:
The young man that have been giving you quotations from the Bible cares for you.


Please listen to him and be guided.

Take care
Ok thank you.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Nobody: 8:45pm On Sep 11, 2020
geoworldedu:
I'm typing from the fire already. I don die taytay grin
Spiritually you are dead already, and one day if you dont repent now, you will wake up in the most horrible place you never ever imagine to be.
Hell is real! However, God is still merciful, he will forgive you if you repent while you still have time.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 10:49pm On Sep 11, 2020
solite3:

Spiritually you are dead already, and one day if you dont repent now, you will wake up in the most horrible place you never ever imagine to be.
Hell is real! However, God is still merciful, he will forgive you if you repent while you still have time.
I am already inside hell like this. No light here and there is heat. Am sweating too nwoke m.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 3:18am On Sep 12, 2020
geoworldedu:
I'm typing from the fire already. I don die taytay grin

homogeo, your stupidity won't change the fact:

Rev 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone:

Rev_20:15 And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 4:12pm On Sep 12, 2020
johnw47:


homogeo, your stupidity won't change the fact:

Rev 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone:

Rev_20:15 And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.
I still dey type from the fire like this. See picture evidence below:

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