FL Gators:

@theseeker
yes nah, se o fe kin pada lo ni?

TheSeeker:

You always enjoy slurring me, I guess. Dem no teach you say dem dey greet people when you enter one place? Oh sorry . . . . typical Ekiti propriety.

amosexy:

Gator no scatter my brain abeg  

Can u tell me why Ekiti ppl alwaz build house without toilet ? they subject we student to SHOT-PUT  

FL Gators:

so nigba to ri oo le ki mi? Se ko ye ko dobale fun gbalagba e? Bo ti e se bami soro nigbati mo wa thread yi vex me.
Oo mi ti gba gbe pe in un Osun ke luwa, kan ma se gbanran gbaran ka kakiri nan moh


Just imagine madam Gbangun over there dey ask me why dem no build toilets in Osun. How I go fit know?

Are you the "agbalagba"? Hmmmm. . . . . wonders will never cease to exist. How did I "soro" when you came to the thread? Please translate the rest As to why there are no toilets, Gators, contact your proxy, Ifeleke.

TheSeeker:

Are you the "agbalagba"? Hmmmm. . . . . wonders will never cease to exist. How did I "soro" when you came to the thread? Please translate the rest As to why there are no toilets, Gators, contact your proxy, Ifeleke.

TheSeeker:

Also, we should ask the Akure people why they bury the dead right in the middle of the residence instead of outside?

amosexy:

@ Gator
Ekiti Kete okun ooo

@ tpia
You know those women perfer piece of clothe to tissue for menses ? they do mehn. But i still wonder how they cope and even how their husband cope too

@ remii
I will use my mouth and as a matta of fact, I used my mouth  like 4mths ago for my nephew.

amosexy:

Gators

honestly, mi o se re oo
Gbogbo ile ti o wa L'do won ko ni ile-igbose rara
But if u dont stay Ado u wont know.

I must warn u nao,I nt from gbongan anymore
I'm  from MODAKEKE ,so mind how u talk to me cos we modakeke ppl r heartless
I need somebody to test my modakeke skills on  

oyinda.:

uhhh. . . middle of the residence as in digging hole in center of sitting room?  
abi u mean backyard? maybe that's just their tradition.

what's with the blue font sef lol

Mostly in the passageway, but some weirdly bury such dead in their own bedroom(I have seen two cases). They have this belief that their father or mother should not be buried outside(they simply don't want their spirits outside).  The blue font? Are you jealous? . Well, I'm Libra and my color is blue. I love blue, that's why even from where I am, I'm a supporter of Chelsea Football Club, England.

amosexy:

Gators

honestly, mi o se re oo
Gbogbo ile ti o wa L'do won ko ni ile-igbose rara
But if u dont stay Ado u wont know.

I must warn u nao,I nt from gbongan anymore
I'm  from MODAKEKE ,so mind how u talk to me cos we modakeke ppl r heartless
I need somebody to test my modakeke skills on  

You're now from Modakeke? Please confirm this again. Be warned that you will not be able to change your status after confirmation

amosexy:

@Gators

I didnt stay in the village nao.
I stayed Adebayo and Adehun .
Ok maybe i should I've stayed GRA or Bashiru
Maybe u dont even know all those places sef 
Ok tell me again
How come Ekiti ladies are alwaz round ? Is it the Iyan or wat?
Dont refer me back to Osun ooo cos i no trust u.

amosexy:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh seeker is nao scared ooo
U should confess first,then I will let u know which is which,R u scared modakeke has joined this thread ?

TheSeeker:

I handle Modakekes very very well. I know them inside out. So there ain't nothing to be scared of.

FL Gators:

I already told you I don't play with my state
No be you dey take style insult Ekiti

Anywaz, oya, madam modakeke, ewo lo n pa e lekun?

Your state? . You make me wanna lose it. Tell me 6 things you know and are sure of about your state and you can sure defend your intolerance of a launch of "insult" on "your" state

Amosexy, don't go yet. Let's make this Osun v. Ekiti

amosexy:

Ok then I'm nt modakeke and i can never be.
I'm off to bed b4 Gators give me Nitemare.
O da ro ooooooooo.

TheSeeker:

Your state? . You make me wanna lose it. Tell me 6 things you know and are sure of about your state and you can sure defend your intolerance of a launch of "insult" on "your" state

Amosexy, don't go yet. Let's make this Osun v. Ekiti

FL Gators:

Give you nightmare for where?
I think being a Gbongan already did that
No, you're right. I can't defend it. Cuz I don't know much about it.
But I sure can get people who knows a lot about it to debate with you

Fair is foul and foul is fair

. I won again.

TheSeeker -- 2

FL Gators -- 0

Put that on the scoreboard.

TheSeeker:

. I won again.

TheSeeker -- 2

FL Gators -- 0

Put that on the scoreboard.

FL Gators:

Win what?

We've come to a conclusion that there is going to be a debate, but with someone who can better defend my state.

So no win. . . .but then, bi awan Okurin Osun se n se ni ye, ojoro

If I take a debate with someone else, it doesn't have to be related with you as you've got nothing to say about your state Do you succumb? I bet you will. _{Na. . . . na. . .na. . . whistling to this Akon's song on my iPhone}

TheSeeker:

If I take a debate with someone else, it doesn't have to be related with you as you've got nothing to say about your state Do you succumb? I bet you will. _{Na. . . . na. . .na. . . whistling to this Akon's song on my iPhone}

Remii:

You two are home alone O ya ka wo eni maa para won l'ayo.

FL Gators:

exactly, so you no win anything cuz itz not related to me.

But wait oh, how come you get 2 points sef? ah ahn, bobo yi, o n s'ojoro ju
kilo wi kilo so? Ma da TheSeeker lo n jor. Ojoro boy

amosexy:

@ Gator
Ekiti Kete okun ooo

@ tpia
You know those women perfer piece of clothe to tissue for menses ? they do mehn. But i still wonder how they cope and even how their husband cope too

The last time I went to Ekiti, there were flushing bathrooms and hot water.
Well, maybe that's what I get for going to the modern part of the state.
Maybe you guys should stop going to the village if it's too hard to bare