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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:11pm On Apr 01, 2016

Smellymouth. kingRex1, kinginVahala2 and who...

You guys should marry this year

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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by romzyxy(m): 8:11pm On Apr 01, 2016

Eleyigidi gan for dis kin birthday

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by crackhouse(m): 8:11pm On Apr 01, 2016

JSayin:
I attended. I will marry in 2099

as u said so shall it be.

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by gabazin080(m): 8:11pm On Apr 01, 2016

And it made Fp

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by umehmj(m): 8:11pm On Apr 01, 2016

hahahahaahahahahahaha adondie! It wasn't like this in my time. na becks biscuit things with coke and fanta. the rice comes in very big murtala trays lol

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by nikkypearl(f): 8:11pm On Apr 01, 2016

God time is the best naa! Why evuls! grin

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by kesikeller(m): 8:12pm On Apr 01, 2016

@op as I still dey sleep for my mummy's bed nko?

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:12pm On Apr 01, 2016

hemartins:
Like seriously?
I didn't attend a birthday party with such bowl of rice in front of a mud house.

how old are u

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by gen2briz(m): 8:12pm On Apr 01, 2016

When mens where boys

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Goldenheart(m): 8:13pm On Apr 01, 2016

End time birthdays

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by xendra: 8:14pm On Apr 01, 2016

lmao..... all this rice, just two bottles of fanta?

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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by kingdenny(m): 8:15pm On Apr 01, 2016

I think the other way Round , if you attended this kinda Party , all you teeth should have fallen off with grey hair and walking stick your companion

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Feranchek(m): 8:15pm On Apr 01, 2016

IgboGoat:
If you attended a birthday like this, and you are not married, something must be wrong.

My fellow 'Wise men from the east' grin

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by psalmuelwater(m): 8:15pm On Apr 01, 2016

Who is the celebrant?

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by derecho(m): 8:16pm On Apr 01, 2016

udekwuebuka:
hahaha Lwkmd...the people who attended this should have died by now na.

I fear who no fear you o.That picture if real,should be in the late 80s na.Check the footwears and how come na only dis pple dey the pix?

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Greenback: 8:17pm On Apr 01, 2016

Pinkieblue:
Lol.... chaiiiii.... I don old o

I thought the picture wasn't complete until I saw the pot of stew under the table

That means I am not that old..... cos during my time they normally pour the stew on the rice

grannie loll

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by hemartins(m): 8:17pm On Apr 01, 2016

HateU2:
how old are u

I was born in the late 80s

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by gretblue: 8:19pm On Apr 01, 2016

HateU2:
Bet lalasticlala is not married nah. Does that mean he should go to MFM

He doesn't need to go to MFM with the profile pic like this.He has gotten all he needed

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Mediapace: 8:20pm On Apr 01, 2016

Omotayor123:
Who also saweth the pot of soup under

ABEG, who go marry me

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Kommen(m): 8:20pm On Apr 01, 2016

Had this kind of birthday then and it's was super cool grin

I dance taya now grin

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by bolahayoyahoo: 8:21pm On Apr 01, 2016

Haaa..... I beg i just finish my food mke u na no kil me joor

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Ossai325(m): 8:21pm On Apr 01, 2016

Party of life

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by FTBOY: 8:22pm On Apr 01, 2016

a basin of rice instead of cake? LMAO! grin

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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by jcross19: 8:23pm On Apr 01, 2016

Babysho:

The one you think is the youngest might turn out to be the oldest

you mean it? Aahahhahah.

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Kommen(m): 8:24pm On Apr 01, 2016

I will but you will have to pay my groom's price cool

Then your parents must promise me monthly allowance for marry their lovely daughter grin

Omotayor123:
Who also saweth the pot of soup under

ABEG, who go marry me

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by FTBOY: 8:24pm On Apr 01, 2016

Omotayor123:
Who also saweth the pot of soup under

ABEG, who go marry me

sweetie, i can marry you just for the sake of the 'future' in front of you wink

.....take me to mama

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Sanchez01: 8:25pm On Apr 01, 2016

Lol... The early 90's. This one is not even complete sef. grin

Ideally, the norm back then was spread the soup-like stew all over the basin. In some cases, a rich family would use egg sauce and spread it all over the rice. Cakes were somewhat alien then and was considered a waste with the teeming "street" goons and "hitmen" who donned their Christmas "coat" to attend the birthday party, there's no way a cake would be considered grin

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by KingRex1(m): 8:25pm On Apr 01, 2016

Angelberry:
Smellymouth. kingRex1, kinginVahala2 and who... You guys should marry this year

Lol.. i no witness this kind bday o. Meanwhile, find wife 4me

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:26pm On Apr 01, 2016

hemartins:

I was born in the late 80s

I see

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:27pm On Apr 01, 2016

gretblue:
He doesn't need to go to MFM with the profile pic like this.He has gotten all he needed

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Richydos(m): 8:27pm On Apr 01, 2016

HateU2:
Bet lalasticlala is not married nah. Does that mean he should go to MFM

Seconded n possibly spend 40 days of dry fasting right there.... On d last day his missing Rib will gush out lolz

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Sanchez01: 8:27pm On Apr 01, 2016

udekwuebuka:
hahaha Lwkmd...the people who attended this should have died by now na.

Died kwa? You want to kill us

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