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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by igwegeorgiano(m): 8:58pm On Apr 01, 2016
Pinkieblue:
Lol.... chaiiiii.... I don old o


I thought the picture wasn't complete until I saw the pot of stew under the table

That means I am not that old..... cos during my time they normally pour the stew on the rice
hahahahahaaaaa back in the days. omo see how time flies. i once attended this type of "bathday" in daura. then it was the birthday celebration of aisha buhari that was in 19 seventy something.
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:59pm On Apr 01, 2016
SerialDigits:
grin could still remember when eba was the cake and mirinda was the beverages...
Your own worse o, you suppose dey grave gringrin

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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 9:02pm On Apr 01, 2016
Angelberry:
I av a ring already, smellymouth is the man
Then any of your elder sis would do the magic for me this year. What about that?
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 9:04pm On Apr 01, 2016
Maxi112:
see me see wahala! shy u won invente new name for me like them do for albino


e no go work for u
Hahahahahaha, you just remember me something?

Where Estharfabian the ALBINO ?

And who she dey woo?
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nadoson1(m): 9:06pm On Apr 01, 2016
this one na BUYDAY o. HAPPY BUYDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BUYDAY!! HAPPY BUYDAY, HAPPY BUYDAY!!!, HAPPY BUYDAY TO YOUUUU!!!!!!
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by lakesidetsnl(m): 9:09pm On Apr 01, 2016
I remember those days for Ibadan wen I was young,Na so I dressed like this ppl with my new canvas and my buba & sokoto enter Benin city. mehn dey laugh me die.Na dat day my eye open.
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by SerialDigits(m): 9:09pm On Apr 01, 2016
Stupedinluv:
Your own worse o, you suppose dey grave gringrin

I just clocked 22 tho...
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 9:09pm On Apr 01, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

Then any of your elder sis would do the magic for me this year. What about that?
None is available
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Pinkieblue(f): 9:10pm On Apr 01, 2016
jozee08:

you got me laughing seriously. thankz for making my day!


Pinkieblue is here to make u happy.... thanks

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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by searay(m): 9:11pm On Apr 01, 2016
Where the spoon?
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Pinkieblue(f): 9:12pm On Apr 01, 2016
lestat:


They are missing nasco wafers, a bottle of three top and some okin biscuits!

Man I feel old!!! undecided
I must marry this year!!!!! angry

U better do.... b4 we collect your pastors number
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 9:12pm On Apr 01, 2016
Imagine Say U N Dis Guys Get Beef,omo Na Head Dem Go Use Send U Go Hell Fire Oh.
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by martineverest(m): 9:15pm On Apr 01, 2016
creamylicious:
twenties nine going on thirty, right ?
a bit younger
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by afreekah: 9:18pm On Apr 01, 2016
Omotayor123:
grin grin grin Who also saweth the pot of soup under tongue


ABEG, who go marry me undecided

If you can pay my dowry, oya nah :-)
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by blackboy(m): 9:19pm On Apr 01, 2016
For real? I old but did this really happen?
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nv25(f): 9:20pm On Apr 01, 2016
Aunty Kemi oluloyo..........
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 9:20pm On Apr 01, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:
Hahahahahaha, you just remember me something?
Where Estharfabian the ALBINO ?
And who she dey woo?
she never make choice yet!

maybe u
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by jimmystress(m): 9:25pm On Apr 01, 2016
Igbogoat am sure you are the shortest of those goons with that your cobra head
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by refiner(f): 9:37pm On Apr 01, 2016
Angelberry:
I present to you refinergrin
....lolgrin....am married to a bankerwink already!
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 9:38pm On Apr 01, 2016
Maxi112:
she never make choice yet!

maybe u
Hahahahahahahahaha
Me ke?
I would e-reject even if she adds 1million to it.
Though I have come to notice she does have a fantastic offline personality.
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 9:40pm On Apr 01, 2016
Angelberry:
None is available
Then don't wish me marriage again since neither you nor your sis are available. Mtcheeew
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by danjay22: 9:45pm On Apr 01, 2016
IgboGoat:
If you attended a birthday like this, and you are not married, something must be wrong.
As if they were all forced 2 snap! Lol
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by danjay22: 9:47pm On Apr 01, 2016
IgboGoat:
If you attended a birthday like this, and you are not married, something must be wrong.
As if they were all forced 2 snap!
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 9:58pm On Apr 01, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

Hahahahahahahahaha

Me ke?

I would e-reject even if she adds 1million to it.

Though I have come to notice she does have a fantastic offline personality.
show me prove or I don't blv it


everybody here do have a fantastic offline personality not just only her!
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 10:00pm On Apr 01, 2016
JSayin:
I attended. I will marry in 2099 undecided
may it remain permanent IJN amen
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 10:08pm On Apr 01, 2016
Maxi112:
show me prove or I don't blv it


everybody here do have a fantastic offline personality not just only her!
Hahahaha, proof? which proof do you seek?

Hehehe, sure we all have fantastic offline personalities.
I was just saying she isn't a daft like most nairaland ladies, e.g jade, etc.

She schools and stay in calabar and she is also an OAP, and she is light skin and pretty, not forgetting, very intelligent.

So won't you Marry her this year or you fear independent ladies?
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 10:12pm On Apr 01, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

Hahahaha, proof? which proof do you seek?

Hehehe, sure we all have fantastic offline personalities.
I was just saying she isn't a daft like most nairaland ladies, e.g jade, etc.

She schools and stay in calabar and she is also an OAP, and she is light skin and pretty, not forgetting, very intelligent.

So won't you Mary her this year or you fear independent ladies?
not really bro!

I don't just like Albions... a big turn off to me
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 10:19pm On Apr 01, 2016
Maxi112:
not really bro!
I don't just like Albions... a big turn off to me
hahahahahahaha, you told this man she is an albino?
She isn't, she is just light skinned and very pretty.
I'm gonna woo her for you. serious and not e-wooing o
Hehehehehe
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by ofexpryz(m): 10:19pm On Apr 01, 2016
IgboGoat:
If you attended a birthday like this, and you are not married, something must be wrong.
Lol Do u guys notice that the ones with sheda and ankara are putting on canvas bur the one in jeans slippers?
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by JSayin(f): 10:23pm On Apr 01, 2016
Maxi112:
may it remain permanent IJN amen

"Thou shall not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain...." - 3rd Commandment
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 10:29pm On Apr 01, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

hahahahahahaha, you told this man she is an albino?

She isn't, she is just light skinned and very pretty.

I'm gonna woo her for you. serious and not e-wooing o

Hehehehehe
hahahah

see ur life, someone that no her bera is telling u she's albino and ur here doubting it, I pray u see things from my own perspective then u will understand where am head to!

sorry! I hv engaged someone else... woo her for kingrex2 he so much in to Albions.. don't lie
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by katniss(f): 10:29pm On Apr 01, 2016
Like the big bowl of rice on top of the stool was not enough!

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