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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by petkoffdrake2(m): 3:59am On Apr 02, 2016

Adaezeagu:
Chai! I don old ooo

Come let's marry then ...

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by LaRoyalHighness(f): 5:57am On Apr 02, 2016

I never did... And I am married now.

Is there something wrong with me?

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 6:00am On Apr 02, 2016

molydonhenry:
y am i still living?

you should be in ur late 90s by now grin

molydonhenry:
y am i still living?

you should be in ur late 90s by now

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 6:02am On Apr 02, 2016

LaRoyalHighness:
I never did... And I am married now.

Is there something wrong with me?

lolz...its owk for u to have been married by now, we don't have a problem with you the young folk s. Our problem is with those who attended and are still single so u safe ma dear #Smiles

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by kaybee09(m): 6:19am On Apr 02, 2016

baby4u2:
I have a birthday picture with rice cake and I don marry. Praise the Lord.

grandmama hmmm mm

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 6:55am On Apr 02, 2016

KingRex1:
You rock bro! Yabaleft go soon find u come

no be small rocking that day..

after d rocking I send two days for hospital b4 I recover my self...

from that till now, I don't just see food eat

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by whitebone(m): 6:56am On Apr 02, 2016

Omotayor123:
Who also saweth the pot of soup under

ABEG, who go marry me

I will

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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Jaysey(f): 7:37am On Apr 02, 2016

udekwuebuka:
hahaha Lwkmd...the people who attended this should have died by now na.

lmao...you need Jesus

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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by kuuljay(m): 7:42am On Apr 02, 2016

Pinkieblue:
Lol.... chaiiiii.... I don old o

I thought the picture wasn't complete until I saw the pot of stew under the table

That means I am not that old..... cos during my time they normally pour the stew on the rice

you are a smart kid, grin

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by cocaineaddict(m): 8:09am On Apr 02, 2016

Omotayor123:
Who also saweth the pot of soup under

ABEG, who go marry me

I for don marry u but those marks on ur face don spoil show. Sorry

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by KingRex1(m): 8:14am On Apr 02, 2016

Maxi112:
no be small rocking that day..

after d rocking I send two days for hospital b4 I recover my self...
from that till now, I don't just see food eat

u see ursef

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 8:20am On Apr 02, 2016

KingRex1:
u see ursef

baba! it was a bad feeling then

me near weed?? maybe na my photocopy

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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by refiner(f): 8:29am On Apr 02, 2016

KingRex1:
Refiner wey get like 5 husbands already.. Abeg find anoda one

...fank God say u know already!

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Iamrichie: 8:41am On Apr 02, 2016

Endtime cake

bt dat kind of cake na dope.

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by KingRex1(m): 8:44am On Apr 02, 2016

refiner:

...fank God say u know already!

and you come be virgin ontop.. I jus dey look you com dey pity dos niggas

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Afritop(m): 9:07am On Apr 02, 2016

. just too hilarious. The barber that clean the little guy's head of every hair did a perfect job

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by kalus(m): 9:28am On Apr 02, 2016

JSayin:
I attended.
I will marry in 2099

If I say Amen now, you will say am wicked angry

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by baby4u2(f): 12:46pm On Apr 02, 2016

kaybee09:
grandmama hmmm mm

I will get there oh

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by oshiiteoku: 6:00pm On Apr 02, 2016

sigiyaya:
If you attented a birthday like this you should be a grandfather

u are wrong,that photo is coloured,not black and white,so its not that old,its only a village birthday

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by obaino860: 11:22pm On Apr 02, 2016

jcross19:
Igbogoat, is that you? I mean the youngest!!!!!.
This is how they stand:-
Seun-lalasticlala-igbogoat-ngenekwenu. Hope I get it right!!!!!!.

you need to get itself a brain,,,dirty yoruba tin like you,,with ur smelling mouth odour...

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by jcross19: 3:07am On Apr 03, 2016

obaino860:

you need to get itself a brain,,,dirty yoruba tin like you,,with ur smelling mouth odour...

funny. Well may God show you mercy.

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 10:52am On May 31, 2019

If you really wanted to do that, then why wouldn't you do that? Instead you do this. It makes no sense. cry

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