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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by bittertruthz: 8:28pm On Apr 01, 2016

IgboGoat:
If you attended a birthday like this, and you are not married, something must be wrong.

This one is not complete. It suppose to have candy(nico sweets, has or turbo sweets) on top of the rice.

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:28pm On Apr 01, 2016

Angelberry:
Smellymouth. kingRex1, kinginVahala2 and who... You guys should marry this year

Will You Marry Me This Year?

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Missmossy(f): 8:28pm On Apr 01, 2016

Hahahahaha...what a sight cheesy

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by jozee08(m): 8:28pm On Apr 01, 2016

Pinkieblue:
Lol.... chaiiiii.... I don old o

I thought the picture wasn't complete until I saw the pot of stew under the table

That means I am not that old..... cos during my time they normally pour the stew on the rice

you got me laughing seriously. thankz for making my day!

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by mart2k(m): 8:29pm On Apr 01, 2016

udekwuebuka:
hahaha Lwkmd...the people who attended this should have died by now na.

Ok, com n kill us nah

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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by molydonhenry(m): 8:29pm On Apr 01, 2016

udekwuebuka:
hahaha Lwkmd...the people who attended this should have died by now na.

y am i still living?

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by chichriso: 8:29pm On Apr 01, 2016

Lol, am now old

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by freecocoa(f): 8:29pm On Apr 01, 2016

Ha!

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:30pm On Apr 01, 2016

Hey bro? @maxi112 @KingRex1

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by KingRex1(m): 8:32pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hey bro? @maxi112 @KingRex1

Guy i remember this ur bday party. It was dope mehn

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:34pm On Apr 01, 2016

Pavore9:
See pot of stew beneath the table!

Black pot of stew to be precise.

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 8:35pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hey bro? @maxi112 @KingRex1

sir!

make I eat I dey come

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:36pm On Apr 01, 2016

Pinkieblue:
Lol.... chaiiiii.... I don old o

I thought the picture wasn't complete until I saw the pot of stew under the table

That means I am not that old..... cos during my time they normally pour the stew on the rice

They are missing nasco wafers, a bottle of three top and some okin biscuits!

Man I feel old!!! undecided

I must marry this year!!!!! angry

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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:38pm On Apr 01, 2016

KingRex1:
Guy i remember this ur bday party. It was dope mehn

Hahaha, yeah, I remember too.
it was in year 2000 during my 9th birthday I guess?

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by jom4real007(m): 8:38pm On Apr 01, 2016

JSayin:
I attended. I will marry in 2099

Don't grow Old please

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by creamylicious(f): 8:40pm On Apr 01, 2016

martineverest:
When I was a kid., tho.... Am in my twenties now

twenties nine going on thirty, right

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:41pm On Apr 01, 2016

Maxi112:
sir!

make I eat I dey come

Hehehehehe, e be like say I go join you go do same o

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:41pm On Apr 01, 2016

Richydos:

Seconded n possibly spend 40 days of dry fasting right there.... On d last day his missing Rib will gush out lolz

Na u talk aam ooo
I just want him 2 go to MFM gate cheesy

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by KingRex1(m): 8:43pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:

Hahaha, yeah, I remember too.
it was in year 2000 during my 9th birthday I guess?

Maxi112 been high dat day. The nigga took weed.

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by stanisbaratheon: 8:44pm On Apr 01, 2016

Reminds me of a movie ''A million ways to die in the west'' that smiling in a photo is perceived to be weird.

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:45pm On Apr 01, 2016

Maxi112:
sir!

make I eat I dey come

Hehehehe, it seem I need to go do same here oo

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Sylvester70(m): 8:46pm On Apr 01, 2016

back in the days when u no go even finish 1 bottle of coke not now we de drink 3 bigi at a spot

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by jmichlins(m): 8:47pm On Apr 01, 2016

JSayin:
I attended.
I will marry in 2099

am planning of proposing tonight but this one you wish to get married in 2099 i think i will pass

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:47pm On Apr 01, 2016

KingRex1:
Lol.. i no witness this kind bday o. Meanwhile, find wife 4me

I present to you refiner grin

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:48pm On Apr 01, 2016

KingRex1:
Maxi112 been high dat day. The nigga took weed.

Ahhh, you mean maxi112 is a weed smoker?

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 8:49pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:

Will You Marry Me This Year?

I av a ring already, smellymouth is the man

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 8:49pm On Apr 01, 2016

KingRex1:
Maxi112 been high dat day. The nigga took weed.

hhahahahah! bro u just remind me the first day I mistakenly ate rice prepared with weed

brother I was busy dancing "Nigeria jaga jaga" like never b4

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 8:50pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:

Hehehehehe, e be like say I go join you go do same o

bro u need it, Just coming back right now

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by oluxy(m): 8:51pm On Apr 01, 2016

lol.............. are yu?

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 8:53pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:

Ahhh, you mean maxi112 is a weed smoker?

see me see wahala! shy u won invente new name for me like them do for albino

e no go work for u

Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by SerialDigits(m): 8:56pm On Apr 01, 2016

could still remember when eba was the cake and mirinda was the beverages...

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