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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 10:42pm On Apr 01, 2016
JSayin:

"Thou shall not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain...." - 3rd Commandment
Maxi112:
hahahah

see ur life, someone that no her bera is telling u she's albino and ur here doubting it, I pray u see things from my own perspective then u will understand where am head to!

sorry! I hv engaged someone else... woo her for kingrex2 he so much in to Albions.. don't lie
JSayin:

"Thou shall not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain...." - 3rd Commandment
Maxi112:
hahahah

see ur life, someone that no her bera is telling u she's albino and ur here doubting it, I pray u see things from my own perspective then u will understand where am head to!

sorry! I hv engaged someone else... woo her for kingrex2 he so much in to Albions.. don't lie
Hahahahahaha, you see better thing you they run.

Just that I have sworn never to have anything again to do with ladies on nairaland, if not I wouldnt have mind placing a crown on her head. She is damn intelligent mehn.

KingRex1 oya come carry fine babe estharfabian ooo. maxi112 say na you like better things.
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 10:43pm On Apr 01, 2016
IgboGoat:
If you attended a birthday like this, and you are not married, something must be wrong.
Ewu were the one at the middle of the pix?
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 10:46pm On Apr 01, 2016
JSayin:


"Thou shall not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain...." - 3rd Commandment
Reading is one thing and comprehending is another,

You made a declaration upon yourself and a good Samaritan helped you to type AMEN.

How is that related to using the name of the Lord in vain?
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 10:49pm On Apr 01, 2016
JSayin:


"Thou shall not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain...." - 3rd Commandment
where did I use it in vain


plz tell me
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 10:50pm On Apr 01, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

Hahahahahaha, you see better thing you they run.

Just that I have sworn never to have anything again to do with ladies on nairaland, if not I wouldnt have mind placing a crown on her head. She is damn intelligent mehn.

KingRex1 oya come carry fine babe estharfabian ooo. maxi112 say na you like better things.
agent!

give am free of charge
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 10:53pm On Apr 01, 2016
Maxi112:
agent!
give am free of charge
Hahahahahahahshahahaha
You mean WORLD RENOWNED REAL ESTATE AGENT, jade?
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Livingrace(m): 11:00pm On Apr 01, 2016
Are diz humans...or a new specie...make I know....lolz si faces jeeezAre diz humans...or a new specie...make I know....lolz si faces jeeezAre diz humans...or a new specie...make I know....lolz si faces jeeez
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by IYANGBALI: 11:02pm On Apr 01, 2016
Standing left to right: Chukwudi44, lalasticlala, seun (the celebrant) and eleko1 grin grin tongue
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 11:02pm On Apr 01, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:
Hahahahahahahshahahaha
You mean WORLD RENOWNED REAL ESTATE AGENT, jade?
lolzzz
she done create another monika ni
she can never change
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 11:04pm On Apr 01, 2016
Hi pretty lady @berryice
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 11:06pm On Apr 01, 2016
Maxi112:
lolzzz
she done create another monika ni
she can never change
Ahhhhh, serious?
What's her new moniker?
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by IgboGoat: 11:07pm On Apr 01, 2016
asuustrike2009:

Ewu were the one at the middle of the pix?
I thought at this age and time, you should be civil. I guess your level of civilization still date back beyond the time that picture was taken.
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 11:07pm On Apr 01, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:
Ahhhhh, serious?
What's her new moniker?
make I mention u there

na vahala3
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by IYANGBALI: 11:10pm On Apr 01, 2016
Aminat508:
grin See lalasticlala tongue tongue
Ban dey hungry you abi?

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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 11:15pm On Apr 01, 2016
Maxi112:
make I mention u there


na vahala3
Hahahahaha, don't worry bro. I have seen it.

They ban her former. I did it and same thing I'm also gonna do to this her new moniker. except the mods won't do their job.
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 11:19pm On Apr 01, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

Hahahahaha, don't worry bro. I have seen it.

They ban her former. I did it and same thing I'm also gonna do to this her new moniker. except the mods won't do their job.
it has been taken care of, don't worry ur self
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by quickly: 11:23pm On Apr 01, 2016
IgboGoat:
If you attended a birthday like this, and you are not married, something must be wrong.

Africans and marry ! Is that d problem facing africa?

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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 11:23pm On Apr 01, 2016
IgboGoat:
I thought at this age and time, you should be civil. I guess your level of civilization still date back beyond the time that picture was taken.
I asked a simple a question were the one at that phone? Your response should either be yes or no. Is Ewu not synonymous with your user name?
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 11:23pm On Apr 01, 2016
Maxi112:
it has been taken care of, don't worry ur self
Hahahahaha, follow me jare make we go hold siff for that her new thread
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 11:27pm On Apr 01, 2016
gretblue:
He doesn't need to go to MFM with the profile pic like this.He has gotten all he needed
Lol cheesy bet what's rong with d profile pix
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by mideactive: 11:28pm On Apr 01, 2016
Dat guy,second frm d right na him dem suppose de call d finisher,d guy nor get tym 4Formality @all cheesy



IgboGoat:
If you attended a birthday like this, and you are not married, something must be wrong.
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 11:30pm On Apr 01, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

Hahahahaha, follow me jare make we go hold siff for that her new thread
pilot mk dey go there
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by gretblue: 11:45pm On Apr 01, 2016
HateU2:
Lol cheesy bet what's rong with d profile pix
Nothing is wrong.The profile pic is perfectly made especially with the ukwu.lol
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 11:52pm On Apr 01, 2016
gretblue:

Nothing is wrong.The profile pic is perfectly made especially with the ukwu.lol
lol cheesy.
That means you love it big. Hmmm
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by WealthPhillips(m): 12:01am On Apr 02, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
jcross19:
Igbogoat, is that you? I mean the youngest!!!!!.
This is how they stand:-
Seun-lalasticlala-igbogoat-ngenekwenu. Hope I get it right!!!!!!.
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Henycymama(f): 12:34am On Apr 02, 2016
Lolz, didn't even know there's something like this sf na only biscuits and sweet I know wey they arrange like that
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Drdonzeez(m): 12:42am On Apr 02, 2016
Pavore9:
See pot of stew beneath the table! cheesy
grin
Pavore9:
See pot of stew beneath the table! cheesy
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 1:24am On Apr 02, 2016
Adaezeagu:
Chai! I don old ooo
then let me marry u na, moreover u went to EKSU right?
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by KingRex1(m): 3:32am On Apr 02, 2016
Angelberry:
I present to you refinergrin
Refiner wey get like 5 husbands already.. Abeg find anoda one
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by KingRex1(m): 3:34am On Apr 02, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

Ahhh, you mean maxi112 is a weed smoker?
No be today. The guy na area fada
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by KingRex1(m): 3:35am On Apr 02, 2016
Maxi112:

hhahahahah! bro u just remind me the first day I mistakenly ate rice prepared with weed


brother I was busy dancing "Nigeria jaga jaga" like never b4
You rock bro! Yabaleft go soon find u come
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by KingRex1(m): 3:45am On Apr 02, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

Hahahahahaha, you see better thing you they run.

Just that I have sworn never to have anything again to do with ladies on nairaland, if not I wouldnt have mind placing a crown on her head. She is damn intelligent mehn.

KingRex1 oya come carry fine babe estharfabian ooo. maxi112 say na you like better things.
My man.. Na black beauties i dey into o. Make i leave estherfabian for you

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