na2day?:

chei! na true u talk ooo.


oya fine girl, how do u does? u know say the very minute wey i view u like so, my heart lost, when i go look again, my heart appear, if u no go mind fine girl, i want to be ur onez and onlyz, infact, i want to be ur style plus with plenty[size=16pt] +[/size]s and no [size=16pt]-[/size]s, i want to faze u not just tuface u bcuz i get blackface but bcuz say i don kolo for u finish. if no bi for omotola i for don marry u now now bcuz dem no dey call me lagbaja for nothing. so as i dey yan, u bi my lovina and i bi ur big lo, i no get 2shotz bcuz i 9ice like that ask mode 9. u still no wan believe me? i go amplifyd my crew with some Slam just to prove say i don Kush for u finish. I know say u ur name no bi Sade or Asha but u still be my true African china; no look me say i too bi Mr. Cool, dat one na just for effect, for bedroom i be Ruggedman, pure kokomaster Dbanj style. i get plenty money to pour for ur bodi, e easy? i bi king for my villa nau, na hin make dem dey call me Sound Sultan, by the way i don already arrange for Pasto Goody Goody for our wedding so we fit Maintain for Olu place till the party start . ehen, no go near that my new house boi Eedris Abdulakreem, hin ney dey take hin eye see woman, now hotteju will u marry me?  

ok now. my respect for u don multiply by 20 for that elaborate proposal. u see hotteju na my daughter.if u want her hand, u must to prostrate before me!!  but i like u tho. i think fit make agood in-law  but u must prostrate first 

hotteju u r very lucky o my daughter. me sef i dey jealous u small

na2day?:

e didn't easy, na loff

dhiz luff na elele!!

hotteju:

I think the Love arrow just stuck me
I AM IN LOVE

We need a wedding planner

luff arrow chucku  yu juz lyk dhat?
weddin? weldun!!

abi moyola u want to be wedding planner?

oyinda.:

abi moyola u want to be wedding planner?

Oti o! dhiz one wey luff arrow chuck HotTeju anyhao. . it seemz i'll be mur of d weddin' crasher o!

hotteju:

I think the Love arrow just stuck me
I AM IN LOVE

We need a wedding planner

dont  worry, dem plenty for NL  

oyinda.:

hotteju u r very lucky o my daughter. me sef i dey jealous u small

u shld bi  

Moyola:

dhiz luff na elele!!

no bi small thing  

Moyola:

Oti o! dhiz one wey luff arrow chuck HotTeju anyhao. . it seemz i'll be mur of d weddin' crasher o!

What are you saying, moyola, are you saying the bridegroom is "anything can happen guy"? could ditch the bride on her way to alter?, lol.

Remii:

What are you saying, moyola, are you saying the bridegroom is "anything can happen guy"? could ditch the bride on her way to alter?, lol.

dude, no start world war 3 for here o!

truth about prostrating in Yoruba culture.
1. you bow your head lightly to someone a little older or honored as a sign of respect.
2. you bend your head with your hand touching your knee or the ground to an elderly.
3. you fall completely on the floor if you offend someone(s) or if you are requesting for something unwilling to give out.
4. pre-colonial: you fall on the floor rolling in complete humility if you offend an older and powerful individual.
so prostrating during wedding shows that you are seriously demanding their daughter which they are unwilling to give out. it's a sign that you are begging with humility for someone you love.