bunmioguns:

E yaaah, its not easy, since morning, o ti reju *calling on the barman to give her  calypso and yaahu with peppersoup*

dont wory, after relaxing here, i go take u home wiv my DMX bicycle

mikuz:


@araregem,
what na?
*mikuz sits next to her and starts pampering petting her*
ok,just tell me what you want dearie

Merry Christmas, boys.

^^ lol . . .merry christmas my girl.

ARareGem:

Merry Christmas, boys.

Wish you d same damsel but dont forget to come to the bar tonight cos we gonna dance till down

@barman, which kind musician dey cum dis bar sef tonyt cos me I wan dance myself o

Hello, anyone here? Merry Christmas!

@sophizzy => merry christmas dearie,

@buumi, na jingle bells!

@sophizy, wish u d same


@mikus, sounds nice,

*walks into the bar stylishly* Hope I get a nice treat here.
@barman please get me a chilled bottle of malt and isi ewu. Thanks.

@agybabe,
alright fine girl please take a sit lemme serve you.

Thanks

*gets her a very cold bottle of maltina plus a palatable plate of isi ewu*
please dont blame those guys that are helplessly starring at thou ; ya cat-walk was breath taking,me self couldnt help it.

*whispering to d barman ear*, abeg weting be name of dt babe wey sit dwn alone dey drink malt and Isi ewu cos me I like her much o

*brings out money frm his pocket and pay for everything she had bought, denge pose go mit her for table*

*mikuz receives the cash from bunmi and watches as he walks over to agybabe's table*

*barman opens his mouth wide as he sees me and agybabe hug each other and leave d bar together*

*stunned*
bunmi when did you start using 'touch and follow'?
#can you imagine.
Wonders shall never end!

@mikus, no be like dt nw, na jst maut talk, scope pass scope nw, abi o don jassy ni, abeg me and agybabe dey go sleep jare, gud nyt

. . .scope ke,
you think say those ones fit move agybabe abi? Pray she doesnt paint ya account red. I sure say you no see her brazilian hair plus her exotic shoe and handbag . . Inshort . . .good night!

^ Rotf!



Compliments of the season to all you bobos and damsels

* storms into bar almost shattering the doors hinges *

BAR MAN WHATS ALL THIS?

ALL THOSE 'IRS' OFFICIALS OUTSIDE YOUR SHOP ARE HARASSING YOUR CUSTOMERS

THEY CLAIM THAT YOU HAVE BEEN OPERATING YOUR BUSINESS FOR A GOOD 10 PAGES AND ARE YET TO PAY NL TAX

THEY NEARLY IMPOUNDED MY BMW X6 JUST NOW THINKING I WAS THE MANAGER

BETTER GO OUTSIDE AND CLEAR WITH THEM BEFORE THEY CARRY YOUR VW BEETLE GO HEADQUARTERS



* sits at a table and scratches head *

NAH WAH FOR THIS BARMAN SELF . . . WITH ALL THE MONEY WEY HIM DON MAKE NA THAT RICKETY BEETLE HIM STILL DEY DRIVE

E NOR BETTER MAKE NL IRS CARRY AM?

@, jackpot, Wish you d same man

@, likechi, no mind d barman, na one Ijebu guy, married an Ijebu girl cum give birth to ijebu pikin, wetin u cum expect frm him

Nice your joks, continue it.

See as so-so man full this thread sef

Abi na gay zone be dis?

Or armed robbers joint??

bar-BOY, get me two rolls of herb and the roasted left thigh of Onitscha Vulture, quick! quick!

Merry xmas dear nairalanders, i luv u all

Efemena_xy:

See as so-so man full this thread sef

Abi na gay zone be dis?

Or armed robbers joint??

WETIN U DEY FIND COME DIS ' BUNK ' ?

YOU NO KNOW SAY NA STRICTLY ' MARY - JAY ' DOPERS AND HARD LIQUOR SHAKAZ DEY CHILL FOR THIS BAR ?

ABI U NEVA SABI SAY THIS NA THE ONLY BAR WITH ' VIP ' CORNER WEY DEM DEY ' SNIFF ' COKE AND ' SHAG ' ARSHIAWO FOR INSIDE ?

NOR COME HERE DEY ORDER ALL THOSE MINERAL AND BEER OR WINE OH . . . THE ONLE DRINK WEY DEM GET FOR HERE NA THE TYPE WEY DEM DEY USE SAPELE WATER MIX . . . XXL ALOMO DEY SELF (DRUM SIZE)

AND OH YES . . . ' STRIPPERS ' & ' POLE ' DANCERS DEY FOR HERE . . . ANY WOMAN WEY ENTA HERE AS ' GOOD ' GIRL GO MUST TURN ' BADT '

AND ERMM . . . THE BARMAN DEY OWE NL TAX . . . SO IF U CHECK AM WELL EHH . . . NA ONLY BABES WEY GET MIND DEY FLEX FOR THIS SIDE

U GET MIND ?

PretiEbony:

Merry xmas dear nairalanders, i luv u all

HELLO DARK & LUVLY . . . HAPPY NEW YEAR TO U IN ADVANCE

lilkech:


WETIN U DEY FIND COME DIS ' BUNK ' ?

YOU NO KNOW SAY NA STRICTLY ' MARY - JAY ' DOPERS AND HARD LIQUOR SHAKAZ DEY CHILL FOR THIS BAR ?

ABI U NEVA SABI SAY THIS NA THE ONLY BAR WITH ' VIP ' CORNER WEY DEM DEY ' SNIFF ' COKE AND ' sleep with ' ARSHIAWO FOR INSIDE ?

NOR COME HERE DEY ORDER ALL THOSE MINERAL AND BEER OR WINE OH . . . THE ONLE DRINK WEY DEM GET FOR HERE NA THE TYPE WEY DEM DEY USE SAPELE WATER MIX . . . XXL ALOMO DEY SELF (DRUM SIZE)

AND OH YES . . . ' STRIPPERS ' & ' POLE ' DANCERS DEY FOR HERE . . . ANY WOMAN WEY ENTA HERE AS ' GOOD ' GIRL GO MUST TURN ' BADT '

AND ERMM . . . THE BARMAN DEY OWE NL TAX . . . SO IF U CHECK AM WELL EHH . . . NA ONLY BABES WEY GET MIND DEY FLEX FOR THIS SIDE

U GET MIND ?

Chei!!! Oga sir, I stand corrected! :-)

^^^ NO PROBLEM MY DIAR

GO TRY GATHER OR THIEF MIND COME BACK . . . I GO RESERVE SPACE FOR VIP FOR US SO WE GO MUST FLEX

AND ERR . . . ABEG SELECT THAT YA UGLIEST GIRLFRIEND JOIN BODY AS U DEY COME

THAT WAN NA FOR THE BARMAN

This bar is this bad? I want to remain a good girl oh. I'm outta hear.

^^ My sister, na so we see am o!
Abeg, wait for me too - I wan run commot b4 dem corrupt moi for here! 

*farts twice inside the bar and sees everyone trying to cover their nostrils*

* gasping *

MY GOD . . . GBAGBO WHAT IS THIS ?

* covers eyes , nostrils & drink while calling the barman to come and sweep up the insects & rodents in the bar that have died due to the intensity of the fart *

MEHN . . . I GATZ TO HIRE THIS GUY TO FUMIGATE / FARTIGATE MY HOUSE OH

lilkech:

* gasping *

MY GOD . . . GBAGBO WHAT IS THIS ?

* covers eyes , nostrils & drink while calling the barman to come and sweep up the insects & rodents in the bar that have died due to the intensity of the fart *

MEHN . . . I GATZ TO HIRE THIS GUY TO FUMIGATE / FARTIGATE MY HOUSE OH

yeah, that,s a little punishment for derailing my thread!