**Drives my Lamborghini to the Bar's Garage, winds up my glass, turns off d A/C, still in my car waiting for Bar to open for today's business,
adjusts my specs, picks a copy of today's Vanguard newspapers and starts scanning. . .Election news. .

*knocks on car door*
oga,
we don open o!!

*15 minutes later*
i thought i just called jackpot over here, whats he still doing inside his car?

i no know o!
If not i for carry public address system.

jack,
chill !
Car snatchers full here o!

Soind proof ke?but I can hear wat u are saying nawww.Abi na china product u buy?

;d ;d ;d

jackpot:

**Rides my camel to the Bar's window, loosens the saddle , removes turban, still on my camel waiting for Bar to open for today's business,
adjusts my chewing stick, picks a copy of today's Vanguard newspapers and starts scanning. . .Election news. .

Much better.

Your window was open with AC on
Mentality

;d ;d ;d

*reads the post from jokingmary
and faints*

I think jokingmary is a robot~

mikuz:

*reads the post from jokingmary
and faints*

yeah, it's funny, especially dat 'loosen d saddle' part

*gets revived*
jack but how can you call mary a robot?
Why like that?

jackpot:

I think jokingmary is a robot~

Hey

^^
jack did you hear that?

^i think the sound is coming from the bot's speakers not from the mouth!

jokingmary:

Hey

hey, mary

mukuz wen you dey do things like dis let me dey know now you don finish all the hot drinks na only cold wans come remain, all the same give me two bottles of cold rice and and a vry nice platew of hot stout make sure say you ganish am with plenty fish leg and fowl tail. i dey wait

@belbest
you be virgin for this bar, na ya first time be this na!
How i want take know say na only drinks wey hot you dey like?

Okay, make i arrange ya order . .

* mikuz endowes his table with the order he placed*

But our fowl tail don almost finish, i dey reserve the small wan wey remain for one chick like that
. . . I replace am with grasscutter feathers; the taste na die!!!

**just driving by in my escalade**notices dat bar has closed for day**
*talks to himself**this mikuz no sabi biz at all,shey bi him suppose dey do 24 hrs service**

bright007:

**just riding by on my donkey**notices dat bar has closed for day**
*talks to himself**this mikuz don kill me,shey bi him suppose dey do 24 hrs service, now my wife go kill me if I go home**

Oh boy

;d ;d ;d

Bright na mike tyson you marry?

(standing up from my seat) ah this plate of stoutwith the grasscutter feather make brain i no be no say this kind place dey i go try bring my chikala and my main men come when i dey come tomoro but i no get enough money to pay now oh so chair you go hold this smal tin first make you use am dey see front (waiting for response)

*receiving the cash*
i dey collect the money sake of say na ya first time be this o!

Just passing by. Thought it wise to drop by and say hello. How are u ladies and gentlemen.

we all chilling tight, and you?

Baba Abdul would Always bleep Madam Grace , wife of Paulinus, in his absence.
One day, Paulinus was in the office and heard there was a breaking news on radio and since his radio in the office was stolen, had to rush home to listen to the breaking news.
Back in the house, Baba Abdul was sweating on Madam Grace once again when they heard a knock on the door, it was Paulinus.Baba Abdul was shaking, and went under the bed.Paulinus entered his room, and all he was looking for was his mainframe radio set;he remembered it was under the bed, so he bent and gradually pulled it out, it was heavy! . . .

READ THE REST HERE. . .https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-824484.32.html#msg9788648

We thank jah 4dis year oo. . . I just hope we go live to see the end of 2012,if d world never end

Meanwhile, i dey OXFORD. I wan bag my doctorate degree in CRITICology. . .but abeg mikuz,helep me find sth to cool my working brain. E no easy,worlahi!!!