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| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 10:56am On Dec 18, 2011 |
@ajibel, yeah i got you. Would you like to have a chilled bottle of goalder? |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Ajibel(m): 12:55pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
@Mikuz, mba nu. . .if u fit help me find Pronto tea add am natural milk (from rakel braest),e go dey okay. No use bin 'bush' pigbo urine do my tea oo |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 2:58pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Happy Sunday guys what's trending on da menu?   |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 3:59pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
@ajibel Rakel br€.as.t inside bar?? ehm . . Ehm . .eh . . This hot afternoon? For Naija? Hmmn. . .So this is what the degree you said you are chasing is all about? Drinking hot tea in a hot harmattan afternoon like this? Choi!! The degree go really fit you o!! @jackpot na #drinking hot kondo tea in a hot harmattan afternoon; dey trend o!! Both in naija and world wide. You don check ya twitter? |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Ajibel(m): 4:42pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
@Mikuz lol ur kwazey in a fraction. Taa who tell u say i dey for naija? Where in naija dem dey study CRITICOLOGY? :-/ That 1 aside,if u no fit provide my order,then ur unfit to run this place. My 2nd menu choice: mail me coke and agege bread with okpa thru dhl with immediate alacrity. @jokepot,my bro happy sunnyday! |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 4:47pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Er. . .I would rather take chilled kondo tea than a hot one on a hot harmattan afternoon. Make it 2 cups and place it on d table. I dey come make I piss outside   **heads for the back-door**   |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 5:03pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
@Ajim bell what are you doing? Ya not the only one am serving here! Will you stop confusing me? Which one do you want exactly? The kondo tea or agege bread?? How much are you even paying me sef? |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Ajibel(m): 5:26pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
@Mikuz rexpect my princely name AJIBEL b4 i begin to criticise ya mentality. I prefer pronto tea,not kondo u dis mumu bartendar. . . u dey talk of prıce, go meet seun! |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 5:37pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
*ignores ajibel and concentrates on the arsenal v man city match!!* jeez!! Just imagine!! AGuero is an id.i.ot!! |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 5:42pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Whats all these?? Man city give me one goal, At least in this first half! Is that something too much too ask? |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Ajibel(m): 6:02pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
*Farts 12 tyms inside d hall sending everybody out minus mikuz* enjoy ya game alone! Goaaaaal RvP scores a penalty. Up gunners *mocks mikuz* |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 6:07pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
*grabs an oxygen tank, plugs it on his nostrils and continues with the match* Omg!! Aguero has killed me!!! What a miss!!!! |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 6:23pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Goal!!!!!!!!! Silva is the man!! What a magnificient strike from the spaniard!!! *adjusts his oxygen tank* |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 6:25pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
*almost drops dead* thank Gods its offside! *relieved* |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 6:44pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
| *adjusts my seat near Mikuz's for a better view of the match* |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 6:51pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
;d |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Ajibel(m): 9:03pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
*Unplugs the oxygen tank and replaces it with nitrogen2oxide* *meanwhile,outside* dan1 d reporter: death toll rises to 12. The farting incident that erupted in the hall has left many dead and others sustaining critical injuries to their nose which they used to inhale the 'mess'. . . .more tory to come up in d next 12hrs,12mins,12secs. . . |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 9:59pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Ajibel you have started hallucinating!! |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 10:03pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Ajibel:yeah death toll reaches 12, I agree. But you didn't tell us whether they were human 'beans'. Maybe your fart just maimed 12 houseflies!  |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Agybabe(f): 4:36am On Dec 19, 2011 |
Ewooo! Abeg una fit kill person for here oº˚°º≈º°˚ºo! Kai! Anyway wetin una get for menu jare? |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 9:33am On Dec 19, 2011 |
*hands her the menu list* please make ya order. |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 7:33pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
*walks into bar majestically, hands in pocket* Bar-man, you get Cuban cigarettes? Fidel Castro brand i mean? |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 7:40pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
Agybabe:hey lil mama, you look mmuahh. I didn't even know it was you sef. I was about asking whether Angels miss road come enter earth *admires her gorgeous asho-oke* so, wat's popping? |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 7:43pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
sure sir, but i thought you dont smoke. |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 12:43pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Yup He Doesn't but thoughts about the Elections have freaked the Old Dude into Pippin' Smokes |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by ObiomaA: 2:43pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Dont comment or u will die |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 7:09pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
El, you sound like ya talking out of experience! |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 8:33pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
baba mikuz i dey miss u gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, abeg i raise white flag hw body na , ma specials still dey peace bro, 1luv |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 9:14pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Welcome donkollione, how have you been? Ya specials dey, shey make i arrange am? |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 9:18pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
^^ arrange am with 2 extra bottle , me wan high as u dey see me soo. . hope say ya ceiling get protector bcus na rocket high i mean oo, abeg on mizuk mk i scata d floor |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 9:50pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Ok, but eh . . You mean am? Rocket high!!! But the ceiling protector dey work with LG remote,Cos na LG . . Shey make i ON the protector? |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 11:02pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
El Guapo:na harmattan jor. The cold just dey 'too mush' make I use am scatter d cold. Bar-man, my orders jor or you wan make I suffer seizures?  |
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