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| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 5:34pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Ahhhh!ma ko ba mi ooooo!how I go take know say she be virgin?Abi u go allow me brows  airway?  |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 5:53pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
**runs into d bar, panting seriously ** pls show me d toilet i nid to titrate,  my burette has reach titre value** **huh wat a relief** y ya toilet dirty gaan, **  wata gwaan for inna dis thread all u bomboklaccks , **cleans a dusty chair n places his pwesious butt there** baba mikuz shey ya binatone antenna dey catch superspots 3 ??, abeg put am mk i watch muzik , |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bingbagbo(m): 6:03pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
DONkollione: * hands him corn-cob to clean nyaansh!* |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by ARareGem(f): 6:03pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Kpo kpo, who dey? |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 6:08pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
bright007:ROTFLMAO!!! you bad gan @mikuz abeg, you fit helep me with toothpick make I pluck the chicken parts wey block my teeth   *brings a sofa closer, holds my wallet tighter and sits far from Donkolli* |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bingbagbo(m): 6:08pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
^^^ xkuze me?, did u call me? |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 6:14pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
bin gbagbo: , i nearly forget tank u presido, nowonda i think say na dustbin dey smell, ARareGem: ccome in n stop using fire wood to hit d door @jackpot no place is safe for ya wallet , , go t aso rock n hide i will b there |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 6:23pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
hmm, bright why ya waist no dey stay one place sef? Na so you go dey find any tight hole wey dey under skirt to put ya hammer. Why like that? Dem swear for you? Na her highway you go download, no be only airways. I just tell you say she be virgin, i no ask you to confirm. You hear me so? @donkol you no dey see well o. Shey igbo don block ya eye abi? Na yamaha antennae i dey use,no be binatone. I dey receive cnn and bbc even with cable sef! |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by ARareGem(f): 6:25pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
DONkollione: How rude! You can't even offer the lady a seat. |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bingbagbo(m): 6:28pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
* farts!!* |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 6:30pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
ARareGem: ARareGem: , sit don finish oo, com mk i lap u ** pls stop blushing lyk ekaette dem ** , no vex i dey watch mikuz binatone plus yamaha antenna, |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 6:31pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
@araregem, dont mind those boys o. Welcome jare. Please what do i serve you. *dusts off a vip sit for her* Oya plaster ya nyash here! Ya Welcomed ma! @jack, toothpick container dey ya table na. . You no see am? Eh . . Ehm . . You never pay me o! |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by ARareGem(f): 6:35pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Don't you think it's about time you took something DONkollione: *Just walks past him* Ehem, better person Mikuz, give me a small tumbler of palm oil, please. |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 6:39pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
bin gbagbo: mikuz, **covers nose** ;Dnna ee, dis ya new airfreshner na from libya e dey come, @ araregem i dont gv a shout if ya ikebe dey shoot kataput, , |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 6:49pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
@araregem, palm oil? I gave you a vip seat only for you to place an order of palm oil? Did you see this sign board at the entrance of this bar at all? Araregem, you don lost o!! |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 7:04pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
**drives into bar in my escalade**walks majestically into bar**eeeerrr Mikuz,give me two bottles of Kerewa,make I take drive harmattan. |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 7:12pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
bright cunji don finish you! oya give me moiney first. |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by ARareGem(f): 7:31pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
DONkollione: Lol. I like that song wella.  |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by ARareGem(f): 7:37pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Ehm Mikuz, sorry jor. Na over exhaustion na im cause am. I think say na market I bin enter. Oya, give me a bottle of. . .what's the name of that blue drink inside that bottle? Yes, the one over there?. . . Don't worry about the money, Don will pay. |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 7:57pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Gives him fake dollars $ collects d kerewa from him* |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 9:05pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
*Collects the fake dollars and give him an adulterated concoction that looks like kerewa!!* |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Idowuogbo(f): 9:07pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
HMmmm evenin |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jokingmary(m): 9:07pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
hello peps |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 9:09pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
@araregem, you better not go there, or else the both of us go sleep for this joint till dawn!! |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 9:13pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
@id, evening how body? @jokingmary are those ya eyes? Long time!! Welcome ma! |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jokingmary(m): 9:17pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
mikuz:It's good to be back and my eyes still dey wella |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 9:28pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
i see, but hope you are back to stay this time around. Cos if thats the case, you'll have one beer for head, sharp sharp. Chei, me missed you o! |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jokingmary(m): 9:34pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
I missed u guyz |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 9:46pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
so mary, where have you been all these while? |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 9:46pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
so mary, where have you been all these while? |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 10:05pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
@mikuz: did u give me drink without nafdac number.I don dey fear you na ooo!Oya come collect ya drink go bring original |
| Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Idowuogbo(f): 10:09pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Am gud I jus say make I branch salute and ask if business make sense b4 I corner go shop |
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