good maureen
ah wan drink cappy fruit
juice, barman

@Dani:what does cappy fruit juice look like?Is it black or indigo in colour?

dani good money, how you dey?
Haba!
Only cappy?
You no go dilute am?
At least dogoyaro can do.
Your money na 1k o!

bright it is purple in colour
e be like don simon
the barman go understand


mikuz, chineke, my rolex
1k, nna e nor gree 500?

@dani:ok,is it solid liquid or gas inside?
Do u take it like blood tonic(one spoon per day)?

why, all these questions?
U wan Rob me?

*gives him a hot slap*
una no get bouncer?

*ahhhh!u slap me!Quickly pours remaining soup in front me in his eyes $ watches him dance papa ajasco!

*stays aloof and watches with laughter*
see old men dey fight over cappy juice.

**ahhh Mikuz!don't just stand there $ watch him go bling.Your bar might be locked for insecurity.

Hehehe, oloriburuku
*breaks bottle and threatens him*
worlahi if you nor wound you
today, my name no be adamU

IDOT!! BASKAT!!!

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

*Goes over to him $ pets him**helps him to remove his shirt $ discovers he is wearing tattered smelling singlet**Chei!this is natural perfume.

bright you dey fear am?
You no see em dry chest?
Em dey pour you threat you just dey look am.

oloshi you are very stupor *slaps him again* ah be your mate oya turn ya left cheek before i order ASUU make dem strike your nyash

miztook, mind yasef

**Na wa ooo!Mikuz,so u are dis wicked?You allowed him to give me two fried slaps!I will not pay for d credit I bought yesterday again.Do watever ya like.

ekaro oo, i don come again oo , wait baba mikuz u say i dey owe u, wen dani1luv been wan beat me u run, me sef kwa follow run na , ya money enter voicemail ni
no provoke ma annoyance oo



;Dserve evry bush pig in dis bar two two plates of kilishi with one cup of zobo, no worry i nor go run

look at me and look at trouble o.
Na me tell you to pour hot egusi soup for em face?

Shey you no go slap am back!
Na for my body you go dey get strength abi?
Better pay me my money o!
If you no want make 'em discover ya body for morgue today today.
*grabs his dried leather belt*
na roasted slaps i go land for ya face again if you no pay me my money now now!

@dani,
i laugh you in mogadishu,
ya mate dey wwe dey make better moiney,
you dey for this bar dey claim local champion on top of bright head abi?
Oya wait make i take one shot of kai kai.
You go see!

@donkol,
where the bush pigs?
Na only you i dey see o.
Shey make i serve only you like that?

**Gives him old naira notes**Oya take,go CBN go change m.

@mikuz:wey dat ur babe wey u show me her pics yesterday?

bright,
God don save you today!

*lets go of him*
ordinary strength you no get!!

she dey house.
But why you come dey ask?
Shey you no dey take eye see woman bre.a.st abi?
Na table of CONtents go kill you!

thanks el,
and merry new year to you bro.
Infact for that . . One bottle of star and nkwobi for you!
*a smiles graces el's face as mikuz lands the above named items on his table*

@mikuz:wetin u see for dat babe wey u dey hide go meet for other bar?You no want make people see her abii?God don catch u,I go show efry body her pics now now now now!

give my 2 crates of beer, i go pay moon die

come o, bright,
you no get babe?
See the way you just dey kill yaself for my aflican queen!
You wan chance me for my own property?
I sure say you don w.änk that photo for bathroom.
Remof ya eye from my babe nyash . . Or . . Or
. . . This bar no go contain us o!

come o, bright,
you no get babe?
See the way you just dey kill yaself for my aflican queen!
You wan chance me for my own property?
I sure say you don w.änk that photo for bathroom.
Remof ya eye from my babe nyash . . Or . . Or
. . . This bar no go contain us o!

@mikuz:haaaa sorry,no vex,d babe na model!You na celebrity.good combination

@jack,
choi!
Na now now my bottles of suya just dey finish,you fit manage the packets?

@donkoll,
please we dont serve in wholesales.
If you want to commit suicide,no be for this bar.
You hear me so?

@bright
now ya talking.
Mehn, that babe sweet die.
Her table of CONTents na tight well well.
You know say she be virgin?