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Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Idowuogbo(f): 6:42pm On Dec 11, 2011
mikuz:

@id
chill!!
Calm down jor!!
Wetin you go take?
Coke?
Don't try to b nice, we not buddies so don't fake it
jackpot:

bla bla bla tongue
wouf! wouf!! wouf!!!

I've already permitted Dani to lock my own thread. tongue tongue tongue

This thread is staying cool

wouf!!!! tongue


I tot u promised to barge in threads to make ur life misery not mine,Cunnnt I await ur calling.Now dani locked ur thread wen I had mine u dint like it so y tell danni to keep dis 1 wen d oda 1 is still running game plan I guess, u wonder y all jokers have left dis surface mtseeeeew boring lot.Am done
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Agybabe(f): 6:54pm On Dec 11, 2011
*enters thread*

What going on here?
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 7:00pm On Dec 11, 2011
id,
stop doing this to yourself abeg. Why are you getting yourself all walked up for nothing?you think this is politics or romance section? This is jokes arena,incase it skipped your memory:
all what we do here is strictly for fun.make this thread no go give you chronic depression o.
Why did i even put ya name sef.
Mtcheww!
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 7:06pm On Dec 11, 2011
**ehem better person don show sef**

hey agybaby what's up? How was your day?
Please come over to this other place *beakons to her*
wait lemme get you something to drink.
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Idowuogbo(f): 7:09pm On Dec 11, 2011
Mikuz mikuz mikuz don't eat my anus hair to get ur thread going, if it stays run it if it goes oh well.I jus tell dani wetin I feel but if u no like am begin brush teeth for python.
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 7:25pm On Dec 11, 2011
Id,
you've got something you feel and wants dani to know about it. Great!!
But do you have to do it here?
I thought there's a thread for that already?
See me see trouble o!!
Get my thread going indeed.
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Idowuogbo(f): 7:40pm On Dec 11, 2011
Listen I fit tell dani anytin I wan tell am here na off topic so wots d biggie, y u holding dis thread like say na WILL undecided.Cool down wiv me here u wud get d audience u no I b traffic so fold up arm and seal dat garlic breathe of urs b4 I take ova dis damn place,look face o angry cool
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 8:00pm On Dec 11, 2011
mikuz:

id,
stop doing this to yourself abeg. Why are you getting yourself all walked up for nothing?you think this is politics or romance section? This is jokes arena,incase it skipped your memory:
all what we do here is strictly for fun.make this thread no go give you chronic depression o.
Why did i even put ya name sef.
Mtcheww!

*falls down from a coconut tree and still laughing. . * grin grin grin
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 8:04pm On Dec 11, 2011
he he he
no break leg o.
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 8:43pm On Dec 11, 2011
Nobody can beat trio of Mikuz,Jackpot $ Bright.
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 12:56pm On Dec 12, 2011
Bar Bar here and there -- Una no dey pity Our brains and Our Pot-bellies ni? grin grin grin
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 1:30pm On Dec 12, 2011
El,
if you no hold owo you better leave my bar.
This is how you sound when pocket don dry!!
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Ben13: 6:44pm On Dec 12, 2011
This thread really sounds like it was opened by a drunkard. grin
No pun intended. The whole writeup sucks. undecided
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 7:10pm On Dec 12, 2011
yeah right.
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 7:27pm On Dec 12, 2011
Ben-10:

This thread really sounds like it was opened by a drunkard.  grin
No pun intended. The whole writeup sucks. undecided



laff wan kill me for toilet way i dey,  i for  enta d bow wit d shhhhiiit  grin grin grin grin grin








[size=15pt]I HEREBY CLOSE DOWN DIS THREAD I MEAN NULLIFY I MEAN LOCKDOWN I MEAN DISCONTINUE I MEAN SENTENCE TO JAIL, MU HEHEHEHEHE,  grin grin grin grin, FOR COPYRIGHT,  grin grin grin[/size]





PLS NO MORE COMMENTS SEALED BY DONkollione, STILL LAFFING IN D BOW RIGHT NOW grin grin grin grin PLS DONT FLUSH ME angry angry grin grin grin grin
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Idowuogbo(f): 7:43pm On Dec 12, 2011
^darling lounge don open come jollof for dar side since dis don enter recycle cheesy grin
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 7:53pm On Dec 12, 2011
mikuz:

he he he
no break leg o.
no worry, I wear dunlop slippers for legs na~ cheesy
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 8:16pm On Dec 12, 2011
women eh!!
God forbid!
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 10:00pm On Dec 12, 2011
Bar-man,

I need a bottle of fried beans and a plate of Star (shine shine bobo)

fast oh cos I gat some appointment with the Minister by 12am. Thanks! wink

**draws a sofa closer and drops my arse there** cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 10:24pm On Dec 12, 2011
jack,
12am? Shuo. Which kind appointment be that?
Ok chill make i go arrange ya order.
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Idowuogbo(f): 10:26pm On Dec 12, 2011
I care for redbull mukiz kiss
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 10:36pm On Dec 12, 2011
idowood,
no only redbull?
na greenbull i go serve you now now!
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Idowuogbo(f): 10:54pm On Dec 12, 2011
Awwwh u still @ mad me remember I was dat chick dat made your molars bright, come closer let me whisper sumtin

She whispers *baby u berra dan dis  don get brainwashed, can I have u feed me suya* kiss
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 11:09pm On Dec 12, 2011
**eeehhhhh*barman,I need two V.I.P fried cow wings with bottle of satzenbrau**and one more thing***while serving me,pls close ur mouth**the noise here is two much*
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 11:27pm On Dec 12, 2011
Idowuogbo:

Awwwh u  still @ mad me  remember I was dat chick dat made your molars bright, come closer let me whisper sumtin

She whispers *baby u berra dan dis  don get brainwashed, can I have u feed me suya* kiss
and you think you can actually manoeuvre him with that?
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 11:34pm On Dec 12, 2011
id,
na dyke i wan feed you with,
make we enter the bathing room.
Its just by the left,over there!
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Idowuogbo(f): 11:36pm On Dec 12, 2011
Loool dis is really getting to grandaddi he dey loose blood, mukiz wey are u nau cry cry

@mukiz
Don't b disrespectful no u to b a gentleman, can I get a hug wink
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 11:41pm On Dec 12, 2011
bright oga,
how work today na?
Satzandbra dey o,e cold die!
Na one cow wing remain sef
But make i add am with isi monkey?
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 12:11am On Dec 13, 2011
Idowuogbo:

mukiz wey are u nau cry cry

@mukiz
Don't b disrespectful no u to b a gentleman, can I get a hug wink
attention seeker! Lol cheesy
mikuz:

jack,
12am? Shuo. Which kind appointment be that?
Ok chill make i go arrange ya order.
e neva boil finish?
Time don dey reach for my appointment oh
undecided wink
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Idowuogbo(f): 12:16am On Dec 13, 2011
Granddad continues to bleed omo make I liv am go sleeep hin life no get meaning tseeeeew, jus dont overdose o wereee tongue
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 8:26am On Dec 13, 2011
Mikuz!!!U never open bar this morning?How d??
o??
u hope to buy my keke napep with this ya lazy attitude towards business.
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 11:22am On Dec 13, 2011
choi!
Bright thank God say you show sef.
I had to oversleep a little after yesterdays work,it was just too much,you know say na only me dey run here.
*hands bright a uniform*
oya go toilet go change sharp sharp and start work immediately. You be my man,e no make sense to dey see you roaming the streets,busy doing nothing.at least now ya chick can give you some respect!

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