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Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 11:58pm On Dec 20, 2011
BABA MIKUZ ABEG ON AM OOO grin grin grin grin HMMMM NA ROCKET LAUCHER DEY MY NYASH NA grin grin

jackpot:

na harmattan jor. The cold just dey 'too mush' wink grin
make I use am scatter d cold.
Bar-man, my orders jor or you wan make I suffer seizures? undecided

BROS ABEG UR MOUTH DEY SMELL REACH MA FOOD. angry angry angry.SHIFT GO LEFT SMALLL, angry angry

**DRAGS HIS TABLE AWAY FROM THE BUSHBOI grin grin grin**
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Agybabe(f): 4:50am On Dec 21, 2011
A bottle of Maltina and fried meat
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 5:07am On Dec 21, 2011
DONkollione:

BABA MIKUZ ABEG ON AM OOO grin grin grin grin HMMMM NA ROCKET LAUCHER DEY MY NYASH NA grin grin

BROS ABEG your MOUTH DEY SMELL REACH MA FOOD. angry angry angry.SHIFT GO LEFT SMALLL, angry angry

**DRAGS HIS TABLE AWAY FROM THE BUSHBOI grin grin grin**
*hits d ignore button*
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 7:00am On Dec 21, 2011
@ok jack,here we go . . .

@donkoll,
i feel you mehn . . .

@agybabe,
alright,gimme a second!
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by lilkech(m): 10:41am On Dec 21, 2011
WHY BENCH DEY THIS BAR? UNA NO GET MONEY FOR COUCH?


*going to the next bar for inspection*
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 4:10pm On Dec 21, 2011
na upholstery you dey call bench?
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 4:26pm On Dec 21, 2011
Agybabe:

A bottle of Maltina and fried meat
@mikuz
*adjusts my agbada*
er, send me her bills. cool
Hope you collect cheques too? wink
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 4:57pm On Dec 21, 2011
oh yeah jack,
and we also collect atm cards too!!
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Agybabe(f): 10:11pm On Dec 21, 2011
Please barman have u got youghurt? Huh?
*catwalks over to jackpot* *bends to whisper to his ear* thank u for paying the bills.
*moves back to her seat*
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 10:59pm On Dec 21, 2011
Yeah agybabe,
we gat all kinds of its recipes! Which one exactly do you want?
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Agybabe(f): 6:33am On Dec 22, 2011
I know u aren't deaf, but I can understand that the sound of that loudspeaker may soon deprive u of γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ listening. I said youghurt asap!
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by dani1luv: 6:41am On Dec 22, 2011
Agy smiley
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 11:06am On Dec 22, 2011
Barman U Get Vaseline? grin grin
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 3:26pm On Dec 22, 2011
@agybabe,
haba,
you dont have to shout at me like that na.

@el,
vaseline ke,
you wan buy or borrow,which one?
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by lilkech(m): 5:07pm On Dec 22, 2011
* enters *

THIS KAIN BAR WEY DRY LIKE THIS

NA HARMATTAN ABI D USELESSS UPHOLSTERY WEY D MANAGER DEY USE DO BENCH ?

I HAVE TO INVITE NAFDAC TO COME AND CONFIRM THE QUALITY OF HIS ALOMO
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 5:28pm On Dec 22, 2011
na you sabi!
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 7:04pm On Dec 22, 2011
*just drove into bar in my escalade*
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 7:28pm On Dec 22, 2011
grin
hey look who we have here!
Welcome bro . . . Its been a while!!
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Agybabe(f): 8:50pm On Dec 22, 2011
Dani did you just called me? How may I help you?
@mukiz I am sorry please. Get me youghurt, chocolate flavour. Thanks.
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 9:07pm On Dec 22, 2011
@agybabe
Yeah right . . .
*brings her order*
please ya bill is 12k o!
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 10:58am On Dec 23, 2011
^^no Xmas bonus?
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 12:18pm On Dec 23, 2011
El Guapo:

Barman U Get Vaseline? grin grin

SMH,

BARMAN ABEG TYM DON REACH TO DEY TRIM YA COST BY 50% OO cool cool cool, NA CHRISTMAS BONUS, grin grin .

** MIKUZ U NOR GO VILLAGE N??I** grin grin
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 3:04pm On Dec 23, 2011
mikuz:

@agybabe,
haba,
you dont have to shout at me like that na.

@el,
vaseline ke,
you wan buy or borrow,which one?

E Get One Nyansh Wey Pose for Door -- I wan Dismantle am! wink wink wink
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bunmioguns(m): 3:18pm On Dec 23, 2011
*arriving the bar and yawning*

Barmam u no get Isi Ewu wey dem take Human Head do
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 3:22pm On Dec 23, 2011
Irony -- **Dailing Customer Care** grin grin
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bunmioguns(m): 3:26pm On Dec 23, 2011
El Guapo:

Irony -- **Dailing Customer Care** grin grin

pam pam pam,

battery empty grin grin grin grin
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Nobody: 3:28pm On Dec 23, 2011
Taaa -- No be my 20Yrs Old Nokia 3110 Classic Xpressmusic Version Battery! grin grin grin
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Agybabe(f): 5:24pm On Dec 23, 2011
@mukiz no xmas bonus?!
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by ARareGem(f): 7:06pm On Dec 23, 2011
Bored.
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bunmioguns(m): 8:46pm On Dec 23, 2011
ARareGem:

Bored.

E yaaah, its not easy, since morning, o ti reju *calling on the barman to give her calypso and yaahu with peppersoup*

dont wory, after relaxing here, i go take u home wiv my DMX bicycle
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by mikuz(m): 9:58pm On Dec 23, 2011
@Jack and agybabe,
Im giving out 100% bonuses on any order you place in this bar,come 24 - 26 of this month => happy times are here! grin

@donkollione,
no travelling for me o,but will only leave on the 3rd of next month to witness my town's masquerade dance grin

@EL,
what are you? *picks up his iphone5 and starts dialling yinka's number*

@bummi
cho!!
human head?? You eat human parts??

@araregem,
what na?
*mikuz sits next to her and starts pampering petting her*
ok,just tell me what you want dearie grin
Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 4:38pm On Dec 24, 2011
**just drove into bar in my escalade*

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