bright007:

@mikuz: did u give me drink without nafdac number.
I don dey fear you na ooo!Oya come collect ya drink go bring original

See this guy

@bright
hmm,
I laugh in addis ababa,
Upon say You dey find nafdac number ontop kerewa,
You carry fake dollars give me abi?
You get luck say you check the label first.if not . . Na for General hospital dem for don dey give you blood tranfusion confusion by now!
No origimal for you unless you give me origimal moiney.
And that decision is fimal!
Na too much wayo make tortoise get cracked back.
Na conji get you this night!!

@ id
shop by this time?
Shey you go dat ya bf place,em come touch touch you finish, so tey you forget say you go enter shop today abi?
If i say make i do now,you no go gree.
Me no know wetin you see for that guy sef.
Anyway sha.
Business dey move o!

Mary . . shey you dey see wetin i dey see.

*bar opened for the day*

*to himself*
mehn,last night was very cold o,
this harmattan no go kill person.
Make i take one shot take shake off the cold . . .

choi,
jack,
see the way that you making my head to be bigging like lassana diarra own.
But hope say ya shoe no aba made o,
if not, you can sleep and fall !

@mikuz:abeg give me two bottle of satzenbrau $ one plate of bushpig peppersoup.

@bright
ok but the satz en-bra no dey suckable socculent cold o!
Make i bring them like that?
*places the hot plate of bushpig peppersoup on his table*

mary, good morning inside this morning!

**takes spoonful of d pepper soup and shakes head indicating good taste**errr,mikuz,bring d satzen brau like dat.**goes over to mikuz $ whispers into his ear**errrr mikuz,no vex ooo,I waaaannnnn mess,shey u get toilet for mess?**

*brings the bottles of satzen-bra to him and whispers . . *
just go outside,beside the parking lot, you go see one corner wey up to 3 to 4 soldier men dey,
Ehem . . Na there.

**as he about to stand up, mess come out by mistake**Paauurraauuurrraaa**
*Chei,mikuz,wetin u give me chop?my belle be like where boko haram throw bomb**i go mess again ooo!if u know show me where mess toilet dey*

choi!
*mikuz runs outta the bar*

**runs after him while releasing d remaining bomb**

*while he was releasing the bomb,the soldiers that were outside mistook him for a boko haram member; they surround him and beat him to unconsiousness!*

mikuz:

@ id
shop by this time?
Shey you go dat ya bf place,em come touch touch you finish, so tey you forget say you go enter shop today abi?
If i say make i do now,you no go gree.
Me no know wetin you see for that guy sef.
Anyway sha.
Business dey move o!

Dat guy dey connect my network and his provider is d best, I remain loyal

id,
try subscribing to my voucher,
you go see wonders!
Na mask i carry for waist,in case you dont know!

na you sabi!!

Yawning my teeth off

hmm

@jackpot:shey watch dey fly ni? :- \

That was close na. Why wont he understanded that?

Infact I understanderded before but I wanted to understooded well well.So tank u for ya explanational.

choi,
bright see the kind of big big grammer that you are spoked. I never new that you goded to school o!
But have you graduation?

**infact,wen it time to write final exam dat my HOD die.wen I want to graduation dat d VC kick d bucket**

;d