Man:pls pastor. Want u to pray 4 me, my biznes is not moving well.
Pastor:and wat do u do 4 a living?
Man:i'm an undertaker.

Damn migines you are to hot i laughed and almost cracked my two ribs left. Of course the remaning were cracked.

Thanks man. Datts wat we're here 4, either getting ur ribs cracked or cracking some1 elses.

FOR REAL SOMETIMES I WONDER IF THOSE UNDERTAKERS PRAY HARD, U KNOW LIKE EVERY OTHER BIZ OWNER

I hope they dont. But wen i pray i always add dat God doznt answer any undertakers prayers. So they beta stat lukn 4 somn else doing.

Undertaker's you must be joking. How about those who make & sell the coffin what kind of prayer's do you guess they'll pray. "God pls allow people to die everyday". Those undertaker's and those who sell coffins should not be answered by GOD.

but wait oh y wont they sell dont u guys want to go to heaven?

oh now i understand tu face's song

"nobody wan pai but den wan go heaven"
lol

Okay tell me if anyone want's to die.

I'm baaaaaak

@tope
i wudnt knw.

Oda ppl's biznes

is it true dat if two or more ppl use love potion, he can run mad out of confusion?

as it is shown in Nigerian movies Yes

I totally agree with mimiko.

Sory guys, i dint complete dat.

"Use love potion on a man. . ."

as i have used on you ryte?

If i love u, u'll hate me. I love violently.

dont tel me u dont love me again coz i know u do!

Ha ha ha

HMMmm u got my mails dat am sure of but the reason behind u not replyn dat i cant fathom ure funny miggs ur laffed and got me thinkn i was a kind of stupid u know?

Hey honey i'm sory i loooove u(stupid or not)

i'm getting jealous oh

@ituen
beta be
@clem
*holding tightly*
4get i sed ne thing about divorce.

cant hold back anymore--------_outburst

My 6-yr old sis
my kid sis waz alwys buging me nd asking me to tel hr a bdtym stry. This fthful nyte, she gt realy pushy nd i gt rely pisst and thn i laid her on her bed nd i tld hr dis stry;
Their was 1c a lil grl dt was alwaz naging nd wantng every1 2 plz hr alone. 1day, she saw an old man beging on d strts he hd vry lng fngrnails nd tith wit mucor drilng dwn 4rm his nose. He had a vry big and nsty scar on hs 4head wich was a bulet kaina hole.
*at dis pt, i tink she was vry xcited cos i cld only c her eyes shining brightly d rst of hr fce was coverd wit hr blnky *
She tld d mn 2 gv hr all d mney he hd rceivd, he refuse bt she insistd thn d old man tld hr to fllw him which she did. He sudenly turnd nd drve hs fnger nail in2 her chest, brght out he heart, folded her intestnes nd puld out hr stomach.
THE END
she used to lyk me.

A friend wrote d story above nd wanted to knw wat yall think.

*whispers* sincerely i think he's phyyyycoooo. . .

(whispers back) which friend

*whispers*
the one dat came to d house the oda day.

@migs & clem u 4got to tell me ur house addr. And tell me when is the engage *rubs hand together and laugh's devishly for an evil plan*.

(draws ears closer) sweetie dont u remember tope the best man during our wedding? (smiles into his face)

*whispers smiling*
dat guy's brain has been reformatted, he can remember we're marid. He waz askn 4 d wedn date on 1 thread.

Migs you never told me that u were m***ied if i had known i woun't be asking. *rubs hand together and moves on to phase two of evil plan and laughs devishly*.