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Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 11:37am On Sep 24, 2007 |
English is really crazy There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 11:39am On Sep 24, 2007 |
RULES FOR COLLEGE ROOMMATES 1. If someone calls while you are on the phone, do not answer the call waiting signals, after all your conversation to your boyfriend's, cousin's, sister's, ex-best friend's, father-in-law's, stepson is probably too important to be interrupted. 2. Of course there is no need to record any messages on a piece of paper. a. you would have to actually walk towards the kitchen to get to the pad of paper which requires that you write down a name and check off a few boxes b. but more importantly, all roommates have mental telepathy and are aware that if you tell the party on the phone that he/she will be called back at the callee's first free moment, the callee will telepathically be aware of this 3. Don't buy anything for the apartment, use and abuse other roommate’s items until they are destroyed and wait for them to buy a new one (case example: the spatula). 4. Feel free to leave any and all dirty dishes wherever you please, certainly one of your roommates has taken classes in house-cleaning 101 and will clean up after you. Just because you are big enough to make a mess shouldn't obligate you to be big enough to clean it up. 5. If you wake up at 6:45 am and need to take a shower, be sure to lock the bathroom door! Your roommates should be able and considerate enough to drive to the nearest gas station to use the toilet. Also, make sure that you take a 40 minute shower--it really stinks when a roommate leaves for work early and you have to take the bus. 6. Leave all electrical appliances, especially the lights on at all times--we are paying for the apartment, and there is no need to conserve energy--let other less important people do that. 7. If you need to use the phone late at night and it is in your roommate’s room, be sure to wake them up when you go to remove it. It's important that they know you are going to make a phone call to your dog! 8. Make sure that when you answer the phone you are as rude as possible to whoever is calling so that they won't call back and bother you again--how dare they interrupt whatever it is that you are not doing! 9. Never, ever, ever, ever empty the trash--if your roommate won't do it, just let the apartment stink. You were not born a garbage man, so why lower yourself to that level especially when you are a princess? 10. If your roommate has a car and drives to work, feel free to ride with her, but don't bother to offer her any money for gas. This is the 90's and gas is free for all Summer Interns. 11. Make sure that you leave as much hair as possible on the bathroom sinks and in the shower. Don't clean out your brush over the trash can, of course your roommates want to look at pieces of your broken hair each and every time they go to the bathroom. 12. Don't ever throw out any of your food that may be moldy because it was buried behind all the stuff that is piled in the refrigerator. Mold is a beautiful thing and everyone likes to watch it develop through its stages. 13. Feel free to eat any food that is located in the kitchen. Whether it is in your cabinet or not, it is free for the taking. Even if it’s not open, your roommates shop for the entire apartment, not themselves. Oh, and if your roommate questions you about missing food, pretend you know nothing about it--you can always blame it on the cookie monster. 14. If one of your roommates has fish, and she doesn't ask you to feed them when she leaves town--then don't bother wasting your time feeding them. They're only fish, and they probably won't need to eat anyway. 15. If you feel like listening to some music and you don't have a cd player or stereo, simply remove your roommate's from her room. She won't mind if you leave it, or any of her cd's, on the floor. After all, if it is not yours, why should you have to put it away??!!?? 16. Make some soup whenever you want, and be sure to leave it in your roommates pot in the refrigerator for a week or two, if need be. She probably doesn't want to use her pot anyway. 17. If your roommate buys a 12 pack of chicken legs and you feel like cooking for someone else--you should definitely take your roommates chicken and cook it. Oh, and be sure that you tell the dinner guest that it is your food. 18. If a neighbor (of course a friendly one) comes over and wants some spaghetti sauce and you don't have any to give them, feel free to go into a roommates cabinet and give away theirs. They can always go to the grocery store and buy some more for themselves. Oh, and don't tell them that you've given it away either until the ever so friendly neighbor brings back a few drops of it and thanks you for giving it to them. 19. If your roommate is kind enough to take you to New York with her because she knows that you have never been there, be sure to do the following: a. insult your roommate's friend who shows the 2 of you around the city b. don't say thank you for anything and act as bored as possible c. be sure to tell everyone you see when you get back what a rotten time that you. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 11:43am On Sep 24, 2007 |
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. "You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. "Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there. "No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know who I am?" "No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice. "Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice. "No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority. "Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Aiphie(f): 2:44pm On Sep 24, 2007 |
Miggie u too dey. Ur jokes are smthing else. Of course the prof does not know him so he can't distinguish his paper from others abi? I think I'll follow ur advice on rules 4 college roomates. Only I've left college. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Aiphie(f): 2:47pm On Sep 24, 2007 |
Miggie u too dey. Ur jokes are smthing else. Of course the prof does not know him so he can't distinguish his paper from others abi? I think I'll follow ur advice on rules 4 college roomates. Only I've left college. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 3:51pm On Sep 24, 2007 |
A Lesson From Management A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon." Alarmed, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago." Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way. Now, what was it she wanted?" "Rain." |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 4:33pm On Sep 24, 2007 |
@Aiphie thanx 1ns again. U're ma favrite thread fan. But cnc all dis days i still cant learn to "laf responsibly" u're gud wit dat thread.chaol. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 6:29pm On Sep 25, 2007 |
"There is but a thin line between porverty and insanity" =>d rich man says |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 6:29pm On Sep 26, 2007 |
Riddle me this:chap5 I never was, i'm always to be. None ever saw me, nor ever will, and yet i'm the confidence of all who live and breath on the terrestrial ball. Check bak 4 answer clue:one word |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Bblak(f): 6:35pm On Sep 26, 2007 |
Can't stop laughinglaugh so loudGood! kip it up. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 7:04pm On Sep 26, 2007 |
"I do", the longest sentence known to man. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 7:05pm On Sep 26, 2007 |
"I do", the longest sentence known to man. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 7:06pm On Sep 26, 2007 |
Q.Wats d difference btw a wife and a girl friend. A. About 45 Ibs |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by tessybaby(f): 8:15am On Sep 27, 2007 |
funny |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 9:45am On Sep 27, 2007 |
Advertising Secretary A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door. Pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "Is that for sale?" "Of course not!" she snapped angrily, blushing furiously. Unchanged, he replied quietly, "Then, I suggest you quit advertising it." |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 9:47am On Sep 27, 2007 |
Reply To A Rejection Letter The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following: Dear [name of the person who signed the rejection letter], Thank you for your letter of [date of the rejection letter]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me [employment with your firm/a contract to publish my book]. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite [name of the co or agency that sent you this letter]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting[applicants/manuscripts], I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate [employment/publishing] with your firm immediately following [graduation/job change, etc. -- get creative here]. I look forward to working with you. Best of luck in rejecting future [candidates/manuscripts]. Sincerely, [your name] |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 9:50am On Sep 27, 2007 |
Naming The Business Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology". The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they changed it to: "Hysteria and Posteriors". This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". No go, so they tried: "Catatonics and High Colonics". Thumbs down again, so they tried: "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentive.": Still not good, so they tried: "Minds and Behinds". Still no go. Nor did: "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Nuts and Butts", "Freaks and Cheeks" or "Loons and Moons" work either, so they finally settled on: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 9:52am On Sep 27, 2007 |
Jet Fuel A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics are in the hanger at JFK airport in New York; it's fogged over and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?" The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel and that will give you a buzz." So they decide to try the jet fuel, they get trashed and have a good old time like only drinking buddies can do. The following morning one of them wakes up and is afraid to sit up for fear his head will explode from the awful hangover he's going to have. He gets up and feels good, in fact he feels GREAT! NO HANGOVER! The phone rings and it's his buddy. The buddy says, "Hey how are you feeling this morning? I'm actually feeling really good!" The buddy says, "Me too! I feel great! Man that jet fuel is great stuff! No hangover, we ought to do this more often!" "Yeah, we could but there's just one thing, " "What's that?" "Did you fart yet?" "No, Why?" "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!" |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 10:00am On Sep 27, 2007 |
Hey That’s Inflation For Ya A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time. As he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, but would never take a pretzel. This went on for more than five years. The two of them never spoke. One day as the young man passed the old ladies pretzel stand and left his quarter as usual, the pretzel woman spoke to him: " Sir, I appreciate your business. You are a good customer, but I have to let you know that the price of pretzels has increased to 35 cents." |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 10:02am On Sep 27, 2007 |
Scotch & Water An old woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and she asks the bartender for a scotch and two drops of water. As the bartender gives her a drink she says, "It's my birthday today and I'm on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday." The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday I'll buy you a drink. In fact I'll take care of this one for you." As the woman finishes her drink a woman to her right says, "I guess I should buy you a drink too." The 80 year-old woman says, "Alright. Bartender I want a scotch and two drops of water." "Alright" says the bartender. As she finishes her drink, the man to her left says, "Since I'm the only one around you that hasn't bought you a drink I guess I might as well buy you one too." The old woman says, "Alright, bartender I want a scotch and two drops of water." "Comin' right up" the bartender says. As he gives her the drink he says, "Ma'am I'm dying of curiosity. Why the scotch and only two drops of water?" The woman replies, "Sonny, you learn that when you're my age, you can hold your liquor but you sure can't hold your water!" |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 10:12am On Sep 27, 2007 |
Really Tied One On A man decided to leave work early and go drinking. He stayed at the bar until it closed and by then, he was very drunk. When he got home, he didn't want to wake up his wife, so he removed his shoes and started to tiptoe up the stairs. Halfway up the stairs, he fell backwards and landed flat on his butt. That wouldn't have been so bad, but he had a couple of empty bottles in his back pocket which broke and carved up his buttocks pretty badly. He was so drunk though, that he didn't even realize he was hurt. He made it up the stairs and into the bathroom, where he began to UnCloth. Suddenly noticing some blood, he checked himself out in the mirror. Sure enough, he saw that his behind was cut up something awful. He repaired the damage as best he could, under the circumstances, and went to bed. When he woke up in the morning, his head was hurting, his backside was hurting, and he was cowering under the covers, trying to think up a good story. Just then, his wife entered the room and said, "Well, it looks like you really tied one on last night. Where were you?" "I worked late, dear," he replied, meekly, "and went out for a couple of beer." "A couple of beer? That's a good one," she snapped. "You got plastered! Where did you go?" "What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?" he asked. "Well," she replied, "my first clue was when I got up this morning and saw all the band-aids stuck to the mirror, " |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 10:14am On Sep 27, 2007 |
After a holiday After a holiday, workers were coming back to work, and those who had already been inside the workshop, greeted every new arrival walking in with the same question, "Hey, pal, how have your holiday been?" And everybody would answer proudly, "It was a beautiful celebration. I don't remember a thing!" |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 10:20am On Sep 27, 2007 |
No we won't At a press conference the Brunettes announce they are going to make a trip to the Moon. The Redheads speak up "That's been done before, we're going to go to Mars". The Blondes speak up "That's nothing, we're going to be the first people to go to the Sun". One of the reporters says "Don't you idiots know that you'll burn up?" The Blondes say "NO WE WON'T; WE'RE GOING TO GO AT NIGHT!" |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 1:10pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
Accountant Goes to Jail A nerdy little accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a huge guy with a big bulge. The cellmate says, "I wanna have some sex. Are you gonna be the husband or the wife?" The little guy says, "Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess I'd rather be the husband." The big guy says, "Okay. Now get over here and suck your wife's dick." |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 1:11pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
Modern government regulations Once upon a time, on a farm in Arkansas . . . . . . there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of wheat. She called all of her neighbors together and said, "If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?" "Not I," said the cow. "Not I," said the duck. "Not I," said the pig. "Not I," said the goose. "Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. And so she did; The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain. "Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen. "Not I," said the duck. "Out of my classification," said the pig. "I'd lose my seniority," said the cow. "I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose. "Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did. At last it came time to bake the bread. "Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen. "That would be overtime for me," said the cow. "I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck. "I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig. "If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose. "Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves." "Excess profits!" cried the cow. "Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. "I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose. The pig just grunted in disdain. And they all painted "Unfair!" picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities. When the government agent came, he said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy." "But I earned the bread," said the little red hen. "Exactly," said the agent. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle." And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand." But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her, for she never again baked any more bread. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 1:13pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
Boys & Girls What is the difference between a boy and a girl? A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 1:15pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
Two tigers Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out, all right!" The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another five minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!" The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another five minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?" The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!" |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 1:15pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
Insulting Parrot A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said. "Yes?" "You know." |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 1:17pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
Rocket Science Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshield of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements were made. But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin. Horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions. NASA's response was just three words, "Thaw the chicken." |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 1:17pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
Four Men and Their Dogs Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth was a Government Worker. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff." T- Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the Government Worker and said, "What can your dog do?" The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation and went home on sick leave. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 1:23pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
DEFINITION OF A TEENAGER Teenager (noun) 1) A mammal found extensively throughout the planet, often clustered in groups in front of television sets. Thought to be a member of Homo sapiens due to physical similarities, though social and emotional behavior leads many researchers to consider Teenagers to be a completely different species altogether. Very territorial. Teenagers are extraordinarily social animals, seeking contact with their peer groups to such a great extent they will forgo family, chores, food, and responsibility. The males of the species forage for food constantly and can consume three times their weight every day. When in full plumage, the males are usually drab, marked by loose fitting garments which slide off their backsides and look ridiculous. The females, on the other hand, sport striking colors under their eyes, throughout their hair, and on the tips of their fingers. Females often attract males by wearing garments to accentuate chest development. Males indicate their approval by staring at the display. The call of the female is complex and shrill: "Like, O m'Gosh! O m' Gosh!" Males are less vocal, signaling to other males with a salutatory "Yo. Yo. Yo. S'up? S'up? S'up?" Teenagers line their nests with discarded undergarments. The females hold telephone receivers to their ears an average of six hours a day. When challenged for possession, they snarl and warn intruders, "I'm doing my HOMEWORK. My HOMEWORK. My HOMEWORK." The males lie immobile for hours at a time, conserving energy and listening to violent electronic signals from radios. Male Teenagers concentrate on important information by rolling their eyes, shrugging, kicking dirt and sighing. Females burst into tears and slam doors. Many Homo sapiens families have a host-to-parasite relationship with one or more than one Teenager. These host families often develop a resistance to the parasite, rejecting them some time in the eighteenth year of life. Often, though, this rejection is merely theoretical, with the Teenager continuing to live off of the host Homo sapiens family for many years afterward, often at great sacrifice. 2) Of, relating to, and especially EXPLAINING irrational, intolerable, or inexplicable behavior. ("She's a Teenager." 3) A request for sympathy, offered by adult parents to each other in support. ("I have a Teenager at home." Often accompanied by sighs, head shaking, tongue clucking, and shoulder shrugging. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 1:24pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
Strawberry Manure A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.'' The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.''' |
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